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Author has written 3 stories for Alex Rider.

Before anybody asks, yes, my avatar is a cartoon version of myself.

Name: If you want to address me by name, Armour will do.

Birthday: August 15th

Books I enjoy: Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Full Tilt

Movies I enjoy: Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker, Harry Potter, Captain America, Karate Kid (2010), Cars and Cars 2, Hunger Games, Carriers

TV Shows I enjoy: American Idol, Touch, Hotel Impossible, Star Trek: Voyager

Singers/Bands I enjoy: JAMES WILLIAM DURBIN *le fangirls, Stefano, Casey Abrams, Paul McDonald, Scotty McCreery, Colton Dixon, Jeremy Rosado, Chris Daughtry, Phillip Phillips (yes, that is the real, legal name that his parents gave to him), Breaking Benjamin, 30 Seconds To Mars, All Time Low, The All-American Rejects, Green Day, Disturbed, Metallica, Panic! At The Disco, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Fallout Boy, Hot Chelle Rae.

Fanfiction pairing preferences: AlexBen, a little WolfAlex. On some occasions AlexSabina is also acceptable...but not very often.

If you have any questions or anything you want to talk to me about, please feel free to message me.

Take twelve characters you like and answer the following questions!

1. Alex Rider

2. Ben Daniels

3. Wolf

4. Eagle

5. Snake

6. Jack Starbright

7. John Rider

8. Helen Rider

9. Sabina Pleasure

10. Yassen (don't ask - I just like him.)

11. Ash (...just don't ask.)

12. Paul Drevin (I don't know what it is, but I always did like Paul.)

-You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

One - bitch you better not be insinuating that Ben Daniels would ever attack a young woman. Because if you are, you will wake up tomorrow in a box. In the middle of a freeway. In freaking MEXICO. And, two - Helen is dead. I do not understand how I could be on a girls' night out with Helen. I don't know what she'd do. I don't know...maybe...be dead? I don't know!

-What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

The only way that could be physically possible is if it was FIVE getting NINE pregnant.

-6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

...please don't tell me that's what Ash meant when he said he and Jack "went out" a couple of times...

-7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?

One - I. Laugh. My. Butt. Off. And two - Unfortunately, Eagle would have to break the news to Helen that her husband was cheating on her with a billionaire's teenage son.

-10 starts a bromance with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?

I don't see why Alex would be jealous of Yassen and Wolf having a bromance. He'd probably be more confused and freaked out than anything. But not jealous. So yeah, there's not point in answering this.

-4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?

It depends; does he have caffeine or sugar with him? Because if he does, I'm running. Not just home or away from him, but to the police station to let them know a maniac is on the loose.

-Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because...he's...a ghost...?

-10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?

She doesn't want to have to break the news to Alex that one of his friends just married a dead assassin.

-Give a title of a movie about 3 and 12.

"The Wolf and the Teenage Boy Who Sat Awkwardly Together in an Awkwardly Silent Room Because They Did Not Know One Another...in 3D"

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.

To be clear; I am female.

THE INSANITY TEST

You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond. (Yes, because I AM a blonde. Keep your stupid stereotypes to yourself, would you?)

TOTAL: 4/6

You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
You just tried to lick your elbow.
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
You just sang them to make sure.
You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5/6

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3/6

You have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
People often shake their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 6/6

You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally...
You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5/6

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
The word "um" is used frequently.
You don't know what "um" means. You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 5/8

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Sydizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jade Highlands Creek Loop (...)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Birsyane

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Coffee?! WTF?!

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Yiaedze

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Delaine

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Idon'thaveapet

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Unofficial Files by speechbubble reviews
A collection of one-shots and/or drabbles evolving around Alex Rider and Ben Daniels. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Now with title image, thanks to littleshush!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 9/27/2010 - [Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox]
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
A traumatic experience leaves Alex with an unhealthy attachment to a certain soldier who's quite frankly in over his head. Plot and chap 1&2 adopted from ovolamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,011 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Never Back Down by Anonomon13 reviews
K-unit find Alex in the compound where he's being held. Only thing is, they don't know he's Cub from Breacon Becons. When they take him to the hospital, they think they'll never see him again. But they're wrong. Very wrong. And it costs them.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Inevitable by BonsaiTree reviews
It's been two years after Jack's death and '6 still has Alex firmly in their grasp. An unfortunate incident sends him back to the camp that marked the beginning of his spying career and even more bad luck ensures that he is stuck with the soldiers he least wants to face. Meawhile, a plot is unravelling, and as always, Alex will be caught in the middle. Chapter 10: The Waiting Game
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Slave Hunting by Writer With Sprite reviews
Alex and Eagle are taken by slave traders who roam the United Kingdom looking for people to kidnap and sell into the human trafficking industry. Given a sentence of 48 hours until they're sold, the two must learn how to work together to survive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
It's None Of Your Business by K-Unit reviews
When Alex is told him and K-Unit have to either watch tapes or read books about his life he is suddenly faced with a difficult decision. Books or tapes? Alex's life is suddenly turned upside down. Plz R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Safe and Sound by K-Unit reviews
Jack's boyfriend has been abusing Alex and finally Tom has had enough he calls k-unit in hopes that they can rescue his friend before he gets killed. Rated M for language and abuse. R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Born of Circumstance by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
An old enemy is back and Alex is forced to live with Wolf for protection. Will some feelings come to light? Wolf/Alex Couldn't think of a better title, sorry, might change later. Rating may change. General because I couldn't decide on a second genre.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,631 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
To Be A Spy by Bookdancer reviews
Wolf opens his front door to see a boy who speaks and acts like a spy. Who is he? Sequel to Fifteen Things That Amaze Us About Cub. The sequel is That's Life.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Wolf - Complete
Some Rich Man's Son by Writer With Sprite reviews
What if the K-Unit's thought that Alex Rider was some rich man's son was accurate? Meet Alex Blunt, son of Alan Blunt. The K-Unit thinks he's a joke, until Snake finds his scars. Will the K-Unit be able to help Alex out of his bad situation? COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Physical Therapy Isn't For Alex by DarthZ reviews
Physical therapists don't like Alex, and Alex doesn't like them. There's a reason for that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Social Network by Mrs. Frank Hardy reviews
You won't find Alex Rider of Facebook, but you may find his alias, Cub Beacon, being controlled by his close buddies.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
I Never Break My Promises by Bookdancer reviews
Fox and Jag/Cub/Alex get in a car crash, and Fox makes a promise that Jag doesn't think he'll be able to keep. Companion story to A New Identity and These Hands Are Made For Tickling. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
One way to start a birthday by youngjusticefanatic reviews
Ben Daniels is at home with K unit when he gets a call concerning a younger brother figure. Alex. He's in danger! contains K unit, Ben and Alex brotherly bonding and a bit of graphic gore :D read and review please
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
What You're Fighting For by Chasingtheimpossible reviews
Sequel to Anything and Everything. Alex got out, but three years on, he's discovering that maybe, when he said he would never go back, he wasn't being completely honest. They say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Ego Amo by tragoediae-scriptor reviews
A collection of drabbles exploring the relationship between Alex Rider and Ben Daniels. Slash
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Traitor by alyssajoy64 reviews
'Ben slammed his hand on the table. "You look at me when I'm talking to you, Alex! You look me in the eye and face me like the man I thought you to be!"'
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
That's Life by Bookdancer reviews
K-Unit, Fox, and Cub went on a mission that went completely wrong. One-Shot. Last in Fifteen Things That Amaze Us About Cub trilogy. Sequel to To Be A Spy. Not like previous One-Shots.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
It Goes On by Monster Mads reviews
Alex moves in with Wolf. It's a different sort of "family". Oneshot, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Safe and sound by Valcyria reviews
Ben will always be there for Alex, as long as he can. One shot longer songfic. SwedenBabe here with a new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Bones of Stone by Insanely Me reviews
Stay skinny, be skinny, look skinny, feel skinny. WARNING: Content deals with Anorexia
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Ian and Alex by Dani9513 reviews
Small one-shots involving Alex and Ian. Alex is young in most of them. Please R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,942 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
What I Saw and How I Learned by Bookdancer reviews
K-Unit are the ones to rescue/find Alex Rider, who has been captured by SCORPIA. Companion Story to One Tear of Sadness. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ben D./Fox, Wolf - Complete
Paperchain by Complicated-little-Jellie reviews
Just a short one-shot, a burst of inspiration ...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Sneak Peeks by speechbubble reviews
It was part of Alex's job to find out about things. It was in his nature, in his blood. He couldn't help it. He found out about things, whether he wanted or not. A glance into K-unit's team dynamics. SnakeOFC, EagleOFC, EagleSnake, AlexBen.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Snake, Eagle] [Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox] - Complete
The Nightmare by Karai III reviews
Alex has been through a lot. It was inevitable that he would soon begin to face the consequences. PSTD. We all know what that is. Except Alex until he experiences it first hand. Alex's relationship with Wolf is tested severely. Companion for FBOFW
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,109 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Twenty Kisses by speechbubble reviews
A kiss on the cheek, on the hand, on the lips, kissed by your mother, your friend, your lover. A story - maybe two - told in twenty drabbles - twenty kisses. SLASH and het, various pairings with AlexBen as the main one.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub] - Complete
Unofficially by control of chaos reviews
Based off speechbubble's two drabbles, Hope and Certainty. Slash warning in advance.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Wolf's Cub by known.to.be.anonymous reviews
Jack is dead, Alex lives with K-unit, and he has... a boyfriend? Wolf is not happy. SLASH. Rated M to be safe.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
To Be A Son by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Sequel to One Big Happy Family. Alex has been living life as Alex Rider-Daniels for a few months now but when a figure from the past comes back everything changes. Though is everything as it seems?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Are You Santa? by Ali Maximum reviews
"You can't be Santa," she said, moving forward. "You're not fat enough." The little girl poked Alex in the stomach, as if to prove her point. "And you're dirty… If you're not Santa, why'd you come down my chimney, then?"
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Over My Dead Body by Rider 87 reviews
What made Ian decide to train Alex? Did he really want his nephew to follow in his footsteps, or was it something else?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Ian R.
Graduation Day by Writer With Sprite reviews
Wolf's thoughts as Alex's parental guardian on Alex's graduation day. Sequel to "Letters to Wolf" but can be read as a standalone. AU.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Suite Rider Movie by Syladin Shadesmar reviews
Alex Rider gets sent on another mission to destroy the Gemini Project. To do so, he'll need the help of all his trusty friends... Jones, Blunt, and where would he be without good ol' Julius? Note: Spoilers for Scorpia Rising included. T cuz i'm paranoid
Crossover - Alex Rider & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
A Light That Won't Fade by starsandsmiles reviews
Song-Fic, but not neccesary to have heard the song. Implied/slight Alex/Ben slash, but can probably be ignored if you don't like. Basically the aftermath of some sort of an attack - Ben keeps Alex from losing it. Summary sucks so yeha, please R&R?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Of Childhood Traumas and Fire Extinguishers by DreamingALife reviews
Wolf tells K-Unit a story from when he was younger. Alex realises it sounds familiar.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Start of a Beautiful Friendship by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex could be crying because his uncle's just died. Or he could be crying because his entire life has just fallen apart. He didn't expect to be found by a soldier of the unit who hates him. One-shot. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Thinking of You by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Wolf's point of view as he finds out about Alex getting shot. Not really slash unless you're trying to dissect it as I know a lot of you will.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Skin Deep by Monster Mads reviews
When Wolf takes a walk at three A.M. on a Tuesday night, the last person he expects to stumble upon is Alex - especially when the kid's drunk out of his mind. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Three Months by Insanely Me reviews
Ben will rant about the suicidal plans, Alex will pretend like it doesn't hurt him, Ben will stalk off, Alex will cry, Ben will apologize, and the cycle will begin again.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Revenge With A Bang by Minishush reviews
Sequel to "Trick or Treat" Alex decides a little revenge is in order, and who better to help him than Ben and K-unit, on the night of gunpowder, treason and plot? Warnings: Slight slash, language, randomness.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Trick or Treat by Minishush reviews
Alex just looked at Tom with a dread filled expression, knowing anything that makes his best friend this happy was never good. Add in his haunted luck, and it is an almost definite mix for ... treats? Warnings: Slash and randomness.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Choice And Consequence by Minishush reviews
Alex has had many choices to make in his life. Who would have thought that one so simple would have consequences so bizarre? Warnings: Slash, drabble and randomness. One shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
In The Absence Of Knowledge by Karai III reviews
The entire K-unit is sent to investigate an organization in Bahrain. On the way, theyre intercepted by another group who have their own idea about whats going on. They want answers from Alex&Co that they don't have and its costing them. Painfully. TORTURE
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Six Feet Under by swabloo reviews
Dirt smeared into Ben's face, and a spider crawled up his nose. A worm wriggled through his hair, and god knows how many bugs were crawling through his clothes. Ben groaned as a big beetle bit him. It was all Alex's fault.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Teach Me by ikot-ikot reviews
Just because Alex gets to stay in school doesn't mean he gets to be normal. He's got a lot to learn, and so do they. K-Unit is gonna be here. Mostly Ben/Alex bonding. And of course the rest of them. Rated for some themes and language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Daze by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
Why is it that whenever Wolf runs into that kid, things just get really strange...? - Alex/Wolf, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The One Time by alexsonnn reviews
There was only one time that Ian Rider ever ran out on a mission. Another one-shot that popped into my head. Could be nothing, could be something. Let me know! Set as soon as Alex turns fourteen but before Ian's dead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ian R., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Stuck in the Snow by Sarruby reviews
Alex and K-Unit are stuck in a snowbank. Thankfully, Alex knows a few tricks to get them out. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Of Great Heights by Sarruby reviews
During SAS training, Alex did yet another exercise. Well, almost.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Sanctuary by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf - continuation of 'Security'. Written for bananafrog for help-haiti. Alex and Wolf are still going strong, and then during a talk about their legal rights, Wolf accidentally drops the 'civil partnership' bombshell... fluff ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Hurry Home by aworldofmyimagination reviews
Alex goes on a mission for MI6 again, even though Jack didn't want him to.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S. - Complete
Out of the Rain by peppymint reviews
Yuletide 2009: Even the strongest people sometimes need a shoulder to lean on.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
K Units Role by krhorsejumper97 reviews
After K unit rescues Alex from the hands of Scorpia Alex is left with no one. Jack and Tome were killed before his very eyes. So now K unit will have to take up the role as Alex's friend and protector when they are sent to a safe house provided by MI6.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Video Evidence by krhorsejumper97 reviews
When Alex and K unit are assigned to sort through video tapes of agents in progress that include videos of K unit and Alex will K unit find out what Alex has been through and will Alex be forced to re-see times of his life that still haunt him?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Justice and Mercy by They Call Me Alex reviews
My version of Stormbreaker. What if Ian didn't die? If MI6 just wanted Alex a little more earlier than planned? Not sure about ratings. Not Slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Thoughts of Love by PsychoBlonde reviews
One-shot. This is an Alex/Wolf one-shot, yes that means it s Slash. Like it read it, don t like it then don t read. There isn t mush else to say, read and find out ;
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Never Let You Drop by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex is learning to climb cliff walls with Wolf, when a sudden drop makes his life flash before his eyes...or rather, a specific piece of it as he remembers a time a decade before, first learning to climb walls...fluff, for my birthday.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Not Quite Alone by Scorpia710 reviews
They’ve all grown up, mentally and physically. Yes, even Eagle. But after a tragedy, one member of K Unit needs help. And for Alex, that help is coming in the form of Wolf.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,408 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Labor by Nyxelestia reviews
As insane as Jack was pregnant, she’s even worse in labor. Ben is still at her side, though, and Alex is still of no help at all. Sequel to ‘Pregnancy’, Part 3 of my Jack Daniels series. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Because I Love You Too by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
“Ian…is everything ok?” that small familiar voice came to his ears. Ian looked up, almost as though surprised Alex was still waiting for him outside the door.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2008
Pregnancy by Nyxelestia reviews
Jack can get a little crazy when pregnant, and poor Ben takes most of it. And Alex is of absolutely no help at all. Bastard. Well, no - at least Alex can calm her down...when he wants to, anyway. Rating due to language. Part 2 of my Jack Daniels series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Jack Daniels by Nyxelestia reviews
Alex's thoughts at Jack and Ben's wedding. His toast to the happy couple. His dance with the bride. His thoughts on the past few years. And, of course, his mockery that Jack's new name is now a whiskey. Part 1 of my Jack Daniels series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Night Watch by AbsolutAnda reviews
Jack tucks Alex in after a long, tiring mission. Oneshot. Short and sweet.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
One Afternoon by Rid3r Chick reviews
A fluffy one-shot where Alex and Ian spend some quality time together. This is really, really random so read at your own risk.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
KNOCK'N ON HEAVEN'S DOOR by Flyninthetardis reviews
Alex is in the the hospital and dying. Mrs.Jones POV songfic
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
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Lorsque Vous Etes Loin reviews
They both knew that their line of work meant sacrifice, but peace of mind over Ben's safety is one thing Alex will not lose. AlexBen slash. Don't like, don't read. Short oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Ne Vous Excusez Pas reviews
Based on the twelfth drabble in the story 'Twenty Kisses' by speechbubble. They had an agreement. That didn't stop Ben from feeling like he'd done something terrible and wrong. AlexBen slash. Don't like, don't read. Short oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Kill Me In A Record Shop reviews
When Ben asked Alex to pick him up from his part-time job, picking him up from his part-time job was the last thing he really wanted Alex to do. AlexBen slash. Don't like, don't read. Based on the song Kill Me In A Record Shop by Boys Like Girls. Drabble.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
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