DiscoTime
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Joined 04-21-11, id: 2862407, Profile Updated: 05-22-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Chocolate Box Girls.

What do you want to know about me??
Age - Under 15
Gender - Girl
Things I love - My Friends, Family, Music, Chocolate, My Boyfriend, Sweets, Disco's, Smiling, Harry Potter, Fanfiction, Jacqueline Wilson, Making New Friends, Girls Kwik Cricket, 20/5/11, Disco's, Climbing Frames, My Bedroom, Dancing, Singing, Marshmallows, Easter, Birthdays, Christmas, Collages, My School, My House, My Belongings, My Family's Belongings, Harry Potter Fanfiction, Severus Snape/Alan Rickman, Bellatrix Lestrange/Helena Bonham Carter, Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe, Ron Weasley/Rupert Grint, Hermione Granger/Emma Watson, Jessie J, Mike Posner, B.O.B, Bruno Mars, Willow Smith, Holidays in Devon
Things I hate - One of My Boyfriend's Best Friends (Idiot that one I tell ya now), Beans and Peas, umm..., People in Fast Food Places A.K.A McDonalds that don't decide what they want BEFORE they get to the front of the queue, Water in My Face

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Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" or "We're not quite sure..."

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, put this on your profile.

If you have forgotten your name when introducing yourself, put this on your profile.

If you have ever copied something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile. Oh, the irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans
Dogs are better then cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against a boys team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/owned an XBOX.
You own/owned a Wii.
You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid.
At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball hats.
You used to/do collect football collector cards.
Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.
Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.
Sports are fun.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

TOTAL= 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to town.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
You have worn dangly earrings.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the Star Wars movies.
You are/were in gymnastics.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
Sometimes you care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses.
You like wearing body spray.
You wear flip flops.
You used to play with dolls as a kid.
You have put makeup on others.
You like being the star of almost everything.
You love shoe shopping.
Pink is one of your favorite colors.

TOTAL = 7

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Whered it go??

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Silence is golden, but Duct tape is silver.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way mum told you to in the first place.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it...

Don't mess with me, I have a stick.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish up the dull side.

If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.

The voices assure me that I'm normal.

- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Please refrain from excessively licking the ceiling.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

When life gives you lemons...
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add sugar and then offer a glass to a friend.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.
When life gives you lemons, boil them until they shrivel up and die
When life gives you lemons, plant them and give other people lemons from our lemon tree.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate!
Copy this into your profile and add another if you can think of one if not just copy this into your profile. Lemons RULE!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

If you don't have a profile - DO NOT READ

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

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Dearest J, by watching every sunset reviews
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Reassigned by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
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Perpetual Flirting by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 49,516 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
DogSitting by JimblefluffMalfoy reviews
Fleur and Sirius are left all alone in Grimmauld place. What ever will happen! Sirius/Fleur. Rather explicit. Oneshot PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Of Presents and Perverseness by hpdrfan1 reviews
A little humour fic to please my HP readers. It's Voldemort's BDay, and the Death Eaters decide to throw him a party, with presents...and games...and cake. R&R, comments and constructive critisism most welcome. PLEASE check out my HP forum!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
top twenty moments that made Billy love Ally by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just like the title says. oneshot. people should write more Ally's world stoires
Ally's World - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
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Admit It You Lurrve Me reviews
Jennifer Smith is a regular bad girl that wants Snape - he might not notice it but he loves her too
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Signing Off Honey the world's best reviews
'Truly In Lurrve Honey the worlds best daughter - as mum says - so boo ya sucks to you... ' Honey's Diary - Starting when Cherry moves in. Honey likes to think she is better than the rest and that Shay needs her. Why? Why does she think that.
Chocolate Box Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Honey T., Shay F.
Truth and Secrets
Ginny is the Potion Professor trainee and she has lots of secrets and 2 people to confide in her Diary and a certain professor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Severus S.
Don't Go reviews
Short Bella x Edward. Set in New Moon as Edward is trying to leave to protect Bella. 1st Story! Please read and review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete