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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN
by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
An Offer He Couldn't Refuse
by Kayliana reviews
Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,729 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
by Batwynn reviews
Tony was about to die, cold and alone on the far side of the portal. A certain god steps in to save him, only to end up stuck together on a familiar dead planet. Loki's magic can send them back to Earth, but what lurks in the darkness...and follows them home. (Warnings: angst/ hurt/smut/scary monsters)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 170,641 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Please don't touch the Vulcans
by museaway reviews
The "yes" is out of Jim's mouth before he can think about it. (Written for the K/S Advent Calendar. Kirk/Spock, first time, mild holiday theme, New Vulcan, jealousy, domestic fic, convenient bed sharing, lots & lots of UST)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/6/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, Spock Prime, Sarek - Complete
Once upon a time
by iship-love-otp reviews
Once upon a time, Jack fell in love with Bruce. Then Bruce stopped smiling and Jack? Jack laughed. (Bruce/joker(Jack))
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
by ZombieScones reviews
Tony and Thor venture into untested waters: Living with each other. However, Loki has other plans. Sequel to A Stable Relationship. Tony/Thor. ThunderIron. Male/Male relationship. Yaoi. Slash. Established relationship. Lemons at some point.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
It's Raining Women
by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
by frukforever reviews
Just some very short and very random phone conversation between Francis and Arthur. *LE GASP* I'll continue this fic! :O No one saw that coming.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
State's Maru Kaite Chikyuu
by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
The states think it's unfair that the countries have their own theme songs while they don't! Now they made their own songs to show the states are just as awesome. Review and send info if you want your state done. ALL 50 STATES ARE DONE! Chapter 17 has the rewrite of Connecticut and Massachusets! NOW COMPLETED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - America - Complete
by Avaya reviews
Two comrades who barely tolerate each other have entered into a purely sexual relationship. One has feelings for another while the other just wants to get his jollies. But when emotion and competition threaten to end it, psychological warfare is waged. Also...I suppose I should post that this is Rated MA. Individuals under 17 should NOT be reading this.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Marcus F., D. Baird] A. Cole, Anya S. - Complete
Just Enough Trust
by My2BrownEyes reviews
An offhand comment makes Loki want to meet the real Steve Rogers. Pre-Slash and Slash Loki/Steve. Rated M for a reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,557 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Lovers in Spades
by Unshadowed Heart reviews
It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 266,597 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
How Not to Seduce an Englishman
by Busby's Teapot reviews
Alfred really should have known better than to ask for France's advice. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Blue, White, Red
by George deValier reviews
Human AU. 1777; The American Revolutionary War. Three times, American rebel Alfred Jones meets British soldier Arthur Kirkland. One blue; one white; one red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
by Kira Loves reviews
Batman and Joker chronicle their interactions but what does that mean? Discover their true thoughts and feelings as they embark on a new era in their epic rivalry. More in depth summary inside. BatmanxJoker. Slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,591 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Of Hookers and Chick Flicks
by Allers3 reviews
Because Matthew needed the money, and Gilbert needed the distraction. What neither of them realized, though, was that they both needed the company. Prucan, Spamano, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Late Night Questions
by LunarSinner reviews
The gravity machine has been destroyed yet again. The Prince can not fall asleep, and desides to watch some TV. This takes place in the 3 year wait, and he still doesn't know much about humans and what shows are popular now a days. He then awakens Bulma for much needed answers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Give it back Give my sanity back
by Croc'Sushi reviews
England is losing the battle against his inner self, and feelings he thought he could seal away. But there is a limit to how long one can pretend. And now, time caught up... full force. FrUk, One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pick Up Lines
by coeurgryffondor reviews
The Hungarian kind of hates it when the Russian texts her. She also kind of loves it. / From "But Let it Go" story arc but you don't need to have read that to get this. You can find the snazzy picture version on my writing Tumblr, whosaidthat-me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Russia, Hungary - Complete
by GazeofMadness reviews
Could someone who had seen and done things many couldn't dream of still be surprised? One-shot. Language, lime.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
My Drink is Far Greater Than Yours
by Kat Wink reviews
When England and France run into each other at the supermarket, they realize that the French wine aisle is right next to the one containing English tea. Crack, rated T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Darker Than Morning
by CreamPuffBunny reviews
Post Apocalyptic World. Humans and demons are at war. General Arthur is captured by demon general Ivan and made into a slave. After forming a plot with his ex-lover Arthur plans to seduce and destroy the demon Ivan. But will he succeed? MORE INSIDE AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,558 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - [Russia, England/Britain] - Complete
by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3923 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Paint it Blue, White, and Red
by SevLovesLily reviews
