Name: While I'm tempted to tell you what my real name is, I'll refrain.
Age: Nope, I'm going to refrain from revealing that too.
Favorite show: That changes a lot, but right now my favorite show is Attack on Titan.
Stuff I like to do: Write, Drawing, Watching anime, Reading, Making comics, Messing around with my computer, Playing horror video games, Watching horror movies
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Kisshu is cool
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I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
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FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Say "Ding" on every floor.
3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
5.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
13.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
16.Swat at flies that don't exist.
17.Tell people that you can see their aura.
18.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
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If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off copy this to your profile.
If you hate school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have violent thoughts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random, copy this into your profile.
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.
If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do, copy this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.
STOP ANIMAL ABUSE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANIMAL ABUSE, PUT THIS ON YOUR BIO
If you want to have Zak's powers, copy this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.
When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
I don't obsess; I think intensely.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
I do not deny everything.
Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.
I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Do you still believe the Saturday sub auto pilot malfunctioned and crashed all by itself when I was 7?- Zak
Where do you dig your holes to?
Sincerely, A Curious American.
-Dear Lost Keys,
Sincerely, Lost Phone on Silent.
Give the silly rabbit some Trix already!
Sincerely, concerned about the rabbits mental health.
-Dear black hole at the bottom of my backpack,
Please stop eating my pens and pencils and homework. I kind of need those.
Sincerely, unprepared Student
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
People call me weird, then I turn to them and say, "People who are weird are unique. Unique people are strange. Strange is better that cool. Cool is acting. Acting is fun, but if you go to far, you're world falls apart. You lose all your so-called friends once you mess up one time, but if you do something cool again, they come back to you. Your 'friends' never help you up when your down, they always forget you're name. Being weird is a gift. You have real, weird friends, that would never leave your side, even if you messed up 16 times. They help you up when you're down, they never forget your name." I stay silent for a minute, then say two words. "Thank you." And walk away. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you got what this was saying.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you've ever started something but didn't finish it, put this in your profile and maybe save time to go finish it.
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