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Author has written 31 stories for Friends, and Arrested Development.

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Here, I have a C2 community for Friends slash stories, so if I miss your story, please let me know, and I'll add you.


"Joey and Chandler! Joey and Chandler! That's one of the great romances of the show." David Crane, co-creator of Friends.

See that? Romance, not friendship. Granted, this quote came during a Dateline interview that aired after the sucky suckfest that was the series finale, so it's a bit of too little, too late. Too bad this lovely romance got demoted and shoved aside in favor of the monumental suckfest that is Monica/Chandler...

All we Joey/Chandler fans have left are our memories of better times, and our stories. So if you don't like slash, just DON'T READ IT and leave us alone. You've been warned, and it doesn't hurt you in any way if we cling to our what-could-have-beens.

My stories can also be found at AO3.


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5 Times Michael Wished Gob Wasn't His Brother by AmyCoolz reviews
Just what the title says. Contains Bluthcest Michael/Gob , so if that's not your cuppa, don't read, kthxbai.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
Visitation Hours by SylviaW1991 reviews
Michael stays late at work one night and suffers for it -because Michael can't catch a break- and Gob immediately ? has to make sure he's okay! Warning: Bluthcest
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
If You Weren't My Brother by vindictive-much reviews
It was a love confession twenty-four years in the making. It was the last thing Michael ever expected, even after the night before.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Adventures in the World of the Married Man by wildblues reviews
He then remembered the events of the night before; the drinks, the dares, running from an angry convenience store owner with a shotgun, something that might have been a mild concussion, and finally, a marriage. GOB/WIFE OF GOB.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Bracelet Buddies by yoyo-anarchy reviews
A compilation of Joey/Chandler drabbles, generally limited to 100 words. Ratings vary from K to T alternately. Yes, slash. Perhaps some course language, mostly harmless.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2008
Only One by crashIn reviews
Even if Chandler can finally decide who he wants, could it be too late? JoeyChandler, ChandlerMonica pairings. Starts off in The One With All the Kips 505.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Colour of His Sin by vindictive-much reviews
Gob never meant to fall in love with Michael. It just happened. Behind a meaningless rivalry was a love so strong that it could not be denied and had the potential to destroy Gob's life and the relationship he had with Michael.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Capable of Love by vindictive-much reviews
Michael’s alone, bored, and watching a chick flick. Gob comes to keep him company and gets a bit emotional at the end of the movie.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Metaphorically Awkward by spacemonkey69 reviews
Joey's moved back in with Chandler and it's an awkward situation. Set Season Two, Chanoey slash. Please read and review.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
If You Keep Losing Sleep by spacemonkey69 reviews
Joey's coming to visit Chandler. Set after end of series, please read and review!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Untitled by livingdeadgirl reviews
George Michael makes a discovery in the Attic. GobMichael with mentions of George MichaelMaeby.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2007
Overcompensation by dirtyprettything reviews
Chandler overcompensates for people doubting his sexuality “If you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?” [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The One Where Chandler Loses his Mind by dirtyprettything reviews
The One Where Chandler Loses his Mind. Chandler has a few problems sleeping... [JoeyChandler slash] COMPLETE
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Friends:TOW the games console by sn0zb0z reviews
Joey...Chandler...and fish! Oneshot. Please read and review!
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
College Try by KuroNeko reviews
This was a huge mistake on Michael's part.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Someone Like You by Phoebejoeyfan reviews
Phoebe's life takes a turn for the worst while living on the streets. Can anyone save her? all characters included :o) chapt 24 now up plz r&r pc mj rr
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,217 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003
The Inner Workings of a Complicated Closet by aa cohen reviews
The repressed turmoil a character faces. A short story.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2004
The One Where Chandler Finally Experiments by Jana reviews
This is a Joey-Chandler slash piece. In other words, this story involves homosexuality. If such a lifestyle offends you, please do not read this story! -Chandler is sexually harassed at work, by a guy, which brings on an interesting turn of events.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,280 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
The Tribbiani Trifecta by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
Monica and Chandler -- soulmates? Phoebe sure doesn't think so. As their wedding day approaches, Phoebe hatches Her Ultimate Plan... but what is she really up to?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,359 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
The One With The Eighties by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
Janice's questions about the group's origins reveal a surprising history between Phoebe and Chandler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003
The Other Gold by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
Trapped in a loveless marriage, Monica returns to New York to get her old life back. However, she soon finds that the friends - and loves - she left behind have changed in dramatic ways. A companion piece to "Hanging By A Moment".
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003
Hugsy's Story by Brandytook reviews
The life of Hugsy, 'Joeys Bed Time Penguin pal.' Just a little bit of fluf.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2003
Excuses Excuses by Nicole11 reviews
Just random funniness. Lets just say it all ends with Chandler getting a reality check and Phoebe trying to seduse Joey.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
The One With the Star Trekathon by Pjazz reviews
Ross and Chandler watch every episode of Star Trek back to back. Joey has a hot new girlfriend, whose underwear has a strange fascination for Rachel. (Set before Rachel's pregnancy)
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003
The One With Chandler's Date by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
A gauntlet is thrown. A challenge is accepted. And Chandler's wearing a towel. WARNING: Sexual themes, minor slash.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 2/15/2003
The Ghost of Mr Heckles by StarDaze18 reviews
Pretty self-explanatory...Mr. Heckles returns from the beyond. Not scary, but hopefully funny!
Friends - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2003
After the Blackout by samuraiheart reviews
A slash-filled epilogue to the first season episode TOW the Blackout. Chandler comes home and Joey has a question for him. J/C
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2003
Where A Kiss Can Lead by Exintaris reviews
Rachel & Phoebe fall in love, ff sex references. I can always use more reviews.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
True Love by Exintaris reviews
M & R love story, fairly mild references to ff sex. Thanks for new reviews, I can always use more. This sequence is continued in The Pursuit of Janice and The Return of Richard.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
TOW the Pancakes by samuraiheart reviews
Joey/Chandler slash. Rating for some language (not much). A slightly humorous look at Joey's girlfriends from Chandler's POV. Complete.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Complete
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Far From Over reviews
This is an old story originally begun in 2006-2008. Now I'm going to continue it as an alternate universe season four. It features both Michael:GOB incest and underage George Michael:Maeby cousin love, but they're married. I will introduce Tony Wonder for a love triangle or threesome later.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,069 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 6/8/2006
Dirty Little Secret reviews
This is a very late sequel to The Best Man, containing Michael:Gob incest. Sneaking around together, Michael has problems with jealousy, and Gob has problems with commitment. Spoilers for season 4, and will eventually lead to Gob/Tony Wonder.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 158,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Complete
The New Kid reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. An AU fic about the two boys meeting in high school. None of the other main Friends will appear until college. Not dark, but has a couple of sex scenes.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,539 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Chandler B., Joey T. - Complete
Missing Episodes reviews
Michael:GOB slash and more. Begins after episode 215, The Sword of Destiny, and speculates that Michael needed a few weeks to fully recover from his ordeal. Thus, these missing episodes took place but were never aired.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,532 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 12/21/2005
If You're Gone reviews
Unfinished Joey:Chandler slash, after Barbados. After a painful breakup with Rachel, Joey leaves New York and Chandler is devastated.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,543 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Home Wrecker reviews
Unfinished Joey-Chandler slash, during Christmas in season 10. Ross and Rachel are already back together, and Joey tries to be happy for them, but he has a secret.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,267 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Cabin Pressure reviews
Michael:GOB incest. Spoilers for season 3 and especially the last 3 episodes.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Best Man reviews
Michael:GOB incest, after the bachelor party in season 1. This story now has a sequel called Dirty Little Secret.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Sleepover Ficlet reviews
Michael:GOB incest. Spoilers for episode 308, Making a Stand. When Lucille and Buster stay at the model home, Michael sleeps elsewhere.
Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
TOW The Insurance Fraud reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, with limited Monica:Rachel and Ross:Phoebe. Chandler devises a scheme to pay for Joey's hernia operation.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
The One Where Kate Returns reviews
A non slash story, beginning in Barbados. Joey:Kate, Phoebe:David, Bonnie:Gunther, Ross:Rachel, and some friendship moments between Joey and Chandler.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,431 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Joey T. - Complete
Instead of Yemen reviews
Janice returns after divorcing Gary, but Chandler doesn't fake move to Yemen, because he still loves her. This drives Joey crazy, which leads to surprising consequences.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Making Excuses reviews
Another Joey:Chandler story set in the 6th season. After Joey and Janine try to double date with Monica and Chandler, passionate feelings erupt, and a past memory comes back to haunt them.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
It's Never Too Late reviews
Joey-Chandler slash, occurring after the series finale of Friends. In this world, there is no such thing as a Joey spinoff in L.A. Not for Mondler fans. Now rated R.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Too Scared to Go Home reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, for bella1878. Chandler is afraid of his crazy roommate Eddie, and he desperately wants Joey back.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Love and Money reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. For Olivia, who requested a plot from TOW Five Steaks and an Eggplant.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Unexplored Possibilities reviews
JoeyChandler slash. A missing scene from episode 401, TOW The Jellyfish. A standalone chapter left up to the imagination.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Six Moves reviews
A short, sad Joey:Chandler story set during the early part of season 10.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Under The Influence reviews
Joey-Chandler slash. During episode 318, TOW The Hypnosis Tape, Chandler becomes a different person.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
The Love Boat reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. The guys hang out on Joey's sailboat after episode 703.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Concealed Crushes reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, occuring after episode 612, TOW The Joke. Reposted, but not revised. Please see the Note of the first chapter for why.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
More Than Friends reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. A short, simple tale set after episode 214, TOW The Prom Video.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
The Ongoing Affair reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Monica finds out about her husband's bonus nights and Phoebe's secret feelings.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Deep in Denial reviews
Renamed, since the plot is less about sex than about Monica helping to cure Chandler. Contains Joey:Chandler slash.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Happy Together reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Sequel to 'Our First Year.' Also features some Ross:Phoebe, Ross:Rachel, Rachel:Gunther, and Janice:Gunther interaction.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Our First Year reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Sequel to 'Something To Talk About'.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Adultery reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, featuring Monica and Don.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Kiss Me Too reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, set after Joey's birthday party. Formerly called Birthday Kisses, but renamed to avoid confusion with a new story.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Something To Talk About reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Monica finds out the guys' secret and gossips with Rachel.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
TOW All The Lobsters reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. Monica's pregnant and Joey has the blues. Alternate ending added.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Once Upon a Beach House reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, during and after the beach trip. Has a little R:R, and Monica:Phoebe too.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/15/2002 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
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