Ragamuffin Girl
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Joined 12-04-00, id: 28600
Author has written 26 stories for Banjo-Kazooie, Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Neopets, Jhonen Vasquez, Roman Dirge, Pokémon, and Eternal Darkness.
Hmmmm...anyone notice the similarity between Jack Skellington and IT?
~*~*~*~*~Updated last on 12/1/03~*~*~*~*~*~
It's been a while, I know. Don't bother reading the out-dated profile below, or any of my old sucky fics. They were good back in the day, but now it's all poop. And my Hitchhiker's Guide Hyrule is up to anyone who wants to finsh it, just please give me any due credit. I just don't have the time. The rest of my unfinshed stuff shall remain as such, I guess. I'll give a real update when I'm not two weeks behind in school work. THE DARKNESS COMES! Guess what people? I'm actually going to start updating this!!! WHEEEEEE!! And I deleted some of my old work. I'm re-doing this whole thang! Okay, I'll start off with my bio. I was born 7/18/89 so do the math! :P I'm a crazed fangirl of Jhonen Vasquez and Roman Dirge. I'm in the 7th grade in some middle skool in Californa. Yup. Oh yes...I have peeps livin' in mah head. My alter-ego, Riz. Riz the homicidal Irken is more like it. Read "Character Bios". My best friends also have peeps in their heads. Stacey has Riz's robot, C.I.R. Crappy Info. Retarded/Retreval is my guess. CIR often visits my head though so it's like she lives there too. My other friend, Adam, has an Irken Zam in his head along with the robot M.I.R. No clue what that stands for. See "Character Bios" once again.
I am a outcast of soiciety and I really, really, REALLY do NOT like humanity. Due to their self-centeredness and all around stupidity, they've doomed the planet. I'm an artist and am even paid to draw stuff for my classmates. Yup. I have my own comic strip going too, I've made enough to do a comic book. They're very popular at skool w/ my friends so I'll give publishing a try.
During elementry skool, I was an outcast. Not into what everyone else my age liked. Crushes, fanshion, shopping, looking good, caring more about social life then skool work, getting busted all the time, polluting, socializing...I knew that i was different(good4me). But only until the end of 6th grade when I discovered Invader Zim. Meaning Jhonen Vasquez. MY LIFE WAS SAVEDED!!People are jealous of me and four guys like mah. It's acturally pretty nice. XD
I am an insane lil freak who is currently obsessed with LENORE COMIX!! RAGAMUFFIN, YEAH!!! XD Ummm...*ahem*...yeah. ^_^() I love JtHM too. LOTS. AND I FEEL SICK, GO SPOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKYYYYYY!!!!! SQUEEKY!!! XP Squee is sooooo cute. Poor lil' guy. Hehe, so funny.
To tell you the truth, I've never really READ an actural full issue of any of those. However the internet has supplied me with a TON of information. I know enough to write a decent fanfic, at least. I'm ordering the Squee collection from mah crappy Boarders store and my dad is gettin' me a Lenore collection. Yep. I've seen all the web-sodes. HAMSTER EXPLODY!
Anywho, I think it's important to tell you all my history of pen names. I will change them often. I was first Epona the Lost Sage of Life. Then Invader Riz. Soon it was Invader Riz and CIR. Then RizCirZamMir. Now it's Ragamuffin Girl! Yayers!
*sings*
Yo listen up
Here's a story about a teen girl who lives in a squeak world
And all day and all night and everything she hears is just squeak like her
Inside and outside
Squeak in house with the squeakin' through the window and a squeaking toy
'Cause everything is squeak for her and herself and everybody around
Cause she ain't got nobody to listen...
Talk to Spooky, *squeak noises*
I have a little toy, it's name is Spooky!
Squeak is the only word that he can say
Squeak to the streets and to Devi...*stops singing*
^_^;;;
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Moogles Gone Wild! JK! Aeris' Birthday, Gone Wild! by thehotmageaeris reviews
COMPLETE! Aeris turns 23! First she's stuck with Sephiroth, then she ends up with unexpected guests and decides to throw a birthday bash, and all hell breaks lose when her bday wish comes true.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,907 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Link and Navi's Excellent Adventure by Master Zora reviews
Now co-authored by Apple Kid! Navi dies at the end of every chapter, starting in Chapter 2. Read, reviewed, and loved by 2 famous authors: Dekustar_the_Mad_Author and Silver_Star. By the way, I don't own Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,075 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002
My First Love Song by Zarla reviews
To Stephen Lynch's A Month Dead comes the story of Kareem, from Eternal Darkness, and his uNdYiNg lOvE for what'sherface! And I do mean UNDYING! OMG!
Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2003
A Nutty Little Song Parody by Ztarlight by Ztarlight reviews
I take your favorite songs, and I Zimmify them. What more to summarize?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2002 - Published: 11/23/2001
battle hymn of the mechwarriorsa songfic by Flameseeker reviews
this is a song i sing that helps me mow down enemy mechs in mechwarrior hope you like it
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati by Demolition Cat reviews
BWAHAHA! Multi-part insanity from the DemoKitty. Based on da lovely song by Dr. Demento. Rated PG for sum language... yesh.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002
I'm a SIR unit by cgaussie reviews
My take on the song 'I'm a Believer', giving it a GIR touch. VERY bad.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2002
CRAZY! by Team DirgeVasquez reviews
Um.... Are u brave enough to read this nonsense?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002
Parents by Chaotica reviews
A car crash leaves little Todd Casil in the care of a paranoid woman and a homicidal maniac.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2002 - Published: 1/3/2002
Tea Party of Doom by Chaotica reviews
Squee meets Lenore (Oooo, scary!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/19/2001
And Then There Was Squee by Chaotica reviews
Squee is older and his trauma ridden life leads him down a familiar road.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2001
Love and Hate, Magic and Revenge by Kuzuye reviews
This is the sequel to Bree Free. When? Just before the game BanjoKazooie. What? Tooty starts a trend, a shaman makes his debut and a particular witch is introduced who seems vaguely familiar...
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,875 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/16/2000 - Complete
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Read This by Kuzuye reviews
A bear named Kimberly Shanice Real is found near Banjo's home in the dead winter. Kazooie doesn't take too kindly to her, but is it jealousy? Or is something wrong with Kimberly? Sometimes, things are NEVER always what they seem. Warnings? See title.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2001 - Complete
Bree Free by Kuzuye reviews
This takes place long before BanjoKazooie. A rich psycho tries to force Kazooie to marry his spoilt son, and Banjo meets her at a competition. This is my first fanfic, so please.... tell me where I went wrong.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2000 - Complete
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The Inheritance reviews
This is a complete butchering of Max's chapter. It had to be done for skool, and so it's written all bad-like and just plain isn't good. More like a "based on" fic. It was written late at night wo coffee. I just wanted to add onto this section.
Eternal Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Complete
The Hitchhikers Guide to Hyrule reviews
I used to write really crappy fics for this section way back when, and now I'm back, and hopefully less crappy. Please R&R. I'd also like to note that only this prologe will be written like....how I wrote it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003
Vengence reviews
Not even groundedifiedness can stop me!*~~~~CHPT 7!~~~~~*This be my infamous "Enya Fic" which has no set plans for it. It involves mainly fancharacters, but the story is worthwhile and must be done with fancharacters..
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10/7/2002 - Published: 12/9/2001
Doom The Nick, Doom The Nick! reviews
R for language. Me and my creations go andround up authors and Jhonen-creations, and yes it's old but I'm determinded to finsh this: Chapter five up: Sry for the wait ppl. WE GET CAPTURED!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2002 - Published: 5/8/2002
A Lost Ragamuffin reviews
Ragamuffin, after an attempt to fly (dun ask, READ) has fallen into JhonenLand! How will ANYONE survive?! Rating 4 language. CHPT 12 UP: Yes, at last! ^^ A certain kitty makes her appearance again and times get more threatening for our duo o doom!
Roman Dirge - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2002 - Published: 2/4/2002
RolePlay That's Really Long And Dramatic and Crazy
Okay, me and three others have had a RP going on for a while and i've been recording it. It gets quite melodramatic then it goes dramatic/angst then it's all funny then spooky. It's a nice little story, I recommend it. PG13 because of graphic voilence and
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,489 - Published: 5/14/2002
Vampire reviews
I gotta think of better titles. -_-;;; Actually, this fic has nothing to do with Ragamuffin, contary to poular belief supported by my pen name ^^ This is about Squeak, my vampire kitty, with a twist at the end. Songfic: Nightmare Before Christmas song.
Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2002
The Thing What Randomly Written reviews
Me and Tallest cohort wrote this off the top of our heads, both doing a paragraph at a time, continuing off of each other's story. Good reviews means we'll continue! Insanity should be a genre, no? OOC too.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2002
A New Trainer reviews
Hannah, the younger sister of the greatest Pokemon master ever, Kate, is about to start her own adventure. With some very oringal and unexpected twists.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2002
Idiots and an Invader reviews
Okie, I wrote the first chapter by myself. The rest was written by a friend. CHAPTER 4 IS UP AT LAST!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2002 - Published: 10/10/2001
A Poem About Kitties reviews
A dirge for kitties, as Lenore enters the kitty store. Give me a break, I'm not a poet -_-
Roman Dirge - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2002
A Parody To Up Spirits reviews
The IZ cast have taken Jimmy Eat World's song "The Middle" and made it an encouraging message to us all that sums up what we told ourselves before. (I should stop with the going back to the cancel subject, shouldn't I? I've been in shock and only now has
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/3/2002
Tried So Hard reviews
Altered versions of Linkin Park's 'In The End' to fit feelings of Jhonen and his fans after IZ was canceled. First one sucks.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 3/14/2002
Invader Zim Role Playing reviews
It's only romantic because of an evil magical game in the second rp. Heh heh, it's really good and funny. RP 2 courtesy of the AIM role players.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2002 - Published: 7/12/2001
They Were The Martians, The Butt-Stupid Martians reviews
A parody of the theme to--oh make a wild guess.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/16/2002
I'm a Fangirl" reviews
Parody of the Smash Mouth song. My first ever parody, Mmmyep. It sucks and it's not really THAT humorous.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2002
Kazooie Goes Gerudo! reviews
Yes, it is up. Sorry for the really bad work on the first chpt. The ones after it are way better. Be warned, it has a sad and surpising ending. Rated PG for words like 'butt' and intensity or violance that come later. Hey, I'm a tough rater.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2002 - Published: 2/14/2001
A Zafara Tael reviews
A story about faeries, a faerie-blooded zafara, and little tid-bits about the species. The story is told by My wonderful zafara, Tael_
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/9/2002
Oregon Trail reviews
Meant to be funny but turned out into a little bit of angst with a good amount of drama. I played an old version of Oregon Trail and it kept a automatic journal which I added on to. Angtsy and drama-filled humor. CHAPTER 3 IS UP! Dib is in it by request.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2001 - Published: 11/10/2001
Gir Captures Nny reviews
You are the star of this odd little thing! Poor Johnny
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2001
Soflow's Eyrie Day reviews
My Eyrie Soflow wrote about how his Eyrie Day went. It's short and cute, just a nice quick read ^-^
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/11/2001
Enya Sonfics/Teaser reviews
Someone was going to do it sooner or later. Anywho, this is actually a teaser to an upcoming ficcy so I'm unsure about the genre. Play the right Enya music while plotting this out in your head. Even if you don't know Enya, you should still read it for the
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10/8/2001
NeoPets.Com RPs reviews
TWO UP!I'm recording all my RP(role play)s I do at NeoPets.com and turning them into a fic! No genre cuz it changes for each RP. Rating only because this is unpredictible stuff I'm dealing with. But that's what makes it fun! ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2001 - Published: 10/1/2001
Tiny Thing reviews
Well, you guys asked for it. So I had better see reviews from all of you! I will hunt you down if you don't review! Hey, I'm in this too so it's going to be even better then with just Zim!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9/2/2001
Zim vs. DisneyLand! reviews
Zim goes to the Magical Land!! Won't GIR be happy? More parts to come.....beware!!! THING ABOUT MORE CHAPTERS IS UP!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2001 - Published: 6/27/2001
Valentine's Day reviews
I hope this hasn't been done yet. My 'Kazooie Goes Gerudo' fic was deleted and to cool my anger, I wrote this. I'll start re-typing it now while you read AND REVIEW.
Banjo-Kazooie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2001