MoustachesMakeEverythingFunner
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Joined 04-20-11, id: 2861427, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 1 story for Ouran High School Host Club.

Oh my God. I haven't been on FF on such a long time. And to all my dedicated readers of Is Love Only Wanted? Or Needed? I'm so, so, so sorry. I'm a jerk, I know, and I feel like crap right now. There's just been so much going on in my life, but I know that that's no reason for leaving for a year without a warning.

I know you guys are probably furious. Wait, I know you guys ARE furious, what with all the PMs I've been getting. There are no words to express how absolutely SORRY I am.

Anyways, on a brighter note, I'll be continuing ILOWON. If you guys don't want to read it anymore, I totally understand. I don't really expect my old readers to come back, but if you do, I'll be so indebted to you guys for sticking with me.

I started writing ILOWON when I was in a more immature stage in my life, so I know that the writing quality reflects it, but I hope that my writing got better.

Thank you guys for sticking with me!


YAAYYYYYY!!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M SAYING YAAYYYYYY!!!! ...Hehe. But I feel like it.

Name: Let's see...hehe...sorry, I've been sworn to secrecy.

Age: I hope you're not a stalker, cuz if you are...TOO BAD FUDGEFACE!! Haha...lol

Okay...so enough sharing (or kinda non-sharing cuz I'm selfish like that) of personal information that can get my identity stolen...heh...like someone would want to...lol


RANDOM STUFFS TIME!!

("YAAAAYYYY!!" the children cheer.)

I'm OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED with manga anime and reading and writing. EEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!! "Ah, the flowers of moe are descending!" I just love it when Satsuki from Kaichou wa Maid Sama says that as Usui stands there with flowers on his head. EEP! Sigh...sorry for all the fangirly-ness. Haha...and if you've ever read Koukou Debut, one of my favorite parts is when Yoh tries to decide what he wants to do in the future, looks at the "What I Want To Do In The Future" papers he wrote when he was in grade school, and sees that he wrote he wanted to become a triceratops when he grew up. LOL. So I've probably established by now that I love anime and manga...sigh. *Looks into the heavens dreamily* SO MUCH MOE!!! :D

Random, I know, but...

My most absolutest fave food in the world is...DUN DUN DUN DAH (drumroll)...SUSHI!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE it! I love raspberry ice tea too. I probably wouldn't be able to survive without those two things... As you've probably guessed, I'm also abnormally cheerful all the time, so much so that people often ask me why I'm so happy and I was chosen as the person who smiled the most when my friend was tagging people on FB...HUZZAH TO ME! :D Of course, I do get mad...but the sad thing is, no matter how determined I am to hate a person, I can never stay mad for long. SIGH. I laugh ALOT. I even laugh at things that are not the least bit funny...it gets embarrassing at times. Like in English class, someone said something and I started cracking up uncontrollably. It definitely wasn't meant to be funny, and no else was laughing, so I just laughed by myself for a whole half hour. -.-" So embarrassing... I tend to get REALLY emotional. I cry at manga, anime, books, movies, music, you name it. If it's the tiniest bit sad, I cry. I saw a hobo and I cried. I don't know why...I'm really cheerful usually, but...somehow, I kind of feel for the characters...kind of like I feel their pain. Like if in a book or manga, a couple breaks up, my heart starts hurting really bad... *sniff*... I think the saddest couple fight was in Koukou Debut, but the one I cried the most in was Boku no Hatsukoi wo Kimi ni Sasagu...such a long name. My FAVE is definitely Kare First Love, though. KAWAII DESU! :D I have a bunch of favorite movies and books, and I'm really into obscure bands...not into heavy metal or rock though... I'm also REALLY clumsy. I fall down so much and bump into things so much that my body almost doesn't feel it anymore. I onced sprained my ankle walking... -_-'If I ABSOLUTELY ADORE something, make no mistake, I will eat your pet hippos if you dare make fun of them - MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!-, but (if I ever have the time- I hope so) if I ever publish something, criticism and reviews are totally accepted. If there's anything to change, I want to change it :) ...okay, so enough of my ranting. Go join the unicorns on the unicorn-filled grassy plains of writing. Go frolic...

Sayounara and gummy bears,

MoustachesMakeEverythingFunner n_n


MORE RANDOM STUFFS!!

