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Hey, there! I'm Savannah, and I am an avid Fanfiction reader! I have only written twilight so far, but since I also love Harry Potter and others, I think I might do some stories for them too! Anyways, I am a Junior in High school, and can't wait to graduate, because as soon as I do, I am going to Ireland, where my unknown future prince charming awaits...at least that what the stories tell me! HAHA! I can dream, can't I? While I wait for the day I meet the love of my life, I do other activities, such as Choir,(and Church Choir) Drama, (We just recently did the Musical CATS... I was Jennyanydots :D) Volleyball, NHS, (national honor society...it's acually really cool...) and other stuff!
Here are some cute/funny/heartwarming/AWESOME STUFF I picked up...thought I would share them with you :D
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Savannah
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Savizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Kitten
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Gilbert
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name,
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Sprite
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name,
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Beans
This story is about a little girl that was abused.
My name is Sarah
Write down your fave characters in order
1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Nessie and Nahuel? OF COURSE! I've acually always have liked the idea of them together rather than Jake and Nessie...Jake used to be in love with Bella...It would be gross if your supposed "soulmate" used to be in love with and had made-out with your mom...TWICE.
2.Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OH YEA! Esme is a HOT MAMA! Lol I'm Joking...I swear. Anyways, we all know that all vampires are insanely gorgeous...Haha
3.What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Seth got Jake pregnant? Not possible...Even in Twilight's messed up world...I hope.
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yea I've read a few of Rosalie's...they are ok.
5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Alice and Nessie? Not cool.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Rosalie and Carlisle or Carlisle and Zafrina.. Hmm well neither
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Bella walking in on Alice and Seth? Awww poor Jasper...I expect Jasper would go all "Civil War Soldier" on Seth
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Everyone was called down to Forks to save little Nessie's life...But is that the reason Zafrina came? Or is it the Teddy bear we all know and love that pulled her?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Edward and Jake? You know, there are stories like that, but I never took the time to read them...I'm not really into that kind of love lol
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Seth and Bella...Full Moon...It's the first thing that popped into my head.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
It's Gettin' Hot In Here...(So take off all yo clothes!)...HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Classic Jake...
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Edward/Nessie/Seth...Ummm, INCEST!? Nasty peoples...
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I don’t know...a couple of weeks ago? I LOVE Carlisle tho... :D
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2)."
So Edward and Bella are happy, but then Rosalie runs off with Esme (?). Edward, brokenhearted (??thought he was happy??), has a hot one-night stand with Nahuel, and a brief unhappy affair with Seth. Then follows the wise advice of Carlisle (of course) and finds true love with...Alice...? WTF EDWARD? Get around much, dude?
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Why wait that long?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
•You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
HAHAHAHA! Gotta love this stuff! This is thanks to the internet and other profiles for sharing this funny stuff!