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Joined 04-21-11, id: 2863325, Profile Updated: 09-22-12
Author has written 8 stories for Sherlock, Mighty Boosh, and Harry Potter.

Start with a different premise, end up with a different conclusion...

Fanficiton is the natural outlet for my tendency to become a little obsessed. I enjoy reading fanfiction across my obsessions including Mighty Boosh, BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter and Hitckhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. My favourite fanfiction alters one element while keeping everything else consistent with canon or explores in depth a character or a concept in a canon consistent way that is left unexplored in canon. I like canon consistent pairings (e.g. Ron/Hermione). I also love seeing pairings that, in canon, are merely hinted at in the subtext brought gloriously to life in fanfiction (Howard/Vince, Sherlock/John). I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 104 - Words: 655,312 - Reviews: 2906 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What Mrs Hudson Said by ButterfishJellyfly reviews
Mrs. Hudson is tired of the bickering going on upstairs at 221B, and decides to take matters into her own hands. Count on Mrs. H to get her boys sorted. Rated K for now, but could change. Just wanted to note, as well, that this is inspired by Kotori-Sensei's enthusiasm for Mrs Hudson (which I share!).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
I Think I Love You by beyondobsessedwithHP-0450 reviews
Moments in Ron and Hermione's relationship after the defeat of Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Shock by LoveIsSweetMisery reviews
After a fight in 221B Baker Street John Watson is kidnapped from the surgery and Sherlock must find where his friend is before he is too late! Rated T for some scenes of torture. Eventual slash of SH/JW you have been warned :P
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,727 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hark! the dogs howl! by Froody reviews
"Word to the wise, werewolf," said Sirius, a wry smile on his lips. "Next time, don't get caught." - Remus' soul is cast bare when his lycanthropy is discovered, but some secrets are left untouched by the full moon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,048 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Hermione protects her parents reviews
Hermione's thoughts and feelings in the lead up to casting the false memory charm to protect her parents. Canon-compliant. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hermione G.
A Sherlockian Romance reviews
Sequel to Sherlockian Seduction. Scenes of established romance (Sherlock/John) set to the background of "The Hounds of Baskerville" episode 2 series 2. Obviously I don't own BBC Sherlock. Rated for themes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Jump Into Boosh reviews
Vince has been arrested for adding an unscripted kissing scene into the Party Episode, permanently changing the episode for all time. Can Agent Naboolio and Howard save Vince? Will enlisting a real-worlder with a talent for jumping into fiction help? Discover why Howard/Vince is at the heart of the Mighty Boosh...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
A Sherlockian Seduction reviews
Sherlock seduces John in his own particular way... Rated for themes only. John/Sherlock I don't own the Sherlock TV show or the original books/stories... obviously...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Back on the rooftop reviews
One shot. Set after the party episode. Inspired by a deleted scene in which the jazz loving girl Howard is after turns out to be Old Gregg. Howard/Vince. I don't own the Boosh the Boosh own me.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Alternative path
A small toying with the idea of Harry taking an alternative path in halfblood prince in how he responds to Draco. Warning: it is unfinished. I likely won't be following the alternative path all the way to the end. I don't own Harry Potter. JK Rowling is a goddess of writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
The truth is revealed or is it? reviews
A truth portion reveals Vince's true feelings for Howard or does it? Howard/Vince. Rated for themes. I don't own the boosh the boosh own me.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The secret chronicles of the midnight barber reviews
Explore the secret world of the midnight barber... Howard/Vince. Rated for themes. I don't own the boosh. The boosh own me. Also, when reading please imagine it is written in crayon...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete