Hidan: Do I ever cross your mind?

Kakuzu: no.

Hidan: Do you like me?

Kakuzu: not really.

Hidan: Do you want me?

Kakuzu: no.

Hidan: Would you cry if I left?

Kakuzu: no.

Hidan: Would you live for me?

Kakuzu: no.

Hidan: Choose me or your life.

Kakuzu: My life.

Hidan runs away in shock and pain and Kakuzu runs after him and says:

Kakuzu: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you thought that was cute or lovey dovey copy and paste to your profile.

if someone says any Akatsuki member is not sexy, show all pics of them shirtless or in yaoi session.

If You Are Obessed With Naruto Then You Probably Try The Following:

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. (*Looks at blue hair* DUDE I LIKE MY BLUE HAIR! ME NO WANTS BLONDE!)

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time. ("YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF JASHIN!")

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'.

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage.

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can.

6. You glue yourself to fanfiction.

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out.

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks.

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it.

10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character.

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU.

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together.

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers.

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai.

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'.

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'. (I really do..it's ANNOYING..)

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time. (Uh..YEAH!)

18. You know every detail about your favorite character. (..Dude I could probably write a book on them!)

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto.

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats.

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it.

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses.

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out.

24. You call your test a Chuunin Exam.

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail.

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer.

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back. (NEVUR..)

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki.

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where.

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi.

31. You try to make your painting come alive.

32. You are still reading this, laughing. (*Still laughing and ignoring the fact that she already copied and pasted something similar to this*)

Put this on your page if you love Naruto!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When:

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. (I am SO doing that when I graduate! XD)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.

3) You can spout a random character quote on command. ("ART IS AN EXPLOSION!")

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. (Shika made me do it!)

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother (or sister!!!) everyday.

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball. (I wanna try! T_T)

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your bookbag