Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.
I'm lisa and I like drawing, reading, playing guitar, and listening to music
my favorite artists are placebo, david bowie, green day, the kills, mcr, smashing pumpkins, etc
I currently have an unhealthy and unexplainable obsession with brian molko and placebo
also, don't read the stuff below. I was a twelve year old girl who had too much time so don't judge me too harshly. because damn, I was obnoxious back then… I'm still gonna keep most of this up since I'm kind of a sentimental person and I don't want to forget how annoying and cringe-worthy I was.
Notes for my stories:
What?!: 7/25/14: I have half of the next chapter done, but I just haven't had the time and inspiration to type the rest. I will try to finish it though. :)
7/30/15: ha i bet no one cares but i'm never finishing this piece of crap
Apollo's "Epic" Poems: Yeah, finished. :D
A couple ideas...:
I have none at the moment
So... I found out I'm more of a one-shot person. Or just a fanfic reader. Or, when I do full-on stories, I should finish them before I post them. But I never learn, do I? :/
THANK YOU TO ALL REVIEWERS AND READERS AND ALERTERS AND FAVORITERS
Percy Jackson Stuff…
ღღ Nico di Angelo ღღ
Seriously. Did the director of the Percy Jackson movie actually READ the Percy Jackson series? I could rant about how wrong it was for an hour if I want to...
Name Percy Jackson characters 1-10
1. Nico Di Angelo
2. Thalia Grace
3. Annabeth Chase
4. Ethan Nakamura
7. Percy Jackson
8. Luke Castellan
9. Bianca Di Angelo
10. Clarisse La Rue
1. Have you ever read a one/four romance? Would you?
Nico/Ethan... no... well, there are two with them as the main characters A & B...
2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?
Demeter and Clarisse... WHAT THE-...
3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?
Lukabeth: 'Silent tears started to trickle down my face. "It's too late, Luke. Maybe... we did have something, but that's the past. I can't love you anymore. You're not my Luke. I- I can't help you." I closed the door and walked away.'
4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?
5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?
6. Where would two and four go if they were dating?
I think a Green Day concert would be cool. Or an MCR concert. Oh wait, that's not possible anymore. (;-;)
7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?
Demeter? ...uh... no?
9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?
WARNING: EXTREME VIOLENCE
10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.
Ethan is in a happy relationship with Bianca until Bianca runs off to marry Hades. Ethan is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Luke until Luke cheats on Ethan with Thalia. Ethan finally takes the advice of Nico and settles into a happy relationship with Annabeth.
Ethan/Bianca ... um, ok...
Twilight... what can I say? When I was 10, I fell in love with Twilight. And I loved it for nearly 2 years.
Then, I saw the light, and I realized a couple things:
Twilight, and Twilight fanfiction ruined my innocence (sort of). Thanks a lot. I read a fanfic that suddenly had a sex scene and I was like "...whut the heck is this???" in 6th grade
I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn’t bother you?
It gets easier. After a few decades, everyone you know is dead. Problem solved.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
You’re interesting when you sleep. You talk.
You are my life now.
His fingers were ice-cold, like he’d been holding them in a snowdrift before class. But that wasn’t why I jerked my hand away so quickly. When he touched me, it stung my hand as if an electric current had passed through us.
When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose.
I knew what had to happen now. The girl would have to come sit beside me, and I would have to kill her. She would not have time to scream or feel pain; I would not kill her cruelly. That much I would give this stranger with her horribly desirable blood.
I LOVE HARRY POTTER! Though Harry doesn't seem really 'hero material' and is too... Gryffindor and biased, I still love it to pieces! But I have to say, I don't get many of J.K. Rowling's pairings...
Oh, and HP fanfiction is THE BEST. With the most choices too! Dark Harry... hehe...
The Hunger Games is awesome. But I don't get why I like it when Katniss is depressing. She is more interesting that way, I guess. She's not good at being happy... in my opinion... for some reason. And I like Katniss and Peeta together, but I like Gale too. Gale's just... alone, or with Madge. It's sad she died. :(
Warriors is pure awesomeness. My fave cats are... Cinderpelt, Leafpool, Littlecloud, Silverstream, Nightcloud's name (not her), Crowfeather, Breezepelt (even though he is a complete ass), Jayfeather (he's cute. wow, i'm calling a cat "cute". i am in love, with a cat. Wow...), Willowshine (her and Jayfeather are cute together!), Hollyleaf ('cause she's all crazed and evilish... and fuzzy!), and maybe Ivypaw, because she's vengeful. I like that.
The order of my favorite books are sorta fuzzy in my head, but this is the best, since I get into these "obsessions" with good books. So it changes from time to time.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a cartilage for a laser printer:
On a carpenter's electric drill:
The Best, Funniest Quotes:
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
We're not retreating! Just advancing in the opposite direction!
I'm not short... I'm fun size!
It's not that I'm not a people person... I'm just not a stupid people person...
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.