BecauseShewasBORED
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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2857982, Profile Updated: 01-07-12
Author has written 7 stories for Wrestling.

I don't see why I shold have to write a new disclaimer for each story. While I doubt this will go over well, I figured I'd at least give it a shot.

Disclaimer: BecauseShewasBORED owns nothing. The characters, people, places, songs, products, story concepts and names all belong to there respective sources. BecauseShewasBORED in no way makes a profit off of her stories or their content.

There. How was that?

No? Well too bad. I'm not changing it 'til someone tells me I have to.


Update 4/19/11

Oh and Cop Out was intended to be used only for humor. I am not responsible for any sanity or grammatical abilities lost after reading that farce. And if you happen to be offended by it, then its most likely that you are one of those people who writes Shawn/Bret OOC stories, in which case I am very happy I offended you because those paticular stories offend the hell out of me.


update 4/20/11

*groan*

Oh man. People, I'm having a hell of a time with What We Do. Theres a story thats on my mind that ties into it in places. Said story is stuck in my head and refuses to go away until I write it but I want to finish Wht We Do first... (Frustated): URG!!

Oh, by the way, I have no problem with crackfic. Its immensely funny when done right, and I have found that OOCs are not as annoying when in crackfic. But if I read a story and the author is attempting to write a serious story with all these OOC characters then I will most likely bash you for it. I'm sorry, but I cannot help myself. When things irritate me, I tend to be mean.


Update 4/25/11

Okay!! After 26 long arguments, 4 irritating wrestlers yelling at each other in my head, 14 bad YouTube videos and one hell of a bad headache, the kids won. I shall finish What We Do first, then write that other story. See, I knew the madness had to stop because in the midst of all the yelling, SHAWN stood up and was the voice of reason.

Scary, I know right?

Whatever. Bret thought it was cute, Steph tried to strangle Shawn and Shane decided my idea about drinking was a good one after all. So yeah, What We Do will get done eventually though I might have to break it up or something. Oh, and just to warn you, What We Do and this other story may get meshed together. Possibly.


Shawn: Oh nu uh!!

BecauseShewasBORED(bswb): What?

Shawn: The HELL you're making me share space with all those other people!

bswb: Shawn, its all in the same Storyverse in my head. You already share space with them.

Shawn: Yeah but if you tell our stories together, I'll have to share the spotlight with all those other people, whereas if you tell them separatly, we all get our rightful time in the spotlight.

bswb: Bret control your woman...man...thing.

Bret: You leave me out of this. I have enough problems with Michaels already.

Shawn(bitchy): Oh so we're back to 'Michaels' are we? I thought we were getting somewhere you-!!

bswb: Okay, stop. Enough is enough. Shawn, you actually made a valid point, though keep in mind that I'm flaky so nothing is written in stone. The stories might still end up getting smooshed together, though I will make sure everyone gets their moment in the spotlight.

Shawn(pouts): Urg. You suck.

bswb: Um, no. And you're pissing Bret off.

Bret(snorts): Like I care about what Princess does. (Walks off)

Shawn: Oh shit.

bswb: Yup. You're in trouble.

Shawn: Just hurry up and get on with the updates. I want my spotlight (pissed off growl followed by a crash from the direction Bret went) And Bret!! I want you too...Bret...?

bswb: Now you've done it.

Shawn(running off after Bret): ...Fuck...!!

So yeah. Thats the crap thats been screaming through my brain all day, drivnig me nuts.


Shawn is so obnoxious. Oh, and to top it off, I have a damn NARNIA story brewing too *cries*

Caspian: What is wrong with Narnia?

bswb: Nothing. I'm just not used to all these people hanging out in my head is all.

Lucy: What about Danica and all of them?

bswb: They're different. They belong to me, I'm not borrowing them from other people.

Susan: Thats plagerism.

bswb: Is not. Read the disclaimer.

Shawn(flopping down on the ground with a pout)

All but Shawn(looks at him )

Shawn: Bloody bastard.

bswb: Its fine people. Just a lovers quarrel.

Shawn(snaps): Bret is NOT my lover.

Caspian: Yet you knew who she meant.

Shawn(shoots him a pissed off look): Whatever.

Lucy: Whats a lover?

Caspian(smirking at Susan): A visual aid would help her understand.

Susan(blushing): Kings are supposed to be classy not perverted.

(SCREAM!!!)

All: Looks on as Alex comes rushing in, diving behind bswb

Susan: Time to go. (grabs Lucy and leaves, Caspian following)

Miz(busting into the room like a rabid force of nature): DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME???

bswb(calmly): No. Susan said 'perverted'.

Miz: WELL, THATS THE SAME THING!! (spots Alex, cowering behind a girl half his size) AH!! SPAEKING OF WHICH!!

Shawn and bswb(watch as Miz grins slyly, stalking accross the room toward A-Ry with the look of a predetor)

Alex(looking terrified): W-wait!!

Shawn: Um, I think this is about to get rated-

bswb: Don't you dare say it. Thats the last person I need.

Miz(in the backround):HAWHAWHAW!!!!


1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

bswb: Oh HELL yes.


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. (bswb: Fuck that. They'd have to call the cops to keep me out. This discimination should make ppl hang their heads in shame.)

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

bswb: I re-post this in tribute to my cousin and all those who unjustly suffer the hate of society in the persuit of happiness. You are all beautiful and braver than those who tear you down. Let us never stop fighting for the right to be free.


bswb: F*ck.

Wade(walking into the room): Whats wrong?

bswb(jestures wordlessly to the person sitting beside her)

Wade(looks at the person closer): Oh. Hey Morrison. Whats up?

Morrison: Nothing if bswb does'nt stop pouting.

bswb: I'm not pouting.

Wade: Looks like pouting to me.

Morrison: Me too.

bswb(rolls eyes): I'm just irritated. The list is getting bigger every day.

Wade: Its not that bad.

Morrison: Lets see:

bswb's Muses;

Stephanie and Shane McMahon

Bret Hart

Shawn Michaels

The Miz

Alex Riley

Evan Bourne

Wade Barret

Morrison: And now me ;}

bswb: Its too many.

Wade: Oh come on. You must have known Morrison was on his way when Miz showed up.

bswb: Actually, I thought he would show up with-

Shawn(bursting into the room): EW!!

Morrison, bswb & Wade: ...?

Bret(strolling calmly behind Shawn): He just walked in on Mike and Alex.

Shawn(rubbing his eyes): Those two should come with an R-Rating-

bswb: Godamnit Shawn.

Shawn(big eyed): Ohshit.

(door is slammed open): And now, for the benifit of those with flash photography-

Wade: Save it Adam.

Edge(flopping down on couch): Fine Stuart. Its no fun without Jay anyway.

Bret: Hes not on his way?

bswb: No. He has'nt come up yet. But, um, Morrison, did'nt someone show up with you?

Morrison(fiddling with his sleeve): N-no...

Edge: Heh. You might think you ditched him, but the Deadman is the one who brought me here.

Wade: Wait, Deadman as in-

(All look to the doorway as another figure enters, his tall frame dwarfing even Wade)

bswb(sighs): Yep. I thought he would show up with the Saturday Night Delight.

Edge: Hey Mark-

Bret: Not a good idea to irritate him Adam.

Undertaker(looks intently at Morrison, then slowly smiles)

Shawn: That can't possibly be good.

Morrison(slumps down into his ludicrously fluffy coat, obscuring all but his sunglasses)

bswb(looking at Mark apprehensively): What did you do?

Undertaker(wordlessly stands aside, revealing a smaller man with shoulder length raven hair and tatoos all up both arms)

bswb: F*UCK!!!!


If you want, copy this into your profile and bold the ones you are.

You know when you're a WWF/WWE Fan if...

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later. (bswb: lol does anyone do that? Really? Really? Really? :})

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". (bswb: It was hilarious at the time)

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas. (I bet a lot of people don't even understand this one.)

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair.

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko. (bswb; Mickyyyyyy!!!!!!1111!!!!!)

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights. (bswb: Damn strait.)

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members.

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.

41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.

42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at an event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (Why the hell did he do that?)

46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home.


Update 11/26/11

Yeah, its late, I'm tired and you all probly don't care, but for those of you who know what Bleach is (NOT the cleaning solution, the manga) and know who Yumichika is, YouTube has now guaranteed that everytime I see that damn pretty boy, 'Peacock' by Katy Parry will play in my head.

F*ck.

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Unintended Medicine by PuppyNoelle reviews
Maka goes on the Pill to help alleviate her troublesome menstrual symptoms, but things become skewed when Soul finds out about her new prescription. SoulxMaka, multi-chap, LEMONY.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,685 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
First Meetings by Demon Flame reviews
a series of different first meetings between Minato and Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Indecisive by iluvmyanime98 reviews
What happens when Lee and Kakashi fight over Sakura? This is my first fanfiction so I'm sorry if you don't like it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Hearts and Bones by dazynl8 reviews
She knows what comes next. She's seen it enough times to be able to play it over like a broken record. He turns with that sad, pitying look. One lone, grey eye searching for understanding. She stands there, always the one being left behind. KakaSaku, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Circles by redsandman99 reviews
For the 2011 Spring Prompt. Bret realizes his relationship with Shawn is on a fast track to nowhere
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Forever by kunoichixakura reviews
After Sasuke came back from Orochimaru, he found a note in his apartment. From her. It was always her. But, it wasn't what he expected. After 3 years, it still wasn't what he expected her to be. Black with red clouds. SasuSaku. New version!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Inner Demons by yourmainsqueeze reviews
Gaara knows all about dealing with the demons on the inside. Sakura, it seems, is barely coping.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
FailBook by shewhowearsglasses reviews
CRACK The Naruto gang joins Facebook. And basically fails at life. Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid. Uchiha Karin is plotting. And Haruno Sakura is murderous. Someone definitely needs to get laid.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
Sequel to Letters to Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Weak No More by Mandarins reviews
GaaSaku? Jealous!Sasuke "Che. Annoying." It's been years, yet he still views me as Annoying. Weak. A Fangirl. I'll show that Uchiha. Oh, do I sense jealousy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Rima Can't Spell The MST! by KumaKichii reviews
The crazy story written by Tsuki no Kimi, with Kichii's two-cents worth added in!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Oh, Facebook by Polmkk reviews
Oh Facebook... How amusing you are. Sasuke askes Sakura to be his, and Gaara intervenes. Cussing and stuff is bound to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Talking to a Wall by knobbly knees reviews
Because Shisui and Itachi are a tag team of sorts, Minato can't handle kids, Kiba likes redheads, and because Karin's in heat. Language Warning. Facebook Comedy Drabbles. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
MST: What can you do with a carrot and a bottle of by mysterysciencetheatre
I swear, this jus screamed 'MST me! Please' This is just for fun, I didn't mind the story so much, I just enjoy MSTing. So, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,789 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Life, Death And Change by Wysteria Starfyre reviews
Based on "Lucy" by xOxLxIxVxEx When Lucy dies on a mission Natsu is changed forever. The team must pull together to pull him thru it. After a year, Natsu finds that maybe he can change one wrong choice to save Lucy, but at what cost? Lot of pairings R&R Edited & Updated Again March 10, 2014
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Natsu D., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Team Natsu - Complete
A Chaotic Trip by captaindynamite reviews
A cross country trip is bad enough without a drunk, and a cranky guy for tag partners, but that's what Alex and Robert have to deal with as the Guns and Beer Money make a long cross country drive for their next show.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex Shelley, James Storm
Living Again by futo-chan reviews
In the aftermath of a terrible tragedy, will Rey Mysterio be able to cope? And when will he be able to accept love and begin living again?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rey Mysterio, Batista
A Very Public Romance by Kiki Warbler reviews
John Morrison is involved in a car accident, and it makes him start to think about things.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,757 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - John Morrison/Nitro, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Fanfiction by Super Nintendo Power reviews
Orochimaru reads a SasuOro fanfic, and gets quite angry. He tells Sasuke to troll. The rest of Konoha will be inspired to write their own fanfics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Jinchuuriki Love: Shukaku Style by Arctic Ice reviews
Gaara never expected that he would - or could! - be defeated. One pink-haired kunoichi is going to show him that anything is possible: even happiness. GaaSaku. During and Post-Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,348 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Midnight by Nightmocha reviews
This is a Drama/Suspense/Love-story I wrote in 2003. I have recently re-modified it with many changes, although the setting is the same when WWE was WWF . Major Characters: Hardy Boyz, Rob Van Dam, Chris Jericho, and Austin. Contents: Slash & Violence.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,589 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Joining You by CookingKiller reviews
-Shawn/Bret- 'Shawn sets a foot on the ledge, silently stares at it, as if learning the steps. Then a push, and both feet have only heels touching the solid ground. "Shawn..." Hates that voice, hates it. "There's seriously no reason to do that."'
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart - Complete
A Little Game by suspect tomatoes reviews
John Morrison always thought his sexiness was gift. That is, until it turned into his curse. Dark fic.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
Naruto: The Parody by Super Nintendo Power reviews
Oh no. My take on Naruto. Written out of boredom. Rated T for swearing, Bashing, References, Perverted Hinata, and Harry Potter death. It's good to be in charge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Gorgeously Pointless by Gennerator reviews
Drabbles and ficlets and Gaara, Lee, and Sakura. GaaLeeSaku. Crack, angst, humor, and fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Can't Hide by MidnightUnderMoonlight reviews
It's been well over a year since the Shadow Riders have made an appearance. Residents of Duel Academia thought they were long gone. Now the Shadow Riders are back, stronger than ever. And they're after one thing: Alexis. She can run, but she can't hide.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Zane T./Ryō M.
Mystery Science Theater 3002! by Anicrazy reviews
A PokemonMystery Science Theater 3000 crossover. Deoxys captures Ash, May and Brock's Pokemon, locking them up in a satellite where they are forced to watch and review bad Pokemon fics until Rayquaza catches up with Deoxys...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,043 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
Always Good Enough by Silawen reviews
Afters years of not hearing from him, Rob finally stands face to face with Sabu at the most lifechanging day of them all; Rob's retirement party. RVD/Sabu Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Endings by Silawen
Sabu is leaving ECW and wonders if this is the end of yet another friendship. Hints at RVDSabu
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
MST: Basilisk Child by Victoria the MST3K fan reviews
Leela, Natalie, and Brynn have been trapped and forced to read a fanfic called Basilisk Child, featuring a DarkStu!Harry, a baby basilisk, and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007
An Intensely Romantic Story by Gennerator reviews
Sakura was very pretty. So pretty she got raped. By like...five hundred different people. God her life was ironic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunited The MST of a lifetime by lopie reviews
Men have spent their lives searching out the perfect story for a MST. I have found it. And now, I subject you to it. But I make Harry and the others suffer as well. Read it if you dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2007
MWT 2007: Misting 1 The Horror Begins by Billie Marie reviews
If you like Mystery Science Theater 3000 and wrestling, this is for you. Vince McMahon has gone mad and captured four of his employees, two former and two current, and sent them up to his specially made satellite where he can torture them.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Children of the WWE by Undertaker of the Sith reviews
Vince wakes up to find his wrestlers have all been turned into children, leaving only him, Shane, and Coach to take care of them. Naturally, insanity ensues.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,374 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006
The Desert Rose by Little Falcon reviews
A prophecy has been given and it includes the two person that were most unlikely to come together. Something is stirring and it was beyond their control. GaaSaku. The longest GXS fanfic... dare to read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 98,380 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
White Oleander by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Sevencentric] Sakura has been acting differently after her first solo mission and Kakashi wants to know why. [Notice, Discontinued until I can find a way to make this not a giant cliche.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,788 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Gilded Nightmares by Indigo X reviews
Goldust has a dark obsession... Rob Van Dam. Will the hardcore high-flyer be able to escape the Bizzare One's tangled, twisted web? (Rated R for violence, language, and mentions of rape.)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
Petals by Fellowshipper reviews
AU. Some loves are worth making sacrifices for. Jay/Adam slash
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Apocalypse: The Zombie Chronicles reviews
Some of your my favorite wrestlers have run into a small problem, and have decided to share their knowledge with the world. Read at your own discretion.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Edge, Christian
Velocitas Sanguine Tintus reviews
Because of the mistakes they made, the new generation of Guardians will suffer. As darkness decends on Tallulah, Louisiana the creatures of the night decide its time to play... and there will be no survivors. AU, slash/het and VERY rated R.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011
Of Ornaments and Trees reviews
I'm sooo late! The kids are getting ready for class B's anual Christmas party. Let the chaos begin. My very late christmas oneshot.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Kibbles 'n Bits reviews
This story was inspired by a commercial for dog food. Be warned. Slash and supernatural weirdness inside. Just a oneshot.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edge, Christian - Complete
Turkeys of Our Lives reviews
The kids are making thanksgiving art projects and as usual its not going to go as planned. Happy Thaknsgiving people!
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
The Jeff Hardy Story Part 1: Tragedies reviews
He was a train wreck, a mess of a man. Could he find love on the streets before it was too late? Or would he find something even more important? This is why you read the genre people. Slash and swearing, full warning inside.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011
Cop Out reviews
It inspired screaming fangirls all over the world to snatch up their computers and write more smut than any other episode of Raw in the history of...FOREVER. Rated T for bad jokes, extreamly offensive material and something that may resemble slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels - Complete