Guardian of the Clouds
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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2858923, Profile Updated: 04-16-12

4/whatever today is/12

I have a few half decent stories? o_O (I did nothing but write and draw over spring break, haha, even thought I have two huge projects that are due in about two days =_=) I'll put something up when I come up with something decent.

Realized how awkward it is writing Sasunaru...

So, I finally got around to actually type out some profile stuff- only to realize that if I want to protect my identity, there's nothing I can put on here.

I'm working on a few stories right now, but due to past experience I have decided not to post any of them until I have written one to the end. I'm a terrible updater, so that's the only way you'll get somewhat frequent updates. (I'm just not one of those people that can sit down and be like, "Okay, I'm going to type a new chapter today." I have to write when I feel like it, or else it turns out like crap.)

When life gives you lemons, read 'em with a box of tissues nearby ^.^

Anything else? Oh, about the stories I have- there is this really annoying bird outside my window, and it refuses to shut up. It's been chirping for the last ten minutes... About the stories I have: One of them is about Sasuke actually going back to the village (with Naruto, of course), and the other is a innuendos drabble-type thing that's meant to be mainly humorous. I have a few others, but I pretty much abandoned them. Okay, the bird finally shut up...but now it's pouring rain. As in, bucketfuls of rain. Near the end of June. And I live on the West Coast, in California, where it's not supposed to rain from May to September.

The rain stopped. The bird's chirping again.
Oh my god...
Great, now there's thunder, too.

I just can't stop rambling, can I?

That idiot bird is still chirping. That's twenty minutes straight. No exaggeration.

I just realized that because I talked about the bird here, I can't talk about it anywhere else because somebody might connect the two. Heck, talking about the rain was risky to begin with.

I just realized the the colon and the zero indicating I haven't written any stories yet looks like an emoticon going "Waaah" or something... :0

I had a dream was weird. I was Naruto, and I was walking with Sasuke...through pouring New York. I've never even been to New York...

I'm still reviewing ^.^ I enjoy giving ridiculously long reviews in which I ramble a lot, so if you receive a short review it's probably because I'm using my iPhone and typing on that thing is a hassle XP

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All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 314,433 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Three Deadly Little Words by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Kakashi doesn't remember getting into bed w/ Sasuke and regrets it. But then again... Then Naruto 'comforts' Sasuke and will fight to keep him. Kakashi/Sasuke Sasuke/Naruto Neji/Naruto Yaoi Anal,Fingering,M/M,Oral, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,056 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sounds Like The Beginning by Lunar Orphan reviews
Sasori's new neighbor won't stop making noise and the landlord is blaming Sasori! The redhead gets kicked out of his apartment and foreces Deidara to let him move in with him, as the blonde is the cause of his homelessness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,111 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Favor by Yaoi Addicts Anonymous reviews
What's a boy to do when he promises to bring a hot date home but can't actually deliver? Why, 'nicely' convince his best friend to do him a favor of course! But it's not as easy as they thought it would be to pretend, nor is it all fun and games. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,065 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Photo Shoot by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sometimes the person you fall in love with is the last person you'd expect. Naruto never thought he'd fall for Sasuke; will having to work together change his mind? NaruSasu KyuuItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,223 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Boyfriend is My Boyfriend English Translation by poppy-in-the-meadow reviews
Sasuke's mother wants him to marry Sakura. Sasuke doesn't want to give up his life as a single man. So, he lies and says that Naruto is his o bad he doesn't know that Naruto really is in love with him. Warning: Sexual Themes and Boy Love. UPDATE: This translation is on a permanent hiatus. I'm not in the fandom anymore and wouldn't do this fic justice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Setup! by General16 reviews
A bet, a baited chunin, a horny, conniving jounin... what could possibly go wrong? Well much... but at least it'll be one hell of a week! Kaka/Iru - rated M for explicit content!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Bet by Kaiyousama reviews
What's a guy to do when he's presented with a win-win situation? Take it, of course... nevermind that sometimes what seems to good to be true... well, you know the rest. Yaoi, BDSM, ItaKiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,946 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Itachi U., Kiba I.
Give Me Shelter by Rasengan22 reviews
Sasuke's roommate goes away for the summer, leaving Naruto as a highly recommended temporary replacement.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto's Uke by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Naruto must be one brave idiot, or maybe it was the alcohol, either way Sasuke's about to learn something new and it's called : uke. Now whether he accepts this new position... NaruSasu. AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Space Between Two Worlds by ActuallyNevis reviews
Kakashi overhears some gossip about his favorite chuunin which starts off a chain of events that turns their world upside down. COMPLETE! IrukaxKakashi Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
This Is How We Cope by HellSandwich reviews
The Konoha Twelve never did do with things the conventional way. PWP, Moresome, KonohaTwelve, Orgy, Smut, Lots of Sex, Mature Content, Yaoi, mentions of Het and femSlash, Toys, uke!Naru, uke!Neji, uke!Shino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where There Is Love by StarkBlack reviews
Izumo and Kotetsu have been friends for as long as they can remember. But now Izumo is telling Kotetsu that it has to end. No spoilers. WARNINGS: yaoi, explicit sex, language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carry On Or Give Up by KT-ExReplica reviews
When everything is falling apart, it's natural human instinct to run away. To run away from everything. To run away and meet your end. Sasunaru. Rape- explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blue Skies by Inaho reviews
When Naruto tries to lose himself, it's up to Sasuke to bring him back. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete