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Joined 04-19-11, id: 2859395, Profile Updated: 11-09-12
Author has written 5 stories for Halo, and Fable.

Hello, profile stalkers and people who have clicked the wrong link.

My zero key doesn't work. :'(

Name twelve charactars from a random fandom.

1.Master Cheif

2.Jacob Keyes

3.Johnson

4.Cortana

5.Miranda Keyes

6. Noble six [no pun intended]

7.Arbiter

8.Half jaw [Forgot his name]

9. Rtas vadumee [Halo wars arbiter]

Ten. The rookie

11. 343 guilty sparks

12. Jorge

1.Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Noble six and sparky? not yet. Although... *goes off to work on top secet porject*

2. Do you think four is hot? how hot?

This is unfair.

3. What would happen is twelve got eight pregnent?

So...elite males give birth? *Chuckles evilly and goes off to another top secret project*

4. Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

No. Then again, i only read humor's, so...

5. Would two and six make a good couple

Are you talking about Kat and Noble six, or Jacob keyes and six? either way, NO!!!

6. Five/nine or Five/ten?

Five/ten, because Rtas hates humans, and is an elite

8. Make a summary of a three/ten fanfic

What happened to seven? anyway, The rookie finds himself in a realm much like ODST's firefight, and a player is teaching him the basics. Will the rookie get home? why does the player look like johnson? will i ever write this story? i doubt it.

9.Is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?

Master cheif and half jaw? seriously, this is the second time you've called Half jaw gay.

ten. Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort fanfic?

Two worlds.

11. Does anyone on your friend list read three?

What is a friend?

12.Does anyone on your friend list write or draw eleven?

If you say that gibberish word again, i'll scream

13. Does anyone on your friend list write two/four/five?

scream*

14. what might ten scream at moments of great fear?

Rookie doesn't make noises, dumba$$

15. If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Whats a songfic?

16.If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: so much awesome your eyes will explode

17. what would be a good pickup line for ten to use on two?

okay, do i have to repeat myself? ROOKIE! DOESN'T! TALK!!!

18. what would you feel if seven and eight were in a fight?

What do you have against half-jaw?

19. what would you do if you found out 5 is a relative of yours?

Miranda? i don't ca- wait... THAT MEANS JACOB KEYES IS A RELAIVE OF MINE! PARTY IN THE DUNGEON!!!

twenty. write a short summary on a one/two fic.

Master cheif's failed attempt to save the first keyes

21. lets say two, eight and eleven are stuck in aburning barn. you can only save one. who would it be?

JACOB KEYES IS IN DANGER!!!

22. who would you kill, one or ten.

on the basis of i like my heart beating, ten.

23. If you died and could choose to bring three or five with you to the afterlife, who would you choose?

Johnson, cause miranda's a b*

24. would you ever go on a date with twelve?

I'm. Not. Gay.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a myspace or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 259,961 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Wardens by Thaeonblade reviews
Suspend belief and imagine if Duncan had somehow defied the laws of time and physics to recruit all potential candidates from their origins in time for Ostagar? The Result: Chaos on the history of Ferelden and Thedas. Current Location: Team 1 en-route to Soldier's Peak and Team 2 on the road to Honnleath. 70 to 80% faithful to source material.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,009 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/28/2011 - [Cousland, Tabris] Amell, Aeducan
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Katniss Reads Fanfiction by Gizzygirl reviews
Katniss and Peeta read Fanfiction, and Gale finds a new obsession. Characters are OOC, some a lot some a little. If you have an idea for the story, tell me!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fate:Stay Away by The Infamous Man reviews
Ten years after the chaotic events of the Fourth Holy Grail War, the Fifth begins. This time eight Masters come together to fight for the Holy Grail. However, due to the meddling of a bored evil spirit, seven Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting. Sequel to Fate:Zero Sense!
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,122 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
Random Blurbs! by bltbackwards reviews
Random, funny blurbs. What more can I say? The exclamation mark is even calling out to you!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eragon S., Arya, Saphira, Murtagh - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
Teatime with Tea by Immatrael reviews
Toted as "The Super Mega Best Bestest Recap of Anything Ever", Teana Lanster and Alicia Testarossa recount the thrilling events of Game Theory. And along the way, have a few slight disagreements. Featuring guest appearances by Vesta Takamachi and Sir Wilhemston the Belkan knight.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Teana L. - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 3 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Now bonded in an indefinite truce, the Green and Yellow armies send a joint team into the alternate universe to find and stop the leader of the Red Army before they activate a terrible weapon that could wreck havoc on all of existence. (NEW CONTENT for chapters 38, 41, and 42)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Finnick Odair's Many Stalkers by Rose Hunter reviews
Poor pretty boy Finnick Odair is too gorgeous for his own good. (abandoned)
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,013 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Finnick O.
Memories of You by ReachingOutFES reviews
"For every side shown, there is a side hidden, secret, rejected from reality. But what happens when this part becomes tangible? Even more so, what happens when this half...loves?" 1st Person point of view. Read and Review (Co written with Gin Nanashi).
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Minato A., Female Protagonist - Complete
Game Theory by Immatrael reviews
Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 265,002 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
An Apostate? Me? by Sarah1281 reviews
Emma Hawke has never been the most subtle or sane of apostates, much to the annoyance of the brother that can only watch in amazement and horror as she stumbles her way from refugee to noble to champion in a city as bizarre as she. Eventual AndersXHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,221 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (F), Carver H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Hunger Games by SingingGal reviews
Mary Sue volunteered for the Hunger Games, but is she really the picture-perfect tribute she thinks she is when she ends up on her own in the Arena? And what will happen when everything she knows is shattered?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012
This is War by xXThisIsWarXx reviews
24 tributes go in every year, each one with their own untold story. Discover the secrets hidden deep within every tribute's head in this 24/24 collaboration of the 34th annual Hunger Games, where you can see everyone's side of the story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Other tributes
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Parody of Eragon: The movie by BohemianTypewriter reviews
A parody of the movie of Eragon, because let's face it, it sucked. Based on iheartmwpp's parodies. It's in script form and rated T for abuse of the english language excessive amount of swearing .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Eragon S.
Master Chief Letters From Stasis by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
Was originally just a resignation letter, but after I wrote it I realised he had a few more in him. So here it is, ranty Spartan letters to everyone from Cortana to Injury Lawyers for You. Please RNR
Halo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Wings, Amnesia, and All That Other Fun Stuff by Demijewel reviews
It's humor with a plot! Sorta. Oh, and there's a few gazillion original characters added in on the side.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 58,250 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011
All From A Hospital Bed by NamesAreHardToComeUpWith reviews
During the events of the Holy Grail War, Shirou takes momentary pauses to visit Ayako Mitsuzuri post-bloodfort. Yet every time he visits, he has changed more and more...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Inheritance Cycle Gets Random Slogans! by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if you inflicted a slogan generator on Christopher Paolini's characters? Well, now you know! Chapter four is here: Inheritance rules!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 2 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Continuing on from where MWS1 left off, the Greens explore the new universe in which they find themselves while the Yellows deal with the very real possibility of a Red Army attack on the Halothrii Wilderness.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Lunatique by Moczo reviews
Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Psychoanalysis in Alagaesia by Witchy Pixie reviews
I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: A Novelization by Gamerfan411 reviews
Alex is originally a human being. The story of his adventure as an electric mouse. A retelling of the game's events with some of my own twists. The last chapters are pretty dark in nature and there's plenty of violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,255 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Pikachu, Eevee/Eievui - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 1 by Sinister Vortex reviews
The Halothrii Wilderness, a land of extensive resources, is being fought over by three different armies. Yet despite the chaos, nothing is what it seems, for dark forces are swiftly bringing their own plans to fruition...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Halo: Alternative Continuum by NoNameForOldFish reviews
Halo retold, with a few changes. For one, you've got two Spartan super-soldiers aboard the Pillar of Autumn!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Final Hunger Games: Capitol Style by embracethechaos reviews
MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS! "There will be a final symbolic Hunger Games, with one twist: the tributes reaped shall be the Capitol children directly related to those who held the most power before the rebellion."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Other tributes
Men of War by EZB reviews
Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,181 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Marcus F. - Complete
Why humanity won the war by Ranger24 reviews
Based off of Lord Mandolores why the Covenant lost the war. This is an indepth study of why the UNSC won the Human Covenant war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
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Suehunter: Early Days reviews
The work of a Suehunter is very dangerous. Sue's have been popping up across the fandom in increased amounts every day. The Director thinks this is just a bloom. I disagree. This is war. These are the Early Days.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012
Achievement unlocked reviews
The events of Halo reach turned into a comedy. Involves Six yelling about achevement and, later, skulls.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
How to torture spartans reviews
Ever wanted to torture those annoying supersoilders? That's where i come in. i'll torture a certain spartan and give hints on how to do it yourself.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Banshee's Rose reviews
While Sparrow fights a banshee, it tell's him everything he doesn't want to hear. rated T because of violence. One-shot.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake, Rose
Stranded reviews
Cortana is doing her checks when she finds something surprising. My first fanfiction.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Cortana, Serina