Author has written 7 stories for Gakuen Alice, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Supernatural, Voltron: Legendary Defender, and Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch.
You can call me Jo. I'm a teenage girl and live in a well known country.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a confusing personality
Funny warning labels (I love these!)
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)
Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)
Earplugs These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I should'n have eaten them. *cough*)
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)
Home Depot Treated Lumber Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)
Camera This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)
Soy Milk Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)
Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: Were you deformed by the pressure difference when you ascended from Hell?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorited/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile (don't lie!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Ironically...)
If you’re reading Fanfics/PJO when you’re supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents you’re studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Totally me :D)
If you cried while you were reading a really sad scene, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (WHO ISN'T??)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (No I'm just talking to my imaginary friend!)
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Oh my Gods don't go in there can't you see that man with a sword?)
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever considered going to/call the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hello, what’s the extension number of Athena? You don’t have it? Well how about Poseidon...)
If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (That’s totally me.)
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read copy and paste this on your profile. (Pretty please everyone!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity! Copy and paste this into your profile!
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (I think I'll die if I did.)
98% of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. (I’m sorry to admit this...)
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (YESSS! I am proud to)
You write fan fictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for? I agree)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah! Its hard though..)
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (most of the time, my friends got amused at first, but after I did it five times, they got annoyed.)
Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)
You quote random lines all the time. (yes)
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes in fact i just lost a tooth because of that...)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YES! and I have a bunch on my kindle)
You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books. My mom was surprised and amused when I forgot to bring my book (Percy Jackson) to read it to my friends, so I just said it by memory)
You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than twenty.)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Hell yeah)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Gods yes! I'm still planning)
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no, not yet antway)
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes)
Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters and authors).
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
All the good ones are either straight, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile.
If you have a confusing personality, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question then knew the answer right after you asked, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
The Aztecs valued chocolate so highly it was worth more than a bar of gold to them. If you are a complete chocoholic, copy and paste this into your profile!