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INTRODUCING MYSELF

because it's only polite for people to know who they are dealing with

Just address me by my username


I happen to like and enjoy fanfiction. I also think it would also be a good opportunity and experience to practice my narration skills through writing. This is actually tedious to write because I don't really know how to talk about myself unless I am relating my experience to a certain topic. So here goes nothing! Advance apologies for the awkwardness; avert your eyes!

Personality

People who are not close to me say that I look like a rich, and arrogant person because of my face and the way I dress. That, and I rarely speak or express myself to an audience like during classroom discussions unless I personally feel compelled to do it. To people I'm actually comfortable with, I'm really bubbly, opinionated, loud, talkative, and mischievous. I'm also very sarcastic so I tend to make fun of a lot of things to the point that sometimes I can be rude. Speaking of which, I give very honest opinions and frank in delivering my thoughts also to the point of rudeness. Ironically, I also value manners; I really feel that common courtesy is important especially if I don't personally know the person I am interacting with. Lastly, I'm not good in dealing with cheesy romance stuff; I find it disgusting and corny. Unless it is really, truly, and personally romantic for me. That is also the reason why I can't watch romantic dramas more than three times. It might kill me. For serious.

Likes

  • Books
  • Movies
  • Learning
  • Art
  • Music
  • Cats
  • Dislikes

  • Noise
  • My sister (but I don't hate her)
  • Invasion of personal space
  • Perverts
  • Hobbies: (ranked accordingly)

    1. Sleeping

    2. Eating

    3. Reading

    4. Watching

    5. Practicing

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    Winters Fire Summers Ice by Dark Vampress reviews
    "There is light and there is darkness, there is fire and there is ice, there is summer and there is winter, there is yin and yang and then Sakura... there is you and me. " Fate had bound them together by the strings of their hearts and the cells of their flesh from the moment the cosmos erupted. Fate did not intend to let them go. Their love would draw blood and corrupt souls.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 71 - Words: 396,525 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    The Making of Legends: Bishamon's Warrior by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
    In a world like this, nothing surprised me anymore. Corruption, deception, obscurity; sanity was always subjective. And death really wasn't all that bad. ["Romances are always one sided; you can only be devout."]
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,111 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Sasori]
    RED KING by VesperChan reviews
    In the wild country where it never snows but always freezes, the Red King marches his armies against the White Tsar. That is why Sakura is swept away from the lonely streets and the empty barracks into a car with a bastard prince and a promise of redemption, but if only she can face the demons that chased her in the first place and be what the king needs in his war. SakuraCentric
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U., Madara U. - Complete
    Dancing Dawn by AnimaAmore reviews
    Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,365 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
    Dunamis Tes Athena (Athena's Power) by Staraz reviews
    Danzou's infiltration changed everything. Not wanting to bear any further pain Sakura escapes the village and becomes a missing nin, only to get captured by the Akatsuki. Wrecked with a multitude of life-threatening events, Sakura struggles to keep her sanity intact and her secrets safe to protect her remaining loved ones... And the world itself.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,061 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
    Shattered Fate by ObsidianDreamer1 reviews
    Her job was simple, kill the heir to the infamous Uchiha clan. She was an assassin, that was was she did. So why then did this man with the obisidan eyes sear her soul and torment her dreams...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,712 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Vignette by Kill-Pascals reviews
    This was originally serious. But then the fruit got to me.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Under the Sea by organizationkhII reviews
    Sakura leaves the ninja world and enters a new underwater world when she turns into a mermaid. Unfortunately, the people she meets are the ones that she hoped she never would have encountered. Will love blossom or will she end up punching each one in the face? Rating may change.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
    Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
    When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 7227 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    Dark Waltz by HoodieArtist reviews
    Itachi and Sakura. A dark waltz without even realizing it. Do the two know that they're in love? Or is it something less? both lose sight of who they once were. These two dance the dark waltz of love and hatred. are they to stay friends or become more then that? [my first fanfic! please let me know what i can improve!] (Lemon in chapter 15)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
    The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
    When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5283 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
    The Divide by Winged Lady Colette reviews
    There is two worlds out there, the demon world and the human one. A Priestess with an old power lost to man is capable of opening a bridge between the worlds. Three mercenary brothers are asked by the temple's guard to protect the Priestess on her journey to the Cloud village. All parties have a nasty secret. Five lives collide and horrors of the past have familiar faces. AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Itachi U.
    Faith by xRaanix reviews
    She was a modern day surgeon, Kidnapped and taken 500 years into the past. Her mission is to save the princess and return home. With a power hungry prince on her tail, an upcoming war and a stotic captain that interests her, Can Dr. Sakura Haruno have faith in her heart to complete her mission? Will she stay and help the king become the leader he is meant to be? Revised Chapter 1
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
    Kindness by DemonMisstress reviews
    (AU) Tsunade decides to support 9 boys from the Akatsuki sanctuary in the war torn country of Amakagure for Sakura's birthday. When the war ends, the 9 boys will be brought to Konoha for a new life. But what happens when Tsunade is on a year-long trip in the Alps and Sakura is home alone when the boys- now men, show up at her doorstep. Oh god, what will the neighbors think?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
    Game of Crimson Shadows by SunshineNGunpowder21 reviews
    There were somethings that changed as Sakura grew up. She grew stronger, she moved on from her hopes of getting Sasuke home but catching the eye of another Uchiha was not what she planned. "I owe you a debt, Sakura," his voice like dark chocolate. "I will pay it back to you whether you like it or not."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,313 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
    Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
    For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    The Time Traveler by illicit.azure reviews
    Years were just too long. Sakura finds herself in between what ultimately caused her first world’s demise and love she kept waiting years back. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
    Little Flower by Xx-Sayomi-xX reviews
    One by one little Sakura meets the Akatsuki. They love the little girl and as she grows older, plot to steal her away to keep for themselves. Sakucentric
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
    Demon of the Leaf by Temekiami Uchiha reviews
    Upon its mask was painted a wickedly grinning face with horns protruding from it. To gaze upon this masked shinobi was to gaze upon death itself. But what happens when one dances with death?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
    To Depend on a Kiss by Katarin Kishika reviews
    He sat up, long after she was gone, long after the rain slowed down to a drizzle. His mind going back to what happened like a replay. All the while, his thoughts were consumed of 'Those lips were very warm.' Their deal was just that. Her kisses in exchange of him taking care of her. She never expected for those kisses to be addicting. She never expected for her to fall for him.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
    Love, Lies, and Male Modeling by GeekCheerleader reviews
    AU Due to an unfortunate circumstance involving her best friend, Sakura Haruno will be pretending to be a male model. However, when the other models get interested, what is this cross dressing heroine to do? MultiSaku
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sakura H.
    Long Live by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. The Leaf Kingdom is different. Our sons are trained to be soldiers. Our daughters, to be leaders.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    To Tame a Secretary by Janiya07 reviews
    A businessman with a taste for a certain pink-haired secretary. A young woman who sacrificed her dreams to support her family through its darkest hour. When sparks fly and tempers flare, can they look beyond perception to the truth hiding underneath?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,361 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
    God's Gift by Cutie Bunny reviews
    Because of the mixed fate I let go of your hand. But if I could see you once more, I would be able to overcome anything, yes, even falling into the darkness can be a condition for happiness. Even if I have to make you cry once more. Time-travelling
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,887 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
    This is War by silverfootsteps reviews
    It started with blue paint and someone with terrible aim. For Readandreview17.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
    By My Side by PeeblesPls reviews
    To him, it was all a game but to her it was real life. Because he was the older brother of the boy she fell in love with and she was one of his students. ItachiSakuraSasuke. R&R please.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sakura H.
    Punk to Princess by PeeblesPls reviews
    AU. Uchiha Itachi, private detective, is assigned with the task of taking a street girl like Haruno Sakura and morphing her into a high class lady. Too bad he's insufferable and she's unreasonable. ItachiSakura. R&R please!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,368 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
    House of Leaves by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. Caring for the elderly Madara was supposed to be like a break for Sakura. Instead, however, she finds herself literally locked in the middle of a family feud in a house that has a mind of its own, with nothing but a talking dog that looks suspiciously like a fox as her guide and a dark-haired protector that she doesn't know if she can trust. Welcome to the House of Leaves.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
    you make my heart beat faster by ohwhatsherface reviews
    Road to Ninja AU. In another world, Sasuke makes the moves. That is, of course, unless Sakura feels like messing with him.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    through the looking glass by ohwhatsherface reviews
    Road to Ninja AU. And finally, Sakura understands what's going on. "You're just an illusion," she tells him. "You're not real."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    girl gamer by ohwhatsherface reviews
    The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
    Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
    Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
    Creature Feature Deki Café by Ghoster.Z reviews
    Maids. Dresses. Frilly Skirts. Animals. Haruno Sakura needs a job that pays well. Fortunetly for her, all she has to do is serve tea and wear puppy dog ears. Maybe flirt with a few men...and women -SakuMulti-
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,907 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sakura H.
    saviour by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. After killing his clan, Itachi decides to take on extra security for Sasuke's future.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
    Sakura's New Year Resolution by Staraz reviews
    With a little help from a song, Sakura fulfills her new year's resolution: to have fun, to start having a life, with an extremely unexpected person who just returned from his mission. Song: Don't stop the music by Rihanna.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Jury Duty by chickenbutt301 reviews
    AU Garage Parking Lot-verse. Coming home to pouring thundering rain with no one in bed to keep warm gives a girl a lot to think about. On top of that, add in jury duty and a stoic, hot, and very infuriating boyfriend.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Melon Margarita by Lady Kaliska reviews
    Margaritas and daiquiris. A chat between girls. Sounds like trouble. Itachi/Sakura. None Massacre.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Dictionary Talk by SilverStarShine94 reviews
    As an afterthought she quickly scribbled a final word beneath the haiku - Stalker. Just in case he didn't get the message. ItaSaku. Au. For Vesper-chan's October Spirit contest.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    mad love by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. SasuSaku. Sakura kissed a girl and she liked it. Maybe. She's not too sure. And she really hopes Sasuke won't mind it.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Substantiate by you're beautiful reviews
    SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Electric Twist by Staraz reviews
    It's Sakura's 19th birthday and she finally gets what she wants, with the help of a simple song called the Electric Twist... and really sexy dance moves.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
    collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
    The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
    In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Mine! Mine! Mine! by Strayedwolf94 reviews
    This is a oneshots of SasuSaku with other pairings it starts from age 1. Pls. read and rate. Open for ideas!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
    pretty girl by ohwhatsherface reviews
    Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
    prove it by ohwhatsherface reviews
    Not knowing, Sakura concluded, was the worst feeling in the world. It was positively infuriating, at that. Which is why she had to ask. "Are you guys gay? Like, together?"
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
    Disenchanted by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
    AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
    Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
    It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Chords by charredfeathers reviews
    “Exactly how many basic chords are there?” “Twenty six.” “The whole freaking alphabet?” “Yes.” ItaSaku AU.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Therapy by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
    If I told you, I would have to kill you. One-shot, Itachi/Sakura.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Free Fall by Lady Kaliska reviews
    The Great Ninja Wars had ended more than a decade ago. But that wouldn’t stop a country supposedly in a state of peace from searching for greater power to hold over other countries, or even a clan from another. Itachi Uchiha, a cold and calculating ANBU c
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,333 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Oblivious by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
    Non-Massacure AU ItaSaku; This is why he didn't talk to Shisui very often. He only distracted him from the important things in his life. Like Anbu duty. And that included breaking Haruno Sakura.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    summer lovers by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. SasuSaku. Wow. You're really pretty. It sucks I met you at a family reunion. Ugh. I so hope we're not related.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Something Borrowed by ohwhatsherface reviews
    SasuSaku. She locked the door. She could’ve sworn she locked the door.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
    AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Little Blue Bottle by WritingOnTheStars reviews
    Sasuke hated his fangirls. So when his biggest one starts dating Naruto, he should be grateful... right? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, slight NaruSaku, NejiTen. Oneshot.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete