Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Marching Band.
I'M OFF HIATUS! FINALLY! I'M BACK! I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE NOVEMBER, BUT I'M BACK! I LOVE EVERYONE THAT STILL FOUND ME! I'M BAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Hey hey peoples!!! I read like, ALL the time!! (If you ever find me without a book, slap me upside the head, please) I love Harry Potter, Narnia, and soooooo much more. I read manga too, mostly AirGear, Ravemaster, Bleach, Kilala Princess, Her Majesty's Dog, and more that I really can't think of at the moment!! haha
Guess what? I'm a BetaReader now! Find me!
First off, some awesome writing quotes :)
"When in doubt, kill the character."
"My characters have to earn the right to live."
"Be careful, or you will end up in my novel."
Some of my all time favorite quotes are from Harry Potter (I'm a huge HP dork, haha):
"Alas, earwax!" Dumbledore, book/movie 1
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." Hermione book 5
"And that boys, is why you don't judge solely on looks." Arthur Weasley, speaking of Veela in book 4
"I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black!" Bellatrix Lestrange, book/movie 5
"It feels like this." Harry, book/movie 6
"I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. *Harry stared* Another Christmas has come and gone, and I didn't receive a single pair." Dumbledore, book 1
"You know minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts, but you cannot deny he's got style." Phineas Negellus, book 5
"I have to go vomit." Hermione, movie 6
Harry: So light a fire!
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Book/Movie 2
Ron: Spiders! Spiders! Spiders! They want me to tapdance! I don't wanna tapdance!
I know at least three people who would like to push me down the stairs.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV for getting frustrated at a person who can't hear you, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, paste this to your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're okay with losing, copy and put this on your profile too
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki,deixsaso, obsidianLight16, umeRi87
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
'Dream as if you’ll live forever…'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
Make your ninja name from the following alphabet:
A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi
After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ...
Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome)
Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _."
Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!)
Tiffany- Chikilulukatofu (lolwut?)
Lala girl in lalaland- takataka jikishita kato takatakatakatote (... WTF!! That is one handful!! it sounds Indian...XD)
Cheyenne Wicke( eternal nekomata)-mirikufukutotoku meikimimeku ( um)
Bridget: (Yuki from Atama Ga Kuru Teru) Zushikitejikuchi (OMG i just had an epiphany! my name sounds like some fancy Japanese drug company! XD
Kathryn Claeys (Aurora): Mekachirifuto Mitakakufuari (Kadoshikeka)...-o geeze...i cant even read my own name...0-o...lol talk about a mouth full-
Kira Womack- Mekishika Meimorinkamemi Er- my first name is a...guys???? (lol although it also sounds like some sort o f chant...can't procounce my last name haha v>)
Sarah - Arikashikari
If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile...do it, He's counting on you! WWJD!
Put this on your
You're a 90's kid if: (omg when I read this i couldn't believe i forgot all about these!)
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (FUUURRRBBIIIEEESSS!!!!)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Holy Crap! I really do miss these times. I have a feeling people are just going to forget all about the past...how terrible...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
--If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
COME TO MY PARTY!
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
FUNNY QUOTE TIME!!!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and laugh while the world wonders how you did it.
My middle name is Casm. It's short for Sarcasm. (haha i made that one up myself, lol)
There is no half-singing in the shower; you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
AAAACK!!! GET OUTTA MY PERSONAL BUBBLE!!! *smacks with broom*
la di daaaaaaa...
C&P if you have ever lost your phone while talking on it
C&P if you think the little music war between Canada and the U.S. is gonna evolve into WW3
C&P if you think Itsuki Minami is SEXY
C&P if you want a pair of AirGear blades
C&P if you want a Weasley twin
How to make your friends think that you're INSANE:
Go out in public wearing crazy clothes, make up, and hair with your friends. Meet up with them somewhere else because they wont let you go with them if you meet them at their house. (guys- you don't have to try on make up but it sure would be crazy!)
Just start laughing at nothing in particular. It would help to have a weird or insane laugh.
