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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2858791, Profile Updated: 01-21-19
Author has written 16 stories for Hogan's Heroes.

Just your average everyday accountant secretly writing fanfic for a 50 year old TV show about a WWII prisoner of war camp in their (very limited) spare time.

All I ask is that you don’t ask me to do your taxes.

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As I Shall Laugh by Signy1 reviews
Post-series. Some men are just gluttons for punishment; Newkirk stayed in the service... and in the spy business. He's good at what he does, and he's done a lot of good. But everyone's luck runs out eventually. Dead heroes sometimes rate a statue in the park, but that isn't much consolation for anyone concerned. (Re-titled, formerly If The Sun Don't Come.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,797 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
In the Name of the Father by Abracadebra reviews
A father and a son, wedged between two world wars and their own demons. A series of vignettes from Newkirk's childhood, exploring the formative events in his painful relationship with his father and how he developed his unusual skills. Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Story of 2018 (Gold), Best Long Drama (Gold), Best Canon Character (Gold), Best Original Character (Gold)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 9/13/2017 - P. Newkirk, Alfie B. - Complete
Traduttore, Traditore by Signy1 reviews
When attempting to make a man's acquaintance, heavy cell doors and cement walls are child's play compared to language barriers. But when the men in question are Cpls LeBeau and Newkirk, where *would* they meet but in the cooler? Two prisoners, both emotionally raw, are going to need each other if they're going to have any chance of surviving... whether they like it or not. 2019 PBA
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 128,639 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Complete
Two Minutes of Silence by Abracadebra reviews
One didn't have to fight in the last World War to know the darkness of its long shadow. Set on Armistice Day 1943, and written for the 100th Anniversary of Armistice Day challenge. Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Story Based on a Challenge (Gold), Best Short Drama (Silver)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2018 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Nine Reasons to Live by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
Newkirk claimed to have nine siblings. Like most aspects of his life, it was half truth, half lie. LeBeau has the span of one mission gone terribly wrong, to pry the whole story from his friend. It just might be the only way they'll survive the night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,848 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2016 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Esk Road: The Rest of the Family by dust on the wind reviews
Newkirk once claimed to have nine brothers and sisters. His mates didn't really believe it. But as it happens, it was true. Chapter 21: Charing Cross Road
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - P. Newkirk
Choosing the Road Less Traveled by Keschte reviews
A look at the events that might have inspired Col Hogan to stay in Stalag 13 and set up operations rather than escape and return to flying.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,475 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Red Ember by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny, captured and held at Malfoy Manor, discovers that the plans of the aristocratic family are far more wicked and ambitious than anyone, even Lord Voldemort, ever guessed. Unfortunately for Ginny, she's the pawn in the very center of them—but she's not giving in without a fight. Draco/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,279 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Rehearsal by codenamepapabear reviews
Schultz interrupts Hogan and Newkirk. Just a quick little vignette of an idea that I liked. Yes it's slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
The Battle of Barracks Two by Belphegor reviews
Or how a simple feud between two barrack-mates turned into all-out war. Revenge is a tricky thing. Written for the 2013 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Sidetracked by made.of.bees reviews
While on a Ministry assignment, Harry stumbles across a wasted, homeless, mess of a Malfoy in Muggle London. What to do with a Malfoy who has lost everything? Take care of him, of course! Drarry; Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,525 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wolf Trap english version by Linorea reviews
After a mission, Newkirk brings at Stalag 13 an English captain he seems to know very well. As a new mission order is send by London, the history and tension between the two men could lead to dramatic consequences.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,322 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Double Trouble by ColHogan reviews
An Air Force Colonel is brought into Stalag 13 to be questioned by the Gestapo. When Hogan makes contact with him, the man says his name is Colonel Robert Hogan and he has been sent by the Allies to start an operation and sabotage all German activity.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,748 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
Never Give In by whirlyite reviews
Things don't always work out the way we plan or want them to. Circumstances change our lives in one instant. Just when the end appears to be in sight, life can go completely crazy. And sometimes it results in the best of all possible outcomes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
The Adventure of the Löwenmähner Pension by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
"Murder!," she screamed and fell down unconscious.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,160 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13 by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
Why? Because it made Lebeau happy, the Red Cross sure didn't send it, and what did Klink need with such a nice set of sheets anyways? Where did you think it came from?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
The Night of the General by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
The hunt for an elusive murderer takes Hogan and Newkirk to London. Entry for 96Hubbles' Short-Story Speed-Writing Tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Twilight Camp by Bits And Pieces reviews
Hogan and Newkirk return from a mission, and are surprised to find the camp empty!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The New Guy by HeroesLover77 reviews
A new prisoner arrives in camp. Everyone seems to love him... everyone except Newkirk. Is this new American Prisoner all he seems to be? And will Newkirk lose his credibility trying to prove that something's up?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Pink Ghetto by misanthrope1 reviews
AU! It's February 1943. Great Britain has fallen to Germany due to treachery. All homosexuals live in a ghetto based in London. Conquered countries and German allies all toss their homosexuals there. This is the Pink Ghetto. Slash/homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan
Twisted and Torn by yellowrose reviews
Set near the end of "Sticky Wicket,Newkirk", Newkirk finds himself in serious trouble when he is unable to return to camp which in turn could put the entire operation in jeopardy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Bindings by misanthrope1 reviews
Hogan's men acquired a lot of new skills in Germany. Somethings they kept to themselves...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,859 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Ne Me Quitte Pas by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
It's a Wonderful Life semi-inspired fic. Based on episode 145. LeBeau had been so set on leaving Stalag 13 for good, not even Newkirk could change his mind. But perhaps something else could...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Confidence lost, confidence found by Glossina reviews
Newkirk's injured hands are causing him to spiral down into self pity and insecurity. Can tough love help him pull out of it?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
When the Black Dog Comes Calling by dust on the wind reviews
Sometimes the worst enemy is the one you live with.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/14/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Changing of the Future by Marie1964 reviews
In this sequel to "The Secret Organization of The Angels," Hogan, along with Newkirk's and Carter's help, learns to accept his new life. Unfortunately, new antagonists are waiting for him...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,188 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
There'll Be Bluebirds Over Blackheath by SimoneSez reviews
The liberation is at hand, but not all of Hogan's men are present and accounted for. OC-heavy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Soldier of Fortune by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Written for 2 challenges. Newkirk's sticky fingers lead to a sticky wicket when he unwittingly pilfers from a smuggling ring. Now, the ring plans to initiate the corporal into their fold and force him to steal for them- whether he likes it or not.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Secret Organization of The Angels by Marie1964 reviews
After Hogan receives a radio message meant for Carter's eyes, he begins to learn that two of his men are not what they appear to be.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,319 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Weaving Tangled Webs by misanthrope1 reviews
Secrets have a way of coming out...Warning: Character Death, homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,135 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Winning Friends and Influencing People by viggosloof28 reviews
My version of how the operation at Stalag 13 got started, and how Newkirk might have entered the picture. Cross-posted on LJ under the same title, in response to a challenge to show aspects of Newkirk's "self" - self-doubt, self-belief,etc.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Of Elves and Men and Women by misanthrope1 reviews
An older story that plays in the fantastic realm
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
A Time for Everything by Simone Lyon reviews
A story mainly about Carter and Newkirk's friendship, and my own take on an ending for our Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
In Search of Nimrod by Marleen23 reviews
Carter and LeBeau begin an investigation, hoping to discover Nimrod's identity. This story is a response to a challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,139 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
When I'm Dreaming by misanthrope1 reviews
A Hero comes to realize a few pecularities about himself. Warning! Mature themes, homosexuality AN: This story came about due to a discussion on HH forums. RAF Flight Lieutenant equals Captain in US ranks/ Flying Officer equals Lieutenant
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
What if? by misanthrope1 reviews
A few looks into alternate timelines. Still raw but possibilities.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007
Pandora's Box by misanthrope1 reviews
When one of the Heroes is taken by the Gestapo, what will he endure and how can the others help? Warning, violence, cruelty
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
What You Forget by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Percy talks to George, six months later. [DH spoilers. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
NMS! Not My Sister! by misanthrope1 reviews
Miscommunications and revelations about past and present attitude of our Heroes...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 318 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brother's Keeper by wordybirds reviews
The unexpected arrival of a prisoner at Stalag 13 causes complications and a possible loss for the operation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,218 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Emanations of Hate by 96 Hubbles reviews
Bizarre events raise hard questions for Hogan and his men. July 12th: I'm going away for awhile, so I've posted the final three chapters all at once.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,451 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Everyone looks better when drunk by Pockets reviews
Newkirk wakes up in Hogan's bunk. Heh, I think it was a 16year olds attempt at slash. Instead it is just embarrassing. Read, laugh, feel free to flame. I would.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
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A Blue Cap reviews
A shot rings out in the night, then silence falls again. But has a hero fallen with it?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2019
The Vine and the Mirror reviews
What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2019
Don't Look Back reviews
Lebeau returns to London after many years to find Newkirk much changed.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2018 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Smell of Disaster reviews
The residents of Stalag 13 must act quickly to prevent a possible disaster. But will they get there in time? Written for Short Story Speedwriting Contest 2014.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Complete
Tall Tales reviews
LeBeau has been listening to Newkirk's stories for years, wondering how much was really true. He's about to find out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Steady reviews
Sometimes, comfort is found in the most unlikely places...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
New Year's Eve reviews
No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. For Short Story Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Time May Change Me reviews
Stalag 13 may not be a normal POW camp, but that doesn't mean that it hasn't had an effect on the men who live there. Drabble collection.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012
A Simple Mission reviews
Newkirk and LeBeau are sent out on a routine mission that goes awry with dire consequences for the operation. Rated T for some violence and minor swearing. COMPLETE.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
It's Not Unusual reviews
I bet you never knew that LeBeau's middle name was "Bugaloo Shrimp"!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - L. LeBeau - Complete
Walt Disney Presents: Stalag 13 reviews
What if the characters spontaneously broke out into song, Disney style?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011
Is It Over? reviews
Stalag 13 has been liberated, but it is not the only camp. SongFic. WARNING: Contains graphic references to the Holocaust.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Without a Trace reviews
Sometimes, the deepest marks are the ones that don't leave any trace behind. The Heroes struggle to help Carter overcome painful memories from a Gestapo encounter.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2011 - A. Carter
Palpitations of the Heart reviews
The real reason Newkirk hates dangerous missions. Drabble. WARNING: Contains slash, non-explicit. Rated T for subject only.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Dear Peter reviews
Newkirk receives a less than friendly letter from home.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Frau Newkirk reviews
Newkirk spends a lot of time dressed as a woman, and he complains about it. A lot. But what if he secretly liked it?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete