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Author has written 76 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avengers, Captain America, Doctor Who, and Homestuck.

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Fanfiction.net has finally deleted three of my stories. Which, you know, after six years of blatant disregard for rules over three different accounts I probably had coming. However, there is now an archive of everything I've ever written here


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Contamination by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
De-anon from the kinkmeme, request was for a realistic portrayal of OCD. Arthur would never harm Alfred, or any child, but nothing will let him convince himself of that. USUK, human names. Discussions of child abuse and self-harm.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - England/Britain, America
Tease by Childish Sadism reviews
It was his biggest kink, maybe the only thing that could truly make him reach his limit and Alfred was so good at it. SHAMELESS PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Shades of Grey reviews
It all starts with a simple post-coital question: "So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?" As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Trans!Dave-verse. Davekat, eventual johndavekat, sex.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [John E., Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
The Best Kind of Symphony reviews
Rose adores everything about her lover, from her hair to her breasts to her legs to her feet and everything in between. But most of all she loves her for her. Jade/Rose Fluffsmut written for Shareq/imayhavebeenborn on tumblr
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Rose L., Jade H.] - Complete
Light of My Life reviews
Karkat just wants to have sex. John wants to take the time to show him how much he loves him. After all, Karkat might just enjoy it. sex, xeno, body worship, light bondage and mention of other BDSM-type things, mild self-esteem issues.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Just the Way You Like it reviews
Dave's boyfriends might be shitty furniture, but they're both pretty damn good at being doms, even if in different ways. Written for anon on tumblr. Johndavekat, trans!dave, light bondage, m for sex.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V., John E.] - Complete
Good Boy reviews
I love him more than anything. But some days I don't need a lover. Some days I just want him to be my Master. I want to be good for him. M. Sex, petplay, xeno, D/s themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Misapprehension reviews
After all this time it's hard to tell if they really understand each other. Maybe it would help if they understood themselves better. Davekat. M, sex, trans!character, xeno.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Karkat V., Dave S.] - Complete
Beloved Kismesis reviews
I wrap my hand around his throat. I've had enough of his speeches for a million fucking lifetimes. My grip's not hard enough to keep him from breathing, not hard enough to hurt, but it quiets him. He might be bigger, he might be older, but tonight I'm going to dominate.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Karkat V., Kankri V.] - Complete
Three's a Crowd reviews
John is really enjoying his and Karkat's relationship. Everything's going almost sickeningly perfect. And then to make it even better, Dave's transferring to their school and moving in with them! But, um, if they could quit talking so much about the three years they spent on the meteor without John, that would be great. Really, really great. ...Guys? (Game Breakers AU)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] Dave S.
Like one of Your Stupid Movies reviews
It's date night, and for the first time John is nervous. Like really nervous. Karkat's romantic, he's used to seeing everything choreographed and perfect. But life isn't perfect. /They're/ not perfect. And sometimes that's okay. M, fluff, smut, xenophilia, tentabulge, all that good stuff.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Ceaseless Silence reviews
The Mad One has been living alone in a cave for centuries with only the voices in his head to keep him company. Then one day a troll appears that makes them go away. He decides he'll do anything to stay with his redblood, but when there's such a huge difference in lifespans, drastic measures have to be taken. Ancestor Alpha Trolls. M for death and violence. Spoilers.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Gamzee M., Karkat V.] - Complete
Ace of Hearts reviews
Life on Earth is going smoothly for John and Karkat. But then Karkat decides to push the boundaries of their relationship a little and John learns a little something about himself. Written for asexual awareness week. M for non-explicit self harm and possible accidental dubcon (see notes for details). Sequel to The Long Way Home (but it makes sense even if you haven't read it)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Karkat V., John E.] - Complete
A Quiet Moment reviews
John and Karkat finally get the chance to talk face to face on LOFAF, and just maybe Karkat won't blow everything for once. Prequel to my Game Breakers series, but makes sense without reading it. Johnkat pale romance.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Pieces reviews
Back on Earth, Karkat and John try to get re-accustomed to human life. The only problem is that Karkat's still insecure, John is still an idiot, and life wasn't perfect before to begin with. Okay, that's a lot of problems. But it'll all work out. ...Right? Direct sequel to The Long Way Home. Past self-harm
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
The Name Vantas reviews
Grubs don't have names. This is the story of how one redblood managed to get his. Contains non-graphic violence and cannibalism and all the other good things that come with having an r-selected sentient species.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M., The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
Red Masochism reviews
He's just like you, only louder, older, and more obnoxious. You want to rip his fucking high-waisted pants off from the first time you see him. Now he's finally giving you the chance. Black vantascest. M for sex.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Karkat V., Kankri V. - Complete
The Long way Home reviews
Karkat Vantas has been living a not-too-shitty life recently. He's got some good friends and his classes aren't even that god-awful. Then this douchebag, John Egbert, who happens to be in like half of his classes and starts making him remember things about trolls and frogs and gods. And sometimes remembering past lives has consequences. Johnkat pale shipping.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Karkat V., John E., Kankri V., Terezi P.
Snapshots reviews
A series of short USUK drabbles, written mostly for the kink meme. Rated M because of suggestive themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - America, England/Britain
Deep Space Exploration reviews
John wants a little hands-on experience with troll anatomy. Karkat is (secretly) happy to oblige. Johnkat PWP.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Red reviews
Sometimes all you have to do to be friends is find some common ground.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
GFDI Dave reviews
Blackrom fluff is now a thing. Mostly because neither of them are too good at hating when it comes down to it. Davekat. Written for Shareq/Charlesdutton on tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Hearing You reviews
It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Love reviews
The Royals have been found, the vows have been exchanged, the coronation has proceeded without incident. Now if only the king and queen were happy. USUK, Cardverse, M for sex
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Coming Home reviews
The semester is over and Arthur is coming back to Alfred. But that doesn't mean everything's okay. Peter is still gone and Arthur still isn't sure how much he can forgive. AskSnakeEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Splotches reviews
Alice was sure that she was going to die. She couldn't believe it. Running away from her tribe, and the first thing she did was trip and injure her leg. Luckily for her, a pair of stallions show up who are more than willing to help her. And the one is kind of cute too. USUK, centaur AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
A Year of Surprises reviews
Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ace in the Hole reviews
Tony keeps a lot of secrets, but the one he's kept the longest is that he's really not interested in sex. Unless, maybe, it's to make someone he loves happy. Pepperony. M for smut. Underage sex mentioned, but not graphic.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Read The Tags reviews
Christmas always has a few surprises, especially when your family is as large as England's. USUK Christmas fluff for the Captalia Secret Santa. T for brief mentions of sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Endurance reviews
The year is 2043. America's reign as king of the mountain is over, but that doesn't mean he himself is. Written for the USUK anthology on Live Journal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Connell reviews
The Doctor has been stranded in Rome for years now, and she almost has the TARDIS fixed enough to continue her travels. There's just one piece she's missing, and she'll need to get the help of a slave named Connell to get it. Gen. Female regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
A Warm Light reviews
Tony knew that there were risks involved with being a superhero. He was prepared to face death, destruction, and humiliation at the hands of bad guys both mundane and almost beyond belief. He wasn't prepared to wake up one day with boobs and a vagina.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Nature's Way reviews
Why had never been a question. They didn't think about it at all. Everything just fell into place as naturally and inevitably as the changing of the seasons. Pre-serum!Steve/Bucky, M for smut
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Bucky B., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Breathe reviews
Steve is never able to keep up with Tony in the bedroom, so he allows Tony to tie him down and tease him until he's satisfied. Unapologetic PWP.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Backwards reviews
"Tony only has one regret in life, and that is that his only 'normal' relationship started backwards." M for sex. Stony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Spice of Life reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
At Least Frost Giants Don't Sparkle reviews
Tony Stark is not Bella Swan. Loki is not Edward Cullen. This is totally not a spoof of Twilight that was born during a late-night conversation between TeaAndCharcoal and bonzai bunny that is already more grammatically correct.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Oh Captain, My Captain reviews
Steve thought that he would never meet anyone from his old life once he woke up 70 years later. To his surprise, he finds Alfred F. Jones, who he thought was just a normal man in the army. After he learns Alfred's secret, they begin to connect.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
More to Love reviews
America feels insecure about his weight. England lets him know he doesn't mind in the slightest. M for oral. Written for Shareq's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The English Vice reviews
Some PWP from the kink meme. America caning England with the extra fun of bondage and figging. I really have no excuse at all for this one
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Wallflower Garden reviews
Arthur is an accountant in an office. Alfred is their IT guy. This is the story of how two coworkers with mutual crushes turn into lovers. M for sex and language. Written for sweethearts week.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
All Because of Glasses reviews
When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,270 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lavender's Blue reviews
The development of America and England's relationship as told through one lullaby. Written for sweethearts week. USUK by the end, but it's all very light.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beautiful Lies reviews
America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Without You reviews
America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Decorum and Disaster reviews
During the build up to WWI, Belgium pays a visit to England to gain his protection by using his pride and code of honor against him. England/Belgium, T for implied sex. Kink meme deanon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - England/Britain, Belgium - Complete
Completion reviews
Japan, America, and England all love each other. They're all happy to be with either of their partners, but they're not really complete unless they're together. M for chapter 4. Put under America and England so it's easier to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
More than Sex reviews
Bonzai Bunny on Live Journal requested Netherlands/France smut. I delivered. Short bit of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - France, Netherlands - Complete
Erotic Ambassador to the World reviews
England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Just a Normal Day at the Office reviews
Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Sing For Me reviews
America approaches England for sex while he's doing laundry. As coitus ensues, England makes a sap out of himself and demonstrates how deeply he's in love in spite of himself. Fill from Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Should reviews
America and England have intercrural sex in a hot tub in my usual style. Deanon from kink meme. Obviously M for UKUS smut. Ah, how easy summaries are for a smut writer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hold You reviews
Some good old fashioned PWP from the kink meme. Request was for boot/glove kink. Also involves some power play and switching, but mostly a lot of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Regarding Your Request for My Return reviews
England has a tough time caring for America and Canada, but he wouldn't leave his boys for anything Kink meme deanon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The NotFuture reviews
Nations can't actually have babies, but that doesn't mean America can't dream. USUK, written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Home reviews
America is secretly really fond of England's stew. England is secretly really fond of THAT. M for oral. deanon from kink meme. Not quite as PWP as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Where do Kittens Come From? reviews
Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What I Need reviews
England is no stranger to pain. In fact, it's become such a part of his life that he doesn't know what to do without it. However, as time passes it becomes harder and harder to come by. Maybe America can help. USUK, non-sexual pain-play. M for Masochism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tomorrow reviews
England is visiting America, but America is preoccupied with thinking about the sex that always comes on their first morning. However, this time it turns out... differently than expected. M for sex although not really smut , language, and too much fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Every Second reviews
The year is 1944. It's the eve of the largest aquatic invasion in history and England is sure that he's dying. It's up to an idiotic American to remind him that he has something to live for. Not as sad as the summary makes it out to be. Smut AND plot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When the World Stood Still reviews
America is fed up with how his government is treating him, so he organizes a massive strike: all the Nations of the world just refusing to help their bosses until change happens. However in this world change never comes easily... USUK and others later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
Drip reviews
Just some PWPin which America decides that he wants to try some psychological S&M and England complies a little too well. UKUS in that order, BDSM, smut, deanon from kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Millimeter, a Million Miles reviews
You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
XXXbox live reviews
Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What a Beautiful World can be Seen reviews
One day after a conference Italy comes up to America and requests to paint him. America agrees, only to find out that Italy likes his subjects nude. Coitus and ahoge-abuse ensue. AmeIta, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Heartland reviews
America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When the Leader is Led reviews
It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Failing, Flailing, and Falling reviews
The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spoiled Children reviews
Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Moonlight reviews
It's the 1950's and England is as insecure as a nation can get. Thankfully, he has America to help him through it, even if it's only by taking little steps at a time. M for sex, but not really smut. Deanon from the Kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tonight we're gonna Party Like it's 1699 reviews
Adult!US decides that he wants to role play being Colony!US again with England. They end up having a good time, but I am going to hell. I hope you're all happy. Deanon from kink meme. Smut, role play of parent/child incest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
No Words, Just Love reviews
America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
British Logic reviews
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Only You reviews
England hates being touched. No one could set their hands on him without fear of retaliation. No one, that is, except for the United States of America. An excuse for smut and domestic behavior. USUK Deannon from Kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Involuntary Movements and Masochism reviews
Whenever America bottoms, he scratches. A lot. Their first time together, England finds this out the hard way and he LOVES it. Might be a little triggery. But also somehow fluffy because that's how I roll. UKUS. Short deanon from the Kinkmeme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just different reviews
Arthur is a light faerie charged with helping a family. Alfred is a dark faerie who is fond of him. Then a boy from Arthur's family falls in a river and Alfred rescues him. In return, Alfred gets Arthur to come back to the City of Darkness. AU. Smut later
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Colors reviews
America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I know Who I Want to Take me Home reviews
America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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