Technically a headcanon one-shot, set during the events of Paint it, White. Can't be properly defined by just two categories, so it's Romance, Angst, Friendship, Adventure, Humor, and much more. Rated T for swearing and sexual but not explicit content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Who would know that Arthur Kirkland liked to cuddle? And with Francis in the house, it's only a matter of dropping his pride and going to ask for a hug... Well, easier said than done. Pointless fluff, T for Arthur's swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by Ice Cream Social reviews
Sub Zero and Scorpion bonded while they sought revenge for their fallen clans. Sub Zero is ordered to join the cyber initiative and Scorpion is forced to act on hidden feelings he has for the other man. SLASH. Almost pwp.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Scorpion/Hanzo H. - Complete
A Glass of Chardonnay and a Bottle of Rum
by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - France, England/Britain
Two Countries, One World
by Tashii Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by LePetitPappillon reviews
There was hope for France. There was hope that some inspiration would blossom within the bare land that was his chest and some beautiful plant would begin to grow; a sun flower after a four month's drought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Pride and Torture
by YouMeSaturdayNight reviews
It's Valentines day and Arthur is feeling alone seeing all the couples together. When Francis returns from a trip things get crazy. Emotions running wild and new bedroom experiences tend to get hot quickly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Sorry, I love you
by Europe28 reviews
"Well me and Matty were just wondering, and he said I should ask you, Are you in love with France?" That had been the question, and of course he had replied in the negative; but why did he feel so awful for having done so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
by ProfessorDumbleBrows reviews
So it was the World Meeting once again, this time held in England. But... Things went wrong. Actually, insane! Contains: CRACK CRACK CRACK! Disney and Spongebob. Crack. Randomness. Writing that makes no sense... Is told from America's POV!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - America - Complete
by skittleAcullen reviews
or Crossing Lines lmao my friends will understand! anyway this is a fruk lemon that i should get deleted for lmao teacher!england X schoolboy!france in that order! oneshot LEMON
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by Mirlin reviews
A little birthday gift for a friend.. France X England.. Warning:: Kissing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
A Letter for You
by FrUk.Swiss-Sushi.Fanatic reviews
England writes a letter for France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
You and I will Fall in Love
by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 4361 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
by lisa-tid reviews
Spock thinks kissing seems highl illogical. Until he kisses Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Out of Reach
by SilouhetteDreams reviews
England often imagines marvelous mystical creatures, but never has he imagined another nation. T for language. FrUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/8/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by LifeInABox66 reviews
For some unknown and most likely obtuse reason, England has succeeded in locking himself in the labyrinth of his own mind. A reluctant France, commissioned by a frantic Canada, must venture into the deepest, wildest thoughts of his former foe to save him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,807 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Of Tails, Chairs, and Sibling Affairs
by The Mouse of Anon reviews
Raditz thought no one could be as annoying as Nappa. Then his little brother wished him back. Goku is clueless how to behave like a Saiyan, so it falls to Raditz as his older brother to educate him... If he doesn't get an aneurysm first. Review please.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Raditz, Goku - Complete
Picture That, You Bloody Frog!
by voldemortsfanfiction reviews
England doesn't want to have France after him...he doesn't! H-he really doesn't! He reaches the conclusion that there is only thing he can to to stop him... Fruk, smut, rated M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Red String Of Fate
by kuroNshiro reviews
Arthur was able to see things that others couldn't. So when he was young, he saw it- the red string. Later, he learnt that it was meant for connecting soulmates. AU Hetalia FrUk GerIta SpaMano PruCan RoChu KorUs GiriKey introducing Netherlands/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,952 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
All the Things I Hate About You
by whitetyger123 reviews
With a job lined up in America, how could Arthur say no? Maybe the small detail about having to deal with a perverted Frenchman would have changed his mind. France/England, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture AU, rated M for YAOI and other stuff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,810 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
At Papa France's house
by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
by fapkok reviews
Chris and Sheva have hot sex.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Chris R., Sheva A. - Complete
Two Weeks of Sunshine
by comptine reviews
AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,992 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
smile for me
by comptine reviews
“Ma belle Angleterre… Can I have one picture of you where you don’t look like an angry child?” FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
by Impervious Marr reviews
America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
President for a Day
by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 523 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
by comptine reviews
Alfred stared at him. This wasn’t the way the great ‘Hero’ of the Cold War was supposed to die, tied up with a crazy Russki pointing a gun at him. “Can’t we make a deal?” America blurted out as Ivan advanced on him. Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Everybody Loves Goku!
by The Behemoth reviews
After a series of bizarre circumstances, Goku and Vegeta find themselves living together. Goku wants to be best of buds, and Vegeta…doesn't. Ghosts, love, and awkwardness galore! Goku/Vegeta yaoi. Complete. And now there's a sequel!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,944 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - [Goku, Vegeta] - Complete
Stay Outta My Head!
by Zogeta reviews
After fusing with the potara earrings, Goku and Vegeta find themselves sharing a small strip of mind while they wait out the fusion. Who will crack first? One shot, shonen ai and language
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete