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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2859179, Profile Updated: 08-23-11
Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Yo. I'm Katt.

I've been around here a lot longer than you think I have. Abandoned my old account because I'm a chicken. Yeah, I'll admit it. I'm really not afraid to admit anything anymore.

I've fallen out of love with certain fandoms that I used to adore, and I don't really read much fanfiction anymore. Of all things, South Park got me back here. Because I think with my dick, and not my brain. And the almighty dick thinks that South Park slash is hot enough to make an account here again.

I'm also seriously into Criminal Minds lately.


Pairings I Like: (Pretty much in order of how much I like them)

South Park: Stan/Kenny(OTP), Craig/Tweek, Gregory/Christophe, Bebe/Wendy, Damien/Pip, Kyle/Butters

Criminal Minds: Morgan/Reid(OTP), Prentiss/Garcia

Pairings I Can't Stand: (No offense to fans of these, of course.)

South Park: Cartman/Anybody but himself, Kenny/Butters, Stan/Kyle, and Stan/Wendy

Criminal Minds: Hotch/Reid, Morgan/Garcia(I see them just as best friends)

I'll update this when I'm in the mood. Or if I decide there's another fandom I actually want to read right now.


FAQ: (Because I am just that cool)

Why don't you allow anonymous reviews? - Because, especially on stories like "Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures," I like to know who my reviewers are and be able to talk to them if necessary.

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Crush by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
New kid, Rydia, is a calm and pleasant girl who gains a crush on a certain hot-headed Jew. The only problem being she knows he will never like her like that. -No longer accepting OC's-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 106,546 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Forever and ever by Sugarbubblegum333 reviews
"Will you be my best friend?" "Forever and ever." Hints of Dip -OC one-shot request from Kattily- FUTURE fic. South Park
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kyle B., Tweek T. - Complete
Bullshit by FHT3rdandCo reviews
Stan is only known for being able to tolerate a certain level of BS, beyond that and it was anyone's guess how he'd react. Oneshot. Stenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
About Last Night by pandabomber reviews
Stan and Kyle black out after chugging a drugged drink at a party. The morning after, they wake up in bed together, clothes shredded. It's up to Kenny to reveal what really happened last night... even if the truth hurts. StanxKylexKenny threesome
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Banana Boogie by RyDeNiSlOvE reviews
Kenny thinks orchestra class is stupid, and the games they play in it are stupider. But after a turn at the game, he starts to change his mind.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
The Ten Commandments for Fanfiction Authors by fireplant reviews
“Look,”said the Lord, “for I have created for you the Con. It is a tool of great power and you shall use it for good to meet up with fellow authors and you shall spread goodness and eat pie . For pie is good. Much love to the pie.” PLSE REVIEW! THKS!
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
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Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures reviews
When East Park High and West Park High close their doors, South Park suddenly finds itself overrun with new students! What are the boys going to do?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
You reviews
Kenny never imagined that it could happen to him until one fat brunette turns his life upside-down. Now Stan is left with the task of bringing his friend back, and maybe realizing something else along the way. Stenny, minor Creek/Tokendy/Clybe. Rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M.
War is Hell reviews
It was really more of a game between them than just sex. Slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete