Dal Niente
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Joined 04-20-11, id: 2861487, Profile Updated: 08-15-20
Author has written 38 stories for Megamind, Lilo & Stitch, Lord of the Rings, Punisher, and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.

I'm finally crossposting to AO3! My name there is dalniente and the fics have been slightly updated/altered! Come and see! And there may be MORE fics there (or there will be, there aren't yet) than there are here! (A day will come when they're the same in both places, but it is not this day.)

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Metro City Zombie War by ladyspock7 reviews
Story idea inspired by Ramendobe of tumblr. Metro City is overrun by zombies, quarantined, and abandoned by the authorities. Roxanne brings a group of survivors to Megamind's Evil Lair, the only safe place left. To get them in, she's willing to bargain. What she discovers will change her perception forever. Some chapters may be rated M, for disturbing imagery.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,898 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 11/5/2015 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion
Journey to Evil Queen by LadyStina reviews
premovie-AU. Everything is going wrong for Roxanne. First she gets fired, then she's robbed on top of that? There's only one person to contact. No. Not him. To really get even, she needs to enlist the help of the city's resident supervillain. So why is she sticking around afterward?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,149 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Grasping for Purchase by eternallost reviews
Roxanne wonders if Megamind has ever had a soft touch in his life
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 11/28/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Code: Safe Word by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne calls timeout on Metro Man Day, interrupting Megamind's DeathRay plot before it begins. Her original plan is a single, casual hook-up with her annoyingly attractive supervillain. But Megamind matters to Roxanne a lot more than she cares to admit—and he's not really very happy as a supervillain. It's time for Roxanne to come up with another plan. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 176,900 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Five Weeks by les7091 reviews
Megamind and Minion have been gone, seen by nobody, for a week Two weeks Three Four Nobody seems to care but Roxanne. She has to find him
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
An Ocean That's Inside a Bigger Ocean by TheSUNiswarmingup reviews
Following the Titan battle, Roxanne decides the blue man behind the holowatch is worth a second look. I do not own Megamind, am not affiliated with DreamWorks, yadda yadda yadda. Sure do love him, though!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, OC
Safe If We Stand Close Together by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
You don't Know What's Good for Bad by OceansGratitude reviews
A collection of one-shots about that one blue guy you've probably heard of. Chapter 6: Post Operation
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
Hair-itage by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Raditz is having some trouble with his mane and Yamcha offers to help out - and learns a little about saiyan culture in the process. Part 12 of the Geta!verse
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Yamcha, Raditz - Complete
Long Burning Desires by SilverSpiderArt reviews
Post Movie, AU-ish: Wayne Scott has been denying his feelings for a long time for a certain blue alien. Featuring a brooding Wayne, Megamind trying to flirt, and alien biology. Ch 1 is mostly T and can be read as a one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Megamind, Metro Man
Relief by Vema reviews
Metro Man is off his game, and a little discomfort on Roxanne's part leads to a lot of fun for her and Megamind both, and then some complications. Now AU, with a lot more plot that was ever intended to link the smut together. SUPER LEMON WARNING! Do not read this if graphic sexual scenes aren't your thing.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,414 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Rescue by Darkover reviews
Javert is saved from suicide by Valjean, but it becomes more complicated than that, especially as it is not always clear who is saving whom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Valjean, Javert
my heart lies buried like something dead by Miroslav reviews
That night on the parapet, Valjean forces Javert to live. Some time later, Javert finds himself returning the favor. Javert/Valjean.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 102,583 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Valjean, Javert - Complete
I Don't Believe In the Sun by AetherAria reviews
A short exploration of Megamind's thoughts on solar bodies throughout his life.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
An Unpredictable Thanksgiving by SapphireGirl93 reviews
Pre-movie. A collaborative holiday effort with Hunger4Righteousness that just wouldn't quit! Megamind is feeling a little out of sorts because of an insult Roxanne loves to throw at him in the heat of their constant banter, and decides to prove to her just how wrong she is... with surprising results for both of them.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,922 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Liar, Lover, Mirror, Tell Me What's the Difference? by SalemAnderson reviews
Why did Roxanne react the way she did in the rain when Megamind's cover was blown? She liked Megamind more than she admitted openly, but why did she get so mad at him and not let him explain? Perhaps it hit a little too close to home and reopened some old wounds. Read and review, please; I love reviews!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] OC - Complete
The File by SapphireGirl93 reviews
After a year of covert operating, Roxanne is finally ready for the story that will be the pinnacle of her career. Who knew that one little story could lead to such interesting fun and games with Metro City's infamous blue bad boy? Rated T for a wee bit o' steaminess!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Hal S./Tighten - Complete
Fathers and Sons by Dani Kin reviews
"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,967 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Warden, Megamind - Complete
Jeans by starvingartist83 reviews
Post-movie. Roxanne appreciates Megamind's ventures into casual dressing. Not for kids! Or for normal people in general really...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Greyscale by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
There is a balance of good and bad. Good is not always good; sometimes it can be bad, and being bad can be good. It isn't any simpler when Megamind explains it.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Roxanne R., Megamind
dickweenie by Jim from IT reviews
Sherlock leaned in close to John's luscious ear and whispered seductively "Jawn. Jawn. I'm inside of you," Sherlock paused most dramatically "With my dick-weenie." Sherlock finished with a flourish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snow Day by Dani Kin reviews
A slice-of-life look at an average Saturday with one-year-old Megamind in which several things happen - including finger painting with breakfast foods, fast-paced chases, wet shoes, and the warden taking him out to play in the snow for the first time.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Warden, Megamind - Complete
Breakfast of Champions by Verdigris reviews
When a certain super hero is on the package, kids will do anything to get it, including a certain super villain.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
The Way You Are by Allendra reviews
ONESHOT: On their first date at her apartment, Roxanne tries to make Megamind feel special and show him that she likes him just the way he is. Rated for sensuality.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Is it still Kidnapping by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
If there's table service, a dress code, and champagne-spewing brainbots? It is if Megamind is involved.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Loose Ends by Emmalyn reviews
A look at what happened to Roxanne, Megamind, and Minion after the battle with Tighten but before the museum dance scene at the end of the film. MM/RR fluff with a sprinkle of drama.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,582 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Fortress of Solitude by Dani Kin reviews
Wayne is having visitors at his fortress of solitude. This is not good. Post-movie, after the fountain scene but before the museum opening.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Metro Man - Complete
Lake Effect by Patches reviews
Pre-movie. Megamind and Roxanne end up trapped together in the invisible car during a blizzard and have to figure out how to keep warm without killing each other first. Rating for tasteful nudity and belligerent sexual tension.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Embrace by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
His lifestyle has trained him to treat any contact as an attack, to trust nothing good will last for long, to know he can never be allowed to have what he wants. He is so terrified of losing her - again - that the fears cling to him, until he's paralysed
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
A Taste of What's to Come by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne bumped into a cloth-covered machine and nearly stumbled as a flash of bright white light caught her off-guard. Great, there went her dark vision. It was going to take hours to find the kitchen now...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Rituals by raywing reviews
Each day in our lives is filled with comforting little rituals...
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Blue Blue Blue Blue Christmas by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is unexpectedly Megamind's guest for Christmas Eve. Tis the season of miracles... My shot at making a funny, tasteful, and deliciously smutty Christmas story. M for a reason, folks.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Day Before by InvderLava reviews
The day before Metro Man Day, a different kind of supervillain attacks Metro City. When Metro Man is drastically injured, only the city's resident criminal mastermind can save the day... and Metro Man's life. Co-written by Invderlava and Seiaa. WIP.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Might Have Been by Grandiose Me reviews
Prompt: If MetroMan had survived the Death Ray, and he, Megamind, and Roxanne continued on with their lives as usual, could Megamind and Roxanne still have fallen in love?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,175 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Bold and Blue by Masako Moonshade reviews
A collection of one-shots dedicated to our favorite supervillain-turned-hero.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Megamind
Me, the Night, and You by The Croc Shop reviews
Post-film. Roxanne Ritchi brings down a baddie, brews coffee, and gets laid.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Honesty by saltintheoven reviews
Just drama and fluff, that's all. A fanfic to slyly slip in between the battle and the final party scene.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Twenty Years by The Croc Shop reviews
Futurefic. Just another thrilling Friday evening for Roxanne Ritchi.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
The Other Woman Incident by Grandiose Me reviews
Pre-movie. Apparently, Metroman has a new girlfriend. Megamind disapproves.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Truth and Nothing But the Truth by Alara Rogers reviews
Q never got his powers back after Deja Q, and now has to adjust to having a human sexuality. But his understanding of human history leaves him terrified of admitting that he's in love with Picard. Unrequited Picard/Q, platonic Data and Q friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Balancing Act by Quantum Witch reviews
(2007) A church needs redeeming, and when Aziraphale cannot do the job, Crowley does so in the most over the top way. Angelic gratitude is the gift that keeps on giving.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2007 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
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Florigenesis (build up your thorns, wear down your heart) reviews
Less "Hanahaki" and more "mutually-requited pining with flowers thrown in for flavor." The flowers won't kill you, but they aren't a pleasant experience either. (If you're looking for traditional Hanahaki, you'll be disappointed. But if you want Hanahaki with a happy ending, I've got your back!) Complete!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 10/10/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Peace reviews
Not long after the events of Dive, Roxanne is having a rough night. Megamind is happy to help, and realizes some things along the way.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
And Evil Returns With a Backhand
Sequel to She's Got a Sweet Right Hook! Roxanne has had a long week. Megamind is going to drag it out a little longer. Longer than that. Juuust a little longer. Listen, he has to repay her for that ladder business somehow.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,374 - Published: 3/27 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Mamma Mia (here we go again) reviews
By the time Roxanne arrives at home, she is a furious tangle of confusion and rather a lot of belated "WTF" panic. She calls her brother to scream for a while. He shares some thoughts she wasn't expecting. Canon and Cold Fusion compliant.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27 - Megamind, Roxanne R., OC - Complete
Cold Fusion: Twelve Days reviews
Deck the halls! Megamind is going to stay with Roxanne and her family for Christmas. There's only one problem: her family doesn't know who he is yet, and breaking the news is going to be difficult. Sequel to Hallows' Eve. Currently rated T, but that's going to change.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 219,229 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Job That's In Front Of You reviews
When Metro Man is careless and a plot goes belly-up in the worst way possible, Roxanne has to work with a team of guiding brainbots to save Minion's life. The emotional aftermath carries some important revelations for everyone involved.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/28/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Fins reviews
Sequel to Feathers, my soulbirds AU! Megamind, Roxanne, and Minion have figured out their soulmate situation, gone public with their relationship, and now they are leaving Metro City for sunny Key West and a much-needed vacation.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,206 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/10/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion
Talk Nerdy To Me reviews
Or, "in which Megamind learns what 'what are you wearing' means." Roxanne is attending a conference out of state, but she can still have a nice time with her blue man when she misses him!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
With Every Heartbeat I Have Left reviews
Roxanne is going to be an aunt! Megamind gets wrapped up in Roxanne's family affairs, and learns he might want a life beyond what he has been able to imagine for himself thus far. T for mature emotional themes, but overall K. COMPLETE.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2021 - Published: 7/20/2020 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Embers to Ashes reviews
In 1977, a probe carrying a recording of the sounds of Earth was launched toward deep space. What if Megamind's people did something similar, years before the black hole? And what if Megamind acquired that recording? Emotional hurt/comfort, bring tissues.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man - Complete
She's Got a Sweet Right Hook reviews
Roxanne discovers she can fit her whole hand in places hands weren't meant to go. Megamind is screamingly pleased with this. (Takes place in the Dive-verse, but you do not need to have read Dive to enjoy this.)
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Feathers reviews
AU in which people receive water birds that will eventually lead them to their soulmates. Or: in which Dal fights depression by focusing really really hard on things that make Dal, specifically, happy. So, angst, feels, Megamind with gills, and a soulmate AU with birds in it! Complete.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,363 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2021 - Published: 2/6/2021 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
and everything emptying into white reviews
Megamind purrs a lot as a small child. He assumes he grows out of this, so it's a surprise when he starts back up again.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2021 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Though you're many years away reviews
Megamind can't stay. Roxanne can't leave. Let's have some faster-than-light feels!
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2020 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion, OC - Complete
Sleep reviews
A sweet soft cuddly moment. Megamind can't sleep, so he crawls into bed with his girlfriend.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Careful With That Axe, Eugene reviews
Pre-movie AU. Hal has just been fired. Megamind has been holding himself in check, but new information has come to light and it seems Hal requires a direct approach. Bonus fic to accompany With Every Heartbeat I Have Left, but you don't need to read that first.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2020 - Megamind, Hal S./Tighten - Complete
Monotremata (Come What May) reviews
"Roxanne isn't sure how to describe 'going to sleep and waking up to find your small-size body has laid a large-size egg' except as traumatic, even if you knew your body could do that. And Megamind didn't." In which Megamind lays an egg and is Not Happy About It, but Roxanne is home to help him pick up the pieces and remind him that she'll always be there for him, if he'll let her.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2020 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
where my armor ends reviews
Hordak's old coping mechanisms aren't much help while he waits for the other shoe to fall.
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2020 - Complete
Headfirst reviews
The long-ago promised sexy followup to Dive. Some relationship negotiation, some sweet sexin', some cuddles.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2020 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
When it Rains it Pours reviews
Roxanne is keeping a secret from Megamind. It's a good secret. Written for the Valentine's Day fic/art exchange 2020.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2020 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
Mischief is its Own Reward reviews
Roxanne is Sick And Tired of being bugged about not being in a relationship. Minion sees an Opportunity and Seizes It. This results in Megamind traveling home with Roxanne for Christmas as her "boyfriend." Fake dating? YES. Only one bed? CHECK. Oblivious characters? YEP. Mutually-requited pining? WE GOT THAT TOO. Megamind getting the cuddles he so desperately needs? OH YOU KNOW IT.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,800 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2019 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Swansong reviews
Minion may not be as lost as he seems, but in the meantime, Megamind is struggling to pick up the threads of a life he's not sure he knows how to live and Roxanne is determined to help where she can.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,324 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/18/2019 - Published: 11/5/2015 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Port of my Call
"He hates this. Wants to hurt—something, wants to—help; he wants to help; David is in pain and Frank can do precisely nothing about it and he hates that." There's a blowjob, but it isn't terribly explicit, so I'm going with a T rating. LMK if I should change it.
Punisher - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Frank C./The Punisher, David L.
wake your sleepy soul reviews
The Punkt had soulmates. Humans don't. This doesn't necessarily mean the two are incompatible. Soulmate AU: Your soulmate hears you when you sing. Written for Megamind Month 2019.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion
Between the mountains and the sea reviews
Legolas had assumed they were already at the bottom of Gimli's vocal range but he was wrong, he was wrong, and if he were not wildly in love with Gimli already this absolutely would have sealed the deal. These are notes he had not believed possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2019 - Legolas, Gimli
In over his head reviews
Megamind realizes something troubling after Roxanne gets hurt during an evil plot.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Dive reviews
Roxanne could have noticed her interest in Megamind was more than hypothetical before he was staring up at her through three feet of green water and asphyxiating.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion - Complete
long as the day in the summertime deep as the wine-dark sea reviews
One-shot. Megamind wakes up to a different world than the one he closed his eyes to, and Roxanne fills him in on what he's missed.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2019
We're all that's left (and we're going home) reviews
Minion is home, no matter where they are. Gravity is unreliable, stars die, planets crumble; the only sure thing is that Minion means home and that's really the only thing that matters in this life. One-shot. Not a happy fic. Rated T for mature themes.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Megamind, Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Cold Fusion Holiday Special: Where the Heart is reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Metro City, and Lady Scott is finally being released from the hospital. She gets to the penthouse and is extremely surprised by what-and who-is waiting for her.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,291 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Being Normal reviews
It's all he'll ever want, it's all he'll never have. Or will he? Megamind wishes he had something like a normal life. Collaboration between me and KarenBJones!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,495 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Cold Fusion: Hallows' Eve reviews
When a house fire brings sudden tragedy to a well-known family in Metro City, Megamind and Roxanne are forced to address their sentiments towards Wayne. Sequel to Cold Fusion: True North. Rated T for language and mature concepts. COMPLETE.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,455 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Blue Agents of Destruction reviews
AU, oneshot. Roxanne wakes up to find a strange creature systematically destroying her apartment. Metro Man is busy. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Spinning Madly On reviews
One-shot, Roxanne's POV. Takes place just after Wayne has that run-in with the death ray. Rated T for language. "Roxanne is expecting a call any second, all the way back to her apartment..."
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Roxanne R. - Complete
Cold Fusion: True North reviews
Part Two of Cold Fusion. Metro City is under repair, and an angry young man wants to make a name for himself. More importantly, Megamind and Roxanne are together...but how long can he expect it to last? Rated M for later chapters. Romance angst drama.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,592 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Crises of Identity reviews
Pre-movie. Wayne learns something, and is unsettled. Megamind is in jail and confused, but he knows when something isn't right, and he doesn't like the change, and wants to figure out what caused it and fix it. Part Two: Megamind Fixes It.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Megamind, Metro Man - Complete
Cold Fusion reviews
My take on what goes on between Titan's defeat and the opening of the Megamind Museum. Megamind is made of some tough stuff, but there's a reason he was afraid of Titan.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,816 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Awakening reviews
Oneshot. In the middle of the night, Roxanne pulls Megamind out of sleep. He is okay with it. Rated M.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete