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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2858665, Profile Updated: 08-11-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Marching Band.

I'M OFF HIATUS! FINALLY! I'M BACK! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE NOVEMBER, BUT I'M BACK! I LOVE EVERYONE THAT STILL FOUND ME! I'M BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!


Hey hey peoples!!! I read like, ALL the time!! (If you ever find me without a book, slap me upside the head, please) I love Harry Potter, Narnia, and soooooo much more. I read manga too, mostly AirGear, Ravemaster, Bleach, Kilala Princess, Her Majesty's Dog, and more that I really can't think of at the moment!! haha


Guess what? I'm a BetaReader now! Find me!


First off, some awesome writing quotes :)

"When in doubt, kill the character."

"My characters have to earn the right to live."

"Be careful, or you will end up in my novel."


Some of my all time favorite quotes are from Harry Potter (I'm a huge HP dork, haha):

"Alas, earwax!" Dumbledore, book/movie 1

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." Hermione book 5

"And that boys, is why you don't judge solely on looks." Arthur Weasley, speaking of Veela in book 4

"I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black!" Bellatrix Lestrange, book/movie 5

"It feels like this." Harry, book/movie 6

"I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. *Harry stared* Another Christmas has come and gone, and I didn't receive a single pair." Dumbledore, book 1

"You know minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts, but you cannot deny he's got style." Phineas Negellus, book 5

"I have to go vomit." Hermione, movie 6

Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?! Book 1

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Book/Movie 2

Ron: Spiders! Spiders! Spiders! They want me to tapdance! I don't wanna tapdance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron
Ron: I'll tell 'em, I'll tell 'em, I'll tell 'em... *snore* Movie 3


I know at least three people who would like to push me down the stairs.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV for getting frustrated at a person who can't hear you, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, paste this to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile


If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank,
Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,
"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,
Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy,
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87


If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

'Dream as if you’ll live forever…'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
paste this into your profile

Chu!


Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?


Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:

A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi

After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...

Amaris- Karinkashikiari
April - Kanoshikita
Jude - Zudoteku
Keith - Mekukichiri
valerie ruka taku shikiku (say that 3 times fast!)
Mike - Rin Kimeku
murphy- Rin doshino rifu
logan - Tamojikato Takuku Rimotarinkuari!
Miss Lady Annik- Mikashimotakitoku Takuritakiku Tadotozikushi (awesome.. I can't say my own name!)
Tomaz - Chimorinkazi
Lidija - Takitekizuka (hehe)
Christian Storm- Mirishikiarichikikato Arichimoshirin !!yes!!
Aaron - Kakashimoto - great, my name sounds like a fecal Motorola commercial...
Mike- Rinkimeku- ricky makes who?
Lara Takashika Zukutatakulukudokitataku!!... I like it!
meg - rinkuji the eliminator!
Kyja- Mefuzuka Mekitoji ...mmmmm, delicious
Felix- Lukutakina (dammit, I'm a girl!!)
Zack- Zikamemi
Brian- Zushikikato
Erin-kushikito ( thats pretty hot)
Tony-Chimotofu
KELSEY- MEKUTAARIKUFU
karrah- mekashishikari zushikikatoto. woooo.
Vanessa- Rukatokuariarika Arichikikushi. yus sir
Codey- Mimotekufu Zumotachiku
Karlee- mekashitakuku
Alisha-katakiaririka
Eric- Kushikimi
Charlie-mirikanotakiku
Mario-Rinkashikimo
Emily Rota- Kurinkitafu Shimochika...i like it muy macho!
Laura Jopp - Takadoshika Zumomono haha i love it
Hannah Rikatotokari
Steph - Arichikunori
Ruth-Shidochiri
Matt- Rinkachichi
Ashley- Kaariritakufu
Aradia- Kashikatekika
Kim- Mekirin
Jet- Zukuchi...I sound like a type of food...
Bella- Zukutataka...Ha ha ha! I sound funny!_
Angie-Katojiriku...It sounds like a mix of a guy and girl's name...
Jenna-Zukutotoka
Dzamira= Tezikarinkishika...sounds like a type of sushi or sumthin...
April- kanoshikita
Emily-Kurinkitafu
Sarah-Arikashikari
Steven-Arichikurukuto(me:that sounds awsome!!)
Lauren Smith-Takadoshikuto Aririnkichiri (me: Wow...ummm...lol)
Eden- Kutekuto
Olivia-Motakirukika
and StarWarsAddi is...Dun Dun Dun...: ArichikashiMeikashiariKateteki (Say THAT 5 times fast!! LOL)
Jessi - Zukuariariki Meikuzuzukushi interesting...
Heather -Rikukachirikushi
Shadow-Rikukachirikushi Tafufuto
Kaila-Mekakikata Rinkashikiku Nokukashiarimotowicked!
Billy mcnamara=zukitatafu rinmotokarinkashika
madison-rinkatekiarimoto

Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)

Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."

Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)

Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)

Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)

Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)

Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD

Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-

Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort o f chant...can't procounce my last name haha v>)

Sarah - Arikashikari
or umeRi - Dorinku Shiki (it sounds like something you'd name a monkey)
or Shira Ume - Aririkishika Dorinku (what the frik?)


If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!


You're a 90's kid if: (omg when I read this i couldn't believe i forgot all about these!)

You can finish this 'ice ice _"

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said

You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up trainers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When gameboy was a brick.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

Holy Crap! I really do miss these times. I have a feeling people are just going to forget all about the past...how terrible...


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.


--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!

So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!


:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.


FUNNY QUOTE TIME!!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and laugh while the world wonders how you did it.

My middle name is Casm. It's short for Sarcasm. (haha i made that one up myself, lol)

There is no half-singing in the shower; you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

AAAACK!!! GET OUTTA MY PERSONAL BUBBLE!!! *smacks with broom*

la di daaaaaaa...


C&P if you have ever lost your phone while talking on it

C&P if you think the little music war between Canada and the U.S. is gonna evolve into WW3

C&P if you think Itsuki Minami is SEXY

C&P if you want a pair of AirGear blades

C&P if you want a Weasley twin


How to make your friends think that you're INSANE:

Go out in public wearing crazy clothes, make up, and hair with your friends. Meet up with them somewhere else because they wont let you go with them if you meet them at their house. (guys- you don't have to try on make up but it sure would be crazy!)

Just start laughing at nothing in particular. It would help to have a weird or insane laugh.

Dye your hair a crazy color like pink or gold

Go up to your friends and tell them how much you missed them and hug them often ( like 5 hugs in 2 min)like you haven't seen them for 5 years

When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every strangers who pass by ( try at least 20 strangers to say hi to.) This will drive your friends crazy

Tell your friends that the squirrel in your back yard died and that you are depressed. put eye drop as tears and use tissues to blow your nose. act sad for days

Invite your friends over and when they come in the house, pretend to watch Barney or Dora the explorer.

Talk to yourself out loud when you and your friends are eating in a restaurant. When a waitress is taking order, talk to yourself out loud, trying to decide if you want a burger or pasta.

Have a sleepover party and rent movies for little children like Beauty and the Beast or Alice in Wonderland.

Tell them weird stories like you dream to go to Africa and become an orthodontist for giraffes or gorillas. Or tell them that you will build your own house shape like a shark when you get older.

When you're at your friend's party, yell out loud that it's a karaoke time and start singing some DEVO songs or some much older song. Or you can sing in opera.

You could scream: I lost a contact!and wait ten seconds for people to get down on their knees to look for it, then run away laughing at all the funny people

When somebody is talking to you, start to stare at their chin. Nod and respond to whatever they are saying, but always look at their chin. Then slowly change your expression to one of horror, then be quietly amused. The person talking to you will probably loose his/her chain of thought.

On Halloween paint half your face VERY scary, and when somebody is talking to you, slowly turn your head towards the speaker then scream LOUDLY. It will make the speaker jump.

Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.

Say things like i have pet unicorns that come visit me and i name them after mexican presidents.


Here's to the girls who've had their heart broken by a guy. (That they never even dated.)

There's always two reasons behind a girl's smile: She's either in love, or broken.


How to speak with three easy steps:
1. Always say what you think is right, not what you think they think is right.
2. Don't listen to what you want to hear, always listen to what they have to say.
3. Never interrupt someone. Stay calm, be smart and the most important thing, be positive.


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile


FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, silver-hedgehog, lovelyuyu, Dizzy126, umeRi87


If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profi


You Know You're A Marching Band Geek If…

Ok, most of these apply, except the ones about the band teacher 'cause those are just creepy ('cept the blackmail one, rotfl) and I don't hate colorguard 'cause I spin and I'm PROUD.
You like wearing the cold weather uniform.
One of your best friends is the band teacher.
You see the band teacher more often than you see your best friend.
People think you're dating your band teacher.
Your most said phrase is about band.
You march in time with other people in the halls.
You put your M&Ms in color order in a block formation before you eat them.
You wait for commands to leave the classroom instead of listening for the bell.
You spend more study hall time in the band room than in your homeroom.
You know the band teacher better than your parents.
You see the band teacher more than you see your parents.
You have a code name for your band teacher.
You've had an awkward conversation with your band teacher.
You mark time instead of standing still.
You can't stand the color guard.
You laugh when color guard and drum lime are stuck in a band bus together.
You know how to conduct a band almost as well as your band teacher.
You've memorized all of the commands.
You figure out the key signature of songs on the radio.
You conduct to songs on the radio.
You listen to the radio and can relate each song to band or a band member.
Letters past G don't matter anymore.
The guy/girl that likes you met you in band.
Your goal in high school is to be drum major.
You mess up at math because numbers past 4 don't matter.
People know you as a band geek and you like it.
You've been mistaken for the band teacher's student teacher.
You dressed as you band teacher for Halloween.
You can imitate your band teacher perfectly.
You know your band teacher's first name.
People can't understand things you say because you speak in "band lingo."
Your band has its own language and dialect.
Your band is more your family than your actual family is.
All of your siblings are in band.
You choreograph using band lingo. (1 e and a 2 e and a 3 e and a 4 e and a)
You've choreographed your band songs.
You know the words to your band songs.
You've made up words to band songs that are just instrumental.
Your computer's background is a picture of the marching band.
You believe that you could play percussion better than the current drum line.
You believe #38, but you play a woodwind instrument.
You actually could play percussion better than the drum line, but play woodwind.
You know the stereotypes for every instrument.
You laugh when these stereotypes are totally true.
You fit most of those stereotypes for your instrument.
You were rejected from the Jazz Choir for being a band kid.
You're obviously the band teacher's pet and don't see a problem with it.
You know people by their band nicknames, but can't remember their real names.
You can march a whole parade in time without getting out of breath.
The best day of your life had something to do with band.
You used band knowledge to get a part in the school musical.
You've memorized your concert music just in case.
Your lyre is so overused that it broke in half.
Your folio is totally filled up with random band songs.
You sing in the same key as your instrument.
You're actually good at site reading.
You've considered throwing Dr. Beat off the auditorium balcony.
You can play two or more instruments that aren't in the same section.
Your band teacher is just as sick of Dr. Beat as you are.
You have an instrument tuner website in your favorites list on your computer.
No matter what mood you're in, you're in a good one by band class.
The only thing that can put you in a good mood is band class.
You can fix your instrument all by yourself.
You can fix anybody else's instrument by yourself.
You've caught a virus from your band teacher.
You tap out the Cadence on your desk in classes other than band.
You've memorized the Cadence, and you're not in drum line.
You make your friends march around their block when you go for a walk.
You can't stand cocky trumpet players, especially when they can't play.
You can't stand using the school instruments.
You've spent over an hour on a band bus at one time.
You can march correctly.
You have jokes that only the band understands.
You always sit in ready position.
Your head snaps up at the word "hut."
You make fun of people that fall asleep on the band bus.
You have blackmail photos of your conductor sleeping on the band bus.
All of your siblings dream of being in marching band.
You have more than four instruments in your house.
You can play at least two of them.
You sit in class and start to finger notes on your pencil.
The conductor has you conduct for him if he's out sick.
Everything you say could be perverted to anybody that isn't in band.
You think bright red plumes are totally awesome.
Regular pants just don't have enough buttons and zippers.
You can get in your outfit in less than 15 minutes.
You can draw an awesome cartoon of the marching uniform.
Band drama is completely different from thespian drama.
You've written stories about band drama.
You love dealing with band drama.
There is at least one drummer that you'd like to push off the balcony.
You have a previous concert song stuck in your head.
You're section leader or drum major and proud of it.
You can get your hair up into your hat easily.
You wear rainbow suspenders for marching performances.
Said suspenders are declared "epic" by other band members.
Your uniform doesn't fit, but you deal with it anyway.
You deal with it so your band director doesn't have to.
You sort through old sheet music after class so your director doesn't have to.
100. Most of the items on this list fit your life and "band geek" isn't an insult.


Colorguard: The only place you can flip it, whip it, and strip it in public.

Short girls do guard!

You don't insult girls with 6-ft metal poles in their possession; It's just not done.

10 Resons to date a guard member:

10. We know how to keep people in line
9. We constantly work on our technique
8. We adore wearing tight clothing
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
6. We're used to poles of all sizes
5. We strive for the perfect performance
4. We work well with our hands
3. We're very flexible
2. We always want to be on top

And the #1 reason to date a guard girl:

1. We love making people scream and yell!

Why flags are better than men:

It would never leave you for another girl, unless you were doing an exchange.

If you get mad at it you can throw it around.

After the season is over you can only spin it once in a while, but it never complains.

You can change silks a lot easier than you can change how a guy dresses.

Size does matter and if you don’t like it, you can use a different one.

There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who spin adn those who wish they could.

Colorguard Dictionary:

AIR-FLAGGING IT - when you do your routine minus the flags or other props, just the movement, an imaginary flag/rifle/sabre, whatever. Usually done at practices

BAND GEEK- one who lives in the band room, is obsessed w/ band, and is crazy
BOLT- metal in the top of a crutch tip that weights the flag
BOOB TWIRLER-someone who dose drop spins up high at their chest
BRAIN FART- any mistake made by a member of the guard
BRAIN SUCKING- when a guard member does not know the works and she watches others to do the work
BUS MACKING- extreme flirting that goes on riding home after a great competition
BUTT- rubber at the bottom of the pole
BUZZ KILL- when you expect a great guard show, and it turns out they suck
CAR WASH- when flag work is totally not together and it looks like you can drive your car through it
CATTLE GUARD- derogatory term for the guard
CG's - short for colorguard
CHICKEN WALK- jazz runs
CLAM-A MISTAKE- someone who is making alot of mistakes is said to be eating clam chowder
COLOR-G - short for Color-Guard
COME NAKED- don't come in uniform
CONCUSSION- percusssion
COP-A-SQUAT- for one to squat down and take a knee during practice
CORN COB- someone who walks like they march, even when football season is over
CORNDOG- when the flag gets stuck over the end of the pole
DIAG- diagnal
DIVA - a person who can utilize ANY piece of equipment and use their body as well to make it look like an effortless thing
DOUBLE TIME- spins where you do down flat, up flat...
DO IT UP-to do well, kick ass
DOUGHGIRL- name given to one who is gasping for air after warm up or stretching
DRILL- 1.)Usually the routine 2.)Also could be a warm
up 3.)Or a set in a song
DROP SPINS- the fundamentals to work, up and down spins
DUMMERS- term used about the drummers
DUM-DUMS- same as dummers
DOWN SYNDROME- when you sit down for a long time and can't get back up
ELVIRA- the one guard senior that always yells at you
FAKE IT- to look like you know the work, while trying to remember drill at the same time
FISH- when a saber wobbles in the air
FLAG FEATURE- intense, unison flag work together.. no solos
FLAGLINGS - new recruits to the colorguard (otherwise known as "newbies")
FLAGGOT- nickname for the guard, a member of the band who wants to secretly join guard, and can do the work better than us
FLASH FLOOD- what happens when a weapon can't hold back, and the entire work gets watered down
FROSH- freshmen
FUNDIES- fundamentals
HELICOPTER- parallel toss
KANGAROO- a person who bounces, or jumps while jazz running
LACKADAISICAL- unfocused, zoned out
'LANGLE - to remind each other to keep your heads up! (at an 'L' angle if you put your fingers in an 'L' shape and hold it up to your chin)
LOLLIGAGGING-guard members (or band) that justs isn't giving their full 100% during practice...talking or not rolling feet...etc...
MARIONETTE- the drum major who is a puppet for the band while the drummers and guard really keep the band together
PARK AND BLOW- the part in the show where you just stand there and spin, no marching
PEGGY SPINS- double time spins except you grab over and under instead of flat
RIFLE SQUAT- to sit down and lean on the butt of the rifle
RIPPLE- when something isn't together but is suppose to be
ROCK THE FLOOR- perform
ROOKIES- people new to the guard experience
SAIL- When the silk of the flag wraps itself around
the pole no longer exposing it
SHITTAY- a grand pleay in second position while sticking your butt out like you're going to the bathroom
SHUT ER DOWN- to end practice
SILK- the flag
SPACETTE- the girl who leaves a huge hole between them and the next person and never fixes it
SPEED SPINS-double time (down, parallel, up, parallel)
STIR THE SOUP- like a crazy 8 (front 45, back 45, cross over, shoulder hip)
STOPPER- rubber end of a pole...holds the bolt in place
URINATION VACATION- when someone goes to pee and never reterns
WALDO- the person who wanders off and nobody can find him
WONDER GIRL- the new guardie who totally blows you away, can toss a 6, & gets captain her first year


Insanity statistic: 1 in every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 bestfriends. If they're fine, it's you.


FAVORITES

Female Character? Bellatrix Lestrange

Male Character?Remus Lupin

Professor? Dumbledore (no brainer)

Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange

Magical Creature? Niffler (oooh SHINY!)

Spell? Vulnera Sanentur (heals the wounds of Sectumsempra)

Quote? "I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. *Harry stared* Another Christmas has come and gone, and I didn't receive a single pair." Dumbledore, book 1

Movie? Order of the Phoenix

Hogwarts House? Gryffindor (or Ravenclaw, I can't decide)

Place? Hogsmeade

Weasley? George, or Fred, which one is single? And alive? I think it's George... Yea, it's him

Couple? BELLAMORT FOREVER!! (Bellatrix/Voldy)

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Too hard to decide! I love characters from both!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Def Ravenclaw

Fred or George? George

Ginny or Luna? BOTH!! Level-headed, fun-loving Ginny, with the insaneness (me) of Luna!! :)

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Umm... both?

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade

Books or Movies? Such a stupid question! (yes, they DO exist) BOOKS!!

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows

Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets

Snape or Slughorn? Snape (I trust/love him for reasons in the 7th book)

Lupin or Sirius? Hmmm... I love them both, but I wanna marry Lupin (check my new and coming FanFic!!)

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Hmmm... Crumple-Horned Snorkack (my way of evading the question)

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati; Lavender annoys me WAY more than Parvati

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Dean Thomas

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby; R.I.P.

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Does it REALLY matter?

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Can I have David Thewlis? (Lupin) Or Oliver Phelps? (George)

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange, baby! WOOH BEST DEATH EATER EVER!!

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle; way sexier than his future-self

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig! R.I.P.


JKR went too far when she killed the Lupins.

Hello, my name is: Rabid Harry Potter Fangirl

Will you be my Horcrux?


Caution, water on road during rain

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?


“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

What an odd question...but very inquisitive! It's pink and blue .

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My sister... God, we're crazy

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Waking up to go running.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Running (training for XC [yep, I'm that awesome]).

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Sniiiiiiickeeeeeerrrrrrsssssss

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

HELL NO!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Um, what was the last thing I said aloud?"

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla :3

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Good old H2O

10, Do you like your wallet?

I don't have a wallet... wait that's a lie... I do, but I don't use it... so the answer to this question I guess is NO

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken fingers and fries... Healthy breakfast, right?

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Are you kidding me? The last time I went clothes shopping was last summer!

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Baseball. Don't ask me the score; I forget.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter - I despise the cheese kind.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Rhino (heh heh, ya gotta love 'em band nicknames...)

16, Ever go camping?

Yessss. EW! NATURE! GERROFF!!

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Uuuh, if I remember to.. ;)

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

You have no business knowing my religious views (and don't call me a hypocrite because you saw God stories up there )

19, Do you have a tan?

A small one, and you can tell imma runner, cuz I gots a pretty wicked sock tan

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Only some Chinese food. And it depends on where the pizza is from

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I don't drink soda. It's icky

22, What did your last text message say?

"Phone dying ttyl" (heh, still havent charged it, and it's been like over 12 hrs)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Running...eating...reading, writing...listening to music... wait, what do you care? are you some sort of stalker?

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

An empty chair (I'm not lonely; my sister is sitting across from me).

26, What color is your watch?

Which watch?

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Krikey! = Damn!

28, What is your birthstone?

Sapphire, like my eyes

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

The drive thru, cuz there's always annoying kids in there!

30, What is your favorite number?

8 cuz it just looks fancy! :3

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Daddy

32, Any plans today?

Already done!

33, How many states have you lived in?

Uno!

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Ants! I'm sick of killing them!

35, Last song listened to?

You Look Good In My Shirt
(don't worry; Keith Urban said it, not me)

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yup! ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA!

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No, and yet again, stalker much?

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

I don't like wearing shoes. Bare feet all the time, baby! (but I guess flip-flops if I have to)

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

You shouldn't live up to the Smiths and Jones's

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

cough y cough e cough s cough*

41, Do you love anyone?

Family and friends!

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Do friends of the family count?

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Eat, sleep, read/write... wait, forget sleeping.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Mwahahahaha (Rhino, if you're reading this, you know who it is)

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yup yup! And I'm not one of those dorks that say "Yellow"

46, What color is your car?

Well, my mom's is gold and my dad's is white/silver.

47, Do you like cats?

Yes! But too bad my sister is allergic; I can't have a kitty =[

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

... heh heh ;)

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nah, I'm more of a Hershey Park person.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

When I was 3, I ran into a picnic table, and you can still see the faint scar on the bridge of my nose. :( ooowies


Okay, I found this stuff on race the wind.take to the sky's profile :)

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that thing looks cool is it wind?

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

so anyway, I really liked one of this author's stories, so I checked some of their other stories, and they were awesome =]


Yes, because if I had the choice between sweet Severus who would love me unconditionally for ever and ever or the arrogant, bullying toerag, James, I would've gone with the toerag. Idiot Lily.

Every time that I jump off of a swing, I expect a greasy haired boy to jump out of the bushes and tell me I'm a witch.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Well, the proper term IS band dork, so this is true, but we're NOT geeks. We're proud, music-loving DORKS.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't even wear that!!)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for every thing going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I got this from Werewolf Starr's profile. My message: Stop stereotypes. Pass this list on. Add your name if you want: umeRi87


Alternate Names:

Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of your first nameizzle)- Sarizzle

Your Detective Name (Favorite coloranimal)- Purple Panther

Your Soap Opera Name (Middle Name, Current Street Name)- Anne Redbud

Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, 3 last letters of your mom's maiden name)- Brasayer

Your Superhero Name (Favorite color, drink)- Purple Daquiri (non-alocoholic, of course)

Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Aaewdke (how do you say this?)

Your Witness Protection Program Name (mom's/dad's middle name)- Marie

Your Goth Name (Black, one of your pets names)- Black Skipper (does it count if both Skipper I and II are dead? Poor fishies)

Your Rockstar Name (Fav fruit, something bad)- Watermelon Voldemort

Your Pirate Name (fav color, pirate accessory)- Purple Gun (yes, they carry guns. Watch Pirates of the Caribbean!)


37 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?

Nuh uh

2) where did you get your default picture?

Google Images! What would we do without good 'ol Google?

3) what's your middle name?

Anne

4) your current relationship status?

I am...single!

5) does your crush like you back?

I have no frickin' clue

6) what is your current mood?

Sleepy

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?

I forget (and this is the truth)

8) what color shirt are you wearing?

Simple white tanktop

9) Missing something?

My besties

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

My tactlessness

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?

Panther...wolf...I dunno...ooh a bird would be cool!

12) ever had a near death experience?

Umm I don't think so...

13) something you do a lot?

I scarf down food! (and I'm skinny as hell! I don't understand it either...)

14) the song stuck in your head?

Don't Stop Believin' by Journey, For The Longest Time (idk who that's by), Best Friend's Brother by Victoria Justice, Part of Your World by the Little Mermaid, and Amazing Grace (yea...my head has like 6,492 things going on at once)

15) who did you copy and paste this from?

Werewolf Starr

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

This chick in my grade and cool Hank Williams, Senior

17) when was the last time you cried?

Earlier, when I was thinking about my writing...brought tears to my eyes, not metioning the fact that I had stubbed my toe right then.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yea, in the 6th grade chorus.

9) if you could have one super power what would it be?

Flying

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Eyes

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?

I've only been there once, and I got a big cookie!

22) what's your biggest secret?

I guess my crush? But a few people know

23) favorite color?

PURPLE!

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?

Not like Dora and stuff, but Spongebob, Johnny Test, Phineas and Ferb, you know, the more "grown up" cartoons

25) what are you?

Um? Well I'm half Irish, half European Mutt

26) do you speak any other language?

Yo hablo un poco español

27) what's your favorite smell?

French Vanilla

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

CRAZYYYYY!!!

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?

Noperdopers!

30) what are you thinking about right now?

What should I put here?

31) what should you be doing?

Going the bathroom...speaking of that, be right back.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Mom, but it was for roughly 30 seconds

33) do you like working in the yard?

What world do you live on?!

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Lupin! Or Dumbledore (as Albus's sister - and didn't die)

35) do you act differently around the person you like?

Sometimes :P

36) what is your natural hair color?

Dirty blonde

37) who was the last person to make you cry?

Myself because I was thinking about a sad Fanfic and then stubbed my toe at the same time! Oooowies


Promise to Remember

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love.

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous.

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time.

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good.

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights.

I promise to remember Snape,

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family.

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper.

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring.

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me.

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course.

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed.

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right.

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter


You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry until the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things


Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5

[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11

[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15

[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13

[5] First LOOK AT 2

[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12

[7] I just wanna say hi

[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4

[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6

[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8

[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10

[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9


If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Taht is petrty aosmwe


A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for six members of the 1970 Thundering Herd. The plane crash that took their lives was so severe, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here. Together. Six players. Six teammates. Six sons of Marshall. This is our past, gentlemen. This is where we have been. This is how we got here. This is who we are. Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and on paper, they're just better. And they know it, too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coaching staff, your teammates. You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here. When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that... if you do that, we cannot lose. We may be behind on the scoreboard at the end of the game but if you play like that we cannot be defeated. Now we came here today to remember six young men, and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with you today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me? How you play today, from this moment on is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory. We are..."

"Marshall!"

"We are..."

"Marshall!"

"We are..."

"Marshall!"

"The funerals end today!"


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Share the magic :) Btw, isn't this thing EPIC? I mean my cousin saw it and said she was stealing it! ;) Oh, I didn't make it, sadly.


9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Pyro Band Ninja, umeRi87


I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),
who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,
who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter,
who can express herself better with words than actions,
who doesn't need a guy to complete her,
and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me (you can edit the obsession), so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, Pyro Band Ninja, umeRi87


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.


If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.


Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted


If you actually take the time to read other peoples' profiles, copy this to yours.


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hate the snotty jerks that write flames copy this to your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.


If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Roses are like boys, You have to watch out for the pricks!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.


If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile


REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


A SAD Story:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


PLEASE put this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, PEOPLE!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?

Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?

Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?

Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals.

If pro is the opposite of con, and progress means to go forward. What does that make Congress?


Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…

As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

1. What is your motto?

If She Could See Me Now (Jason Aldean)

2. What do your friends think of you?

Ol' Red (Blake Shelton)

3. What do you think about very often?

God's Will (Martina McBride)

4. What is 22?

She's Not Just A Pretty Face (Shania Twain)

5. What do you think about your best friend?

Big Night (Big Time Rush)

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Soak Up the Sun (Sheryl Crow)

7. What is your life story?

Runnin' Away With My Heart (Lonestar)

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Last Dollar (Fly Away) [by Tim McGraw]

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Learning To Fall (Martina McBride)

10. What do your parents think of you?

Songs About Me (Trace Adkins)

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Jesus, Take the Wheel (Carrie Underwood)

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Wouldn't It Be Nice (The Beach Boys)

13. What is your hobbie/interest?

Carolina In My Mind (James Taylor)

14. What is your biggest secret?

Keep You (Sugarland)

15. What do you think of your friends?

Never Wanted Nothing More (Kenny Chesney)

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Sweet Baby James (James Taylor)

17. How will you die?

Captain Jack (Billy Joel)

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Lonely Too Long (Randy Rogers Band)

19. What makes you laugh?

You Can't Always Get What You Want (The Rolling Stones)

20. What makes you cry?

Piano Man (Billy Joel)

21. Will you ever get married?

Tell Her (Lonestar) [well, that's what my boyfriend-to-be-fiance would be like]

22. What scares you the most?

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems (Kenny Chesney)

23. Does anyone like you?

Take It Easy (Eagles)

24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?

Pencil Thin Mustache (Jimmy Buffet)

25. What hurts right now?

Under the Boardwalk (The Drifters) [shouldn't these last two be switched...?]

26. What will you post this as?

Sun On The Moon (James Taylor)


Post this on your profile if you ever feel pressured into posting things on your profile...


You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)


50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway


Copy and paste this to your profile if you:
Solemnley Swear that you are up to No Good
and add your name to the list:
umeRi87


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101


Oh, I made a flair on Facebook that says "umeRi87 read her, love her" it's purple :3 search "fanfiction" or "umeRi87" in the flair directory to find it.

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Frosty by Ash-Castle reviews
After watching a childhood movie, Hermione gains a new friend. Rated for language. Slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Banana Pancakes by Ash-Castle reviews
Mornings at Grimmauld Place are rarely dull when you live with four men who may as well be boys. One-shot AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Burdens by teacupdestiny reviews
Zuko and Katara have an arranged marriage. Sad drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Melody's Nanny by toons27 reviews
In the modern times, Eric is a single father who struggles to take care of Melody. When he hires Ariel as Melody's nanny, will he and Ariel fall in love? AU so everybody is a human. Ariel/Eric
Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,006 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Gotta Love Chocolate Frosting by xOXLadyNightXOx reviews
A fun smutty oneshot for Hermione and Remus lovers out there. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
It Only Happens in Books by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Hermione reads the Daily Prophet during summer break. As she unfolds the paper, a teenage tragedy unfolds around her. Based on a true story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Lovely Madness: Hightopp Princes by TheHatterette reviews
A sequel to my first Alice in Wonderland fanfic, the twin sons of Alice and Tarrant face the challenge of finding suitable wives and managing the responsibilities of the new Hightopp clan. Their father's madness worsens as the two work to keep the family alive. Alice's heart breaks as Tarrant is wrought with both mental and physical illness. *PLEASE REVIEW*
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal - Complete
Short One Shots by RoPete reviews
Draco comes to Hermione one night for an odd request. Read more and find out what his secret is! RR. not DHr. ADDED NEW ONE SHOT. THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST!now with Charlie Weasley, Remus and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G.
Nightly Comfort by DeadlyMidnightshade reviews
Ciel wakes up from a nightmare to hear an insane storm raging. Who else to comfort him but his faithful butler. *Oneshot, lemon*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Harry Knew Best After All by RosesAreForever23 reviews
After much pestering from Harry, Hermione decides to get a drink. Who wouldn't when their best friend is essentially telling her to jump not one, but two Remus Lupin and Sirius Black's bones? Little did she know they were dealing with the same thing... Threesome: Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger/Sirius Black. Don't like, don't read! Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
My Brother's Girl by jesscoco reviews
Fred and Hermione can't keep their hands off of each other - it doesn't really matter to either of them that she's currently dating Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Hermione's knickers by nasher91 reviews
Hermione does everything in her life according to a strict schedule. Including washing her knickers. Sirius decides to use Hermione's schedule against her in a spot of match making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Time Between Breaths by Brook N. Promise reviews
He had ten seconds. [[Short Snarry drabble]]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Super Mashiro by PortugasVixen reviews
Meet Mashiro 'Mushy' Shiitake, an average school boy who is obsessed with Nintendo. When his best friend gets kidnapped, he's going to need the help of Nintendo's greatest heroes to look for her and to find what it takes to be a true hero! Heavily inspired by the Tokyopop/Disney manga 'Kilala Princess' and the Nintendo/DiC show 'Captain N.' Characters (c) Nintendo, fic (c) me!
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
I Don't Want To Know by NT17822 reviews
Drarry. Harry and Draco get locked in a broom cupboard. I don't own anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Reason I Love You by comeagainlou reviews
He really shouldn't love her... But oh dear how he wants to. And she really shouldn't have anyway reasons to love him too, but she does.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Lovely Madness: An Alice and Mad Hatter Story by TheHatterette reviews
Alice and the Hatter are living together and serving the White Queen after the Jabberwocky slaying. Alice in unsure of Tarrant and has difficulty in understanding his madness but oddly adores him as they live in a now peaceful Underland. A blossoming relationship among madness and uncertainty, Alice finds herself assuming a new role no one in Underland has ever had. *PLEASE REVIEW*
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
The Hall, Soon To Be Great by OhTex reviews
At the end of their first day of building, the founders of Hogwarts realise that maybe the Hall was not the best place to start building.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Moony loves Curly - A Repressed Wolf by Glorioux reviews
A short story. Remus , a college professor after DH. N. Tonks died and he was saved by Fenrir, is about to find out that Moony is a published writer -without Remus' knowledge or consent- for a 'modern witch's' magazine. His indiscreet articles are about Remus and Curly, and how Moony wants to mate Hermione, err, Curly, and Teddy wants her as his mommy. Please, only mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Remus L., Hermione G., Teddy L. - Complete
Coffee Shop by azebra117 reviews
AU: John works in a coffee shop, his coworkers decide to prank him. Based on a post I saw on Tumblr. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - John W. - Complete
The Pain of Loss by BookNerdluver21 reviews
Draco has lost everything. His husband, his son, his heart to do anything. Probably one of my more depressing stories. Won't ever happen again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where We Search For Snow by cathedral carver reviews
Making it up as they go along. Written for the 2012 SSHG Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three gifts from me to you by Laurers reviews
This is a quick one shot I whipped up the other day. It is basically about the three gift Ginny gives Harry on his seventeenth birthday! I know I suck at summary's but please read and review! Pairings: Ginny/Harry and some Ron/Hermione! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Werewolf Worries by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
This girl shows up, completely out of nowhere, and is determined to change his life. "Why me?" Remus asked. She smiled, "I know you, Remus."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Addicted by Empress Empoleon reviews
I'm high on you, darling. So give me another round. .:For Lydia:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Go The Fok To Sleep by Little Miss Thalia Grace reviews
After a long night of trying to put Harry to sleep, Uncle Padfoot comes over with a very special book. Slight RL/SB. Chapter 3 up! entitled 'Remy's turn.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
20 Things Fred and George Are Not Allowed To Do by RainbowRepublic reviews
Fred and George "find" a list of things that Percy says they are not allowed to do. However, rules are meant to be broken. JKR's Characters! Contains: a bothered Snape, awkward confessions, and GNOMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Hatter in Overland by Aileil reviews
Since the movie shouldn't have ended with Alice on a slow boat to China, I decided to write this slightly AU epilogue.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Instant Messaging Marauders style by catinthebath reviews
The Marauders and their fellow classmates get laptops. With an instant messaging programme. To use anywhere. What could go wrong? Well...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
I give into nothing but temptation by Countesscannibal reviews
Pre-first war... that might be won. A young Bellatrix Black happens upon a conversation that pulls her into the world of death eaters, a dark lord and everything she could ever wish for. B/V rated T just for safety, might change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Exam Review by x-menobsessed26 reviews
Hermione is afraid that she won't pass her exams after being distracted by her favorite werewolf. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
Monstruos y aburrimiento by JulitaMalfoy Granger reviews
A Blaise Zabinni no le gusta aburrirse. Pero muchas cosas pueden suceder mientras él intenta divertirse. Como darse cuenta que la Lunática y su mejor amigo son igual de raros.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Mujeres! by LadyNC
One-Shot / Harry, Ron y Hermione estan en la búsqueda de los horcruxes de Lord Voldemort...pequeños detalles de la vida diaria...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Prey by iLOVEFenrir reviews
You all have your own versions of what should have happened in the movie, this is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Scabior, Hermione G. - Complete
Always and Forever by thegirlwrappedinwords reviews
Hermione has been in love with Remus for forever and on Christmas day, when she gets a package, she is sent back in time. A tale of two Christmas dinners, packages, and cheesecake. To remuslives for December Twin Exchange!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside by floatsodelicately reviews
After the Weasley's Boxing Day party, Hermione can't make it home from Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Sirius B. - Complete
A Tree for Grimmauld Place by FiveSecondsOfCrazy reviews
Hermione and Remus both lived with Sirius at Grimmauld Place. As Christmas approached, Sirius refused to have a Christmas tree. Hermione decided they need one anyway. Mostly fluff with a bit of angst
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Sirius B., Teddy L. - Complete
You Can Only Grin Wider by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"Uhm, Mate, what're your godparents doing to Professor Lupin?" Ron asked as they all crowded around the window. "Oh, they're just smothering an upright werewolf in snow, of course," Harry said plainly, making everyone look at him curiously. AU 2012 Winter Holiday Present
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
More Like Halfway by amberandwine reviews
Short fic. In the sleepy-eyed bleariness of morning, words can twist to hilarious result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
9 Crimes by thegirlwrappedinwords reviews
Sirius Black had committed nine crimes in his lifetime. And he would never change a single one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Blame Those Creeveys! by xXTooMuchFreeTimeXx reviews
Breakfast is a pandemonium. Blame it on the Creevey's for taking the photos, blame on 'that Skeeter cow' for stealing the photos, or blame it on Cedric and Harry for not going somewhere more... private. Either way, breakfast was still a pandemonium *I don't usually like CedricxHarry, but just this once, I'm doing it. XD* #1N
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
How To Train A Baby by Blackrose Malfoy reviews
Harry couldn't believe it. He had left Draco alone with their child for exactly one hour and somehow he had managed to, for lack of a better word, train their son. Warning: Mild HP/DM slash. Drabble. Written for Avatarluv97's One Word Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sober Up by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny Weasley, star player for the Falmouth Falcons, takes the "if we cannot win, let us break a few heads" motto very seriously, even when it means ugly bruises, ruined designer heels, and drunken rants in hotel lobbies. The team's owner, however, is not amused-especially at 4am. Written for my own old challenge, "A Malfoy Inspects a Weasley After a Fight," at The DG Forum. DM/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Thank You by ailaxolotl reviews
I don't speak, but he knows the words are there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Melatonin by PKlovesDW reviews
AU. Draco's getting his prescription, when someone bumped into him. Quite rudely, that was. HP/DM. One-Shot! By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Of One Green Quill And A Blooming Silver Rose by aurlyza reviews
Looks like it's going to be a really mundane Saturday afternoon in Hogwarts for some people, only that it turns out to be anything but that. Set in the repeated seventh year. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,943 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aliam Vita by Aribh1306 reviews
They would always meet, it didn't matter how many times they lived. Some times they would love each other but they could eventually come to hate one another in an unfortunate life. [AU]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Hippogriff by RavenclawDoll reviews
A drabbley ficlet where Harry and Draco are Christmas shopping when Harry sees a sign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not Like We Planned It by Harmony Goldstar reviews
Hermione, Tonks and Ginny play truth or dare in the dead of night... to interesting results. HG/RW, NT/RL, GW/HP. Rated M for safety. There is mention of adult situations, but no details. Snape makes an appearance in this chapter! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - N. Tonks, Hermione G. - Complete
If He Took Off His Tie in Class by Harmony Goldstar reviews
An ordinary afternoon becomes something that will be remembered by all for a very long time when Snape makes an appearance. At least, that's what happened to us. Only it wasn't Snape. Based on a real event. Explanation in A/N. Please read & review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Alphabet, By Katniss, Peeta and Haymitch by MyRippedWings reviews
The English alphabet is a confusing and, at times, perilous. Join the three victors of District 12 as they try to come up with an alphabet book that can be looked at for years to come. Mockingjay spoilers. Canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Balloons by StarxBright reviews
Written for PKlovesDW's Darry Challenge. Prompt - Balloons. Prepare for a cavity. Rated for Draco's mouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Breakfast Game by KatMellark21 reviews
Katniss has been wanting to tell Peeta something. But over breakfast when she plans to tell him, he is falling asleep at the table. Katniss implements a game of footsie with him to get his attention, but she must be doing something wrong because he just isn't interested.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Heaven Piercing Arrows by Cronomon reviews
Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's the District 12 way!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Harry's First Word by Luciferatheart reviews
Sirius is babysitting a one year old Harry Potter while James and Lily are out. Read on as Harry learns his first few words from Sirius! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
I Won't Say It by gracesev'slove reviews
retake on the song I Won't Say I'm in Love from the Disney movie Hercules. very OOC, hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Demographics by Shy Pistachio reviews
A collection of shorts that address the weird pairings and embarrassing instances we fans put characters through. Will the torture never cease? LATEST: Azula has some...unresolved romantic tension with a certain Water Tribe boy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 2,329 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Draco's Experience at the Hogwart's Kitchen by DarkDramaLady reviews
What happens when there is no one around for Draco to bully into finding food? Could there maybe be a possibility of true love? Or will Draco just go hungry? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
All about Potter by Xandua reviews
ONESHOT Sort of AU, set in the sixth year, Ginny and Draco share a common problem: Harry Potter. Mild fluff...DRINNY! Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Luna's Radishes by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Over Christmas at Grimmauld Place in his fifth year, Harry talks with Sirius about his mistletoe adventures. Extremely juvenile humour, no continuity with my other stories. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Apple A Day by FlamesOfAPhoenix reviews
It begins with illegal cauldrons, involves bobbing for apples, and ends in a kiss. A more lighthearted look at the circumstances leading to Remus and Tonks' first kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Happy Birthday, Voldemort! by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Voldemort is not happy with the party his Death Eaters throw for him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tea Leaves and Boiling Water by Amicus Humani Generis reviews
It was Prince Zuko's destiny to assist the Avatar. Nowhere in the job description did it say he had to enlighten a formerly sheltered girl on the wonders of the human body. Somewhere, Azula was laughing at him – he could just tell.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Anything For You by OblivionsGarden reviews
They didn't want perfect lives or perfect partners. They wanted eachother. One of a muggle born, book worm persuasion and the other a half mad, dark lord follower.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Psychological Warfare by Crave Kashmir reviews
If there's one thing Remus Lupin is good for it's a cunning plan. Not just any cunning plan, a cunning plan to break into the Ministry's newly created Department of Marital Duties & Affairs. A cunning plan to change the name of his & Hermione's assigned marriage partners. Will Remus's cunning plan work? Will they find their files? And who would they have as their chosen partners?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Panem Online: The Victors' Chatroom by KTstoriesandstuff reviews
Katniss, Peeta, and Haymitch communicate with the other victors before the Quarter Quell to discuss the plan to get out of the arena through a newly created internet service provider called Panem Online! Enter the chatroom and experience the randomness! SPOILERS for Catching Fire!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Memory Lane by princessg101 reviews
Harry, Sirius, and Remus are clearing out the cottage at Godric's Hollow. See what they find.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
The First Time by dragonflybeach reviews
A comprehensive look at why it's never a good idea to go to an Order meeting before a date. Written for the One Night Stand competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Paper Flowers by OblivionsGarden reviews
Scabior/Hermione Oneshot. After the ordeal at Malfoy Manor, Bellatrix gives Scabior, Hermione to do whatever he likes with. Should Hermione be scared of him, or the snatchers he travels with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
The Games by Little.StarBabe reviews
Gift Fic for Serpent in Red: It's been 2 years since she left him. 2 years since he stopped speaking her name. 2 years since the Game ended and all he had left were memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Hell! by SilverOwlMalfoy reviews
little Draco/GInny drabble. 59 Words exactly :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets Don't Make Good Passwords by Harmony Goldstar reviews
In the movie Harry goes to Dumbledore's office after he died and McGonagall is there. What if instead of walking away, Harry offers to listen if she needs to talk? This one event changes the entire horcrux hunt timeline, potentially saving lives, and definitely changing things between Harry, Hermione and Minerva. Set in HBP and DH. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,155 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M.
The Microfic Meme, HarryCedric Version by beakanoma reviews
10 microfics, each 10 words , each in a different genre - Angst, AU, Crackfic, Crossover, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, UST - all Harry/Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Forbidden Desire by waterflower20 reviews
A Sirius/Hermione one shot during the fifth year's Christmas holidays. WARNING Hermione is underage. There's nothing explicit but if you don't like/feeling comfortable with it please don't read. You have been warned! Beta'd by Maria Binger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dream Police by DominoTyler reviews
"I have a bit of a problem. I can't say too much. But if I were to give you this money, I'd also ask you a favour." Sirius is haunted. Hermione, having a debt to repay, must help him. But no one knew it could lead to such adventure! SiriusXHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
You are my past, present and future now by wizardsanddarklords reviews
It was what Hermione had to do to save her friends, to save everyone. Go back in the past fifty years and make Tom Riddle fall in love. With her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,494 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
An Owl And Her Boy by Maethordhinen reviews
Harry had just finished his breakfast in the Great Hall, when he noticed his mistake: he had left nothing for Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Letters To The Editor by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
A series of short, humorous letters from pissed off characters to fanfic writers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fortune Cookie Pt 1 by Pulele Hua reviews
Draco experiences his first fortune cookie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Snow & Cigarettes by Aya8 reviews
Jenny makes a wish.
Forbidden Game series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Jenny, Julian - Complete
Gangsters Galore by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
Hermione and Tom are gangsters, but they find that they have much more in common than at first meeting. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
JKR Disclaimers by aew1818 reviews
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm a little bored reading the same "J.K. Rowling owns the characters etc." This is the product of a sleepless night. It was better than counting sheep. I'm still working on my first two HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Eight Little Words by permanthiatus reviews
"The words stayed at the forefront of their minds, haunting them." The six-year Gryffindor boys found out a scary truth about their emerald eyed friend. Warnings: Self-Mutilation. UNDER EDITING
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P.
The Little Things by TwistedRocketPower reviews
One chapter stories about McGee and Abby's relationship... It's all about the little things.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,192 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Tim M., Abby S.
Something Must Be Done! by charlouis reviews
Voldemort hears Justin Bieber's music for the first time, and he decides that something must be done! Warning: TO ALL BELIEBERS: DO NOT READ! Also: don't sue me please! I never wish death upon anyone except Voldy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Perfectly Perfectionist by Radical.2 reviews
Hermione's always been a bit of a perfectionist, but when someone purposely tries to annoy her by being what she hates the most, how can she not, well, attack him- them? If it's for a good cause? Try and resist it if you can, Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where the Rooms Are a Collection of Our Lives by wigginluvr reviews
"You're a great deal older than she," says Kingsley. Remus' eyes don't leave the flow of bruised and battered people trailing through the doors to the Great Hall. "Yes," he says. "And painfully aware of it." DH slight AU, Remus/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Halloween Special by DominoTyler reviews
Hermione goes to a Ministry Masked Halloween Ball, hoping no one will recognise her in her she-wolf costume. But someone knows it's her, and won't say who they are! Who is this mystery person? Just a random, cute little fic I wrote for Halloween. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
First Impressions by Tonkswyrda reviews
Remus meets Tonks for the first time, but his first impression of her is a little misguided. rating for light drug use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Date Night a tribute to Cats by snowprince808
Harry works hard for the night he's been preparing for, for years. Will he ever get the results he had been wishing for? Or will he spoil everything due to his nerves?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wedding to Remember by starsinlove reviews
FOR THE WEDDING CHALLENGE BY CMELT...Bryce Granger is an average man with a not so average cousin. A bet against her could cost him a ton... Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Only Safe Ground by phirephox666 reviews
Hey Moldyshorts, How's tricks? You might be asking yourself: Why the hell is Potter writing his nemesis? I'll tell you why. I'm bored. How Harry changed the world, told through ninety-six letters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Certain Slant of Light by Paimpont reviews
The war is over, and students are returning to Hogwarts. No one seems to notice that there is a new ghost lingering in the shadows. No one, except for a girl who can't sleep... Ghost!Tom/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Decorate by trulyLA reviews
Luna and Neville. Songfic/One-shot. Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
My Hermione by SteampunkForever reviews
Hermione loved Snape, even though he didn't know it. At least until she sacrifices her life to save his.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wizarding Snow Fights by SteampunkForever reviews
Hermione has never had a proper wizarding snow fight before, but what happens when one evening sitting out by the lake a certain potions master entertains her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's love by BellatrixLunaRiddle reviews
Just a little time spent inside The Dark Lord's mind, and his thoughts on one certain follower, and cookies... But of course he doesn't 'love' her- that's just silly! ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bothering Snape and Bad Habits by Simply Paranoia reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored in the Gryffindor common room so Harry devises a scheme to go bother Snape. Inner feelings are revealed, and Dumbledore has more swag than anyone! Enjoy and laugh!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairy Story by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Once upon a time, dear children, lived a Potions Master, feared and infamous. At the same time lived a plain but brave and courageous and smart little princess. Just some fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
She is Gone by Nikkiliz
Short... not going to make you cry.. but still sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Detention by Yugure-chawn reviews
What happens if Hermione got detention on Christmas Eve with the horrible potions teacher? One-Shot, HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Cougars and Puppies by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Have you heard of the term 'cougar?" Super fluffy one shot I just kind of came up with. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kitchen Table at Grimmauld Place by ReaderinthePNW reviews
A series of scenes set around a piece of furniture that, like the proverbial post, sees and hears quite a lot, but says nothing at all. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Single Exception to Hermione's Rules by athenaharmony reviews
In which Hermione sleeps on the table, Patronuses can carry letters, and Harry does not cook lobsters in the shower. Confused? Read it, and it will make sense!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathtub by LadyQuartz24601 reviews
Hermione's been having nightmares. And as she runs away from them, she ends up running to the person who can help her the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,029 - Reviews: 1841 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That's Not My Name! by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
-Hermione stood up violently. "Gosh dammit, Malfoy! My name is Hermione, Hermione freaking Granger! None of your stupid nicknames!" she bellowed.- Rated K plus for language and because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Happens in the Bathroom, is not Repeated by OrangeLilyBlossom reviews
Draco and Hermione have an argument that ends rather happily! Lots of fluff One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mosquito Bites by Leca B reviews
It took her weeks to make him stop doing mosquito noises every time she passed by. DracoGinny pointless fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Why We Tolerate Boys by KayDee-DesignerExtraordinare reviews
Draco and Hermione are at a party, but why is Draco… odd? Written for the Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge: September
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unforgotten Birthday by magical-mystery-girl reviews
This was a spur of the moment idea that came to me when I realized that today...or rather yesterday was Hermione's birthday. So this is about what happens when Remus decides to reveal his feelings on a day that Hermione has forgotten about. FIXED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Catch Me by coeurgryffondor reviews
So many things Remus could have told her, but none of that mattered. / 100 word piece I wrote years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Mine by coeurgryffondor reviews
Remus used to leave Lily Valentines. / 150 word piece I wrote years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Magical Me by Onyx Sprita reviews
The official autobiography of me, Gilderoy Lockhart. Containing randomness, dancing, talking inanimate objects, and really horrible perfume, it is an immensely moving voyage of self discovery, and if you love me as much as I do, you will read it. Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Gilderoy L.
The Death Eaters Karaoke Night by diamondpost-draco reviews
Voldemort thinks the Death Eaters deserve a break from killing muggleborns so he organizes a karaoke party. VERY OCC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Doe Patronus by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Severus Snape wants his Lily back, NOT her son. Those stupid emerald green eyes will haunt him until he dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dark Lord Moves In by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
It can be so hard to convince the Dark Lord that your innocent. Sometimes you have to give up your house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Narcissa M., Voldemort - Complete
Telling Daddy Dearest by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Scorpius and Albus finally admitted their feelings for each other, now they have to tell their dads.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
My Father Didn't 'Strut' by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Draco's been ticking Harry off lately, and when Snape contributes, Harry blows his top. But, Draco enjoys turning things into comical situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Return to the Beginning by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Voldemort is about to die, so his life flashes before his eyes. But it's not what he expected it to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
There Will Be Light by poetanddidntknowit34
The final battle is over and everyone is experiencing several feelings. *Inspired by the AMAZING song Light from Next to Normal
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy's Shopping Trip by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Lucius Malfoy takes a nice little walk down Diagon Alley, and makes an interesting new purchase...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Lucius Malfoy by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
So it's Lucius's birthday and Narcissa is determined to give him the one thing he want most: a birthday cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Don't Tell Anyone by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy decide to... experiment a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Goodbye My Flower by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is dying, and while Lucius Malfoy sits at her bedside, he looks back across their life together. *Inspired by the song Walking Her Home by Mark Schultz
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I wish to know NOT by ST-DL reviews
secrets should never be told, some couples should never be apart. Written for takingitinturn 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
An Introduction to Defensive Dark Arts by Rargamonster reviews
Salazar is not allowed to teach the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. He has a friendly argument with Godric over this fact.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
If You Jump I Will Jump Too by pretend-I-don't-exist reviews
WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH due to suicide No real summary due to the fact it is a drabble with little to no story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Infected by Gemsibob reviews
Another shiver racked my body, bloody hell, I was freezing, I can't believe Malfoy managed to infect me as well as himself. My head was pounding, my nose was running like a tap, and my throat felt like it'd been attacked by sandpaper. Dramione one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheers by night.drive reviews
He really put his foot in his mouth this time. But then again, Draco never expected HER to walk into his pub that fateful night. Will Draco Malfoy end up wooing Ginny Weasley? Or will she get the best of HIM?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Paper Cranes by Asagi Tsuki reviews
One morning, the Great Hall was invaded by an army of paper cranes, courtesy of one Draco Malfoy, and Harry made it his personal mission to find out why he didn't get one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Advantage To Being Tracked Down In A Hotel by BBWMikaTWD reviews
Entry to the September 2011 Twin Exchange Monthly Challenge! Draco's missing his favorite visitor to the Burrow so he decides to hunt her down, just "out of curiousity" or so he says... Please read, review, and vote for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
At Long Last by BMWWfreak reviews
Hermione tells Lupin what's on her mind, but is it really her who's telling him? Lupin/Tonks. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
1950 by KrazyKimmy reviews
Set in the winter of 1950; fifth year Minerva McGonagall realises she loves Albus Dumbledore. In the snow; he looks divine. When kissing the headmaster, less so. When- hey what? Albus is gay? Oh... Well, Minerva didn't see that one coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Birthday Message by nasher91 reviews
A love-sick Remus Lupin accidentally reveals his feelings for a certain Hermione Granger in a birthday message recorded by Arthur Weasley. One-shot of pure fluff. Hermione/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Pain of the Prince by Kat0898 reviews
Severus Snape misses Lily and can't get her out of his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ghosts by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
It was always about light and darkness, even at the very beginning. Very short Lily x Snape friendship oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
This Fire by straightontillcaliginosity reviews
Harry writes love poetry. One-shot. Excuse the poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just another night at Hogwarts by MadAsRabbits9 reviews
...Well. Not Quite. When Draco can't hide his feelings for harry, will Hermione Catch on? What will happen if Harry finds out? One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Just Had to Check by Stealing the Moonlight reviews
Draco has a nightmare that Harry dies. Set in eighth year. Drarry, set in eighth year, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Hero Flew by KrazyKimmy reviews
Mini-drabble about Severus and the Marauders. Whilst on a late night walk Severus comes across James and Sirius... much to their amusement...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Delete by Wulfenlein reviews
Draco knew the day he became a Death Eater that he and Harry would cease to be. Now it was time for him to make sure that it ended before Harry found out the truth. Reviews please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bittersweet by peppermint.raichu reviews
My take on the Bellamort romance tragedy, done in three parts. It spans from the first meeting to their deaths, focusing mostly on Bellatrix. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Late Night Visits by TheRavingFangirl reviews
Some things are worth breaking rules...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scarf by AnneM.Oliver reviews
His obsession with her all started with a scarf, some perfume and a red dress. Anything that happened after that wasn't his fault, really it wasn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
She Couldn't Help It, I Couldn't Help It by DominoTyler reviews
After the war, Hermione has found herself numb with fear at loud sounds, especially thunder. Until Sirius, she had to endure her fear alone.'I didn't want her to be afraid, but she couldn't help it, and I couldn't help it. That's just the way it goes.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
In The Library by Machiavellian42 reviews
Hermione is minding her own business when she is accosted by a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toot by Natalie Blackman reviews
Bellatrix is bored and looking for someone to play scrabble with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Across the Lake by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
We all 'move on' in our own way. This is Snape's. Afterlife oneshot. Hints of Lily x Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cry No More by Radical.2 reviews
Enter a world where guys cry and Quidditch teams are all-girl, where Draco writes a diary and Hermione doesn't like to read. How can you fight what's happening when it feels like that's the way you were programmed? Or charmed... Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Notice by coeurgryffondor reviews
James Potter is a bit, shall we say, distracted today. Marauders, 7th Year
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All I Got by Radical.2 reviews
"I went to Hogsmeade and all I got was this lousy quill pen," was what it read. And that's how this whole thing began...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Fairytale by butteredtoast1234 reviews
Ron tells his daughter a Fairytale about a handsome little boy who met a smart little girl. Hermione's POV. a oneshot for now. HOPE YOU ENJOY! review please, i read and appreciate every comment
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Mirror of Erised by ShackledinSilver reviews
What if Snape's reflection isn't exactly what he had expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Sevvysgirl253 reviews
In trying to get away from a claustrophobic marriage, Hermione finds more than just solace with a man she previously thought she hated ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Snape and Hermione on a broomstick by rickmanfan1978 reviews
Hermione receives flying lessons from our Potions Master
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unyielding by Azzi.Turner reviews
Eleven year old Bellatrix Black visits Ollivander's to purchase her first wand. Just a quick one-shot I wrote a while back. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bellatrix L., G. Ollivander - Complete
Back Against the Wall by babygirl121896 reviews
Sirius wakes up alone, hungover, and confused. Where is Remus? Written for astronaut's From a Song to a Story Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taped by Radical.2 reviews
You'll just have to read to find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attack My Owl Anyday by Drarry Contributor reviews
Harry's kitten is always trying to attack Draco's poor owl and so when the blond decides to confront the Wizarding World's savior he's met with a very intriguing compromise that doesn't involve cat soup. Drarry DracoxHarry HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Remus runs out of chocolate. What is he going to do now? wolfstar. part of my deviantart drabble requests
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A fluffy visitor by Lizzy0305 reviews
Harry is trying to become an animagus since only a half year when he succeeds. But his animal form is a bit...interesting. Even Severus is amused by it. Severus/Harry slashy cuteness and utter crazyness. Enter at your own risk...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Hourglass by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Most times, he can't even stand to look at the colors of Slytherin because the vibrant green looks too much like her eyes, but now he's unable to look away for even a second. SnapeLily, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Botched Spells and Bunny Ears by Ladyhuntress36 reviews
Sirius tries out an advanced transfiguration spell against Remus' advice. The results leave James and Peter laughing and Remus fit to kill his best mate. Luckily there isn't much a bunny can do to him, or is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Down By The Creek by LaughsOutRainbows reviews
A Snily fan fiction where Snape and Lily have some fun by the creek,, Petunia ends up catching them kiss and gets jealous. All characters belong to J.K.R. Plot belongs to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Those Eyes by GoldenNickel reviews
Harry was still staring down at him. Severus looked into his piercing green eyes. Then he took in the face surrounding the eyes, and was shocked to see bright red hair. No, it wasn't Harry that was staring down at him; it was Lily. Drabble Lily/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
InkStain by IckleSickle reviews
Lily's looking for James but finds out something else. Sweet and short, just an idea I had : Please RR! Slash, don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Those Who Wait by Radical.2 reviews
By midnight tonight, I'll be engaged. You see, I've got Plan A and Plan B, so that if the first goes bust, I'll always have the second to rely on. And the second one is much less preferable- to him, anyway. Or maybe he'll just ask me... no, probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Boo Hoo by TangerineFields reviews
An afternoon spent at the swimming baths with Harry leaves Sirius feeling immensely relieved that Remus is unable to have children with him. Utter fluff. RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rules are made to be broken by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Passing notes in class is not necessarily a responsible thing to do, however, why you would ever trust the Marauders to follow the rules is beyond me. A short random fic about notes passed in class, tempers, and consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Cabin3Demigod reviews
Sirius finds Remus and Tonks doing something...surprising. But don't let your dirty minds fool you!- at least not until the end. Rated for implied sexual action. Oneshot. May become series upon request.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Another Sleepless Night by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Lily?" James asked, "What's wrong?" ... "There's a man outside your door and I don't know who he is. He was outside my door before, but then I ran in here real fast with my book," She held up her Potions book to show him, "and he followed me!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Aching Heart by allthingseverything reviews
Every time he stared into the emerald depths, the ache eased up, even if only for a moment. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by QueenOfWonderland reviews
Harry wants Severus to tell him a bedtime story. Severus can't deny the man that he loved his story. So he told him the story of Sarry and Heverus. Crack-fic! HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A night off by Little Miss Defensive reviews
Tonks has a night off. While she's figuring out what to do, she gets a message from a rather handsome werewolf by the name of Lupin. One-shot. RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Beloved husband by HinaKicksAss reviews
Young Severus is being bullied again. Damn that James Potter! But what is this? Harry? And older Severus? Oh merlin what's going on now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love's Umbrella by babygray reviews
Harry find a weird mark in the Prince's book and decides to copy it out. It's not like the Prince had brought him trouble before. Meanwhile, Snape has troubles of his own. Snarry, the Together Umbrella, and clouds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shampoo, Decor, and Baking Soda by silverxxprincess reviews
Draco's sophisticated behavior leads Ginny to believe that he's batting for the other team...written for Kim's Long Writing Challenge on the DG Forum! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Letters to a Slytherin by TreesMusicSun21 reviews
Draco decides to answer letters. Send them in! Rated T because some of you have a bone to pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Draco M.
A Lupin, Not a Weasley by Danica Napier reviews
Ginny, Hermione and Molly want Tonks to be a Weasley. One-shot, RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Two Innocent Games of Truth or Dare by Danica Napier reviews
Tonks, Hermione and Ginny play Truth or Dare. In an alternate version, Remus, Sirius, Bill and Charlie play Truth or Dare. Two-shot, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Bill/Fleur and mentioning of Sirius/Emmeline. Tonks's and Remus's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Mr Mom by Harrypotter202abc reviews
Draco's having trouble finding a job so when Ginny leaves him with the toughest job of all...Draco's in for a wild ride and Clara, Linus and Rory are not gong to make it any easier.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Never Knowing What Could Have Been by FanFicLove101 reviews
MM/HG implied, please R&R? I'm looking for feedback on this one guys so, read the A/N above the story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Teddy and the Potters by Brette Stallings reviews
Sequel of sorts to Heaven: If There Were a James Severus. James Potter starts a rock band, while Snape and Co. observe from Heaven. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Chocolate Bubble Bath by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus, Minerva, chocolate bubbles, and unashamed fluffiness, how could you possibly resist ? A sweet fluffy oneshot, set when Albus and Minerva have been married just a year, or two. I can't say more, it would spoil the surprise ending. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Furtive Touches by FreeToLive603 reviews
Beck finds that Tori has something that Jade doesn't. But with Jade's looming presence, how can he hide this feeling from her? Rated K.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Beck O., Tori V. - Complete
Kid's Got Spunk by obsidianLight16 reviews
Masamune looked back at the bewildered class with his visible eye glaring before straightening up and placing his hands on his hips. "The name's Masamune Date. And I think you're all IMBECILES!" High School's about to be taken by storm.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Masamune D.
A Way Out by nasher91 reviews
What if there was a different reason why Remus wasn't so happy about Tonks being pregnant? What if Hermione offered a solution he'd always wanted?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates by XrhiaX reviews
Twisty Zutara, zesty Taang and sweet Sukka thrown into a high school! Dark themed at times, just like life. My first/only High School fic, if you liked The Vacation, What If etc. You'll love this! T for swearing, implied sex. Ch. 21 SEASON FINALE, IS UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,092 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Beautiful Soul by Cabin3Demigod reviews
When Remus breaks up with Tonks, can he keep himself away from her for more than a day? Vague, to add to the beauty, if you know what I mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sacrifice by sdalkfhfsad reviews
AU. Luna isn't afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, which amuses him greatly. slight TomLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L. - Complete
You know you are obsessed with guard when by LermanLover reviews
Just a few reasons that popped into my head.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
I Got Bored Last Night by Radical.2 reviews
It's not like I told him to get drunk. I just kind of dared him into the whole thing. I mean, it was an irresistible opportunity! I was alone in my house, Hermione and Ron and Harry were off somewhere on Diagon Alley... I was bored, okay?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ode Au Canada by tears over beers reviews
At the time, professing her undying love for a werewolf in the middle of a hospital had seemed like a very noble, brave thing to do. However, sitting in the middle of a damp field at two in the morning, Tonks realises she probably just looked a fool.RLNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
It all started with blackmailing Sirius Black by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
It all started when Hermione blackmailed Sirius into helping her clean up... xx One shot Xx
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Book Borrowing by nightwalker21492 reviews
A guy & a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever. SONGFIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Forbidden by The Slytherin Devoid reviews
A late night in the library of Grimmauld Place for both Sirius and Hermione, turns into a little tryst of forbidden love with the help of Shakespeare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Sonic vs The Black Market by Listie The Scribe Maid reviews
A random little two-shot, poking fun at the Chao Garden and, more specifficaly, the Black Market
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Sonic - Complete
Daddy's Little Cinderella by coffeebeanner reviews
A songfic based on Richard and Lorelai's relationship.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Lorelai G., Richard G. - Complete
Take my Hand by Tonkswyrda reviews
"I love you, Nymphadora. I'll always love you, even when I'm dead and cold, even when I've turned to dust in the ground... Please. Please stay here." The Final Battle has arrived, and Tonks doesnt want to be left behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Surprises by Sibella44 reviews
What happens when Azula, Sokka, Katara, Zuko, Toph, Aang, Ty lee, and Haru spend the summer together. Couples are Sokkla, Zutara, Taang, Ty lee x Hary
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Azula, Sokka
An Irrational Moment by Poinkychan reviews
A Malfoy inspects a Weasley after a fight - Challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Pineapple Bikini by IronSpockMaster reviews
Short drabble for the DG forum's OSS Drabble challenge. Draco spots Ginny sunbathing in a rather interesting bikini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Unforgotten Memories by Lumineh reviews
Cassandra sometimes wonders why she feels the way she does—Raphael/Cassandra
Soul Calibur - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Raphael, Cassandra
The First Kiss by Erin the Barbie reviews
When Hermione needs to get away from her arguing parents, who does she run too? Sirius! As this one night go's on what could happen drinking hot chocolate and sitting on the couch, hmmmm... First FanFic please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hello, Beautiful by Cakey Potter reviews
She looked down at the ground as she replied, "I'm muggleborn." "And..." Scabior knelt so that he could keep eye contact, "You're scared that I'll turn you in to the Ministry?" Hermione slowly closed her eyes, nodding. Hermione is slightly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete
Your Beauty and Flare by The Fourth Reaper reviews
Zelda is looking for Link, and comes across something quite interesting while she's looking in his room. And what she finds suprises her. One-shot. Zelink pairing
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
I'll Make a Band out of you by NoMoreYaoiHere reviews
A parody of I'll Make a Man Out of You TWSS from Mulan. K cause I'm paranoid...
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Shut Up by x-x-Rhii-x-x reviews
She's not going mad - that ship sailed a long time ago. Bellatrix is confused about Sirius and his untimely death at her hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Alright by JustYourAverageWitch reviews
Sirius needs to have a talk with our favorite bookworm. She, of course, thinks the worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Snap by Falling Closer To The Edge reviews
Some random word vomit I thought up about your first show. Very short, but has a killer marching band quote at the end. Just read it already! Oneshot.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Remus I want to see your peacock! by EverLastingXLove reviews
This a song Fanfic about Remus and Tonks. Apparently Tonks wants to see Remus's peacock! I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS AND I DO NOT OWN THE SONG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Spaced Out by ThatCrazyGirl15 reviews
What is Bellatrix really thinking when she's staring at Voldemort? Slight Bellatrix/Voldemort. Really short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Snape's First Movie by ProfessorSnapeScream reviews
If only Severus had been a little more mature, it could've had another first too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Black Moves First by Slave2Writing reviews
Earthly pleasures don't generally interest the Dark Lord. But Voldemort is curious enough to give it a try just once. And Bellatrix is more than happy to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
How to Timetravel by Grey-Dawn55 reviews
Hermione timetravels on request of Albus Dumbledore's picture to save Harry Potter's parents. But who else does she meet? Hermione/Remus. Sucky summary, but please read this story. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Once on a Dusty Afternoon by MischiefHasBeenManaged reviews
Remus finds Hermione crying in the attic of Twelve Grimmauld Place during the anniversary celebrations of Voldemort's death. Entry in the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge for February 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Valentine's Day by JustYourAverageWitch reviews
"Our love was so strong, But then something went wrong." Sirius and Hermione are celebrating Valentine's Day together, but, of course, Sirius just has to do something wrong. SB/HG Written for the Love in Unusual Places challenge at the Twin Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Big, bad wolf by nasher91 reviews
One shot. Remus and Hermione re-enact little red riding hood with a somewhat different ending
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Bitter Echo by Lamia of the Dark reviews
After a particularly brutal punishment, Bellatrix suffers a complete mental breakdown. As he tries to put her broken mind back together, Voldemort discovers that her madness and sadistic tendencies are rooted in abuse. WARNING: RAPE. ABUSE. TORTURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 151 - Words: 43,643 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Why Voldemort Became so Harsh to his Death Eaters by Pawprints In The Snow reviews
Well, it's unbeleivabley short . . . easy to read and review! Anyway, Voldemort began to hate his Death Eaters because of Bellatrix. This is just the explanation, so . . . Bella reall shoulda done it better. XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Max in Wonderland by AddictedToBooks97
When Max watches a movie of Alice in Wonderland, she has a very weird dream! This is set in the Angel Experiment during the time that Max was staying with Ella and Doctor Martinez.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,167 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Max, Ella - Complete
Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord doughnuts by Insane. Certifiably reviews
Voldemort gets his hands on the dementors' doughnuts and goes on a sugar rush. Companion piece to "Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Dementors - Complete
An Unwanted Declaration by bopofi reviews
We all know Bella is obsessed with the Dark Lord, so what will happen when she admits she loves him? To his face no less. Well, Voldemort's just going to have to fix that. To what lengths will he go to get her off his back? Will he tell her THE SECRET?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by freddimac87 reviews
What happens when Draco, Harry, and Severus share their first Christmas together? Can Draco stomach the cliche holiday traditions? Will Severus be able to keep a secret? And will Harry keep them in the holiday spirit? Slash. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,508 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Strawberries and Sunshine by accio.awesomeness reviews
"Stop staring at my arse!" "Does it make you uncomfortable?" Hermione Granger wasn't expecting to fall in love after she brought her best friend's godfather back from the dead, but the arrival of one sexy Sirius Black smashes her plans to pieces. Oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Girls Are Weird by NomadGirl12 reviews
A really short one-shot based on an idea I had. Basically, Max's opinion on some of the things girls do.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Ella - Complete
No, Wait, What? by Radical.2 reviews
"Why didn't you just use your wand?" Hermione asked him breathlessly. "And how did a Red Vine just save my life?" Ron turned around and faced something else with a strange expression on his face. He said, "Red Vines- What the hell can't they do?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by phirephox666 reviews
Susan has changed and not for the better. Lucy and Susan's friendship can take no more strain. One-shot. Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
That Evil Little Sexy Pants by narbiglarb reviews
You know Voldy? Yeah. Bellatrix likes him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Voldy's a Hunk by imbananasfordananas reviews
Well. You know Bellatrix? Yeah. She likes Voldy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Coolness by Radical.2 reviews
"FEAR ME, FOR I AM THE GREAT SNOWMAN OF HOGWARTS CASTLE!" screamed a familiar voice from behind Lily Evans. She turned to see James Potter wearing a top hat and cape- running straight towards her with his arms outstretched to hug her. What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Shouldn't it be Me? by Celsius009 reviews
Chapter One: Colette's feelings on the budding relationship between Lloyd and Sheena. Not for those who like Colette. Chapter Two: A songfic involving Zelos. Not for those who like Zelos.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - [Sheena F., Lloyd I.] - Complete
Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins by Insane. Certifiably reviews
Hermione has an idea. Voldemort goes on a sugar rush. Lame summary, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Tales From the Lavatory by Radical.2 reviews
What we all wanted to know- If Voldemort became a ghost, where would he go first? Written for the Reunite Challenge by BlueEyes444.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Myrtle, Voldemort - Complete
The Death Of The Cabbages by Queen Alexandera's Birdwing reviews
"And so, every time no-one screamed:CABBAGES! at completely random moment, they all felt the emptiness and despair that they had doomed their own souls to forever." Interested?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Cabbage Merchant - Complete
I Wanted to be Right by Radical.2 reviews
The Book had told me of a magical creature, a boggart, it was called. If I truly loved Harry, the thing I would fear the most would be him. Dead. I was absolutely right, but everything was horrifyingly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ginny W. - Complete
Speak Now by Radical.2 reviews
Pansy is walking down the aisle. Merlin, I'm going to have to look at that crazed woman's wide eyes everyday. Every single day of the rest of my life. "Please," I say silently, "Kill me, God. Or at least Pansy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort: the Sane Years by bhenegar reviews
Crackfic! Voldemort's first attempt to give his diary to a Death Eater, add Bella's crush, some liberal crucios and you have DE gossip for the rest of the year!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Fortune by Radical.2 reviews
"Paper! There's paper in this thing? What's with these bloody idiots?" Fleur resisted the strong impulse to laugh, though she clutched at her sides to prevent this from happening. P.S. Break it in half and read the fortune before you eat it, Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Fear: The Whole Point of Halloween by Radical.2 reviews
"I'm not scared," Hermione tells me. Correction: She is not scared of my costume. However, she is slightly frightened of me, how it's dark. How our arms brush every few moments. How we're completely and utterly by ourselves. Alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Initiation by Radical.2 reviews
"Your Task..." Katie mused, lightbulbs flashing on and off in her head. What to do, what to do...And then she knew. "Your Task, Hermione Granger, is to ask this boy that you hate, Draco Malfoy, to marry you."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN by Marie S Zachary reviews
Sikowitz teaches the students about comical drama in an unconvetional way. You'll laugh from beginning to end. Surprise plot twist
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cat V., Sikowitz - Complete
In Order for Voldemort to Fall Asleep by SalmiakkiSanji reviews
This is my first story to publish! I really hope you enjoy it. This is how Voldemort has to sleep... he really... needs help... ENJOY! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Don't Say It by Radical.2 reviews
"Don't say it," whispered Astoria, her hands clapped over her ears. "I just did," he patiently reminded her, "Because it's true. I love you." "You're only saying it because you have to!" she exclaimed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
When His Parents Leave For Work by Radical.2 reviews
Draco's parents are rich, obviously, because they never paid thousands of dollars for a babysitter; they used Dobby. So what does Draco do when his parents got to work? Songfics to various songs by Pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Draco M., Dobby - Complete
Chocolate by dromedatonks reviews
What happens when Voldy steals Bella's chocolate covered Godiva crackers? Hilarity is sure to ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Known All Along by Radical.2 reviews
His muscled arms wrapped around her waist, hugging her like he was trying to crush her into a thousand pieces. The door opened with a slam, and a voice sang, "I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Book Not Even Hermione Could Love by Radical.2 reviews
You know how they say that some people have a face only their mother could love? Well, there might be a certain book that not even Hermione Granger, bookworm extraordinare, could love, or even get past the first chapter. *Gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not a Joke by Radical.2 reviews
I was bored and was writing this and it's not very good, but...yeah. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Etymology of Dramione by Radical.2 reviews
Where did the name Dramione really come from? Did some muggle think of it, or did Fred and George make it up to annoy Hermione to death? Well, I don't know about you, but the second one sounds way more interesting to me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Death Eater and Proud of it by Radical.2 reviews
Written for the Rule Breaker Challenge by Undercover Ranga. Warning: This story contains talking t-shirts. Yeah, I know, that is the weirdest thing ever. But it's still awesome. So, HA!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Pansy P. - Complete
Television Set by Radical.2 reviews
Written for the One Day While Watching Television Challenge by Haley96.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Curious Case of the Rubber Duck by Radical.2 reviews
During the final battle between Harry and Voldemort, George somehow manages to replace Voldemort's wand with a trick wand, and oddity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Voldemort, George W. - Complete
Second Thoughts by Radical.2 reviews
Short drabble of Hermione before her graduation about what will happen next.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Amortentia by Radical.2 reviews
WARNING: This story is completely messed up and random, as it involves a horribly brewed love potion and some extremely OOC characters that drink it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Another Man's Woman by Radical.2 reviews
Written for the Carbon Leaf Challenge by Muffled Chimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Tissue That Disappeared by Radical.2 reviews
Written for the Dream-Plot Challenge by Maria Mississippi. Ginny has a strange dream, then wakes up to hear Ron screaming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
The Ice Cream Thought by Radical.2 reviews
Then I had seen a strange sight. There was a large ice cream truck in the midlle of the Charms corridor, and it had just stopped. My boyfriend was rummaging in his pocket, then, after a minute, he pulled out a few sickles and a knut.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Tie by Radical.2 reviews
I've decided that to further encourage you to read this, I'm not going to tell anything in the summary, only that this story is Dramione and involves much craziness and fun-ness, if that's even a word. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Date With Tom Riddle by Radical.2 reviews
Oddly enough, Luna ends up watching The Chamber of Secrets with none other than Tom Riddle himself. Written for the Movie Challenge by Zombie Reine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
His Dark Roses by siriusisbest reviews
The Dark Lord has written a book! Lucius and Bellatrix demonstrate why. Crack!Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Norberta at Night by Radical.2 reviews
Written for the three A.M. challenge, Charlie Weasley wakes up to findan emergency going on with the dragons...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Charlie W. - Complete
The Great Anonymous by Radical.2 reviews
Short, quirky conversation between Lily and James. On a broomstick, which makes it a bit more interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Her Doomed Last Days by Radical.2 reviews
Alice Longbottom tries to write her will, knowing that either Harry or Neville will die, and she could very well go with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Tell Me About It by Radical.2 reviews
"Tell me about it," he says, and I respond, "I know" in a low murmur. He shakes his head, saying, "No, I meant tell me about it. Tell me everything." Short challenge drabble, Dramione, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Go Fish by RoseAmongstThorns reviews
It's neck and neck. Voldemort vs Bellatrix. Who will win? For Maria Mississippi 's I'm gonna buy a baloon challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Black Ribbon by Brillant reviews
Their affair must come to an end in light of his recent engagement, but he cannot help but be tempted by the black ribbon tied around her pale, delicate throat. One shot. Bellatrix/Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
An AntiSuicide Type of Guy by Radical.2 reviews
While taking a midnight walk around the castle, Neville sees Luna heading towards the lake, and mistakenly thinks she is trying to drown herself...What will happen? Just a short drabble that's just kinda nice to read. Guaranteed to make you smile!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Failed Attempt at Jealousy by Radical.2 reviews
After an almost-kiss from James, Lily attempts to make him jealous...with Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Mexican Bird of Death by Radical.2 reviews
Sequel to The Magical Pecking Bird, James struggles to get the bird to stop pecking him before he goes mad, going to extreme measures to do so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Magical Pecking Bird by Radical.2 reviews
One-shot featuring James, Lily, and Sirius. Lily is rudely interrupted while folding origami birds and takes revenge on James. Sequel now out- The Mexican Bird of Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8015 - Favs: 14,920 - Follows: 6,395 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Loneliness and Hate by TwentyThree.On.August.The.12th reviews
Despised Character Ships" challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum. BellaxLucius. K for theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by freddimac87 reviews
Dumbledore is a restless matchmaker who decides to take the love lives of his staff into his own hands. He takes inspiration from the muggle storybook he received from Hermione. Once upon a time there was a crazy old coot named Albus...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
She Tastes Like Sunshine by cr8vgrl reviews
Hermione is feeling sick and everyone but Remus has checked up on her. Perhaps his visit is the one she really needs! Gift fic for remuslives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
TiK ToK :A Band Parody: by redxandkemicalx reviews
You know you wanna dance to this beat. :D
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
The Death Eaters go to McDonalds by BellatrixElleLovett reviews
See what happens when the Death Eaters decide they're in the mood for something greasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
SSBB School by ZeldaLover29 reviews
Basically, it's a school for the SSBB characters. Mainly ZeLink, other couples will be in there. Read it. If you don't like it, tough. I used characters I usually play the game with, so there. Enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,933 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Zelda/Sheik, Link - Complete
Anticipation of Birth by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Title says it all. Sequel to Teach Me To Submit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Black Lipstick Kiss by outwittingsquirrels reviews
Bellatrix has a proposition of sorts for her cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Late Night Snacks by nicoleeeeeeable reviews
8 month pregnant Hermione wakes up for a late night craving of chocolate, while eating, her and Remus decide on names for their unborn twins. Sequel coming soon! RL/HG REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Pledge of Allegiance: Marching Band Style by redxandkemicalx reviews
Just put your marching band's name in, fill in your BD's name, and it works for your school too!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Love Bites by Amanda N. Lupin reviews
“Hermione, what is that? What’d you do to your shoulder?” Hermione has been bitten by something, causing Ron to start up an investigation, humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Birth of the New Lion King by TheGoldenAss reviews
I really like Lion King. I hope you do too, or else you wont like this. I also hope you hate modern interpretations, or else you will like this. I hope not!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Simba, Nala - Complete
Jumping to Conclusions by diamond-helen reviews
Sirius listens at a door, and his dirty mind draws the obvious conclusions, but is he right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
All Star by Ember Nickel reviews
Inspired by a real lockdown drill. What to do during a school shooting in band class? DISCLAIMER: DON'T ACTUALLY DO ANY OF THIS! Sung to the tune of "All Star".
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 7,213 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Stop Believing by Planxty Lewis reviews
Another HP song parody. This time to Don't Stop Believing by Journey. And who doesn't love Journey!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Last Resort by FireNutZuko reviews
Katara is princess of the Southern Water Tribe and Zuko is prince of the Fire Nation. Katara recently had her 16th birthday, and is now of marrying age. A peace offering is made to settle the war between the two nations and it will bring the two together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,259 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Lover's Contrast by ChristinaIrish reviews
Hermione Granger has just watched Bellatrix Lestrange kill the man she loves - Remus Lupin. Will she ever see him again? And will Sirius be able to get over this loss or can he help in some way? A cute one-shot romance fic for HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Memories by isabellthelooser reviews
a one-shot about Bella remembering all the things her and Sirius did together, and how she took care of him. very short, but good to me please R&R! rated K
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sirius Christmas Present by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Takes place during Christmas of OOTP. Sirius receives a Christmas present from Minerva and wonders what it is and why she would send him such a thing. Slight MinervaxSirius onesided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
We Waited by m3gluvsoth24 reviews
Remus and Hermione have a secret... What happens when Harry finds out? RLHG Based on One Tree Hill. Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Beauty and her Beast: 30Kisses by Luna the sheikah reviews
A soon to be series of drabbles of our favorite kotodama user and her irritable komaoni.
Her Majesty’s Dog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2007
The Question of Memory by Lys ap Adin reviews
Chronicles of Narnia. It's not that Susan doesn't remember Narnia...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Not a Wimp by Danceswithwolves reviews
“It would appear, Lupin, that you would forsake happiness, merely to please others. And I always thought that you were made of stronger stuff than those braggarts that you called friends.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
What Remus Saw by kayly silverstorm reviews
One shot from the 'Lioness' universe: Remus expects all the junior Order members to do well in their NEWTs, but the addition of a boggart to the exams may well change that...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Something to Think About by chanarix reviews
Elie ponders on whether she should stay with Haru or leave him to his quest. She wants to find her memory...but she wants to be with him. She needs her memory...but she needs Haru.
Rave Master - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Haru Glory, Elie Glory/Reisha Valentine - Complete
Revenge 2 by Hopeakaarme reviews
Physical symptoms aside, the mental symptoms of PMS are even worse. Especially when people are even less understanding about them.So, Remus and Hermione plan a new revenge list, this time assisted by Ginny.Implied SLASH SSSB RLKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. SLASH RLKS and SSSB. PreMoonal and PreMenstrual Syndromes which is worse? Both Hermione and Remus are getting cranky, because it’s THAT time of the month. Disappointed at the treatment they get from the others, they plan revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Sabriel and Touchstone by LadyChanta reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the years between Sabriel and Lirael? Let's find out shall we?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2003
Out With A Bang by Breea reviews
Halloween Ball. Spiked Punch. Short, fluffy, Hagrid in a Care Bear costume, Draco in Leather. Written for DracoGinnyFanFic Halloween Challenge. D/G **Complete**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Acronyms by Razzabeth reviews
Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Call Me Maybe - The Marching Way reviews
It's everyone's favorite song by Carly Rae Jepsen (nope, I'm not her, so I don't own it), but it's Marching Band-ified. Enjoy!
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
Marching Slide Part 2 reviews
The Cha Cha Slide Part 2...but with a marching band twist!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012
An Always Pure Princess reviews
I made a character that falls in love with George, but is Sirius' daughter. Big uh-oh! Will the love be strong enough for Alina to tell George who her dad really is? DUN DUN DUN! Eventual epic WAFFiness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - OC, George W.
I'll Always Come Back reviews
How will Sev be received when he dies? Put it this way: he's welcomed by those enigmatic emerald pools. So, a sweet and really short and pointless Snily. Kind of sad, but worth reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Deep Thoughts With Voldy: That Sexy Boss reviews
What does the D.A. REALLY think of Voldy? Let's find out! Some cursing...and a little suggestive stuff on Hermione's part...I might eventually do it for other characters...AKA Snape, Bella, Dumbledore...thoughts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Friday Marching Band Style reviews
So, since the first game of the season is tonight, I decided to do a parody of everybody's favorite song : I hope you like it!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
Just A Game reviews
What happens when Sirius and Harry play Mortal Kombat for N64? Hilarity ensues. With the added bonus of A Very Potter Musical/Sequel references! I don't own Harry Potter, Mortal Kombat, or AVPM/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Returned reviews
Based off idea Hermione has to go back in time to fall in love with Tom Riddle Jr. Will she ever truly return his feelings and end his Dark work? I had to mess with Deathly Hallows ending, but still good in essence. FLUFF WAFF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Falling For Her reviews
Really short story of how Remus Lupin fell for Tonks. Mild language. FLUFF WAFF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Love Everlasting reviews
"Misty, I do truly love you, but we can't be together." I created the character Misty Witte and it is the story of how she fell in love with Remus Lupin. Will he get over his lycanthropy and accept the feelings he has inside? Lots of WAFF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Who's Your Daddy reviews
AU Snape is Harry's father. Harry has run away and Voldemort has learned of Snape's fathership. He has ordered Snape to kill Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete