Alan Bates
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Joined 10-26-02, id: 285913
Author has written 22 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy: Tactics, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy IX, Chrono Cross, and Final Fantasy X.

Hello. Okay. I mainly right stuff about Final fantasy. (see stories below) and I will glady assist any aspiriring author that needs help.

I'd also like to state that my normal readers may have noticed an abundance of personal attacks listed as reviews for my stories. Regardless of the screen name, all of them are from the exact same person. Someone who kept creating new Pen Names because I kept blocking her old ones. For the time being it would be best to ingore those. Please don't send me anymore e-mails asking about them. I appologize to my readers if those reviews are the slightest bit distracting. Sadly, I cannot remove them myself and have recieved no respose when i sent e-mails to the abuse address the site lists, so they're still there. Bummer, I know.

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Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Not Another Bloody Conspiracy! by Weiila reviews
A storyformat parody of the most widely used clich├ęs of FF8 fanfiction, such as new evil sorceresses, or in this case bishounen sorcerer, Galbadia planning bad stuff, amnesiac characters and Seifer making his grand return. Out of many others...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,385 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Complete
Tifa's Bogus Journey by s'C'urvy 'K'at reviews
Tifa has finally taken all she can stand with all of the fanfic cliches she has to face. Now, in her desire to 'mix it up a bit', she cuts a swath of terror and destruction through all genres, and no overused idea is safe. Up now: The Evil Tifa ARF Clich
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Tifa L.
Rebellion by Diamond of Long Cleeve747 reviews
The Fellowship has started a rebellion. Against what, you might ask? The revolt against the terror all handsome male characters fear the most...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Legolas
Snakes and Lions by Pockymon reviews
So... what happens when Vicious meets Vincent on the street?
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Return of Captain N by Kota Magic reviews
Captain N: The Game Master ---- Years after returning home, Kevin is once again summoned to Videoland to save it from a familiar, but deadlier foe.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002
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Voices reviews
Vincent isn't always alone insie his mind
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Vincent V. - Complete
A Tale that Wasn't Right reviews
When the Tiny Bronco is shot down, things begin to undwind quite differently for AVALANCHE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004
Coming for the Flower girl reviews
Tseng is set to retrieve Aeris.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2005
Anatomy of a Cetra reviews
A look into Professor Hojo's files. Quite different than things you may have seen before.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2004
Church of the Cetra reviews
A young Cetra finds himself face to face with a mythical boogey man and learns more than he ever wanted to know.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/18/2004
How Kefka stold Christmas reviews
Why let the Grinch have all the fun?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/2/2003
A final Fantatasy Xmas reviews
just a quick little parody
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2003
Guile and Deceit reviews
Guile has a story to tell. Won't you join him?
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2003
Visitor in the night reviews
The child of Alexandria has an unexpected visitor one night.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2003
Cloud's Strife reviews
Cloud's thoughts the night before entering the Norther Crater
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2003
Reflections before the End reviews
Gogo reflects on what his life is and isn't
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2003
We are the Turks reviews
The Turks.....in their own words.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2003
When you wish Upon a star reviews
A prelude
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/25/2003
The beginning of the story reviews
A single day in the childhood of Rufus, Sephiroth, and Aeris
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4/4/2003
When it's all over reviews
Every one dies.....eventually
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2003
Ressurection Blues reviews
Yet ANOTHER Aeris comes back to life story, unfortunately for her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2003
Together Again? reviews
Cloud and Aeris in the world of FFtactics. That's all you need to know..
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003
The Ghost in the Church reviews
After her death, Aeris is unable to move on.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2002
Remembering Aeris reviews
The characters' views on the death of Aeris and how it affected them all. From moments before to years after.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2002
For You reviews
An old man tells his tale. Who is he, what is he doing there, and what is his conection to the Sorceress?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/27/2002
When Angels deserve to Die reviews
NOT a song fic. Just a quick little bit about the last few moments of Sephiroth's life and what he thought.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002
One Last Time together reviews
Aeris returns to Cloud but she can't stay.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2002