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Joined 04-20-11, id: 2860100, Profile Updated: 07-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Baldur's Gate.

Hi!

I write fanfiction, but mostly on paper. But I can tell people the plot so that you guys can use it and publish it on here, making it even better! o_X


The story 'things i must not do in the akatsuki' isn't mine. I did not write them. It is merely a collection of things that I have found online.


Plots for fanfiction!

Naruto: Shukaku mentally breaks a six year old Fem!Gaara completely, turning her into an unstable killing machine with three emotions: Irritation, anger, and bloodlust. The Akatsuki decide that they want all three Sandsibs, and Suna is happy to give them away and get on the better side of Akatsuki. In my little story, Shukaku has six tails, and whatever the Rokubi was has one. POV changes, but it's usually Fem!Gaara or Temari POV.

BGII - Throne of Bhaal: Amelysan isn't as evil as it seems. Her real plan is to become murder god and then use the evil powers to do good - she really was Mellissan all along.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi

2. Hinata

3. Kiba

4. Kakashi

5. Gamakichi

6. Shizune

7. Kisame

8. Tobi

9. Gaara

10. Akamaru

11. Anko

12. Deidara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Shizune/Anko. Nope.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Kakashi. He's cute ^.^ but not hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Deidara got Tobi pregnant? umm...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Gaara. They're almost all Gaara-finds-love fics.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hinata and Shizune? They actually might...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Gamakichi/Gaara or Gamakichi/Akamaru. DO NOT WANT.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Kisame walked in on Hinata and Deidara having sex? He would close the door rapidly and tease Deidara for EVER about it the next day.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Kiba/Akamaru? Why Did I Write This?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Itachi and Tobi? I don't think so.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kisame/Deidara. The Akatsuki Chronicles.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Kakashi,Itachi After a long day at the ANBU HQ, they decide to go out for a drink.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Kiba. Don't know.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Anko? Don't know.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Kiba/Naruto? XD lolno.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? WOOF!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Twelve, what song would you choose? Demolition Man by Sting
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Itachi/Shizune/Deidara...lemon?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? *starts humping her leg*
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? “Why?!” (Anko describes Hinata/Tobi)
20) How emo is Seven? Not much ] (Deidara)

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. [Wrong. The first name that came into my mind was that of my little brother.]

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. [True]

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. [Nope, too lazy for social life!]

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected. [Challenge Accepted.]

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. [Duh. This applies to EVERYONE, EVER.]

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. [Anko (from Naruto.) Yeah. Kurenai is my alter-ego! ^.^]

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. [128. 'Nuff said.]

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.
[True.]

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
[Wrong, right.]
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! [I wish I would become a better coloratura and widen my range. Possible.]


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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't..

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.


1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name is my Gran's name.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? At Naruto, when Itachi died and the truth about the Uchiha Massacre was revealed.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yup.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm a vegetarian.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I'm too young, but I want to have a boy, a girl, and twin girls.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don’t think so! I'm too pedantic!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Weetabix with honey, I get through six or seven a day o_X!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Nope, I'm lazy.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically and mentally, yes.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Caramel!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?Hair, how fat or thin they are, any weird or unusual facial features.

15. RED OR PINK? Red.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Question number 16.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Don't mind.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? A skirt and no shoes. If you mean my underwear, then that's pink.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Donut

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing :(

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Indigo

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? After it rains o_X!

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum's friend.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found it.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Jousting!

28. EYE COLOR? Green or blue, depends on my mood... freaky!

29. Do you wear contacts? No.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Tablet! o_X!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? SCARY movies!

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? HP 7 pt.1

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU wearing? White, its my school shirt.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Donuts.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hn.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Yes? What is it?

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None, but I'm using HP 5 for a crossover fanfic so that, i guess.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I wonder...lego?

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Nothing

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rain

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? BEATLES!

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Finland.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wales

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Nobodies.

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 17.51


The iPod shuffle quiz

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod or BearShare) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Andante, Andante -ABBA

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Try Your Best -Kaiser Chiefs

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Saturday Night -Kaiser Chiefs

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

You Take My Breath Away -Queen

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Beginning Of The End -Status Quo

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Something That You Said -Bangles

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Rock & Roll Band -ABBA

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Twenty Wild Horses -Status Quo

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Cassandra -ABBA

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A Human Body -Queen

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Alice -Avril Lavigne

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Doing All Right -Queen

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Riddles -Joan Jett & The Blackhearts [True!]

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Green Tambourine -Status Quo

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Bad Reputation -Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Thank You For The Music -ABBA

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Life On Mars -Eurythmics

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

A Hard Day's Night -The Beatles

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Hazy Shade Of Winter -Bangles

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Molly's Lips -Nirvana

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

The Piper -ABBA

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Grenade -Bruno Mars

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Winter Wonderland -Eurythmics

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Heart-Shaped Box -Nirvana

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Tiger -ABBA

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Everything Is Average Nowadays -Kaiser Chiefs

27: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?!

Push -Avril Lavrigne

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Travels of the Mangekyo I: Harry Potter by kopakanuvafan20 reviews
After the disater at the Department of Mysteries, Harry wakes up one morning finding out he has a demon sealed up inside of him and his real name is Itachi Uchiha.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,325 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/21/2007 - [Ginny W., Itachi U., Gabrielle D., Parvati P.] - Complete
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Beating The Odds by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has the power of Kyuubi No Kitsune, but what if at age 5 he was givan a greater power? Power Naruto, Naru/Hina, harem. Alternate Timeline and characters. Rated M for language, violence and straight/lez lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,104 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Hidan, or, the man of your dreams by Akatsuki-Lover007 reviews
Kaori, the Akatsuki's surgeon, and dream nymphomaniac, has as interest a certain foul-mouthed Jashinist. Problem is, she never tells him. So when he enters the infirmary, sickened, Kaori's too evil to keep herself from traumatizing the poor man. HidanxOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
It's funny when by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Sakura's parents are embarrassing CHP 73
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 73 - Words: 30,244 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Opposites Attract by ubergrl reviews
Rainbow Dash Confesses her feeling to Fluttershy, But does Fluttershy feel the same way?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Naruto: Man at Arms by D N Walker reviews
'Be a Man in the City Watch! The City Watch needs MEN' But what it got was a Dwarf, a Troll, A Women Most of the time and a misplaced blonde Ninja. Ankh-Morpork will never be the same again.
Crossover - Discworld & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Angua, Naruto U.
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Akatsuki Fangirl Guide by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
This is guide designed to inform fangirls and boys about the Akatsuki in a semi-sane way. It also prevents one of my friends from strangling me. Christmas Edition!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Akatsuki
A Jashinist Wizard by black mage wannabe reviews
Harry discovers a new religion and becomes a fervent follower of it. By doing so, he turns the plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort upside down and changes the wizarding world! But not necessarily for the better...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Jashin
What If by Andre787 reviews
A Collection of Events which are most likely to happen should it happen. The ideas are made by the audience and I make the story, post your requests via review. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011
Beauty Contest by Lilac Hues reviews
The jeering and mocking young Anko received from other kids goes overboard. Uncreative and boring as their chants of 'Tomboy' are, there was only so much name-calling a girl can handle. To prove them wrong, Anko wants to enter a contest. But to do that, she will need her sensei's help. LONG HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M.
Of Two Minds by C. Theron Vulpin reviews
When a mind-swap spell goes south, Twilight and Trixie find themselves sharing the latter's body. Will hilarity or drama ensue? Well, let's find out.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie - Complete
Akatsuki Saturday Nights by xXKiba'sxDreamerxGirlXx reviews
Yeah... even serial killers can have waaay too much freetime. And I gotta say... Deidara is OOC! Warning, shortness! NOW A SERIES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cramps by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Team 7 are waiting for Kakashi at the Bridge. Naruto's a complete idiot. Sakura's in major girl pain. And Sasuke's... Sasuke. :DD Humor. Slight Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Luna, Eclipsed by bluecatcinema reviews
The Nightmare begins again...
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Kentucky Fried Pony by Jeuxdevie reviews
Applejack invited her friends over for a feast at her house. Her grandmother cooked something really special. Little did they know, it was a meal to die for. Not for children!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Applejack, Granny Smith - Complete
The Unicorn Caper by Tortured Artist reviews
An unseen thief had snuck into Ponyville, stealing the horns off of all the unicorns and disabling their powers. As an ideal target, Twilight must capture the thief before she becomes a victim herself.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike - Complete
Any Means Necessary by Lisse reviews
In which it is seventh year, the Death Eaters run Hogwarts, and even Slytherins have their limits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Tracey D., Daphne G. - Complete
Do You Really Want to Know? by Friendly Uncle reviews
Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Friendship With Benefits is Magic by Tumbleweed reviews
A follow up to 'What do You do With a Drunken Unicorn' Princess Celestia gets 'that' letter. Luna provides commentary.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
The War of the Skies by Captain Cutlass
Did you ever wish that you could have seen what actually happened on that fateful day 1,000 years ago when Luna got banished to the moon. Well, here comes a story that tells you what really happened that day like you've never heard before!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,619 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Cupcake Surprise by dingodangodongodoo reviews
Rainbow Dash eats a cupcake, Pinkie Pie ties her up but nothing horrible happens. Based on the story called 'Cupcakes'
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
May I Take Your Order? by obsidianLight16 reviews
Trying to order a pizza in a taxi crowded with ten people was a bad idea to start with. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki's Cherry Blossom Christmas by chibi-akasaku-lover reviews
The akatsuki on christmas. my first fanfic and im not good at summaries READ AND REVIEW. rated T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Kitty Cat by anacoana reviews
Sasori knew it was going to be a long evening when he entered the base to see Deidara crawling in circles singing the words "Kitty cat" over and over. Light fluff at the end.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Jiraiya goes to Heaven by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
Jiraiya goes to heaven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Jiraiya - Complete
ABC's by SoulLidify reviews
No, Sasuke, 'hn' is not a word, and no one cares if nothing else can describe the supposedly deep and angsty depths of your soul.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
End to the Argument by confused-by-life reviews
Deidera and Sasori are arguing again. Pein decides to put it to a stop.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall? by The Man in the White Coat reviews
Join me as I attempt to write the greatest Naruto fan ficiton ever! Of course, it would be easier if the protagonist did not know he was in a fan fiction and refused to cooperate
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Strange Occurence by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, "Since you two are gay—" "WE ARE NOT!" "—Hinata-chan and I have decided to wing it!" "Huh?" "We're dating now." "WHAT?" Why in the world was this happening? The sky wasn't falling, so why?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry's Bad Experience by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Have you ever had an experience while doing something that was so horrible and/or traumatizing that you could never do that thing again? Harry has one of those experiences... One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh Unholy Night by redsky100 reviews
The title says it all; it's an Akatsuki Crack-fic Christmas two-shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Can't Keep A Good Wizard Down by Blueninja33 reviews
Everyone attends the funeral of Harry Dresden, a man who died doing the right thing. My version of how I'd like the next book to end. Written before Ghost Story releases.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy - Complete
The Akatsuki's Birthday by MidnightMusic96
Itachi wants to celebrate their birthdays, so he comes up with a plan. Why don't they all celebrate their birthdays on the same day so no one will miss it. Will Pein agree to it? And if he did what will everyone get eachother?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Legend Of Naruto Uzumaki by MicHa3l.Ang3Lo reviews
Naruto meets Kyuubi before he graduates and make him a good enough nija to be on par with Sasuke, gaining him the interest of a particular Tokubetsu Jonin, watch out Konoha as Naruto meets the cleverness of Anko T first gradually becomes darker and bette
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Teya's beginnings by River's Dream reviews
A short one shot describing a typical night in the city for Teya, a half-elf rogue.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Shinigami's stomach by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
A meeting of all Hokages. And the Arms. And Kyuubi. Fu n
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Hiruzen S., Minato N.
He has a name by KaliOfDarknesss
Naruto outsmarts a villager, kinda.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Naruto U.
Eye smile by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
Sakura talks with Kakashi about the U's and N's.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Heir by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
Neji is asked to become heir by Hiashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Orange by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
Oneshot conversation between Kyuubi and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The horror by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
Youth is contagious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Bastard's Dirty Little Secrets by moronicyaoiperv reviews
You want to know what Sasuke just did? I don't care, I'm still telling you. He shaved my nipples! That is so not a good prank, teme! They are red and they hurt, so you know what I'm going to do now? I'm telling everyone your dirty little secrets, oh Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why, These Shrooms are Giving Me Nightmares! by EmeraldFish reviews
Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Gaara are given a mission to save the princess in the Mushroom Kingdom. They get tipped off that Mushrooms help them, but they're affected by the mushrooms in a different way than Mushroom Kingdom natives are... one-shot
Crossover - Mario & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Last of the Kissograms by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Doctor realizes that by 2008, Amy's part of a dying breed and gets some firsthand experience about just how awkward it is to listen to people going on about being the last of their kind. Good thing he stopped doing that with his regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
This Is How We Cope by HellSandwich reviews
The Konoha Twelve never did do with things the conventional way. PWP, Moresome, KonohaTwelve, Orgy, Smut, Lots of Sex, Mature Content, Yaoi, mentions of Het and femSlash, Toys, uke!Naru, uke!Neji, uke!Shino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Partners 3! by obsidianLight16 reviews
The REAL reason Kakuzu collects money...and what about Hidan? Third part of Partner Series! ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Partners 2! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi and Kisame's REAL relationship...is not a normal one Part Two of Partners! Series :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Ohaiyo! by obsidianLight16 reviews
It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki's Quirks by TwistedKitsune reviews
"He unscrewed the cap and shifted to get a good grip on Tobi, who was scrunched up against the wall trying to get away, a look of utter terror on his face. Itachi grit his teeth in annoyance." Short story about Akatsuki's nails and Itachi's suffering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Spring Cleaning by Alice Kim reviews
The Akatsuki are on spring cleaning! Deidara finds a thick album of Akatsuki photos, fanpics, and fanfics in his bathroom...and the unwise Akatsuki decide to venture within its fangirly pages...CRACK FIC/T for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Sandbox by NekoNinjaOverlord reviews
Little Gaara meets an unusual shy girl in his sandbox. What will he do? # GaaHina #
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
What do you do with a drunken unicorn? by Tumbleweed reviews
A Friendship is Magic fic! The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/30/2011
Cupcakes? by October's Child reviews
'Coz all criminals secretly enjoy baking... right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki's MisAdventures by xstar.lovex reviews
Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
When A Weasel and A Cat Kiss by Shuriken-chan reviews
It's dangerous when an Akatsuki falls in love with someone. It's even more dangerous when that 'someone' is a jinchuuriki. Poor Itachi. Stupid Kisame. ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
at the icecream parlour by Mrs.Lautner.Wolf reviews
Everybody is at the ice-cream parlour and fictional characters from Skulduggery, Twilight and Naruto. Oc as well. This is a crappy fic but even reviews cursing me to the firey pits of Hades are welcome!
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U., Jacob - Complete
Adventures And Adversaries by RockBane reviews
Second Part of the Chunin Exam. Can Rookie 9 plus Team Guy survive a game world created by Anko? Will Orochimaru finally learn how to achieve true immortality? Find out in Arc 2 of A&A! Partial Xover with Dungeons and Dragons. It has come to an end.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,143 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Monologue for Curley by aprest15 reviews
Curley has just found out his wife has died... Read here about how he reacts to her death in depth. This is a piece for my GCSE English and I just want to have some opinions and respnse before it is submitted to the examination board.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
Akatsuki Movie Night by XxThe-Big-CheezxX reviews
Its Akatsuki's Movie night and Hidan picked the worst possible movie…..or maybe not? One-shot Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, you would ALL know it was me who owned it, cuz it would have no plot what so ever…..oh wait; its already is lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Archivy by Evil Little Dog reviews
The Archive was just a little girl. Right?
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/15/2011 - H. Dresden, Ivy - Complete
Seeing Red by Tomas the Russian
PROJECT STORY! What happened with the girl in Weed? What happened from Lennies POV? What happened when I decided to write it?
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Snake Eyes by ncfan reviews
Who would ever want to be in Slytherin House?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
When the Akatsuki play board games by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Two Evil Wizards, the canon love interest, and Tiax comment upon who makes for the best boyfriend...compared to the sparkly vampire Edward Cullen and a supposedly normal bloke. Parody, one shot.
Crossover - Baldur's Gate & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Edward - Complete
Sasuke, Let Me Tell You 'Bout by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
"Here is a kunai, and here is a shurikkan, a man puts his kunai in the woman's shurikkan, and then releases his ninjutsu into the shurikkan hole." "Excuse me?" Sakura, Ino, Neji, Naruto, Hinata and Lee try to explain the basics of baby making to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dango or Konoha? by Lilac Hues reviews
A short one-shot of a conversation of Orochimaru and Anko when he was still her teacher. Orochimaru makes the mistake of asking her, "Dango or Konoha?" please R & R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
The Kids I Babysit's Perspective on Naruto by monkeybait reviews
From future shippings to Orochimaru's favorite food, the four siblings my sister and I baby-sit can answer all your questions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Childhood's One and Only by Aeraqua reviews
For Gaara, his only wish was to be accepted. Then SHE came along. And Gaara starts to develop some feelings for the girl who's changed his life forever...but then, the ultimate betrayal happens. GaaraxOC. Featuring child Gaara. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Gaara - Complete
This shouldn't be by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
This is a short fic that shows just why the HarryxGinny pairing shouldn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The NotSoPerfect Wedding by TwistedKitsune reviews
Someone's wedding goes horribly wrong, but results in an...interesting outcome. My first fanfiction. Not many characters though. Rated T just for some words. No idea if it's actually funny to you...but yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Monster With a Familiar Face by ncfan reviews
Temari-centric. Which is worse: the monster under the bed, or the monster wearing a familiar face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Legion of Shining Souls by ncfan reviews
50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Tenten, Tsunade S. - Complete
Anko in Wonderland by Trissacar reviews
A Alice in Wonderland type parody. Anko comes home from a mission and falls asleep. Pairings are as follows: Orochimaru/Anko Neji/Hinata A little Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Crossover - Naruto & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010
50 Things Deidara is Not Allowed to Do by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Hidden Little Danko by Trissacar reviews
A story about when Anko was little. Characters: Anko Orochimaru Dango Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Sand and Blood by ncfan reviews
20 truths about the Shukaku and it's three hosts. All of them had one thing in common. They were denied what they wanted most. Rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Shukaku, Gaara - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Akatsuki Troubles by kisaitaluvr reviews
The Akatsuki gang has some troubles concerning narutos sexy no jutsu. This is why hidan should never be aloud to think. Dont like Akatsuki Dont read. Rated m for hidans mouth and other things
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Horror Series: Alice of Human Sacrifice by Tyranno's girl reviews
“Deidara.” Pein began. “Allow us to relay to you a small tale about me, this mansion, and, of course, the Alices.” A suspicious mansion in the woods and a lost blonde equals a nightmare of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Bloody Thoughts by Blue-Inked Frost reviews
Shar-Teel appreciates a man who thinks of bloodshed. BG1.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Yaoified by oomileena-chanoo reviews
Temari has an interesting new jutsu that she would like to try out on the Leaf Village... She only needs a little bit of prodding before she unleashes it and all yaoi breaks loose! ONESHOT! CRACKFIC! Some yaoi pairings, mainly Sasunaru. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Temari, Tsunade S. - Complete
Akatsuki's boring Day by SkellingtonZero reviews
The Akatsuk has their day off. Tobi turns on some music. Pain shows up with Konan. Dancing and randomness, and Gaara ends up there. Weirdness, OOC, crack fic -L
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Nine Masks of Uzumaki Naruto by DurielZamoran reviews
Nine Masks. Nine Faces. Nine Lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Unspoken Rules by Delilah Elric reviews
Konan referred to as Blue due to how old this story is enlightens us on the few unspoken rules in the Akatuski. A totally off-the-wall comedy story with SasoDei undertones. A drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Five Truths by Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
The 12 Pains of Christmas with the Akatsuki! by elloitsstephaniee reviews
Why don't we spend some time with the Akatsuki and see how they get ready for Christmas! "FINE, IF YOU'RE SO SMART. YOU PUT UP THE LIGHTS!" "She's a witch... I hate her!" a bit late... but i couldn't help myself xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Naruto is suffering from a ramen withdrawal due to Kakashi forbiding ramen he gets bored and depressed. In his depressed state of mind he vows to get revenge on his sensei. It's 30 Way's to Annoy Kakashi Hatake...THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kakashi H.
The Little Tobi Story by Theif Queen reviews
Tobi, the newest member of the Akatsuki learns a few new 'words' from the rest of the Akatsuki, but what will come of this? random one-shot, rated T for language, mostly from Hidan. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Obito U., Akatsuki - Complete
Manic Oppressive by Neonn reviews
-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Anko M. - Complete
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 229 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
When Splash Actually Does Something by Morbid Guidance reviews
I didn’t mean to I swear! I only used splash with my level five Magikarp and now the entire world is in an uproar, literally… Short and pact with humorous devastation! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Psycho Teddy by DurielZamoran reviews
Gaara used to have a teddy bear. He left it; drenched in blood, by Yashamaru's remains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! by dead drifter reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Psychotic by Areazel reviews
There are always two ways to do things.A certain blond haired girl is a bit more twisted then one might think. Assassination.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Temari - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
The Duty of Konoha by NinjaSquirls reviews
Whole people, sane people, do not become ninja. The ones who try don’t stay whole and sane for very long – if they survive at all. On the village of Konoha, and what must be done to children to make them into shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
A Demon's Stand by DemonsRule9324 reviews
After being severly wounded, and bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is betrayed and banished from Konoha. Now, years later, he has his own village, and Konaha wants an alliance. Will Naruto accept? I know, nothing new, but it makes a good story. Hope you like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 265 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Open Door by Ayien reviews
Are you actually encouraging me to enter into a bisexual threesome? Done for the Plotbunny Adoption Agency. Betaed by AisCrim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Ten Extremely Unimportant Facts About The Yondaime by Lisse reviews
Everyone assumes he's going to be the team medic. Until he kills his first enemy, he agrees with them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Three Good Reasons by Lisse reviews
Snapshots of three young shinobi. In another time and place, this would be magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Intimacy by MeltedCrayons reviews
Gaara's psychotic view of an intimate relationship...oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market by weirdest1 reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
Winds by iamzuul reviews
Gaara knows Ino's best technique, and knows exactly how it'll work against her in a battle against him. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
So by Lisse reviews
Asuma and Ino. Because everyone loves a dysfunctional drunken hookup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Asuma S., Ino Y. - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A True Valentine's Day Story by VaMpYrE-HiNaTa666 reviews
What if a kiss from his true love will turn Gamabunta into a prince? GamabuntaTsunade
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2005
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Senses by Elysium reviews
Collection of NarutoHanabi drabbles. Short stories. Whatever. :3 Currently just friendship stuff at the moment...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Median by Lisse reviews
Sasuke clings to the past, Hinata tries to save the future, and the present balances somewhere in between.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three by Three by Lisse reviews
Sakura knows they will choose her and she does not want the job, because that's the same old tune, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
Slytherin Pride by Lisse reviews
The members of Slytherin find themselves forced to choose between what has always been and what must be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Complete
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Baldur's Gate II: Throne of Juubi reviews
Baldur's Gate II TOB but with the Naruto characters! Rated T because of the plotline & violence.
Crossover - Baldur's Gate & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gaara
Things I am not allowed to do in the Akatsuki reviews
Funny list of things that I must not do in the Akatsuki. Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki