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Hey, there! I'm Savannah, and I am an avid Fanfiction reader! I have only written twilight so far, but since I also love Harry Potter and others, I think I might do some stories for them too! Anyways, I am a Junior in High school, and can't wait to graduate, because as soon as I do, I am going to Ireland, where my unknown future prince charming awaits...at least that what the stories tell me! HAHA! I can dream, can't I? While I wait for the day I meet the love of my life, I do other activities, such as Choir,(and Church Choir) Drama, (We just recently did the Musical CATS... I was Jennyanydots :D) Volleyball, NHS, (national honor society...it's acually really cool...) and other stuff!

Here are some cute/funny/heartwarming/AWESOME STUFF I picked up...thought I would share them with you :D

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Savannah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Savizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Kitten

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Louise Gilbert

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name,
first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Watsayul

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name,
2nd letter of your moms maidenname,
3rd letter of you dads middle name,
1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atlyatl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Beans

This story is about a little girl that was abused.
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I starting to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Write down your fave characters in order

1.Edward

2.Alice

3.Emmett

4.Esme

5.Carlisle

6.Nessie

7.Bella

8.Jake

9.Rosalie

10.Zafrina

11.Nahuel

12.Seth

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Nessie and Nahuel? OF COURSE! I've acually always have liked the idea of them together rather than Jake and Nessie...Jake used to be in love with Bella...It would be gross if your supposed "soulmate" used to be in love with and had made-out with your mom...TWICE.

2.Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

OH YEA! Esme is a HOT MAMA! Lol I'm Joking...I swear. Anyways, we all know that all vampires are insanely gorgeous...Haha

3.What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Seth got Jake pregnant? Not possible...Even in Twilight's messed up world...I hope.

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yea I've read a few of Rosalie's...they are ok.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Alice and Nessie? Not cool.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rosalie and Carlisle or Carlisle and Zafrina.. Hmm well neither

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Bella walking in on Alice and Seth? Awww poor Jasper...I expect Jasper would go all "Civil War Soldier" on Seth

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Everyone was called down to Forks to save little Nessie's life...But is that the reason Zafrina came? Or is it the Teddy bear we all know and love that pulled her?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Edward and Jake? You know, there are stories like that, but I never took the time to read them...I'm not really into that kind of love lol

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Seth and Bella...Full Moon...It's the first thing that popped into my head.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

It's Gettin' Hot In Here...(So take off all yo clothes!)...HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Classic Jake...

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/Nessie/Seth...Ummm, INCEST!? Nasty peoples...

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don’t know...a couple of weeks ago? I LOVE Carlisle tho... :D

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2)."

So Edward and Bella are happy, but then Rosalie runs off with Esme (?). Edward, brokenhearted (??thought he was happy??), has a hot one-night stand with Nahuel, and a brief unhappy affair with Seth. Then follows the wise advice of Carlisle (of course) and finds true love with...Alice...? WTF EDWARD? Get around much, dude?

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. Why wait that long?
2. Thou shall not do drugs. Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. Walmart has a bigger selection.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. Everyone knows grandma has more money.
6. Thou shall not get into fights. Cat fight anyhow...just start them.
7. Thou shall not skip class. Just take the whole day off.
8. Thou shall not strip in class. Hooters pays more.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex. Like Nike says, "just do it".
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. Just leave'm in the middle.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

•You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.- chris rock

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

HAHAHAHA! Gotta love this stuff! This is thanks to the internet and other profiles for sharing this funny stuff!

With love,

VanaBana :D

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Mates For Eternity by xxLuAshxx reviews
Male vampires are very possessive and dominant of their mates. Bella Swan is a vampire before she moves to the small town of Forks. What happens when she moves to Forks? *POSSESSIVE EDWARD & LEMONS. STEPHANIE MEYER OWNS TWILIGHT* R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,991 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12575 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resisting love by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Scotland, 1152. He had never given his heart to someone. Not after his parents died right in front of him when he was only a child. Being forced by the king of his country to marry, he decides to fight the attraction to his bride. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,891 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alpha by Silverdust101 reviews
Alpha of a dying race, Isabella Swan is fearless,protecting her people from the Cold Ones who seem to be at the crux of war with them. What happens to her controlled nature when a 'different' type of Cold ones return to Forks. Possessive Edward and Bella UP FOR ADOPTION, PM ME IF INTERESTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14256 - Favs: 15,318 - Follows: 8,301 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Me reviews
Bella is an 18 year old German/Jewish girl in the Spring of 1944, when she and her family are taken from their home to the concentration camp called Auschwitz. IGNORE chapter 1 date mistake...it's accually 1944, not 1933
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Edward