Dye your hair a crazy color like pink or gold
Go up to your friends and tell them how much you missed them and hug them often ( like 5 hugs in 2 min)like you haven't seen them for 5 years
When walking with your friends on the street, say hi to every strangers who pass by ( try at least 20 strangers to say hi to.) This will drive your friends crazy
Tell your friends that the squirrel in your back yard died and that you are depressed. put eye drop as tears and use tissues to blow your nose. act sad for days
Invite your friends over and when they come in the house, pretend to watch Barney or Dora the explorer.
Talk to yourself out loud when you and your friends are eating in a restaurant. When a waitress is taking order, talk to yourself out loud, trying to decide if you want a burger or pasta.
Have a sleepover party and rent movies for little children like Beauty and the Beast or Alice in Wonderland.
Tell them weird stories like you dream to go to Africa and become an orthodontist for giraffes or gorillas. Or tell them that you will build your own house shape like a shark when you get older.
When you're at your friend's party, yell out loud that it's a karaoke time and start singing some DEVO songs or some much older song. Or you can sing in opera.
You could scream: I lost a contact!and wait ten seconds for people to get down on their knees to look for it, then run away laughing at all the funny people
When somebody is talking to you, start to stare at their chin. Nod and respond to whatever they are saying, but always look at their chin. Then slowly change your expression to one of horror, then be quietly amused. The person talking to you will probably loose his/her chain of thought.
On Halloween paint half your face VERY scary, and when somebody is talking to you, slowly turn your head towards the speaker then scream LOUDLY. It will make the speaker jump.
Say random things. Something that has nothing to do with the topic, like Cake is a Lie. Or, The Chipmunks are plotting to take over the world.
Say things like i have pet unicorns that come visit me and i name them after mexican presidents.
Here's to the girls who've had their heart broken by a guy. (That they never even dated.)
There's always two reasons behind a girl's smile: She's either in love, or broken.
How to speak with three easy steps:
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, silver-hedgehog, lovelyuyu, Dizzy126, umeRi87
If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profi
You Know You're A Marching Band Geek If…
Ok, most of these apply, except the ones about the band teacher 'cause those are just creepy ('cept the blackmail one, rotfl) and I don't hate colorguard 'cause I spin and I'm PROUD.
Colorguard: The only place you can flip it, whip it, and strip it in public.
Short girls do guard!
You don't insult girls with 6-ft metal poles in their possession; It's just not done.
10 Resons to date a guard member:
10. We know how to keep people in line
And the #1 reason to date a guard girl:
1. We love making people scream and yell!
Why flags are better than men:
It would never leave you for another girl, unless you were doing an exchange.
If you get mad at it you can throw it around.
After the season is over you can only spin it once in a while, but it never complains.
You can change silks a lot easier than you can change how a guy dresses.
Size does matter and if you don’t like it, you can use a different one.
There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who spin adn those who wish they could.
AIR-FLAGGING IT - when you do your routine minus the flags or other props, just the movement, an imaginary flag/rifle/sabre, whatever. Usually done at practices
BAND GEEK- one who lives in the band room, is obsessed w/ band, and is crazy
Insanity statistic: 1 in every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 bestfriends. If they're fine, it's you.
Female Character? Bellatrix Lestrange
Male Character?Remus Lupin
Professor? Dumbledore (no brainer)
Death Eater? Bellatrix Lestrange
Magical Creature? Niffler (oooh SHINY!)
Spell? Vulnera Sanentur (heals the wounds of Sectumsempra)
Quote? "I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. *Harry stared* Another Christmas has come and gone, and I didn't receive a single pair." Dumbledore, book 1
Movie? Order of the Phoenix
Hogwarts House? Gryffindor (or Ravenclaw, I can't decide)
Weasley? George, or Fred, which one is single? And alive? I think it's George... Yea, it's him
Couple? BELLAMORT FOREVER!! (Bellatrix/Voldy)
THIS OR THAT
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Too hard to decide! I love characters from both!
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Def Ravenclaw
Fred or George? George
Ginny or Luna? BOTH!! Level-headed, fun-loving Ginny, with the insaneness (me) of Luna!! :)
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Umm... both?
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade
Books or Movies? Such a stupid question! (yes, they DO exist) BOOKS!!
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets
Snape or Slughorn? Snape (I trust/love him for reasons in the 7th book)
Lupin or Sirius? Hmmm... I love them both, but I wanna marry Lupin (check my new and coming FanFic!!)
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Hmmm... Crumple-Horned Snorkack (my way of evading the question)
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati; Lavender annoys me WAY more than Parvati
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Dean Thomas
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby; R.I.P.
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Does it REALLY matter?
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Can I have David Thewlis? (Lupin) Or Oliver Phelps? (George)
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange, baby! WOOH BEST DEATH EATER EVER!!
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle; way sexier than his future-self
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig! R.I.P.
JKR went too far when she killed the Lupins.
Hello, my name is: Rabid Harry Potter Fangirl
Will you be my Horcrux?
Caution, water on road during rain
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
I plead temporary insanity.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your
If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.
Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?
you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
What an odd question...but very inquisitive! It's pink and blue .
2, Name one person who made you smile today:
My sister... God, we're crazy
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Waking up to go running.
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Running (training for XC [yep, I'm that awesome]).
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Um, what was the last thing I said aloud?"
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Good old H2O
10, Do you like your wallet?
I don't have a wallet... wait that's a lie... I do, but I don't use it... so the answer to this question I guess is NO
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken fingers and fries... Healthy breakfast, right?
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Are you kidding me? The last time I went clothes shopping was last summer!
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Baseball. Don't ask me the score; I forget.
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Butter - I despise the cheese kind.
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
Rhino (heh heh, ya gotta love 'em band nicknames...)
16, Ever go camping?
Yessss. EW! NATURE! GERROFF!!
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
Uuuh, if I remember to.. ;)
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
You have no business knowing my religious views (and don't call me a hypocrite because you saw God stories up there )
19, Do you have a tan?
A small one, and you can tell imma runner, cuz I gots a pretty wicked sock tan
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Only some Chinese food. And it depends on where the pizza is from
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink soda. It's icky
22, What did your last text message say?
"Phone dying ttyl" (heh, still havent charged it, and it's been like over 12 hrs)
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
Running...eating...reading, writing...listening to music... wait, what do you care? are you some sort of stalker?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
An empty chair (I'm not lonely; my sister is sitting across from me).
26, What color is your watch?
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Krikey! = Damn!
28, What is your birthstone?
Sapphire, like my eyes
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
The drive thru, cuz there's always annoying kids in there!
30, What is your favorite number?
8 cuz it just looks fancy! :3
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
33, How many states have you lived in?
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
Ants! I'm sick of killing them!
35, Last song listened to?
You Look Good In My Shirt
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No, and yet again, stalker much?
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
I don't like wearing shoes. Bare feet all the time, baby! (but I guess flip-flops if I have to)
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
You shouldn't live up to the Smiths and Jones's
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
cough y cough e cough s cough*
41, Do you love anyone?
Family and friends!
42, Do any of your friends have children?
Do friends of the family count?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
Eat, sleep, read/write... wait, forget sleeping.
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Mwahahahaha (Rhino, if you're reading this, you know who it is)
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Yup yup! And I'm not one of those dorks that say "Yellow"
46, What color is your car?
Well, my mom's is gold and my dad's is white/silver.
47, Do you like cats?
Yes! But too bad my sister is allergic; I can't have a kitty =[
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
... heh heh ;)
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Nah, I'm more of a Hershey Park person.
50, How did you get your worst scar?
When I was 3, I ran into a picnic table, and you can still see the faint scar on the bridge of my nose. :( ooowies
Okay, I found this stuff on race the wind.take to the sky's profile :)
that thing looks cool is it wind?
"Let's eat grandpa!!"
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
so anyway, I really liked one of this author's stories, so I checked some of their other stories, and they were awesome =]
Yes, because if I had the choice between sweet Severus who would love me unconditionally for ever and ever or the arrogant, bullying toerag, James, I would've gone with the toerag. Idiot Lily.
Every time that I jump off of a swing, I expect a greasy haired boy to jump out of the bushes and tell me I'm a witch.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Well, the proper term IS band dork, so this is true, but we're NOT geeks. We're proud, music-loving DORKS.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I don't even wear that!!)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for every thing going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I got this from Werewolf Starr's profile. My message: Stop stereotypes. Pass this list on. Add your name if you want: umeRi87
Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of your first nameizzle)- Sarizzle
Your Detective Name (Favorite coloranimal)- Purple Panther
Your Soap Opera Name (Middle Name, Current Street Name)- Anne Redbud
Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, 3 last letters of your mom's maiden name)- Brasayer
Your Superhero Name (Favorite color, drink)- Purple Daquiri (non-alocoholic, of course)
Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)- Aaewdke (how do you say this?)
Your Witness Protection Program Name (mom's/dad's middle name)- Marie
Your Goth Name (Black, one of your pets names)- Black Skipper (does it count if both Skipper I and II are dead? Poor fishies)
Your Rockstar Name (Fav fruit, something bad)- Watermelon Voldemort
Your Pirate Name (fav color, pirate accessory)- Purple Gun (yes, they carry guns. Watch Pirates of the Caribbean!)
37 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what.
1) have you ever been asked out?
2) where did you get your default picture?
Google Images! What would we do without good 'ol Google?
3) what's your middle name?
4) your current relationship status?
5) does your crush like you back?
I have no frickin' clue
6) what is your current mood?
7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
I forget (and this is the truth)
8) what color shirt are you wearing?
Simple white tanktop
9) Missing something?
10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
Panther...wolf...I dunno...ooh a bird would be cool!
12) ever had a near death experience?
Umm I don't think so...
13) something you do a lot?
I scarf down food! (and I'm skinny as hell! I don't understand it either...)
14) the song stuck in your head?
Don't Stop Believin' by Journey, For The Longest Time (idk who that's by), Best Friend's Brother by Victoria Justice, Part of Your World by the Little Mermaid, and Amazing Grace (yea...my head has like 6,492 things going on at once)
15) who did you copy and paste this from?
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
This chick in my grade and cool Hank Williams, Senior
17) when was the last time you cried?
Earlier, when I was thinking about my writing...brought tears to my eyes, not metioning the fact that I had stubbed my toe right then.
18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yea, in the 6th grade chorus.
9) if you could have one super power what would it be?
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
I've only been there once, and I got a big cookie!
22) what's your biggest secret?
I guess my crush? But a few people know
23) favorite color?
24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Not like Dora and stuff, but Spongebob, Johnny Test, Phineas and Ferb, you know, the more "grown up" cartoons
25) what are you?
Um? Well I'm half Irish, half European Mutt
26) do you speak any other language?
Yo hablo un poco español
27) what's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) what are you thinking about right now?
What should I put here?
31) what should you be doing?
Going the bathroom...speaking of that, be right back.
32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Mom, but it was for roughly 30 seconds
33) do you like working in the yard?
What world do you live on?!
34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Lupin! Or Dumbledore (as Albus's sister - and didn't die)
35) do you act differently around the person you like?
36) what is your natural hair color?
37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Myself because I was thinking about a sad Fanfic and then stubbed my toe at the same time! Oooowies
Promise to Remember
I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter
You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry until the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Six truths in life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it
3. And discover that it's a lie
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
 The answer is LOOK AT 11
 Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
 Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
 First LOOK AT 2
 Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
 I just wanna say hi
 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 Be patient LOOK AT 4
 This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
 I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
 Sorry LOOK AT 8
 Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
 I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
 You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Taht is petrty aosmwe
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
For those of you who may not know, this is the final resting place for six members of the 1970 Thundering Herd. The plane crash that took their lives was so severe, so absolute, that their bodies were unable to be identified. So they were buried here. Together. Six players. Six teammates. Six sons of Marshall. This is our past, gentlemen. This is where we have been. This is how we got here. This is who we are. Today, I want to talk about our opponent this afternoon. They're bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and on paper, they're just better. And they know it, too. But I want to tell you something that they don't know. They don't know your heart. I do. I've seen it. You have shown it to me. You have shown this coaching staff, your teammates. You have shown yourselves just exactly who you are in here. When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line, men. From the souls of your feet, with every ounce of blood you've got in your body, lay it on the line until the final whistle blows. And if you do that... if you do that, we cannot lose. We may be behind on the scoreboard at the end of the game but if you play like that we cannot be defeated. Now we came here today to remember six young men, and sixty-nine others who will not be on the field with you today, but they will be watching. You can bet your ass that they'll be gritting their teeth with every snap of that football. You understand me? How you play today, from this moment on is how you will be remembered. This is your opportunity to rise from these ashes and grab glory. We are..."
"The funerals end today!"
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Share the magic :) Btw, isn't this thing EPIC? I mean my cousin saw it and said she was stealing it! ;) Oh, I didn't make it, sadly.
9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Pyro Band Ninja, umeRi87
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me (you can edit the obsession), so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, Starthevampire, 'biggest-twilight-fan', LuvableLittleMonster, Bookworm14601, Pyro Band Ninja, umeRi87
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted
If you actually take the time to read other peoples' profiles, copy this to yours.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you hate the snotty jerks that write flames copy this to your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile
If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Cinderella walked on broken glass.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Roses are like boys, You have to watch out for the pricks!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile
REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A SAD Story:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than five or six years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just five minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from Target."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said, "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
PLEASE put this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people WON'T copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will re-post this
THE MORSE CODE:
ELECTION - RESULTS:
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, PEOPLE!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
Why do people say ,"you can't have your cake and eat it too" when no one would have a cake if they can't eat it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numerals.
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress means to go forward. What does that make Congress?
Here's how you play.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool…
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile
1. What is your motto?
If She Could See Me Now (Jason Aldean)
2. What do your friends think of you?
Ol' Red (Blake Shelton)
3. What do you think about very often?
God's Will (Martina McBride)
4. What is 22?
She's Not Just A Pretty Face (Shania Twain)
5. What do you think about your best friend?
Big Night (Big Time Rush)
6. What do you think about the person you like?
Soak Up the Sun (Sheryl Crow)
7. What is your life story?
Runnin' Away With My Heart (Lonestar)
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Last Dollar (Fly Away) [by Tim McGraw]
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Learning To Fall (Martina McBride)
10. What do your parents think of you?
Songs About Me (Trace Adkins)
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Jesus, Take the Wheel (Carrie Underwood)
12. What will they play at your funeral?
Wouldn't It Be Nice (The Beach Boys)
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Carolina In My Mind (James Taylor)
14. What is your biggest secret?
Keep You (Sugarland)
15. What do you think of your friends?
Never Wanted Nothing More (Kenny Chesney)
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Sweet Baby James (James Taylor)
17. How will you die?
Captain Jack (Billy Joel)
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Lonely Too Long (Randy Rogers Band)
19. What makes you laugh?
You Can't Always Get What You Want (The Rolling Stones)
20. What makes you cry?
Piano Man (Billy Joel)
21. Will you ever get married?
Tell Her (Lonestar) [well, that's what my boyfriend-to-be-fiance would be like]
22. What scares you the most?
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems (Kenny Chesney)
23. Does anyone like you?
Take It Easy (Eagles)
24. If you could go back in time, what is one thing that you would change?
Pencil Thin Mustache (Jimmy Buffet)
25. What hurts right now?
Under the Boardwalk (The Drifters) [shouldn't these last two be switched...?]
26. What will you post this as?
Sun On The Moon (James Taylor)
Post this on your profile if you ever feel pressured into posting things on your profile...
You know that every night before you go to bed there is a person of the opposite sex thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the month and ask you out. If you don't no one will talk to you or ask you out for the next 5 years...(It works!!!)
50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!
25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class sky-clad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
42) I will not lick Trevor.
43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.
46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.
49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
50) But yes, I will do it all anyway
Copy and paste this to your profile if you:
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
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