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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Criminal Minds, and Without a Trace.

I mostly enjoy fics with Hermione paired with a dark character (who doesn't suddenly become an upstanding citizen, but still has a soft spot for her). It's probably a phase, but I doubt I'll get over it soon. I also enjoy Hermione paired with... well, anyone really. I usually stick to crossovers, but I do go back to HP-Only every now and then.

Favourite pairings, or what I keep myself on the lookout for:

Hermione/Dolohov

Hermione/Rabastan

Hermione/Rabastan/Rodolphus

Hermione/Yaxley

Hermione/Lucius (sometimes)

Hermione/Scabior (I have a soft spot for him)

Hermione/Barty

Hermione/Viktor

Hermione/Fabian/Gideon

Hermione/Salazar

Hermione/Albus

Hermione/Gellert

Hermione/Albus/Gellert

Just about any Hermione with a Death Eater, to be honest. I'm a huge fan of rare pairs.

For Crossovers:

Avengers

Hermione/Loki

Hermione/Tony Stark

Hermione/Dr. Banner

Hermione/Steve

Hermione/Coulson (This one especially)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/AtS

Hermione/Giles

Hermione/Spike

Hermione/Angel

Hermione/Ethan Rayne (My favourite of all of them)

Lord of the Rings

Hermione/Boromir

Hermione/Aragorn

Hermione/Elf other than Legolas

Criminal Minds

Hermione/Ian Doyle

Hermione/Hotchner

Hermione/Rossi

Supernatural

Hermione/Castiel

Hermione/Gadreel

Hermione/Lucifer

Hermione/Gabriel

Hermione/any angel

Hermione/Bobby

Hermione/Benny

Hermione/Chuck

Law Order: SVU

Hermione/Rafael Barba

...nearly any crossover pairings, really.

I don't like Ron Weasley. I don't like him paired with Hermione, nor do I even like them as friends (though I will tolerate that much). I believe an OOC Ron is any fic where he does or says something kind, sensitive, wise, or clever that wasn't purely accidental.

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Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 2993 - Favs: 11,788 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Slytherin Way by Ebenbild reviews
"You just yelled at me to get me to stop," she pointed out. "It's two weeks until the Yule Ball, I'm a girl, you're a boy and as far as I know you're still without a date – what else should I think at a time like that?" Draco Malfoy really likes to insult Hermione. In fourth year she finally decides to turn the tables on him in a most Slytherin way. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
The Pretender by NeverBeyondRedemption reviews
Hermione was by no means an expert in Dark Magic, what she needed was someone who was. Gellert Grindelwald, one of the most powerful dark wizards of all time, was certainly no fan of this 'Voldemort'. Maybe they could reach an agreement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 72,577 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/11/2019 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Unrequited Obsession by Stephanie MRV reviews
This story is about life after Hogwarts for Hermione Granger. It is all going well and good until you capture the attention of a certain vampire king who thinks you would be perfect for him. This follows Hermiones life as Aro Volturi attempts to make her his. I know, not the best of summaries but just take a peek and see if you like it. :-)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Aro, Carlisle - Complete
Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
Tea is Never a Problem, but it can be a Solution by The Ferryman reviews
Or how Hermione calmed her parents, deduced the location of the Horcruxes, plotted to have the Goblins turn over the contents of Bellatrix's vault, unraveled the curse on the DADA Professor position, planned to remove a soul fragment from Harry, and explained to Dumbledore how Voldemort had erred, all over a simple cup of tea. (Follows on Pureblood Traditions)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 2,605 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Strange Tale by VioletIvoire reviews
An early excerpt: Hermione looked up at the man and woman in surprise when she answered the door. "Father, Madame," Hermione greeted the two respectfully despite their outdated clothing. "Is there something you have neglected to tell me, Severus?" The woman asked her companion. The man scowled at her and Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Dr. S. Strange] - Complete
Rescuing the Senior by Ydream08 reviews
Tricked into holding what she'd thought was a broken time-turner, Hermione was sent back to 1926. She was stuck in time and lived in the Leaky. While struggling to build a new life, an odd couple caught her attention. No way could a man love such a woman so intensely, right? A simple answer: Love potion. Little did Hermione know that she was intervening to the newly-wed Riddles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,998 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Tom R. Sr., Hermione G.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I'm Here by JenniseiBlack reviews
She heard the bullet loading into the chamber in Ward's gun. Hermione froze as she heard the gunfire.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Hermione G., P. Coulson] - Complete
How to Meet your Soulmate by VioletIvoire reviews
Oh Hermione...poor Hermione...her day just isn't going her way...or is it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2017 - Published: 2/28/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
Endless Life by firefly81 reviews
Gellert comes to Hogwarts with an agenda. Will Hermione help him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 157 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Cwéne by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione watches the inky sky, alone, and wishes upon a star. She wishes for an equal, someone to stand at her side as she takes a stand against the world. And when the Fates deliver him to her, the world will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 295 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
The Boy in the Bookshelf by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Diplomacy by jeweled inferno reviews
Gandalf is protecting Hermione's world from Sauron, and he wants her help. As an Unspeakable with a Sorcerer's Stone, she watches thousands of years pass, during which friends disappear and fade from memory. Just as the Ring reappears in the Shire, a long-dead friend somehow sends her a disturbing message: Voldemort is still alive. Includes vampires. Other genres: humor, romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,312 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 2/13/2010 - [Hermione G., Glorfindel] Ginny W., Gandalf
hands like houses by jaylene reviews
Sakura finds herself trapped in the past and discovers a new family along the way, however unwilling she may be. Time travel. Fix-it fic. Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,164 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 196 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Sakura H., Danzō S., Kagami U., Torifu A. - Complete
All I Ask of You by JenniseiBlack reviews
After her long time relationship with Ron Weasley falls apart, Hermione receives a call from friends to move to the states. Moving here the last thing she was looking for was love but she finds it in the last person she ever thought possible. Hermione/ Charlie Swan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Charlie S.] - Complete
Brilliant Magic by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,754 - Reviews: 2757 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Hermione G., Fred W., George W.] - Complete
Picket Fences by Annamonk reviews
Okay, a reader planted a plot bunny. I loved it. An older Buffy winds up with a new team and the adventures begin. Joss owns everything. I just borrow them to amuse my own sick self.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,933 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 6/27/2014
In Story Books by Alais Kingsleigh reviews
Hermione would do anything to avenge Ron's death. She'd sell her soul to the devil himself, Aro. But she did not expect the life she would lead with the devil and how it would change her, even the way she views things. She grew darker than one would expect of a heroine and then she found love, but everything is not as it seems in story books. Hermione/Aro
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Hermione G., Aro - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 231 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ex Tempore by MaryRoyale reviews
This was definitely not in her job description. And yet, here she was, Deputy Head of the DRCMC, somehow doing a job better suited to an Unspeakable. How on earth did she get assigned to helping Salazar Slytherin get settled into life in the twenty-first century? (Originally a gift fic for Meiri in the Granger Enchanted Fic Exchange.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 453 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 3,272 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Gryffindor Wins by tulip meadow reviews
It has always been like that. Gryffindor wins. Until for once it doesn't, because of a sad accident. A drabble, outlining Hermione's life before and after Voldemort's defeat. Dark!Hermione by the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Viktor K., Kingsley S. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 10,110 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Mutual Respect Sends His Regrets by moor reviews
What's a best nemesis (Loki) to do when his usual captor (Hermione) is temporarily out of commission? And why isn't trashing major cities fun anymore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,430 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
The Young Adventurer's Club by artemisgirl reviews
"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Birds Of A Feather II by Out of Custody reviews
... And so will pigs and swine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Birds of a Feather by Out of Custody reviews
...flock together. Even if they are of the most different species. (M for language, nudity and implied sex - just to be sure). Oneshot
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
Last Resort by The Maudlin Muse reviews
What happens when Severus Snape can simply take no more of the abuse? Please leave feed back Reviews are the sustinance that keeps us writers going, plus they are filling and non fattening!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,923 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Photorealism by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"He takes as many pictures as always but now they're not just of corridors or teachers accidentally making ridiculous faces. He takes pictures of educational decrees and abuses of power, of bleeding hands and scared faces." Before Dennis could fight the revolution, his brother had to record it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Marbles by kookyfaun3 reviews
Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011
The Sacrifices We Make by allthatissacredandholy reviews
"We do what we have to do. We'll always put running the country over everything else." Mycroft/Hermione. Honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Hermione G., Mycroft H. - Complete
what if this storm ends? by Elle Blessingway reviews
She may have done it the first time for the wrong reasons, but she did it the second time for the right ones. (Or how there was more to Lavender Brown than most people ever really knew.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Lavender B. - Complete
No Difference by BookkeeperThe reviews
Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 335 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sam W., D. Morgan - Complete
Glue by Lady Icicle reviews
Because she was the glue that held them together, and she would do anything for her boys. Warning: Character Death, hints of Team Seven x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Dagnirel by emerald sorceress reviews
There is no word for Buffy in Sindarin so the elves call her Dagnirel, the Bane Star, for she fell from the sky and her eyes glitter with diamond light. But no-one can stand before her when she bares her blades in battle and death is her gift.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Buffy S., Thorin - Complete
Hatred burns (stronger than determination) by Arianna Scribbler reviews
"They call you mudblood like it's some kind of insult." (2nd person POV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Declaration by Imraphel reviews
Hermione has had enough. And she is not the only one. EWE. Rated K for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The light of Ithilwen by Meian Kurayami reviews
She was sent there to be safe,but really,her brother should have known she would end up involved in a war.Now she's back home,but home is in even bigger trouble,and he will not get her to stay behind this time,for it is in her blood to fight the darkness. Her brother would just have to accept that. If he didn't... well, there was always the tempting option of hexing him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,318 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hermione G., Legolas
The Time Distortion by swoonforsirius reviews
When Salazar Slytherin is thrown forward in time, Hermione is given a chance to get to know the well known muggle hater. What will he think of how time has remembered him and will it bother him that Hermione is a muggle born?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
A heart that hurts is a heart that works by xodreamer53ox reviews
The war is over and everyone falls back in their old ways,except Hermione.Scared form what she has been trough the young witch decides to have a fresh start in a ordinary town,Mystic Falls.But she soon finds out normal isn't something that lies ahead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hermione G., Damon S.
A Different Type of Furry Little Problem by blue artemis reviews
Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 167 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
The Sweetest Eyes by The Red Strings reviews
In which Klaus gets tangled up in everything that had to do with her, she, Hermione, a woman, who infuriated him to no end. But she also amused him with her ways, and perhaps somewhere along the road, he found her so unbearably charming. It was because of those sweet eyes of hers. Oneshot. Somewhat fluffy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 269 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Klaus - Complete
Castiel's Choice by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
After returning from purgatory, Castiel was back to his normal self. A certain meeting with the Being that Castiel loved the most challenged him to decide between two choices that would forever change his life. What would Castiel choose? HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Castiel] - Complete
Remembering the Past by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
She had no recollection of anything that happened to her two years ago. When two familiar boys introduced themselves as Sam and Dean Winchester, Hermione Granger reckoned she will finally have the answers she had been looking for. HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Trench-Coated Angel".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Castiel] Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Trench Coated Angel by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"I mean, you appeared to me with all your trench coat, blue eyes, and bloody angel-powered glory, claiming that I'm important in some damn Apocalypse," she softly slurred. "What's not there to love, Castiel?" HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Prequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Hermione G., Castiel] - Complete
Carpe Diem by sarhea reviews
A story delving into an alternative history of canon. An accident sends Hermione Granger to the past, the Marauder's time. She refuses to obey conventional wisdom and chooses to shape the future. COMPLETE : AU B7EWE : Hermione/Rabastan
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,011 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Hermione G., Rabastan L.] Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 203 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Atypical Couple by Kaien Brief reviews
Hermione goes back in time to spy on Tom Riddle and his Death Eaters only to end up stuck in the past and intrigued by a certain Slytherin. CBHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cygnus B., Hermione G. - Complete
Behind by Somber Secrets reviews
Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,673 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
In Which the Pink Elephant Hides Under a Lampshade by Terrence Rogue reviews
The order is feeling lost after an unexpected series of events. Just why would a group of Death Eaters run away from Hermione Granger? Her friends seem to think this obvious. Humorous chaos ensues in a post battle order meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 187 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P., Fred W., Alastor M. - Complete
Don't Forgive, Don't Forget by The Angel of London reviews
Hermione and Tom travel to Hermione's time to tie up some loose ends - surprising Ginny, Harry and Ron along the way. Grey!Hermione Grey!Tom One-shot. Written in August for Wattpad @RaiinStorm . Edited and posted here. T for possible swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vivat Regina by sarhea reviews
The war is over. Unfortunately things haven't gotten better. Hermione finds her usual tactics aren't working. An Ancient Tradition could cut through the tangled mess of Wizarding laws IF she's willing to pay the price the Fates demand... She is. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,491 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 478 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Near to You by Blinded-Kit reviews
Set btwn finding Carl's shoes and the 2nd hostage taken. Hermione moves into 221B Baker Street, lving in the basement flat. She and Sherlock pretty much hates each other. John and her are friends. Moriarty likes her. Can she handle it? M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Contract by Kitty-Tastic reviews
Two young girls make a pact that their children will marry each other. Full synopsis, warnings and disclosure inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 75 - Words: 255,496 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Danny M.
Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Hermione's Bodyguard by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Written for the HiH hh clubs Sorter's Anonymous Challenge: write a drabble about a character assigned at random being sorted in a different house. Everywhere that Hermione went, Goyle was sure to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Hermione G., Gregory G. - Complete
Silence Screams the Truth by TheWickedQuill reviews
Looking into her face now, he decided that his original assessment was right on the mark. Her face was screwed up in rage, lips running a silent litany of what he assumed to be curses. Written for the A Musical Heart Challenge on Granger Enchanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Obito's Legacy by wife-chan reviews
Kakashi has already lost Obito. By accident, he finds Obito's legacy and he isn't about to lose him too. Time travel. De-aged, post-war Harry. AU. Kakashi Gaiden. WIP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,133 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,864 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
In this World and the Next by RobSt reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 14,248 - Follows: 6,217 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
You're Gonna Kill That Girl by Mercurie reviews
For Buffy, Giles breaks all the rules. The Watchers' Council has something to say about it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2010 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
It's Been Taken by Ataokoloinona reviews
Being cursed is the least of Sakura's problems. Now she has to save the world too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,984 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Stronger by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
She was strong, for a leaf shinobi. /Rated T for strong language./AU ZabuSaku/ 3rd place in SpeedDemon315's challenge.\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
The Immortal Hero by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,479 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 4,720 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Catch Me Whenever I Fall by Kopy.Kunoichi reviews
Sakura recalls the events that led to her falling in love with a certain ANBU Captain. Purely fluff! Please read and respond, but be gentle - I haven't written in a loooong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sakura H., Yamato - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 11,839 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eenie Meeny Miny Moe by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Deidara, Temari, Naruto. Blonds in that order of age, and all are in love with a certain cherry blossom. But who is it that Sakura wants? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ebisu - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 9,269 - Follows: 1,498 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Power of Magic and Elves by AM8211 reviews
A tortured Harry has won his war but lost everyone he cared for. Magic isn't through with him yet though and sends him on a journey to Middle Earth. HPLOTR crossover. Hiatus: Rewrite pending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,900 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
Home Sweet Home by apckrfan reviews
SPOILERS: Through Prophecy Girl. Having defeated the Master, Buffy spends the summer with her dad in LA. There she meets a guy and decides that maybe staying in LA with her dad would be better than going back to deal with Sunnydale. A BuffyLindsey fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Buffy S. - Complete
Peaceful Corruption by Rhennan reviews
Better isn't always less painful. After the Last Battle, Hermione and Harry leave a wartorn world for a new start. With a chance at another life, every hope for the first might be fulfilled but there is balance in everything. Will be xover with LotR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Journey's End by Little Cherry Tree reviews
Complete. Buffy is sent by the Powers to fulfill one last oath to a King and to take on the courage of men before she can rest in peace. BtVSLOTR
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 225,163 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Complete
Dementors by Myranya reviews
Hermione is sent to Azkaban for using the Killing Curse. Can she survive the Dementors?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,572 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Hermione G.
No Rest for the Weary by HardlyFatal reviews
Crossover with PotC. Buffy can't even go on vacation without something going wrong. Between the hurricane, the time travel, and one scorchingly sexy English naval captain, there is never any rest for the weary. COMPLETE
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Complete
Hermione's Detention by RosemaryJolene reviews
What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Hermione G.
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The Fallacy of Prophecies reviews
Prophecies have always been such fickle things. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Antonin D. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
He swore his loyalty to her, that he would be true to her until his dying breath. Then he broke it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Rabastan L. - Complete
Bitter Ashes of Regret reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Hermione G., Martin F. - Complete
Contamination of a Broken Mind reviews
War leaves no one unscathed. Hermione deals with post-war life a bit differently than expected. Dark!fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Hermione G., I. Doyle - Complete
Reforging the Last Alliance reviews
Haldir, with a few other elves, come to Hogwarts to requests Hermione's aid in reforging the last alliance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Hermione G., Haldir - Complete