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Author has written 8 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mythology.

Don't you worry about what I'm up to. It's none of your concern.

5 Truths of Life.

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

Name: Kim, Kimberly, Master, Qhimberly, I don't really care.

Age: ...old enough

Height: 5'2

Weight: ...healthy weight I suppose.

Gender: I'm 100% female... I think. Hold on, lemme check...yep. Female.

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Dark brown, almost black

Favorite anime: Black Butler, Hetalia, OHHC, The Wallflower, Hell Girl, and so many more.

Favorite manga: Karakuri Douji Ultimo, Private Teacher, so many more I can't recall at the time.

Anything else?: I march the baritone.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Don't worry I'll post in 5 minutes. If not, read this text again.

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Persona Powers Hetalia by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
It all began with a simple acceptance into Gakuen Hetalia for Charice and Rizal Pacuquiao. But for the poor Philippines Twins, there's a lot more going on than meets the eye. OCs galore and some swearing, so proceed with caution. No, seriously, proceed with caution. It's filled with crack and humor ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 203,976 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/8/2011
Hikari no Contrast by shaiosa reviews
With the new found rivalry between the male swim teams of Iwatobi and Samezuka. A set of girls decide to ease the tension as they make their own swimming club, at first to be able to make friends along the way as they compete but will they be making friends or enemies? May include: OCxCanon and OCxOC vice versa. Rated T - light M
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,796 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - OC
Dangerous Love by CapturedNecko22 reviews
(Rated M for Mature Themes) You had been kidnapped from the creepypastas once. When you were six. But the Hunters had whisked you away to your ordinary life. Now you are a teenager, and the creepypastas visit you once again. Romance and humor follow. Which will you choose? Mainly contains these creepypastas: Slenderman, Masky, Hoodie, Eyeless Jack, Jeff the Killer, and Ben.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,021 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013
A Masked Love by That Creative One reviews
For the first time, Hoody is confessing his feelings for Masky. Will Masky love him back, or will the whole thing blow up in his face? (Ships MaskyxHoody, absolutely no explicit content whatsoever. Boyxboy- don't like it, don't read it! One-shot.)
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2014 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Waves! (OC Submission) by Asakurama reviews
(OC SUBMISSION) Samezuka's and Iwatobi's Swim Teams are at it again. This time, it's an all out Swimming Duel! (Sorry for the short Summary, Ii'm blankminded. Anyways. The girls will be on Iwatobi, and boys at Samezuka.) (Please PM your OCs.)
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - OC
Sit, Stay, Swim by Cerebreum reviews
With the come of high school he had decided to turn a new leaf, but it was difficult to keep his past from catching up to the present, and the last thing he needed to worry about was taking care of some pet. Then again, animals could be quite therapeutic. Except it wasn't exactly a puppy he was bringing home. Full summary within. Reverse!Kevedd /Normal!Kevedd. Pet!Au
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Recruiting by pumpkinking0192 reviews
The Iwatobi Swim Club needs to recruit another member, so Kou dresses the boys up to advertise the club.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Gou M., Nagisa H., Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Croatia's Hair by Bitter.Sweet.Me reviews
It's a peaceful July day at the Austrian household...until Filip ruins it. And what's this? What did Belarus do to him? My first fanfic! Rated K cause Belarus is mean - - jk!...but seriously
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Belarus - Complete
Вɭɑck, Вɭɑck, Нɛɑɼʈ by Perfect-Tempest reviews
What happens when Nikolai is pursued by someone who threatens to be his most ardent admirer? Insanity ensues. /Male!BelarusxReader/ Angst, dark romance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Belarus
Treasures of the Sea by MexicoAhu reviews
When the Scarlet Maiden docks in Scotland doing some trading. Ahu is out to find a merman. What happens when he finds a young merman, who has run away from home. Includes MexiKong, Spamano, Prucan, GerIta, and IggyChu Rated T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Mexico, Hong Kong
The Unexpected Visit by A.S. Hitch reviews
I really don't know how the title fits...but i'm to lazy to change it XD Please read and review! Contains: OC!Philippines and slight Asian madness! Rated T bc why would a little kid be reading this? O.o EDITED SO ITS NOT CHOPPY ANYMORE :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hong Kong - Complete
Jealousy by animewiccan725 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Yamato and Rune have been together for a while and love each other deeply. Then Ultimo steps onto the scene as a new student and Yamato is enamored. Will they survive? Warning: Will at some point contain yaoi, so if you don't like it then don't read it!
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ultimo, Yamato A.
don't you just love parties? by motomori reviews
In which Ronald learns never to make bets with Grell, and that William is not that easily deceived...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Ronald K., William S. - Complete
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Heartless Proxy reviews
You would do anything for your master. You killed for your master. You've done it before, so why do you stop the blade above this hooded man's chest? You stared into his glowing red eyes, for once since becoming a proxy, hesitating. "I'm not the one who wants to hurt you." Creepypasta. Hoodie x Reader. Mentions Eyeless Jack, Masky, Ticci Toby, Slenderman, and more.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 7/29/2014
To Be a Heartbreaker reviews
Enough with all these fragile little brats falling in love with overly dominant brutes! It's your turn to show these boys what a femme fatale really looks like! And who knows? Maybe they'll fall in love with you instead. (CreepypastaXReader)
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23
The War Begins Again reviews
A new war is dawning. Now, all the countries must fight together to win this fight. But what happens when one of them is taken down? Will they fight full force? or will they all fall one by one? Only they can decide. Includes oc Philippines
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,851 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011
My Series of Oneshots reviews
My version of a series of one-shots for many countries. All readerXcountries meaning reader inserts. Rated T cause...well, I'm writing these. Chapter 21 and 22 up: Switzerland and Latvia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,547 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012
Surprise reviews
Just a random story I made for Philippine's Independece Day. Flame if you want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012
Oh The Joys Of Explaining Mother Nature reviews
Spain and Mexico were having a normal morning. Well, it would've been until her 'present' came from Mother Nature. how do you explain to your young colony that she's not dying? Features Oc!Philippines. Rated T because I can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Mexico, Spain - Complete
She's a what! reviews
Maria had a secret she's been keeping for a while now. She's the mother of triplets! When she tells the whole group during a World Meeting, only one question crosses their minds.WHO'S THE FATHER? includes oc!philippines, cause I love my country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Spain, America - Complete
Pierce An Arrow Through My Heart reviews
Li Xiao didn't know how she did it, but Maria had managed to pierce an arrow through his heart. One-shot. Ooc Hong Kong. Oc!philippines x hongkong. Fluff! T cause I want it to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Hong Kong - Complete
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