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Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect, and Bleach.

After my prolonged absence, I'm back!

I haven't written anything substantial in quite some time so please bear with me while I get back into my stride. I apologize to everyone who I might have let down by disappearing and I'm not making any promises that it won't happen again but I'm going to try my hardest to make sure that it doesn't.

-February 21, 2013, 6PM: I'm working on an update for The Girl Who Saw Ghosts right now and it should be done by Saturday. I'm also working on revising the first two chapters to better fit in with the overarching changes to the plot that I foresee in the story's future.

-March 4, 2013, 5AM: Update: Chapter 3 of The Girl who Saw Ghosts is now completed as are the edits to Chapters 1 & 2! Chapter 1 received a much more extensive overhaul than 2 but they both were worked on a little. I may comb through Chapter 3 with a fine toothed comb on my plane ride home later today. We'll see how I feel.


(Most of these pairing are het. If that's not your thing, I respect that. Being het myself, I generally project my own sexual preferences on characters who have not been shown or implied to possess tenancies to the contrary. Also, most of my pairing are boring and stick fairly close to canon. Just because I write a little bit doesn't mean I have any imagination.)

Bleach Pairings: IcihRuki, IchiTatsu, TatsuHime, UlquiHime, ByakuRen, KyakuKaku (Kukaku, not Ikkaku), YumiKaku (Ikkaku, not Kukaku), RetsuRaki (DAMN YOU KUBO!) NelRaki, UryuuNemu, GrimmNemu, ToshiBel (but only once Toshiro is grown up), LisaStarrk, NanaoShunsui, the list actually goes on but I'm done for now.

League of Legends Pairings: ShyvannaXJarvan, FizzXLulu (LoL), CaitlinXJayce, ViXJayce, NautilusXOrianna (SO MUCH CRACKING), FioraXJax, DianaXDarius (kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinky) and ZyraXEveryone

Naruto Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, InoSai, AnkoKakashi

Music I Write To: Lordi, Sixx A.M., So Many Dumb Ways to Die (single), Kamelot, Mercenary, Evanescence (Yeah, I'm a metal head...)

Currently Reading: Krampus, the Yule Lord

Just Finished: Fifty Shades of Grey

List Your Ten Favourite Bleach Character. Note this list is not in order of importance

1. Mashiro Kuna

2. Ichigo Kurosaki

3. Nanao Ise

4. Ulquiorra Cifer

5. Shinji Haruko

6. Jackie Tristan

7. Kisuke Urahara

8. Orihime Inoue

9. Shukuro Tsukishima

10. Rukia Kuchiki

These are for the other looking questions

11. Coyote Starrk

12. Nemu Kurotsuchi

What would you do if…

…1 woke you up in the middle of the night. (Mashiro)

Whatever the hell she wanted. Anything to stop all this goddamn racket!

…2 asked you to go out with him? (Ichigo)

First, I’d be confused as hell. Second, I’d politely decline and point him towards some of my friends who might be more accepting of his advances.

…3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Nanao)

Complete all paperwork so she lets me get back to showering.

…4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Ulquiorra/Tsukishima)

You know, I wouldn’t actually be all that surprised.

…5 cooked you dinner? (Shinji)

Well, the dinner was average but desert… the pineapple upside-down cake is to die for.

…6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Orihime)

I’d let her sleep, of course! I definitely cover her in live crabs at all…

…7 suddenly confessed to being part of your family? (Urahara)

Immediately convert all my money into cash then flee to Alaska.

…8 got into the hospital somehow? (Jackie)

Heh, what’s new?

…9 made fun of your friends? (Tsukishima)

Tsukishima-sama would never make fun of my friends! They’re his friends too after all!

…10 ignored you all the time? (Rukia)

Again, not surprising. Ichigo keeps her awful busy.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Mashiro)

Eat a lot, sleep a lot and annoy the shit out of Kensei. I doubt she’d notice, lol.

You're on vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Ichigo)

Carry me to a hospital and make sure I’m okay, complaining the whole time.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Nanao)

Paperwork. Sexy, sexy paper work

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Ulquiorra)

Wonder why Grimmjow handed him a half-empty book of matches and ran away.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Shinji)

Take pictures and sell them to Lisa afterwards.

You're about to marry 10. What's 6's reaction? (Jackie, Rukia)

Rukia would try to be happy for me but not really understand the attraction.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Urahara)

Discount candy and forbidden kidō secrets. Works every time.

You're angry about it afterwards. How does 8 calm you down? (Orihime)

Invite me over to watch Laugh Hour with her and Tatsuki. I never said it would work.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Tsukishima)

Are you kidding me? Tsukishima-sama is the whole reason I’m in the tournament at all! He was the one who suggested completing in the first place and then we trained together for weeks so I’d have a chance of winning! Tsukishima-sama always supports me in everything

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Rukia)

Huff grumpily and tell me to stop making such a fool of myself.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Mashiro)

Because I’m Kensei Mugurama. Couldn’t you tell?

Number 2 tells you about her/his deeply hidden love for 9. Your reaction? (Ichigo & Tsukishima)

Okay xD We can always share Tsukishima-sama!

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along? (Nanao)

Mom would be confused and daddy-dearest would thank god I was finally bringing a girl home. Asshole.

Number 4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean? (Ulquiorra & Tsukishima)

I already said that I would share!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Jackie and Shinji)

Oh dear… I really hope so. I think I might have to write that one… drool…

6 appears to be a player and breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Shinji)

Sympathize with the bereft, Shinji’s disorientating charms are impossible to resist.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Urahara)

Shit, shit shit, shit… How much is he charging me this time?

Number 9 asks where you've been all his life? (Tsukishima)

Why would Tsukishima-sama ask that? He already knows we’re I’ve been because he’s been beside me the whole time!

You see number 10 in front of a mirror. You say? (Rukia)

“Take off the heels, Rukia… He loves you just the way you are”

Other looking questions.

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Jackie & Coyote Starrk)

I’ve never read ANY fanfic with Jackie in it. Sadly, I think I’m one of the few people who like her.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Ulquiorra)

As a male, Ulquiorra does nothing for me. Fem!Ulquiorra is a TOTALLY different matter. 11/10

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Nemu & Orihime)

Mayuri, you sly dog! I didn’t know you equipped Nemu with one of those!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Tsukishima)

Yes but none of them have really been all that satisfying.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Ichigo & Jackie)

Anyone who wouldn’t be intimidated or awed by Ichigo is a good match for him in my book.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (Shinji/Tsukishima, Shinji/Rukia)

Definitely Shinji/Tsukishima/ Definitely. Not only are they both intelligent, driven and devious bad boys but they’d also look really cute together. Besides, I ain’t breakin’ up IchiRuki, even for Tsukishima-sama,

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Urahara & Ichigo/Nemu)

He would immediately wake up from that ludicrous dream.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Nanao & Rukia)

When Aizen and his Espade assault a Shinigami couples retreat, the casualties are heavy. With several dead and many more missing, it’s up to the only two unharmed survivors of the incident to mount a search for the kidnapped Shinigami. Can the Lieutenants of the 6th and 8th division work together for long enough to save their lovers’ lives?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Mashiro & Orihime)

You mean the two of them enjoy marshmellow fluff together, right? Right?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Urahara & Nenu)

A Second Opinion

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Ulquiorra & Mashiro)

Orihime’s marshmellow party gets predictably out of hand and she calls her boyfriend to help with the clean-up. Unfortunately, things only get wilder when he arrives.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Nanao)

I don’t have any friends… also, I love Nanao/Shunsui. Do I count as my friend?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Starrk)

*Cries in the corner*

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? (Ichigo/Ulquiorra/Shinji)

*The sobbing does not cease*

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Rukia)


16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Orihime)

Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson. My M!Orihime actually sings parts of this song!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Mashiro/Jackie/Nemu)

Warning: GirlxGirlxNemu! Read at your own risk…

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Rukia & Ichigo)

“Baka, I told you it would never be over between us.”

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Starrk, & Ichigo/Orihime)

“Now me ‘n Lilly know all about codependence but those two… Ugh, do we really have ta be talking about this?”

20) How emo is Seven? (Urahara)

“Emo? Please. Kisuke Urahara does not whore out his emotional vulnerability for attention. I keep it buried deep down inside instead. *Insert disarming Kisuke grin here*”

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The Girl who Saw Ghosts reviews
Ichiko Kurosaki has been able to see ghosts shince she was a little girl, but this ability doesn't change her life nearly as much as her close encounter with Rukio Kuchiki, a Shinigami and member of the mysterious Soul Society. Genderbender!AU, Fem!IchiXM!Ruki and other pairings, Rated M for language, violence and implications.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,854 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Genius and his Maker reviews
A lot of people have called Lysander Shepard childish. More people have called him worse things. But one thing's for sure, he takes care of his own. But now that he's destroyed the Collector Station, he embarks on a mission where his own will need to take care of him. Language! Adult Themes! Violence! And best of all, M!ShepXJack
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Jack