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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
If you hate people who trash other people's stuff and think their all high and mighty, copy and paste this on your profile, add your name to the list, and then PM me and let me know. -Mrslukecastellan
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
(I will italicize the ones I've already done...I do some of this.)
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
Hey Hey Hey!I am a somewhat normal brunette who likes to have fun!Wish I could say more,but I have to have some internet safety!
I am hopelessly addicted to the Hunger Games books, and when I saw addicted, I mean I have been quoting lines to my friends, making them extremely confused, and I have been stalking the movie website for a while now, ready to write a hate letter to Liam Hemsworth, Isabelle Fuhram and Alexander Ludwig if they mess up the characters I love so much- Clove and Cato. And Gale in my opinion kinda sucks, but I still want Liam Hemsworth to not make him even worse in movie form.
I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you'll never know what will try to kill you when you're part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand. Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you're proud of it.
If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, The Nobody With A Heart, HostClubRegular10, knyghtstar, Yamikage -Shadow-, VampireOfTheNet, Almiaranger, StrawberryCrystal24, DemigodWitch96, SilverNight ShadowLight,MrsLukeCastellan.
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenguinYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, M-Warrior, BTM707, Dreamnorn, Sceptilelv100, Almiarater, StrawberryCrystal24, DemigodWitch96, SilverNight ShadowLight,MrsLukeCastellan.
What a boyfriend should do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
xXthe shadow huntressxX
The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter
MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes)
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are a nerd, an athlete, artist, musician, and a gullible person copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have bestfriends that are always there for you and listen to every weird thing you say, copy and paste this to your profile.
A good percentage of boys are in love with Black Ops and a majority of girls are obsessed with Justin Bieber (BIEBER BLAST HA!). Copy and paste this to your profile if you don't like neither.
19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART/BIG ASDA
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. If you get caught, run as fast as you can, grab whatever clothes you can fit in, and put them on, run to the café and pretend to be in line/reading at the table. See if the person runs past you.
18. Bring a friend, have one of you get in a cart, have the other one push, and grab random items off shelves, putting them in your cart and then go up to the cash register and have the one pushing say “How much is this person?” See how they react.
19. Walk around the store pointing to people with your fingers forming a gun and yell “Bang!” When they turn to see you.
Repost this is you laughed... or are planning to do any of these things
I really hope that you'll consider looking into my stories, they are pretty good in my opinion and I am brainstorming ideas as I write this, even if I am not enforcing those ideas right now. But I plan to! Call me lazy if you want, but I know that I am not!
ALSO, THOUGHT I SHOULD MENTION THIS, IF YOU LOVE THE HUNGER GAMES, AND HATE DISTRICT 2, I MIGHT HAVE TO SEND YOU MESSAGES UNTIL I CONVINCE YOU OTHERWISE! DISTRICT 2 IS THE BEST DISTRICT IN ALL OF PANEM! AND CLOVE AND CATO ARE AWESOME! GLIMMER IS COOL TOO, ALONG WITH A FEW OTHERS.
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?
Octavia/Glimmer. No, but that would be somewhat interesting.Hmmm...
2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Um...I'm a girl. But if I was a guy. maybe. She's a little...strange for me. She shed off her clothes IN AN ELEVATOR! A little weird, but I like her as a character.
3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
I would be a little weirded out, because Katniss ends up killing Marvel.
4) Do you recall any fics about nine?
Haymicth! Um...let me think about that...YES! I mentioned him in mine, and there are like 6 million others that have him in a little at least. And quite a few that are mainly about him.
5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Well, Effie and Octavia do like having cool colored hair! Maybe...ok yes. Yes they would.
6) Five/Nine or five/ten?
Peeta/Haymitch or Peeta/Rue. Peeta and Rue maybe, but Peeta and Haymitch? Not happening.
8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.
Finnick and Rue, I can make one up I think."Finnick Odair is used to having to sleep with tons of girls he doesn't know. But having sex with a 12 year old girl from District 11 seems a little fr fetched. Especially because Rue, that little girl, is being forced to have sex with him too. What will happen? Will they manage to get out of it? Or will pressure make them do what they are dreading?"
OMG! That would be a little creepy. But it's a new idea. NOBODY TAKE THAT! I might use it later on...
9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?
Clove and Katniss fluff? What is fluff? If it's like dating or friendship, there are a few. Like mine!
10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic
Cinna and Marvel? Oh gosh. Um... Unstyled, Unbroken. Here's a summary: "Cinna had felt that when he went into styling for the Hunger Games, he wouldn't be upset over anyone's death but the tribute he styled. But when he sees Marvel, the pathetic boy from District 1, his feelings change."
12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?
Finnick would be a yes. Lots of people read about Finnick. But I have no idea what friends list you speak of.
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?
Yes. But still not sure what friends you are talking about.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?
Effie/Johanna/Peeta? I have no idea. Is I think an acceptable answer?
15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
Rue? This is easy! "NOOOOOOO!!!!! STAY WITH ME! PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!"
16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?
Katniss. Probably One girl Revelution by Superchick
17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Clove/Octavia/Marvel????WARNING:CLOVE IS A BADASS THAT LOVES SLOW DEATHS. IF YOU CAME TO HEAR ABOUT MARVEL WINNING SOMETHING FOR ONCE, KEEP DREAMING, AND IF YOU WANTED TO SEE OCTAVIA, THEN YOU GET YOUR WISH, SHE'S WORKING FOR CLOVE TO MAKE HER LOOK AWESOME! CONTINUE READING ONLY IN YOU LOVE CLOVE!
18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?
Rue on Effie?? Oh my god. Knew I should have changed some around. But I'll stick to the rules. " Your hair is fabulous? I think I saw the fabulous Caesar Flickerman with that same color." (when Effie's hair was lavender.)
CHILDREN OF THE GAMES PROM STUFF!
My Performing Arts audition. Please PM and tell me if you like it.
This funny monologue for actresses comes from a one-act play called, "Irony." It is a comic mash-up of various characters and situations of Greek Mythology.
According to ancient legends, Cassandra could predict the future, yet no one ever believed her. In this scene, Cassandra is at a party in the city of Troy. While everyone around her celebrates the marriage of Paris and Helen, Cassandra complains about all of the ominous signs around her by pointing out the ironic behavior of the party guests around her.
IN HIS SHADOW PROM DRESSES:
Friends And Best Friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"
A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.
A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"
A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"
A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.
A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.
A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.
A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.
A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.
A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.
A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.
A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A boyfriend stabs you in the heart
But best friends only poke each with straws
DEATH DAY STORY STUFF!
Victoria's dress- couldn't find a good pic of just hers. if interested, type in 'pretty little liars masquerade aria, and the red and black dress is it
Victoria's mask- www.shutterstock.com/pic-87242770/stock-photo-fancy-vintage-festive-red-glitter-dress-mask-isolated-on-white-background.html