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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I an a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I an the sister who holds her gay brother tight trought the painfull, tearfilled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I mill probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before gruduating high school. It was simply to mutch to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows wich bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The courd says I am an unfit mother because I now life with an other woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant whan they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with sociaty hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, noy because I don't belive, but because they clossed ther doors to my kind.

I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man.

Re-post this if you belive homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. Stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.

To Every Guy:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

1. "Yo momma so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it."

2. "Yo momma so fat, even Byakugan can't see through her."

3. "Yo momma so ugly, even Jiraiya doesn't peep on her."

4. "Yo momma so ugly, she's the reason Kakashi wears a mask."

5. "Yo momma so fat, Chouji quit eating."

6. "Yo momma so ugly, she makes Sarutobi look like Brad Pitt."

7. "Yo momma so skanky, she makes Sakura look like Jesus."

8. "Yo momma's eyebrows so thick, even Lee was disgusted."

9. "Yo momma so old, Lee lost his pride."

10. "Yo momma's poetry is so emo, she made Sasuke cry in shame."

11. "Yo momma so fat, Neji couldn't hit her Chakra points."

12. "Yo momma so fat, her thumb is the size of Tsunade's left breast."

13. "Yo momma so fat, she broke Gaara's sand coffin."

14. "Yo momma so ugly, she made Gaara shriek."

15. "Yo momma so old, she sat behind Shodaime in third grade."

16. "Yo momma so old, her Shinobi I.D. number is -1."

17. "Yo momma so fat, Kakashi tried the Thousand Years of Pain on her and was sucked in."

18. "Yo momma so fat, she broke Haku's Crystal Ice Mirrors."

19. "Yo momma so fat, Zabuza's Guillotine Sword bounced off."

20. "Yo momma's so ugly, Naruto asked how to do the Ugly Ass Jutsu."

21. "Yo momma so ugly, Jiraiya turned gay."

22. "Yo momma so redneck, her signature is F-U Jutsu."

23. "Yo momma so fat, even Jiraiya wouldn't hit that."

24. "Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off of Naruto's paper."

25. "Yo momma so fat, it took Lee ten days to run a single lap around her."

26. "Yo momma so dumb, she saw a sign that said 'Konoha

27. "Yo momma so ugly, she did Sexy Jutsu and everyone went blind."

28. "Yo momma so thin, Naruto thought she was a ramen noodle."

29. "Yo momma so fat, she touched Gaara."

30. "Yo momma's forehead is so big, it makes Sakura's look like a Post-It note."

31. "Yo momma so perverted, she makes Jiraiya nervous.

theloverandthesadist

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,940 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,862 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 2/11/2005
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3888 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Little Jealousy Never Hurt by Silmeria reviews
Hibari Kyouya was a lot of things but jealous – that was of course before Reborn decided to have a little fun and PAIR Tsuna with his other guardians. Can the prefect continue to maintain his cool or will he finally snap? TsunaxAll; TsunaxHibari
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,574 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/10/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Why does this always happen to me? by CrimsonWolfDemon reviews
All Naruto wants is too find his family. And for that too happen he has to dodge perverts and an possessive Alpha werewolf bent on making him his mate. How's Naruto gonna get out of this situation? GaaNaru one-sided othersxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,480 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Finding our Decimo by assasin1827 reviews
Iemitsu had always kept Nana and Tsuna's whereabouts a confidential matter until he was assassinated while the Ninth look for Nana and Tsuna. Poor and with no place to go after Nana's sudden death,Tsuna become a slave for Hibari Kyouya...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,088 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Il mio Herbivore by VongolaXII reviews
[COMPLETE!]Tsuna is a student in a rich kid school, hiding his wealth from everyone. When he knows his lover is engaged, he follows his grandfather to Italy, only to bump back with his lover after 4 years. But by then, Tsuna's heart had changed direction. Hibari will have to leave his pride to win Tsuna back from Reborn. For Mischievously. AU Allx27 mainly focus on 1827 and R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,543 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Iron Ninja by DeathByCoffee reviews
SmartNaru! Naruto has been acting like an idiot for as long as he can remimber. But as things start to heat up it gets harder and harder to hide the truth. Somewhat of a Ironman crossover. Up for adoption!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Of Prophecies and Ramen by FriedIce reviews
Uzumaki Naruto would be the first to admit that his life was anything but normal. He'd seen people come back to life, a powerful warrior knocked out by a variation of Henge and had been trained under toads. So, when he's suddenly transported out of Konoha whilst eating breakfast, he merely shrugs, pulls out a pair of chopsticks and finishes his ramen. no pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Dance of the Mindless Puppet by RanLei reviews
Giotto had returned from his long vacation in Italy. When he expected his ordinary life with his mom and no-good brother to resume, he was met with nothing but his almost crazy brother and a creepy man named Bermuda. "Your mother, my sister, is dead. And I am the one in charge of Tsuna-kun. And, ah, who are you?"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Bermuda - Complete
Protect by kamigoshi reviews
YAOI! Tsunas mother found out by hes getting bullied and she decided to transfer him to Namimori.To top it off he had to live with his spiteful half brother for 3 years since his mother abandoned him to go over seas for on a honeymoon!full summery inside
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,891 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sober, With Love by PixieGerms reviews
Having Draco and Blaise take care of him is nice at first, but Harry soon gets them involved in something he can't quite control. AU with Slytherin!Harry, underage sex, alcohol and major drug use starting from age 14. Draco/Blaise/Harry, Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,213 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Even If You Knew, What Would You Do? by YaoiWhore reviews
I just love dealing with other peoples' emotional problems...Psssh, yeah right. Sequel to "If Only You Knew." KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The House of Many Whims by BlackStar42Roses reviews
In a time where magical occurrences are not unordinary, Tsuna lives in a house with magical properties that allow 'Travelers' to go in and out of his home. No one ever passes by a second time, except for a man named Hibari. How is that possible? AU 1827, one-sided 2780
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 3,557 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
According To You by YaoiProfessorYuki reviews
Harry has been in a relationsip with Severus Snape for two years now, but it seems that the 'love' is only going one way. What happens when Severus' boss takes an interest in Harry and starts giving him the care he's always wanted? Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,354 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S. - Complete
Posessing You by RanLei reviews
Yes, I'm utterly, wretchedly, and desperately in love with you. You are my everything. How you become my one and only obsession was never a mystery. I remember every stage of my obsession to you. 1827 Now with 2nd chapter: 'To Be Possessed'Tsuna's POV
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Natural by black pudding reviews
R27. It had come to them naturally. Rated T to be safe.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Redemption by CharmGirl24 reviews
After 2 years of marriage Naruto wants a divorce. He finds out what an unfaithful bastard Sasuke is and he wants out. But Sasuke isn't ready to give up his hold over the blond that easily. AU, OOC, Smut, Yaoi, Mpreg Summary available in Chapter 16 Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,936 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This Little Sun God of Mine by xXCabbageXx reviews
What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Liberty Proeliators by BJtheOswaldfanatic reviews
Harry's brother Nicolas is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry is forgotten in favor of him. However, Harry's life will soon change for the better, and he will be apart of somthing bigger than anyone could have ever imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P., OC
Russian Roulette by Silent Writer Ciel reviews
Remake of Demon or Angel by GrimmjowLover Yuki: "How can someone so pure be a demon?" Gokudera asked knowing that the other are also wondering the same, Can Tsuna be an Angel in Demon clothing? All27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8017 - Favs: 7,003 - Follows: 3,614 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Run! Usachan Tsuna! RUN! by Amaterasu17 reviews
"Have you ever kissed anyone Dame-Tsuna?" "Uhhhh no why?" All Tsuna got was a smirk and a bent forward fedeora...That wasn't good. AU! YAOI! I forgot to do this.But I found a beta reader thanks so much Nekoratik for betaing this fic! Two-shot!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
Welcome to My Fraternal Romance by Shigure-san reviews
COMPLETE! Without Kagome, Inuyasha must abandon solitude in the face of the disconcerting attentions of a scheming Sesshomaru and an ancient demon who is hunting half-demons. 3rd place in Best Yaoi/Yuri IYFG 1st Quarter 2010! MPREG, Angst & ManxMan Love!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,972 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - [Inuyasha, Sesshomaru] - Complete
Meeting Naruto by kellerbo reviews
DISCONTINUED. Naruto is 7 years old when he decides to run away from Konoha. But what will happen when he meets a stranger? And why does the blonde-haired man look so familiar...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,744 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Namikaze by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, an instructor at Namikaze Gakuen, has his work cut out for him when a new student sneaks his way into Sasuke's normally solitary life. But of course nothing is ever simple, not when both of their pasts get involved. SasuNaru, OthersNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 306 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Obsessed by Juura99 reviews
An office flirtation, two different perceptions and a downward spiral as reality ends and obsession begins... SasuNaru, One-sided SasuSaku. Based on the Trailer for the movie: Obsessed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How Much to Import a Shinobi? by Leif the Lucky reviews
Dumbledore needed help so he went straight to the top... of the Hokage's tower. There he hires four skilled ninja to come to his school and guard it, under the alias of being teachers and participants of a mysterious Wizard tournament...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008
Forty Eight Days by Metamorcy reviews
As Reborn stares into the sunset from his office, he gets a visit from the person he loves so dearly but sadly, it's that same person that will send him down into a spiral of madness. R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Tsunami by Urge2Kill reviews
8027 Mentions of 1827, 6927, X27. Lime. Even the most devoted friend cannot contain his feelings bottled forever. There would be a moment when it would be too much to hold and it will be let out not without fierce destruction. Contains tiny bits of angst
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2010 - T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Hot Mess by tunavore reviews
"You love me, don't you, Tsunayoshi?" Fic based on songs 'Hot Mess' by Cobra Starship & 'Disgusting' by KeSha. 1827, abuse!relationship, MATURE themes. Oneshot!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Through Somber by AYMK00 reviews
Indescribable sensations coursed through his body, leaving him arching into the figure above him. His toes curled and his entire being trembled, but it killed him most knowing he did not want this. D27. Implied rape.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Dino, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Angels and Demons by sweet-and-simple reviews
Tsuna has loved Hibari since before Hibari even knew he existed. He had always watched Hibari from the clouds. And, now, he has the chance to be with his heart's love.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/4/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
F My Life by Tangerine342 reviews
A very popular website, especially for someone who thinks their life is the worst. One bad word ;P
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Say what? by Sugaby reviews
[re-written on 21/01/15] Tsunayoshi explains to Basil that his way of conversing is difficult to understand, so the latter takes that on board and comes back with some new lines to show off.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Basil, Belphegor, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Fran - Complete
If Only You Knew by YaoiWhore reviews
Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Reparabilis by Rhyte reviews
AU. Tom Riddle makes an unorthodox attempt to reclaim something of his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Of Cosplays and Conventions by Emotive Gothika reviews
At an anime convention, one cosplayer catches Tsuna's attention. And from that first not-so meeting, a relationship spawned. Warning: yaoi and alternative universe. Twoshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
SemeUke Quiz by Raksha-Neko-666 reviews
Naruto characters take the SEMEUKE quiz and get their result...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
No Good's Kitten by The Awesome Cool PeopleTM reviews
--Somehow, Xanxus had gotten pissed off at a vase that hadn’t done anything except ‘looked at him funny’.-- Crack!27X, yes you heard us, 27X! Not X27, but 27X! Oneshot, complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Possessed or Possession by meikouhaikitsune reviews
The Locket saves Harry's life, but he's starting to learn the difference between being possessed by someone and being a possession. Harry/Voldermot-Tom. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Store Bought Hangover by Ladelle reviews
Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Promise by moonlightstar12
After being sent to an orphanage when they were kids, Naruto and Kyuubi made a group of friends; and a promise. After three years and all the drama of high school, can they still keep their promise? Shonen-ai!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009
Ten Slytherin PickUp Lines by Benq reviews
Ten Slytherin Pick-Up Lines to get into Harry Potter’s Pants. Suggested Male slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
An Ode to Dentists by breadsticks reviews
Because being a dentist sucks. It sucks even more being a dentist for the supernatural. Because even the supernatural need to take care of their teeth. R27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Going To A Town by AlmostL0v3r reviews
If being a social outcast wasn't enough, Naruto get his ass handed to him on a silver platter of humiliation. Naruto tries find himself only to be devestated by the one person he thought fell for. NejiNaru, Implied SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
An Illusionist's Revenge and a Wolf's Rage by Pineapplelove69 reviews
Mukuro wants to take revenge on the mafia world and he begins with Sawada Tsunayoshi...Little did he know a pair of silver blue eyes were staring at him with rage...rage for a certain illusionist.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Had Enough by oOInuGirlOo reviews
The brat bested me in the Ring Conflict and went on to become the Decimo. Now the little twerp expects us to be best friends? Greedy little bastard. X27!Friendship, real!X27 if you squint.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ultimate Ukes by moonlightstar12 reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi are the new students at Shinobi Academy for Boys. What happens when they are considered 'inhumanly pretty and cute' by most of the student body, especially two Uchihas?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uke? by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto learns a lot about Sasuke's name one morning. "Ne Sasuke! Did you know you were made to be a uke for life!" /SasuNaru/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish me luck by MuddyEle reviews
[SasuNaru] Naruto is a genius who gets the chance go to a very prodigious school.He has never been reconized until Iruka came along. What happens when he meets with his class mates who are all three years older than him? Acceptance? he hopes so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: When Authors Attack by Aventri reviews
Do you enjoy a good Naruto story? Are you tired of skipping over cliche stories? Ever want to laugh at a story that wasn't trying to be funny? Well come on in. Today we're making fun of all the stories that make you sigh.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Erotica by Jelp reviews
Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master of Gryffindor by Lordkitten reviews
Harry starts to notice how submissive he is and that is when he starts to notice the dominant side of Neville. Harry ends up in a world of whips, chains, and kinky sex toys all shown to him by his master Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Sound of Music by xXCabbageXx reviews
Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. SASUNARU AU Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
They Lived: A Twist on a Familiar Tale by CatWriter reviews
AU: Twinfic, Harry, his twin Larry and his whole family survived. Harry!good, Remus!good, Dark!Dumbles. Evil plans are afoot. Voldie is still around too. Don't look for this to mirror the books much. Child Abuse. Violence. Slash. updates soon. July 08
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P.
In Light, Shall We Walk? by drarythoughts reviews
What do you do when the supposed creatures of myth begin to go to your high school? Sasu/Naru, Neji/Gaara, Shikamaru/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
20 Things Sasuke Knows About Naruto by Shini no Megami reviews
About four years after their relationship begins, Sasuke begins to think on all the things he's learned about his partner. WARNING: Cavities possible
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Duck Season by eftee reviews
Sasuke's jealous of a rubber ducky and Naruto's a potty mouth. SasuNaru, DuckyNaru. crack xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beastly Callings by darkalbino reviews
When a creepy dark man finds Naruto in an unpleasant predicament, Naruto agrees to let him stay at his house in exchange for a little help. But what Naruto doesn't know is that this man, Sasuke, has a very strange, unexpected secret. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Oblivious by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rejected! by trulywicked reviews
A collection of drabbles involving Naruto being hit on by various people using lame pick up lines. It will earn the rating eventually.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U.
What To Do If You Start Growing Fangs by IsolinaBlack reviews
Ever wondered what to do if discover that you're the main character in a VampireVeelaFaeElfThingie inheritance fic? Then here's the guide for you! [DmHp]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
N is for love by NoNoWriter reviews
And S is for suitor. Though Naruto is oblivious for the real reason behind all the hungry stares sent in his way and can't help but feel unnerved by his teammate’s insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Naruto U.
My Brother You Will Be by darkstar1227 reviews
Since the summer after his first year, Harry has been having dreams about a tormented boy. When he starts searching for a Horcrux in a place called Konoha, what will he do when he meets this boy? NarutoHP xover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U.
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of a Diary by verbal diarrhea reviews
A CoS AU fic. The memory of Tom Riddle wishes to get closer to Harry Potter. Unfortunately, Ginny Weasely is in the way. To what lengths will Tom go to get what he wants? TMRHP slash Warning: Character Death! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
What's Sex? by elloshort reviews
Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Forgotten Son by LadyofMidnight reviews
This is overdone, but I want to do something new with the whole thing. Harry's twin brother Jamie is the boy that lived, and Harry has been forgotten. Will be slash, eventually. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Curse Gift by sanity-san reviews
Putting on a mask,Naruto wraps himself in the safety act of an outcast. Hidden is his genius ability and mind,shown is his false happiness,cursing his 'gift'. Maybe somone would come and help relieve him of his mask... SasuNaru. AU. Highschool Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lament of Innocence by KamirineGoddess reviews
Shortly after the attack on the Potter’s, Harry is kidnaped by deranged Death Eaters. After being saved however, he is sent to live with none other than Serverus Snape. FSInside, SLASH, Parents Alive, OC, Twin, DracoHarry, HermioneRon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,860 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Letter by Oneirogenic reviews
It was obvious to him as to why Butters had to seek affection elsewhere.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 5,277 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just asking for it by lunabasketcase reviews
Ignore means refuse to acknowledge.Team 7 sees a different side of Naruto and discover there are worse thing one could do then ask for their attention oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kawaii no Jutsu by kyria valkyrie reviews
Naruto discovers a new technique for defeating Sasuke and things don't go exactly as planned... Contains Possessive!Sasuke and Obsessive!Sakura [shonenai, SasuNaru and other pairings]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/22/2005
A Hard Night by silverfoxxy reviews
This is a very slashy tale about Harry Potter. One night in Grimmauld Place, Harry has a hard time falling asleep. Luckily, Ron's twin brothers know what to do... Harry/Twins
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., George W.
Complete by Shini no Megami reviews
“I love you.”Don’t say that. You shouldn’t say things you don’t really mean. I know as well as you do that you can’t love me. I’m an insufferable idiot, your loudmouth rival, and, above all, a demon. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Complete
His Green Eyed Weakness by lotrox reviews
JamesLily Warning: Implied incest: 'God help Me: I was falling in love with my own son and there was nothing I could do about it'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Stupid Computer Said I Was an UKE! by lain-trigger01 reviews
SasuNaru fluff.Harhar. Naruto goes online and decides to look for sites dedicated to him. Alas! He stumbles on a Naruto-uke site! But what could 'uke' mean? Join him as he wonders. Harhar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2004
Harry Potter and the Ebony Orb by tati1 reviews
Going from when Harry was four to first year. What if the Dursleys were WAY abusive? What if Snape saved his life? What if...Harry was tossed into a competition BEFORE GoF? NOT for kiddies. Story is very big on abuse. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,363 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/22/2003
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Tainted by witchchild reviews
Not your happy little Sirius/Harry love story, but nothing non-consensual. What if Sirius and James had been lovers, long ago? What did Sirius's time in Azkaban do to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.