Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Parent Trap, Book X-overs, Misc. Games, and Harry Potter.
Hmm. I'm not really one for profiles. There isn't really much to tell. Mostly I just write inter-connected drabbles that tell a larger story, rarely full-length chapters as I don't really have the time, although much respect goes to the authors who have that kind of prowess. I don't fancy myself that great of a writer. My grammar and vocabulary is certainly better than some, but there is much more to story-telling than that... and that is where I find myself lacking. That's probably because I never actually plan out stories past a couple of the beginning chapters. I just can't help myself sometimes because I find writing enjoyable. So... I'm, a girl and have only just joined fanfiction. I love friends (the tv programme although I like my friends too...), the simpsons, Harry potter (not the person in the book or Daniel Radcliffe but the actual books and films), twilight (not Robert Pattinson, eww. No offence to people who do like him though), glee, Ugly Betty and pokemon. Yes. That's right. Pokemon. I love reading everyone's stories on here and decided to give it a go. Hope you will like them.
'I'm just here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm outta bubble gum' -Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh)
'I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)
'If you're trying to reason with me, come up with something reasonable' -Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
'Hey, Shippo! Your village called, and they're missing their idiot' -Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
'He's thanking me? That can't be good' -Kagome (Inuyasha)
'You shouldn't talk to yourself. People would wonder' -Shippo (Inuyasha)
'Inuyasha's so strong that it makes up for the fact that he's stupid, childish, and just plain weird' -Shippo (Inuyasha)
'We will discuss your intentions later. If you're still alive, that is' -Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
'All that for a memory and a dead mortal girl? If I'd have known that's what it would have taken for you to fight, I would have killed her sooner' -Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)
'If you wake up to find a white cat tomorrow. . .it's me!' -Jiji the black witch's cat (Kiki's Delivery service)
Unknown Quotes and Sayings:
'I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it'
'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it'
'Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door'
'Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts'
'A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them'
'A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"'
'A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"'
'A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"'
'A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"'
'A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"'
'When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you'
'Wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman"
'Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls'
'Silence is golden, duck tape is silver'
'Duck tape is like the force: it has a light and dark side and holds the universe together'
'I'm the man of the house, and i have my wife's permission to say so'
'We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public'
'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I am proven horribly wrong'
'Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer 'redecorated for free''
'Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye'
'IF Tylenol, Duck Tape, or a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem'
'Always remember; when a guy sweeps you off you're feet, he is in the perfect position to drop you on your ass'
'Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't alwas assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter'
'If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?'
'Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet'
'I ran into my ex the other day... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!"
'Success comes before work... only in the dictionary'
'Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it'
'My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore'
'Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them'
'I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing'
'I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide til it goes away'
'Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall downt he stairs'
'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mena people aren't following me!'
'When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how on earth, heaven, and hell you did it'
'My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems'
'You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me'
'If at first you don't succed, destory all evidence that you tried'
'If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk'
'You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same'
'I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight'
'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that'
'I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory'
'There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't'
'Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just as a beautiful monkey'
'Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?'
'Just be yourself everyone else is taken'
'Strength is no more than how well you hide your pain'
Bankotsu looked...somewhat horrified.
"Eh?" Naruto waved his hand of Bankotsu's face. "What's wrong? You okay?"
Bankotsu put his hand over his face. "...she's a monster..."
Kagome smiled but instead of answering Temari's question, she bent down to pick up a rock. She turned to the proctor and asked, "If any of the watchers get hurt, I won't be disqualified, right?"
Genma looked at her strangely. "Well...no. The (By 'watchers', you mean audience, right He thought.) audience have been warned that they might receive injuries, so...no."
Kagome smiled wider. "Thank you."
She turned around and threw the rock in her hand at the stands where the competitors were. It was so quick that anyone who blinked, missed it.
"I HEARD THAT, YOU JERK!" She yelled. Hearing a cry from Bankotsu, she smiled in satisfaction. - From Everything by 999patientia
"Level Seven," a witch's recorded voice stated cheerfully, "Department of Magical Games and Sports."
Sirius tapped his foot impatiently. Remus shifted. Narcissa sighed.
"Level Six, Department of Magical Transportation."
Rookwood ground the heel of his boot into the inner office memo he swore had tried to take out his eye.
"Level Five, Department of International Magical Cooperation."
The sirens continued to sound and Adeline growled in frustration. "Why don't they try to stop us already?"
"Level Four, Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures."
"Oh! Let's stop here!" Sirius declared with glee, rubbing his hands together sinisterly and twirling his wand.
Remus shot him a quelling, yet thankful look, his gold eyes shining with maliciousness and showing quite clearly how much he'd love to allow Sirius to go on a rampage through that particular department.
"Level Three, Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes."
"You'd think they'd at least stop the lift or something," Jugson mused, receiving a nod from Mulciber.
"Level Two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement."
"No," Remus stated as Sirius opened his mouth, "We're not stopping."
"Level One, Administrative Offices, including the office of the Minister for Magic."
Rookwood threw up his hands in relief. "Finally!"
"Please enter your administrative passcode."
"What?" Sirius asked in confusion.
"Oh, for the love of Merlin!" Remus cried, shouldering everyone out of the way. He slammed his hands into the doors with a resounding clang, claws gouging holes in them, and began to pull them open with obvious effort.
"You know," Rookwood said conversationally, "there's got to be at least a dozen spells on those doors to prevent them from being forced."
"Tell that to the doors," Sirius replied as they were ripped open by the frustrated werewolf, revealing a narrow, and suspiciously empty, corridor beyond.
Remus stood to the side of the lift, glared at them with flashing eyes and pointed a finger down the corridor.
"Out!" he demanded with a feral growl. They all rushed to comply.
"Remind me never to piss him off," Rookwood whispered to Sirius. Murmurs of agreement came from the others. - From Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika
“Harry looked at me, thanked me for everything, and ran off. I yelled for him to come back, but he ignored everything, and ran for the ruins of James and Lily’s house.”
Poppy frowned. “But wasn’t that the idea?”
The headmaster nodded violently, “YES! But not without backup! By then both sides had split up and smaller fights had started. He just ran through them, shooting occasional spells to keep people off his back, and then he ran into three Dementors.”
Dumbledore shot a glare at the still sleeping young man. “He is SO grounded!”
Poppy burst into laughter. “Oh yes, the Prophet would have a field day with that: ‘Hero of the Wizarding World Grounded for Fulfilling Destiny.’”- From Six Years to Life: Song of Hogwarts by Laume
"I suppose so," Nakamori mused, "But still... it worries me. In any case, none of the eight survivors have said a word... we're still interrogating, though..."
"Some of them are talking," Jodie said, striding into the room. "They don't know a huge amount, but one's been in their version of the Kid Task Force for fifteen years, he'll have something useful to say if anybody does..."
"How on earth did you get them to talk?" Nakamori said in surprise. Jodie shrugged.
"I just told them that if they didn't want to talk to the Japanese cops," she explained, "then I'd put them in FBI custody and then we'd interrogate them like we do in the States."
Everyone was quiet for a moment, thinking of what came naturally at that suggestion, before Shinichi finally said tentatively, "so... how do you interrogate people in the States?"
Jodie shrugged. "In English." - From When Pandora's Box is Opened by mangaluva
Another growl. "You have no sense of self-preservation, you know that?"
"Thank you, pot-san, this kettle will take that under advisement."
"Hate you so much, Kudo..." - From Nerves of Steel by Ellen Brand
It wasn't hard to know when Kudo woke up, Saguru mused. Despite the fact that he'd been placed in the bunkroom, and the six of them were down in the living room with the stereo playing, the lecture Hattori was giving the other boy was clearly audible, if not always intelligible. Saguru thought he caught "idiotic," "self-destructive" and "all the self-preservation skills of an octopus in a takoyaki restaurant" somewhere in there, however. Hattori had a gift for colorful turns of phrase. - From Shinigami Tears by Ellen Brand
While Itachi talked to the guards at the gate, the five of them donned the latest in spy and camouflage gear- bushes.
The five bushes snuck into Konoha without being noticed…not even by the ANBU assembly that was standing right there, at the entrance, watching for suspicious activity.
One ANBU noticed though.
The Pein bush froze as the others continued by.
"Where do you think you're going, bush? Do you have a 'flora and fauna' permit."
The Pein bush sighed, "Um…yes…?"
The ANBU stared for a second then nodded, "Alright then. Go catch up with your family." - From Bunny! by silvablaze
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
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