AkumaNoDanna
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Joined 04-20-11, id: 2860339, Profile Updated: 10-20-15
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Bleach, and Sherlock.

Warning: I do not generally add trigger warnings to my stories (I prefer not spoiling the endings), so if you've any particular concerns about the contents of the stories, PM me and I'll reply asap!


IMPORTANT: Old stories do NOT reflect the author's current state of mind. Some kids did drugs, I wrote fluffy gay smut for the fun of it and for improving my writing skills. Cost less than crack. Fucking sue me.

News & not: My intention is to finish all my unfinished stories, but they will probably have to wait until after May 2016 when my final exams take place. However, some are too cringe-worthy, so I might not finish those and could just delete them. For the forecast on the most likely fate of certain stories, check below.

I keep track of my PMs and receive email notifications of them on an active email account, and read them straight away. However, it could take up to 2 months for me to log on to reply to them, unless they're urgent.


I have no idea why FF keeps changing my location. I'M IN ESTONIA, NOT SWEDEN OR NETHERLANDS


Name: UNKNOWN MWAHAHAHA

Gender: gurl

Nationality: Estonian

Age: 18

OTP: SasoDei

Just saying: I use the 'Favourite Authors' list as a friends' list.

I can understand PMs and reviews in English, Estonian, German, Russian, French and Spanish :3


Credits for covers of the stories:

1. He is ill - Happii Haden (fanfiction) / HappiiScorpling (deviantArt)

2. Don't judge me, diary - MEEEEH!! THAT'S MY MASTERPIECE XD

3. Rebel in Hidden High School - Happii Haden (fanfiction) / HappiiScorpling (deviantArt)

4. Rebel in Hidden High School 2 - me lol.

5. Playing Lovers aka Marry Me For 3 Months Only - Happii Haden (fanfiction) / HappiiScorpling (deviantArt)

6. Pirates of the Akatsuki - Gabriela Gogonea (deviantArt)


Soundtracks for stories:

1. Pirates of the Akatsuki:

  • Sail Away by The Rasmus
  • Open my eyes by The Rasmus
  • 2. Rebel in Hidden High School 2:

  • Tired of being sorry by Enrique Iglesias
  • 3. In Between Madness and Life:

  • Whore by In This Moment
  • Killing Loneliness by H.I.M.
  • Sex hat keine Macht (Sex has no power) by Oomph!
  • 4. The Title Has Been Censored:

  • Right here in my arms by H.I.M.

  • Most likely fate of unfinished stories

    1. Pirates of the Akatsuki: Every intention to finish it, the latest date for writing a new chapter being in May 2016. However, I am simultaneously writing an original story based on this story (still hella gay but just better historically, fictionally etc. Also Madara will be replaced by an awesome black woman bc fuck yas).

    2. For never was a story of more woe: Iffy iffy iffy. The story's fate will most probably depend on my mood. I will probably finish it eventually, but that's not a promise.

    3. The title has been censored: oh gawd very very likely to get deleted because fuck everything about that fic I'DDD BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.


    FAQ

    1. Would you be so cruel as to kill Sasori and Deidara?

    Why yes, yes I would. Which doesn't necessarily mean I will, but I could.

    2. Would you help me with my writing?

    I'll never BETA, but I can give advice, if asked for. HOWEVER, be aware of my overly critical and blunt way of speech. I do not sugarcoat. So unless you're ready to take around a devil's dozen daggers into your pride and self-esteem, do not ask for my opinion. Even though my sole reason for pointing out the mistakes would be to help the asker improve.

    3. Do you take requests? I'm in a mood for some-

    No, unless you give me Monster and magic eyes that don't get tired, plus fit four additional hours in each day. We got a deal? Thought so.

    4. Want to chat?

    Currently lacking time for human interactions, gomennn.

    5. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 'Oops, I did my stepbrother again' ?!

    I've started uploading the rewritten version of it under the title "The title has been censored".

    6. What is up with all these cliffhangers?

    Cliffhangers are what keep you guys reading. Wouldn't really be interesting, if every end of a chapter read like the end of the story, right?

    7. Are you an old man who likes to eat little kids' brains out?

    *Hides the brains in her fridge* No...

    8. Ew your stories suckkkk

    Haha ikr can't believe you read them


    Contrary to popular belief...

    - I don't mind long, random reviews. I don't mind reading long, novel-length stories of how my story relates to your life, or what random thoughts you had while reading it. I love blabber. I study human nature to make my characters more realistic and I've even stalked on random forums just to learn about strangers' lives and personalities. Don't judge me.

    - Not a single flying fuck is given, if you don't like me using Sakura or Sasuke or whoever in my stories as one of the good guys. There aren't nearly enough females in Naruto and Sakura can be made into an awesome character. Sasuke is a hottie (pardon my obsession with emo 2D guys) and his relation to Itachi is fun to play around with.

    - I also magically run out of fucks to give, if you don't like my taste in music. I'm not asking you to listen to the songs, but if I add the lyrics in the story, I doubt it'd be wise to skip them.

    - Estonia isn't somewhere in Asia. It's in Europe; a small ant country south from Finland, west from Russia, north from Latvia and east from Sweden. We speak Estonian, eat blood sausages, have the freest Internet in the world and the cooler ones of us use it to watch anime.

    - I am not lazy. I write when I can, I update when I can, всё.


    Accounts on other sites:

    DeviantArt - TheDemonYourMaster (I rarely use it but I keep some cosplay photos there)

    Instagram - weeb_wizard

    Tumblr - nurse-pepper (personal)

    the-night-writer-rises (writer's blog)

    AO3 - AkumaNoDanna

    For Instagram and Tumblr - I'll follow back if you tell me your account or send a message on them saying you're from FF. We'll be best buddies if you do.


    I do not take requests, mind that. Thanks.

    Ciao & P-P-Peaceee!

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    The Devil's Canvas by Akiru chan reviews
    Ciel's skin was marred with ink and blood, telling tales twisted in darkness. What an evil path the devil walks, tainted hands staining the innocent canvas. For the most beautiful art is painted in blood. AU
    Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 558,767 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/14/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
    Blue Summer by Happii Haden reviews
    Sasori is a "problem child" sent to a summer college camp to give him a taste of the real world. All he wants is to be left alone. However, throughout his summer, Sasori has no choice but to face his fears and problems head on. With a certain blond boy constantly at his side, the redhead would certainly have a summer to remember. -ON HIATUS-
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] Akatsuki
    SasoDei: This Blows by Happii Haden reviews
    "I really don't understand it. I really don't," a redhead sighed as he plopped down on a small brown couch, beer in hand. "Like, I don't regret the relationship, but fuck...I need to fuck!" He pinched the bridge of his nose annoyed. "You get it, right?"
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
    SasoDei: Pizza Boy by Happii Haden reviews
    Two socially awkward guys. One is a pizza boy. One is a love sick artist. Throw them in a party and everything becomes more awkward than necessary. He didn't know he even existed, but hey why not give it a chance, right? SasoDei AU Oneshot thingy. Warning: Characters are OOC af.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2014
    SasoDei: Drama by Happii Haden reviews
    Because when you're in drama club, nothing is better than getting intimate when no one is looking. Especially when you have an empty auditorium, sexy costumes, and two bored gay guys. The after play is always the best. One Shot. Birthday gift for Akuma c:
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
    Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
    Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
    Usual Morning Ritual by Happii Haden reviews
    The sun outside was shining brilliantly. Soft clouds rode the waves of wind. It was as peaceful as any other day. Although it was serene, it was never quiet. A minimalist story ft Sasori and Deidara
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    SasoDei: Destiny by Happii Haden reviews
    "Perhaps it was just destiny that we met, brat." Another SasoDei month submission! Enjoy a full February of SasoDei. c: For the 2nd SasoDei Month.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,442 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
    Trump Card by Hovinarri reviews
    A world where a person's fate is written on their skin using the deck of cards. Sasori is an Ace of Clubs; an artistic person bound to succeed in anything he does. However, one day he meets a mysterious blonde who may stray him from all this. SasoDei AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,859 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara]
    Until Christmas by Happii Haden reviews
    Just the daily life with the Akatsuki gang. Follow them and their relationships as they count down the days til Christmas. My entry for SasoDei Month :D AU SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, PeinKonan, and more!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,959 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
    How To Save a Life by Whorphine.Daffodildo reviews
    AU Modern fic; Deidara Iwa has loved Sasori Akasuna for as long as he can remember, but when Sasori leaves without a word, the blonde is devastated, leaving his best friend Kisame to pick up the pieces. When the two meet years later at college, they are forced to consider old feelings. SasoDei, some KisaIta - Yaoi lemons, kink - FULL SUMMARY INSIDE Review!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
    After School Secrets by Keono reviews
    Discontinued. This story will be left up for those who still want to read, but any further reviews demanding for an update will result in this story's deletion.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,933 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
    Perishment by Happii Haden reviews
    I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. I am just an invisible being without a name. "I know you're here..." he paused, walking seemingly closer to me, "Sasori..."
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
    Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
    The Runaways by Happii Haden reviews
    Deidara is a spoiled child. When his Christmas is ruined he runs away and meets another runaway. From there his journey into the real world begins. Will he change or stay the same spoiled brat? What about love? (Late X-mas/Valentine's day present)
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sasori, Deidara
    I'll tell her everything then by CookieDarkness reviews
    I had no idea about Sasori... I never knew that this was what he really was. Everything makes so much sense now. Yet it's so unbelievable at the same time... (I'm bad at summaries, sorry.)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Leaving by Hovinarri reviews
    So apparently those three years and five months, almost two weeks to top that of working together didn't matter anymore, because Deidara wanted to go back home and leave life in Hollywood, with Sasori, for a little flat in the heart of Paris. And obviously, he wanted to leave with zero regrets, but was that kind of a goodbye really such a smart idea? SasoDei, drabbleish one-shot
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    SasoDei: My Only One by Happii Haden reviews
    I liked him for awhile. I kinda always have. No, correction. I loved him. I always have. Whether if it was in a friend or brotherly way. I loved him. The way his dark red hair swept over his chocolate brown eyes. The way he would look at me and give me that charming smile that always made my heart beat faster than it should.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    One's Closeness by Happii Haden reviews
    Sasori's just an average teen who meets a just as anverage teen; Deidara. Will they ever fall in love? Or will they be torn apart? Redone! :
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,699 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
    Revenge is Sweet by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
    Deidara's heartbroken when he thinks that Sasori's love is only skin deep,but how much does the blonde really know about his boyfrien?Teen drama turns into a drug scandal and lovers limits are tested.Based on a true story,heartbreak warning!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
    Taking Over by Keono reviews
    Pein and Konan own a restaurant but someone has to take over soon. They chose their son Deidara who hates working but will put up with it for one ulterior motive. To get rid of Sasori. Though the redhead has different things in mind for the blond. Edited!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Sounds Like The Beginning by Lunar Orphan reviews
    Sasori's new neighbor won't stop making noise and the landlord is blaming Sasori! The redhead gets kicked out of his apartment and foreces Deidara to let him move in with him, as the blonde is the cause of his homelessness.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,111 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Don't Hold Back by Happii Haden reviews
    Sasori lives off the street. He has a reputation of killing and is a supposed master mind theif. Deidara just recently ran away from his home. He is son of the famous Iwa Kenji, the owner of the famous building Tsuchi Inc. Rated M for a reason!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Suicide on the Line by Teiden reviews
    Sasori is a suicide hotline operator who didnt expect much of his job. But when a depressed teen named Deidara calls his line, he falls into a twisted plot. Trying to pull Deidara out of the dark world of the city, can things stay stable? SasoDei
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 170,729 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
    SasoDei Just Another Day by Keono reviews
    Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get the drill!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    The Circus by Nychta reviews
    Deidara is a circus brat obsessed with his 'perfect art'. Sasori is a workaholic puppeteer obssesed with his 'perfect art'. what happens when these two not-so conflicting ideas collide? Sasodei, Uchihacest will get VERY M
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
    Whore by Hovinarri reviews
    Another Friday night, another one-night stand. But when he picked up this attractive blonde whore, Sasori just might have got a little more than what he bargained for... SasoDei AU one-shot, lemon
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - [Sasori, Deidara] - Complete
    High School Adolescence - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
    Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
    Master And Servant Sasodei by Bloodstainedhowl reviews
    Deidara is a war trophy for the Natura nation. Sasori is a highly respected knight for the ruler of this nation. What happens when Deidara is bought by Sasori? Will love ensue or will Sasori work Deidara to death? Is better then sounds. Sasodei M for latr
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
    SasoDei An Ordinary Day by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Deidara was just an ordinary, rich, spoilt brat with a bad temper, until his parents sent him to a public school filled with POOR people, many who the blonde should beware. Will Deidara learn a valuable life leason? As if. Collab between Keono and Woolfy
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,439 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Sexy Stalker by Happii Haden reviews
    Deidara is a 15 yr old high schooler. his boyfriend Itachi is possessive. what happens when Deidara is walking at night and is scared shitless causing him to run into our favorite sexy redhead, Akasuna Sasori? why does Deidara feel safer with Sasori?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,367 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    SasoDei Porn Star by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Sasori might have a very odd career, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have fun doing his job.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    SasoDei Spring Awakening by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Deidara is going to a new school, where he meets a supposed 'Phantom of the Auditorium'. What kinds of odd things await him at this school? Ghosts? Love? Musical Theater? Deidara doesnt know what he's gotten himself into this time.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,213 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Not in public! by Ecchi Nin reviews
    Sasori is a Exhibitionist and poor Deidara has to put up with his kink. So let's follow them through a whole day of public sex. Multi-Lemon, alittle random. SasoDei. Remeber to Review, please.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
    Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
    Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    Holiday Airlines by kira-chan's imagination reviews
    Sasori and Deidara find themselves stuck at the airport, waiting for a delayed flight during a mission. At first, Deidara feels like making 'art' but then his PDA fetish gets to him and Sasori indulges in it too. Lemon! SasoxDei. Warning: YAOI. DL, DR
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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    In Between Madness and Life reviews
    Deidara is sent to a reform school, labeled as an S-rank student. For two months he regarded himself as a lunatic, but finds his mind fairly sane in comparison to his rank-mates. One can only stay so sane in a madhouse. AU, SasoDei.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,193 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Pirates of the Akatsuki reviews
    SasoDei. This story will take you back to the 17th century, a golden period for the royal navy of the Great Britain and piracy. While others bring back gold and riches to the ship, Sasori brings a blond boy. Not all treasure is silver and gold. AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,239 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
    Lessons in Bujinkan reviews
    SasoDei. The ordinary Friday martial arts training turns unordinary when upon entering the dojo Deidara finds out that his lesson won't be carried out by his Sensei, but another student named Sasori, Deidara's crush of over half a year. AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    For never was a story of more woe reviews
    ...than this of Juliet and her Romeo. A book containing those words lay on Sasori's desk. Who would be foolish enough to kill for love, when love already is a murderer and only leaves behind broken hearts? That is how Sasori sees it he lays eyes on a beautiful blond. Nothing, not even friends' warnings can stop faith now. SasoDei, modern AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
    The title has been censored reviews
    SasoDei. Re-written. Sasori and Deidara are stepbrothers. Story will include tons of smut, incest, drugs, alcohol and psychological stuff. Read at your own risk. I am not joking.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
    Rebel in Hidden High School 2 reviews
    Sequel to SasoDei RiHHS. A new Iwaga has entered HHS, ready to leave her own footprints in the school history. A year has passed, since they last saw each other, but now the Iwaga twins reunite. Unforeseen changes ought to stop the history repeating.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,725 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
    Not Strong Enough reviews
    SasoDei. Deidara is a sophomore, better known as the blond boyfriend of the coolest guy at school, Itachi. Deidara is suffering, but no-one is there to listen to the cries of one regarded as a prince. Except, perhaps, a new redhaired student that shows up in the middle of a semester. Oddly, Deidara doesn't even need words to explain…
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    1,000 shades of Celia reviews
    A request. ByakuyaxOC. Byakuya Kuchiki is on his first day at work in a local college. In one of his lessons he finds a girl daydreaming, which he deems most inappropriate. When the perfect chance occurs, he decides to give his first private lesson. AU
    Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Byakuya K. - Complete
    Don't Judge Me, Diary reviews
    Hello, I'm Deidara. Nice to meet you. I'm hungry. My head hurts. Tomorrow, it'll be my first day of college. I moved into a new city. I should probs get a job. I'm still hungry. Maybe I'll find some coins in my pockets? SasoDei
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Addiction: I'm a disease reviews
    Akatsuki Academy is a school for vampires and humans. Deidara, a rule-breaking human student, had no idea what he put on the line by breaking the rules that one night. One mistake that changed the life of two. Or was it a mistake? You've only got one life to gamble with. SasoDei.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Rebel in Hidden High School reviews
    Re-done. SasoDei. Deidara's goal is to turn a new, fresh page in his life. He enters a new high school, but runs into the bully group on his first day! To make matters even worse, he has to share a room with one of the bullies! Could things get any worse? He had to ask...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,585 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Miscalculation reviews
    Shizaya and Sherlock. Shizuo x Izaya x Sherlock. A small miscalculation on Izaya's part - underestimation of the power of a mutual enemy - and he's already in for a lot more than the repayment he had scheduled for the day.
    Crossover - Durarara!!/デュラララ!! & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Izaya O., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Playing Lovers aka Marry Me For 3 Months Only reviews
    SasoDei. Deidara is after a Green Card. Sasori wants a marriage, temporary or permanent, to have his family finally shut up and let him be. Collaboration is likely to grant both of their wishes, but are they ready to deal with the possible consequences? AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    He is ill reviews
    SasoDei. Deidara feels like he can't take it much longer – a mother who hugs him at one moment, and slangs him the other, is becoming too much for him to bear. He flees to an isolated place where he meets Sasori. The two bond quickly and soon Deidara finds himself in the arms of a perfect boy. Perhaps too perfect to be real. One-shot. AU
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
    Summer Camp SasoDei style reviews
    SasoDei. Deidara is sent to a summer camp as his crappy birthday present. Bad language mostly by Hidan, Lemon and I really hate summaries.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,243 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
    What really happened in the Valley of the End reviews
    SasuNaru. This part of the series had to be left out due to rating issues. If you read chapter 218 carefully enough, you were probably able to get the meaning of the hints. If not, you're slow and this one's for you.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
    Will you save me? reviews
    16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete