Author has written 9 stories for Glee.
Hey! I'm Beth and I'm a teenager in the UK. I have never really written before but after reading loads of fanfics on this website I would love to give it a go! I realise that a few of my fanfics will be a bit shabby but I really hope that posting on here will really help my writing and grammar skills. I am totally addicted to Glee and I really, really, really ship Kurt and Blaine as a couple! Yeah...pretty much died when they finally kissed.
I am quite quiet and I'm not really one for getting up in front of people and being in charge or anything. I much prefer being in the background and just taking orders. I can be quite pessimistic and extremely paranoid at times but generally I have a some what happy outlook on life (: I know my fan fics will be shabby at first but I hope that, over time, my writing skills will improve along with my awful grammar and spelling. I really hope you will enjoy my stories!!
24/10/11- Hospital Beds has been deleted. I just didn't know where to go with it.
A bit about me:
Name: Elizabeth or Beth for short
Lives in: UK
Favourite TV program: Glee and Merlin
Favourite Colour: Blue all the way!
Hobbies: Writing, reading, singing, composing, listening to music, oboooe
Likes: writing, reading, GLEE!, Klaine, anything Kurt Hummel, magic, diet coke, cheese, singing, and GLEE again...also potatoes.
Dislikes: aniseed, homophobes, racists, the BNP, two-faced people, liars, people who chew gum really loudly.
More about me: I am a UK teenager and I go to a hideously posh private school. That's basically it. I'm not very interesting.
I am also a total sucker for Darren Criss. Total Starkid and AVPM and AVPS are just amazing!
KLAINE ALL THE WAY!! (I swear if they break up I will kill Ryan Murphy...or maybe not kill...just threaten maybe) ;)
You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...
You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings
You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly
You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'
Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'
You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.
When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.'
You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance
Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'
If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'
You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?
You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.
You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.
While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.
You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.
You know his full name is 'Draco you godda* little poofer.'
You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.
When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.
While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'
You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna
You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.
You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.
Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.
Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.
You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.
Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.
Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...
You don't disrespect the Umbridge.
You know Hermione can't draw.
You know Lupin can't sing.
While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'
While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.
You know Draco is good now.
When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'
Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.
You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.
When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.
You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.
You know it's not over yet.
You're making evil plans. With evil hands...
You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'
Centaurs can dance.
Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.
The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...
When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!'
Thank you to all my 'Trapped!' and 'Trapped! 2' readers! :D you are all awesome! :P
REMEMBER! It takes more muscles to frown than to smile :)
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