I'm a 32 year old girl with high functioning Autism that loves Role Playing fantasy video games like Kingdom hearts and Anime.

Important AN 2021: Hey guys and Gals! I'm so sorry but life is still currently kicking muses out on vacation So for now my Stories are being put on hold for a bit but I"M NOT ABANDONING THEM NOR ARE THEY GOING TO BE ADOPTED OUT...

Please review my stories if you like them! also give me feedback on them this way i don't suffer writer's block!!!!!!! Thank you!

Here's a favourite quote of mine from Bleached Magic by jerchioPhantom!

"He's just like a more logical Grimmjow. Once you figure out how he works, he's not that bad

Turk Rules from the fic called Donum Deae by Lord Shinta! (Go read it and his fic called Snow Day, they're hilarious!)

Make Coffee not war – unless SOLDIER has all the coffee.. then it's on.

Turk Anger Management: step 1. If your angry.. shoot it. – it works every time and annoying secretaries don't' show up in the sitting room.

Cherish your partner, Respect your betters, Avoid the science department. – that one is kind of self explanatory

All nighters every fucking night.. mysterious stains every morning. – That one happened more often than it should..

For when a victim accuses us of kidnapping. – I am not kidnapping you.. I'm just borrowing your body for an undisclosed amount of time. – their faces upon hearing that make most of them giggle like hell for a week afterwards.

Never let a female Turk plan her own funeral.. they tended to turn into Turkzillas. - yes they faked their deaths alot

Never forget the Turks greatest defense is the Turk office couch! - it saved the males asses so many times when one of the girls was PMSing

Manditory office supplies; Paperclip, rubber band and dynamite. – paperclip for holding reports together, rubber band for your hair.. or shooting at Reno.. dynamite.. do they need a reason for that?

When in doubt…blame Reno. – you would be surprised with how often people just accepted this… even Reno..

Death is no longer an excuse not to come into work on time.. and neither is being experimented on by a scientist.. – look at the SOLDIERs they made, they seem to be just fine.. nope. Nothing wrong with them at all

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because he tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my girlfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack her for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're goingto kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out ofthe carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing andbreak your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you somethingto cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouthand eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirton the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all thatspinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as ifa tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've toldyou a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into thisworld, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting likeyour father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of lessfortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we gethome."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it whenyou get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossingyour eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think Iknow when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off yourtoes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat yourvegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Doyou think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'llunderstand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'llhave kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you want to submit ideas of where to take any of the stories that are on hold, please Pm me with them!

Challenges!

Just bleach or Bleach/Harry Potter or Naruto OK here's the challenge, Aizen is turned in to an animal for trying to take over the royal realm by kami himself. He must be paired up with a Female or Male version of Harry potter, Naruto or Ichigo. you can do horses, cats (Big or small), Birds of prey or canines. Heck you can even do rabbits! bashing is allowed (Just don't go overboard) If or when he gets his human form back is up to you. Edit: you can also do fantasy creatures like dragons and griffins. it must be clean! if you do want do lemons, make sure it's ranked correctly!

NEW CHALLENGE

Ok I want to see a crossover with KHR and Monster Hunter Stories!!!! One where Xanxus winds up in the form of a Rathalos somehow!!!! other then that... have fun!!!!!