Quotes:

"Ian: Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out?" - What a Girl Wants

"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy." - Finding Nemo

"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains." - High Fidelity

"[Julian and Delivery Guy are learning how to read]

Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!

Nazo (Delivery Guy): Fish! Pony! Hip, hip hop, hip hop anonymous? D*mn you! You gave him the easy ones!" - Big Daddy

"[At hearing for custody of Julian]

Tommy: How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?

Nazo: I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight, so that's a problem.

Tommy: I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?

Nazo: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

Tommy: Lamb and tuna fish?

Nazo: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?

Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the h*ll out?

Nazo: Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.

Homeless Guy: Let's see your clippers.

Nazo: Not my problem your father was sick.

Homeless Guy: That - well - Stop yelling at me! AAAHHHHHHHH!" - Big Daddy

"Mad Hatter: You used to be much more...'muchier.' You've lost your muchness." - Alice in Wonderland


FAVE ANIME/MANGA GUYS:

(Not in any particular order)

1. Yoh Komiyama (Koukou Debut)

2. Usui Takumi (Maid Sama)

3. Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin...I heart them equally (Ouran High School Host Club)

4. Aoi Kiriya (Kare First Love)

5. Kei Takishima (Special A)

6. Night Tenjo (Absolute Boyfriend)

7. Shogo Narumi (Beauty Pop)

8. Takuma Kakinouchi (Boku no Hatsukoi wo Kimi ni Sasagu)

9. Leo Aoi (Beast Master)

10. Shoubu...eh, forgot his last name...sorry (Heart)


>:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

>>--('''v''')-->>If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

>>--('''v''')-->>If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

>>--('''v''')-->>If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
XYou’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
X Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses
X You are known for being "evil"
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 2

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
X You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
XYou are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 2

Mori Wild Type:

X You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
X Your favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 3

Hikaru Devil Type:

X You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person.
X You like to mess with your sibling
X You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 4

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
X You enjoy cosplay
X You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
X You like playing tricks on people

Total: 7

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
X You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
X You're an excellent cook.
X You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 4

YAAAYYYYY!!!! I'm most like Kaoru! Which is wierd, because my manga-obsessed friends all call me Kaoru...

If you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown objects because of what a fictional character has done, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys go up to fight.
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy as a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play.
A dumb man went to shout 'Hooray!'
A deaf police man heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
A paralyzed donkey walking by,
Kicked the copper in the eye.
Sent him through a rubber wall,
Into a dry ditch, drowning them all.
(If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man-He saw it too!)
If you thought that was completely and utterly stupid, ignore this.
BUT, if you thought this was pretty funny, paste this into your profile and share the randomness! (Me: LONG LIVE OXYMORONS!!)

Looks:

Hair Color: Really, really black (it's natural :D)
Long or Short: Um...about an inch past my shoulder blades
Straight or Curly: Slightly wavy
Eye Color: A goldish brown...it depends. Sometimes, they're dark brown.
Big or Small: 5'5"
Tats: Last I checked...no...
Piercings: Nope.

This or that?

Fire or Ice: Ice. I can't stand heat. I get all hyper. XD
Day or Night: Night. I am SO not a morning person...or even a day person. If you wake me up, beware...
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate!
Tea or Soda: THUMBS AND PET DOGS UP FOR RASPBERRY ICED TEA!
Juice or Water: Water...or juice. It all depends on my mood...
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: White milk...sigh. All my friends think I'm wierd...
Italian or Chinese: ITALIAN! Probably because I'm asian and I get sick of eating Chinese every day...
McDonald's or Burger King: BURGER KING ALL THE WAY!! WOOHOO!
Pizza Hut or Domino's: Pizza Hut!!
Watermelon or Kiwi: DEFINITELY WATERMELON. Once, when I was like seven, I ate a REALLY SOUR kiwi. Even though that was a long time ago, it scarred me for life. Everytime I even look at a kiwi, I remember the sourness. BLECCHHH! >.Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry.
Cherry or Banana: Cherry. Definitely cherry. I was eating a banana once, and I was walking. I saw a banana smeared on the sidewalk next to my house (no idea how that got there... -_-' Probably my sister though.) Needless to say, that ruined my appetite for bananas forever...
Summer or Winter: WINTER!!
Rainy or Sunny: Rainy. LOVE THE RAIN! It makes everything grow, it's not TOO cold, and it's fun to walk and dance in...
Snowy or Rainy: RAINY!!
Love or Money: Definitely love. While it might hurt, there will always be a time where it makes you the happiest...WARGH! I sound so preachy...
Mates or Dates: Mates!! HEART MY AWESOME, CRAZILY INSANE FRIENDS!!

Have you ever...

Smiled for no reason: Yeah...I do it so much my friends are starting to stare at me... XD
Danced in the rain: Yep. I still can't fathom why all those cars were honking at me... I think one even gave me the finger...
Sang out loud: Of course.
Kissed in the rain: Nopers.
Gotten in a bar fight: Yeah. Duh. You know me, going to bars every night...NO WAY! WHY THE HECK WOULD I?!
Done drugs: NOSIREE
Been drunk: Nopilidalidadaisisies.
Been in love: Yes. Sat on a roof: Yep. Then I fell off.
Gotten thrown out of a store: No. I'm not THAT stupid. When I do my spy work, *whispers* I ALWAYS go undercover...I hafta be normal. DUH.
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): Nope. Almost, though. I'm not sure if he was worth it.
Played an instrument: Yep. Clarinet and piano and guitar. Still do.
Smoked a cigarette: Ew, no. Sorry, but that is one habit I utterly despise.
Lied: Duh. I just saw a flying potato eat my cat and barf a frog out into the moon while yodeling. See? I'm lying.
Cheated: Uhhh...do board games count?
Stolen: I have the right to remain silent...haha.
Stayed up all night: No. I've tried, but I usually end up dozing off at like 4 AM. That SO didn't help the fact that one time I had about four tests the next day...I didn't realize my stupidity till the tests were being handed out...
Been arrested: Nope. But if I ever was, it would probably be my best friend's fault...lol

Copy and paste to your profile

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (This only applies to me: I don't cry over physical things, just movie, books, anime/manga...)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 8. Not too bad.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 20. I am definitely a girl. XP


1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Conizzle. (Okay. That's just wierd.)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Bunny (I CANNOT imagine a detective named that. Sorry. XD)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Aden Montclaire (Wow. Sounds so soap-y.)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Yuacozhu (Totally equivalent to Darth Vader. Yup.)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Cream Frappucino (O...kay.)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Oadhcja (Um.)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): An

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mocha (OKAY. I admit it, I named my fat hamster some generic hamster name. Like "Mocha.")


BIRTH MONTH

- Pick your birth month.
- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others (Are you kidding me? I'm the queen of un-motivation. Is that a word?). Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy (LOLOLOL. JK. Or maybe not... ;D) in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generousand egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Afraid much?

xAchluophobia - Fear of darkness.
xAcrophobia - Fear of heights.
xAgliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
xAichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men.
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
xArachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
xAtychiphobia - Fear of failure.
xAutophobia - Fear of being alone.

Total: 7

B
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
xBathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

Total: 1

C
xCacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
xCatagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
xCoulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.

Total: 3

D
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.

Total: 0

Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

Total: 0

G
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
xGlossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
Gynophobia - Fear of women.

Total: 1

H
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
xHemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

Total: 1

I
xItrophobia - Fear of doctors.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

Total: 2

K
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

Total: 0

L
Lekophobia - Fear of the color white.
xLilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

Total: 1

M
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

Total: 0

N
xNecrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
xNosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

Total: 2

O
xObesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
xOrnithophobia - Fear of birds. (Just seagulls. And big, kinda scruffy birds. Like vultures. EEK.)

Total: 2

P
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
Philophobia - Fear of love.
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
xPyrophobia - Fear of fire.

Total:1

S
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep.

Total: 0

T
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
xTrypanophobia - Fear of injections.
xTychiphobia – Fear of accidents.

Total: 2

V-Z
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
xXenophobia - Fear of strangers. (It all started when I saw this pedo guy with huge sunglasses. He was smiling creepily at me. O.o So I'm only afraid of pedo-like guys.)
Zoophobia - Fear of animals

Total: 1

Total amount of fears: 24. Goodness. -.-


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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