Author has written 12 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass
In Remembrance to Dobby
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, Heroes of Olympus series, Divergent Trilogy, Matched Trilogy, The Darkest Minds Trilogy, Twilight Saga, Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter Books, Demigod Diaries, Percy Jackson: The Demigod Files, Radiance by Alyson Noel, Private series, Seer of Shadows, Maximum Ride series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (those are actually pretty funny), Ruined by Paula Morris Harry Potter series, Nightshade Trilogy, Hunger Games Trilogy, Love Saga, The Clique series, A Horse to Love.
Favorite shows: House of Anubis, Pretty Little Liars, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Last Airbender: Legend of Korra, Degrassi
Favorite Movies: Rags, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Love Saga, The Hills Have Eyes, When a Stranger Calls, Scream 4, Insidious, and many, many more...
People who inspire me: My mom, my sister, My grandma, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark (and I mean the characters in the book, not the people who play them in the movie)
AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
"Try Not To Cry"-
Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
I thought this next thing was really touching, and I think anyone who would treat anyone that way is an idiot.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.
Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
Favorite color(s): dark purple/dark blue/black/yellow/pink/aqua (these aren't combinations just colors, depending on my mood. The dark colors are my "dark" mood and the light ones are my "light" mood)
Favorite Artists and Songs (in no specific order)
Lady Antebellum-Need You Now
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
no, I only hate one girl, and she's a jerk.
3) How many houses have you lived in?
4) Favorite candy bar?
5) Favorite shoes?
my yellow converse
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Yes, in like, second grade.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
12) Favorite genre of music?
pop, rock, country
13) What is your zodiac sign?
14) What time were you born?
'round 8 A.M.
15) Do you like beer?
I'm thirteen, what'd you think
16) Ever made a prank phone call?
No, but my niece did. She failed epically
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
I don't know, Carrie Underwood?
18) Are you sarcastic?
19) What are your favorite colors?
orange, black, purple, silver, midnight blue
20) How many watches do you own?
21) Summer or winter?
Both! My birhtday's in summer, and I love winter cause I like to cover up with blankets and read.
23) Favorite color to wear?
blue that matches my eyes
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Pepsi, I hate Sprite
25) What color is your cell phone?
26) Where is your second home?
My grandma's house.
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, after she slapped me. Then the teacher came in when she tried to punch me and got detention (it was sooo funny!)
28) Have you ever had a cavity?
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
30) How many video games do you own?
Idk, you wanna count 'em?
31) What was your first pet?
my dog, T-bone.
32) Ever had braces?
no, but I should have.
33) Do looks matter?
Kind of depends
34) Do you use chapstick?
yeah, 'cause I'm not very girly so I don't wear lipgloss or lipstick
35) Name 3 teachers from your Middle School:
Debby, Laurie, Heather
36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
American Eagle, duh
37) Are you too forgiving?
Not in the least. I've been holding a grudge against this one girl scince kindergarten! (she basically ruined my life!)
38) How many children do you want?
3, Sarah, Sam(antha or uel), and Summer
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Pancakes and bacon (soooo good!)
41) Do you own a gun?
42) Ever thought you were in love?
43) When was the last time you cried?
tonight. It was one of those time where you just needed to cry, you know?
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
Idk, I don't remember what I did last night!
45) Olive Garden? La Panera?
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
once, in first grade, I think...
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
does a play castle count?
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
Let me think...nope
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
I drove through Kentucky when I went to Florida (oh, sunny beaches)
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Not really. I'm kind of depressed
57) Do you dye your hair?
I want to, but my mom won't let me
58) Does anyone like you?
59) What year were you born?
60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
not being born?
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
no, but my sister does
62) McDonalds or Wendy's?
63) Do you like yourself?
Yes, of course
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
my mom, definately
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
eyes or smile
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
kinda, I hate not being able to see
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
68) Do you own a webcam?
69) Have you ever stripped?
Dude, I'm thirteen, for crying out loud!
70) Ever broke a bone?
Yes, in fourth grade.
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
73) Pringles or Lays?
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
not that I know of...
75) Rugrats or Doug?
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
77) Did you like your middle school guidance counselor?
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
80) Do you own a car?
81) Can you cook?
in the microwave =)
82) 3 things that annoy you:
Kara, Brooke, stupid TV shows
83) Do you text message often?
No, my phone quit working
84) Money or love?
85) Do you have any scars?
one on my knee
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
To have no fears...
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
yes, but I can never do anything in the movie for like, a month (one time, I was afraid to take a shower. I still did it, but was terrified.
88) Relationships or one night stands?
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
This guy...who I don't want to put his name here because he might have an account on here...though he would never know this is me...
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
100) Who was the last person that called you?
my friend Daylyn
[ ] You pop the collar
Total = 3
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Total = 10
Total = 8
[ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans.
Total = 6
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You have groupies.
Total = 1
[ ] You love the emo song. (...? I have so many question marks on this survey...)
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 1
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE...
Opening Credits: Untouched- The Veronicas (Okay)
Waking Up: The Only Exception- Paramore (Not really)
First Day At School: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry (This is more falling in love)
Making Your New Best Friend: Don't Look Now- Far East Movement (Nope)
Falling In Love: Don't Trust Me- 3OH!3
Breaking Up: Mean- Taylor Swift (Alright)
Prom: Rolling in the Deep- Adele (Okay??)
Graduation: I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry
Life's Okay: Finally Falling
Death of a Close Friend: Broken Chords- Lifehouse (pretty good, actually)
Mental Breakdown: Hot 'n Cold- Katy Perry (good)
Driving: Me with You- Jennette McCurdy
Flashback: I'm with You- Avril Lavigne
Getting Back Together: Love the Way You Lie (not cool)
Birth of Child: All the Right Moves- OneRepublic
Wedding scene: Fallin' For You- Colbie Calliat (Isn't it a little late to be falling for him if I'm marrying him?!)
Car Accident: Like A G6
Final Battle: Don't Stop Believing- Glee version
Death Scene: Love You Like a Love Song- Selena Gomez
Funeral song: Who Says- Selena Gomez
End Credits: Beautiful Soul- Jesse McCartney
Day or Night? Night!
Dog or Cat? Dog, they like to play
Black or White? Black
Ocean or Pool? Ocean (I miss Florida) :(
Inside or Oustside? Both
Happy or Sad? Sad, I guess. I'm not exactly happy, more a bit depressed.
Sun or Moon? Moon.
Summer or Winter? Winter, I like it when it's cold because I can snuggle up with a good book.
Spring or Fall? Fall, I just love the cool air and the beautiful scenerie
Fire or Water? Fire.
Spicy or Salty? Salty (I like to lick the salt off the pretzels I eat)
Peach or Mango? Peach
My Support Section
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late..
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Never have an argument with an idiot, he'll just take you down to his/her level and then beat you with experience." wise person. Copy this to your profile if you agree.
Weird people are important, because without weird people life would stink. If you agree copy this to your profile.
If you aren't ashamed to do this,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."
ʇɹɐɯs uɹɐp ʎʇʇǝɹd ɹnoʎ uǝɥʇ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
WHAT THE GESTURE MEANS
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
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If you hate school work, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like writing stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile.
if you think girls and boys are equal human beings, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want a million dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want a billion dollars, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you konw taht you can raed mix-up wrods vrey esialy if the frist and lsat ltetrs are in the rgiht palce? If you could read that, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.
If you hate those people who are obssessed with what's spam and what's not, copy and paste this into your profile.
Who knocks on the door of a bathroom and asks the person inside What Are They Doing?
Who agrees it takes very much skill to trip on a flat surface?
Who hates it when a person is chewing gum then takes a strand from their mouth and shows it around?
Who likes the fact you could go on a rollercoaster with somebody whose older, yet be smiling the whole time?
Who loves to watch kid shows instead of the drabbling drama on other channels?
Who tries living up to a fortune cookie, but in the end gets laughed at for being so naive?
Who laughs at the person trying to follow a fortune cookie?
Who thinks its weird that a native from a country asks an immigrant or foreigner help on grammar or interpretation?
Who loves the fact when your recent/former state's name is mentioned besides California- such as Nebraska, South/North Dakota, Maine …ect?
Who hates the fact when you put a passcode/password on you computer/T.V./ipod… and a person asks for it? (Isn't that what Passcodes/words are for?)
When nothing goes right… go left.
If you can't handle me at my worst… then you absolutely don't deserve me at my best.
I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn how to let go. Things go wrong so you can appreciate them when they're right. You can believe lies, so you learn to trust no one but yourself. Finally, something good can fall apart so better things can come fall together.
Its the smallest fish in the pond that has the most room to swim.
Move on. Its just a chapter in the Past. But don't close the book. Just turn to the next page.
Live life to as if you'll die Tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live Forever.
Take at least one… a chance.
There's always a bit of truth behind every, "Just kidding!" a little knowledge in behind every "I don't know!" a little emotion or concern behind every "I don't care." and a little pain behind every "Its Okay."
Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anybody else.
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know that they're always there.
Laugh your heart out Dance in the rain Cherish the moment Ignore the pain Live, Laugh, Love Forgive and Forget Life is too short To be living with regrets
You never know how Strong you are… until being Strong is your only choice.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
Life isn't about waiting for the storms to come and stop… its about dancing in the rain.
Our eyes are placed in front because its more important to look ahead than looking behind.
To be old and wise, you must first need to be young and stupid.
Its a beautiful day… now watch some idiot screw it up!
To my Haters: I keep it real and thats a promise. I may be whatever you wanna call me, but at least I'm honest. When I walk by, you stop and glare. Well keep looking, 'Cause I don't care. I have my own life and style. Not trying to please or make you smile. When it comes to competition, your out. So shut your hatin' self and KEEP ME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH!
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.
I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself. I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart. Remember I'll always love you. You are the one who holds my heart.
Some people blame our generation. But have they ever stopped to think who raised us?
Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.
Ooh, Drama! Let's get some popcorn!
I do not own these quotations
If you ARE a true friend, copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally screamed out loud for no particular reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
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if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
People are like stage dolls. The people you hate are like voodoo dolls meeting their final fate.
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile
RANDOM FACTS THAT ARE GREAT TIME-WASTERS:
>In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
> Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
> The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
> Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.
> Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
> Coca-Cola was originally green.
> It is impossible to lick your elbow. (Bet you already knew this or you decided to try it out. For all y'all who did: Do you believe me now?)
> The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
> The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
> The average number of people airborne over theU.S. in any given hour:
> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
> The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
> The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David
> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
> Only two people signed the Declaration ofIndependence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
> Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
> Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
> Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
> Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
> Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
> Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
> In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
> When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight."
> It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
> In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
> Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
> At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Snake
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Leigh Pike
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mcmkahen
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Blue Pepsi
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Amiearn
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jean
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Pip
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Mysteries
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Hook
If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you turned eleven, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Bella Swan from Twilight needs to see a shrink, learn common sense, and get a life copy and paste this to your profile.
In Greek Romans 8:38-39 If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
If your one of those people that gets excited just seeing two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Apparently 99 percent of kids have tried weed. If you are the only other person in the world who thinks cinnamon sticks are better, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you have done at least three of these things.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
U Know Ur Addicted to HOA (House of Anubis) When :
1. You daydream about them every day and night. Yep.
2. You wish Fabian was yours. No, Fabian is Nina's.
3. You wish you were the Chosen One: Nina. Yes. Then "geek-chic" Fabian would be all mine.
4. You have HOA episodes on your iTouch. You know it!
5. You write FFs about HOA. Scroll down to the very bottom of this page.
6. You check Wikepedia and Nickutopia every single day for updates on new info proof of a new season. Yep.
7. You play the Secrets Within HOA game. I beat it and saw the secret scene, hence the line from my quotes.
8. You always check the Nick HOA Message Boards. Yep.
9. You re-watch episodes of HOA online. That's why I can quote it.
10. Your iPod lock screen background is a picture of HOA logo. And phone, and laptop, etc.
11: You follow each cast member on Twitter. Yes, I do.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON!!!!!!!!!"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, lukexthaliaxfan23, charn14 (look for me, you know you want to…)nabian8745(I haven't turned my laptop off practically since HOA ended...don't judge me,you know the drill if you've read my pro :) Im really nice though...and shy...just I'm serious about what I say) applesngrapes
If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile
I just read a copy and paste that said "Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others" Copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune. (don't worry i was just as shocked as you are!)
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (or Harry Potter), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
If you sneak books into gym class, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather swim with sharks than listen to Justin Bieber, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could write with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you HAVE written with a feather pen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If the only reason you ever sing "Baby" by Justin Bieber is to see if it's possible to sing higher than him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever told your friends you'll help them with homework if they give you five bucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If the only reason you're actually doing sports is because you don't want to do gym, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish Mercedes from Glee was your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Darren Criss is supermegafoxyawesomehot, copy and paste this into your profile.
93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. I did.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Sisters Grimm, post this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Dare I say it... if you HAVE died, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile.
Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)
If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja (AND VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY DIE!!!!), charn14,nabian8735(I'm not obsessed),applesngrapes
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.
I haven't lost my mind! I sold it on eBay.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls
The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try and have British accents?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
Girls start dieting as early as eight years old because they don't like the way they look. Girls have been talking about committing sucide when they're in fourth grade because they feel insecure. This needs to stop. If you have ever felt this way , just remember that you are beautiful and someday that special person will come and sweep you off your feet. Repost this on your profile to help get the word out and add your name to the list, so that maybe one day, someone will come across this and read it and see how many people care about their life. Charn14, applesngrapes
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Loser [x] You don't have very many friends. [ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. [ ] You were always picked last for kickball. [x] You don't like to talk a lot. [x] You tend to avoid mass social activities [ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. [x] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start. [ ] Your friends have blown you off before. [x] You sit alone in most of your classes. [x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. [x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. [ ] People don't find you friendly. [ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. [x] You eat alone at lunch.
Total= 8 (I'm just a bit anti-scocial.)
[x] You pop the collar [ ] You won't go near the Goths [ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store. [ ] You are very clean cut. [ ] You are squeamish. [x] People have called you preppy before. [ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume [ ] You have a lot of money. [ ] You know who LC is. [ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach. [ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters. [x] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. [ ] You carry a purse wherever you go. [x] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. [ ] You do not leave the house without make up. [ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.
Total = 4
Band Geek [x] You have played an instrument before. [x] You still play an instrument. [ ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] You are/were in Jazz Band. [ ] You are/were in Marching Band. [ ] Most of your friends are in band. [ ] The band room/band hall is your second home. [ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion. [ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major. [ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition. [ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room. [ ] Band is your favorite class. [ ] You have been to band camp. [ ] You walk in step with all your friends. [ ] You talk about band constantly. [ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong. [ ] You hate rap music. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. [x] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself. [ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes. [ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.
Total = 3
Thespian [x] You have seen a school play. [ ] You have seen a Broadway musical. [x] You like to act. [x] You have participated in a school play. [ ] You have participated in a play outside of school. [ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference [ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke? [ ] You have done tech. [ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. [ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical. [ ] You have been to a cast party. [ ] You are in a thespian troupe. [ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs. [ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are. [ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed [ ] You do not have a personal bubble. [x] You actually understand Shakespeare. [ ] You know how to put on stage make up. [ ] You have been a lead. [ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 3
Overachiever [x] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities. [ ] You have a part-time job. [x] You have straight A's. [ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.(IB) [x] You do not procrastinate. [ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. [ ] You do not have very much down time. [x] You are very organized. [ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once. [ ] You are in a relationship. (what does that have to do with anything?) [ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. [ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions. [x] You are/were on Student Council. [ ] You are/were the class president. (Blah) [ ] You are/were a class officer. (Blah) [ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class. [ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. [x] People have told you that you didn't have a life. [ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma. [ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything.
Total = 6
[x] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things. [ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic. [ ] You think tattoos are hot. (it depends on the tat) [ ] You think odd piercings are hot. [ ] You don't get along with your parents. [x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color(Blue streak of hair!) [ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes. [x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death. [x] You like to write dark poetry. [ ] You are into/interested in S&M. [ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants. [ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (WTF) [ ] You listen to grunge. [x] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps. [ ] You smoke cigarettes. [ ] You will only date other Goths. [x] You don't really care what people think about you. [ ] Overly happy people scare you. [x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 7
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes. [x] You have straight A's. [ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. [ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo. [ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore. [/] Your mom buys your clothes for you. [x] You actually answer the questions in class. [x] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience. [ ] You miss school during the summer. (WTH) [x] You wear your pants at your waist. (Of Course!) [ ] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. [ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it. [ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. [ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey. (Where?) [ ] People always cheat off you during tests. [ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day. [x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.(
Total = 6 1/2
Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar. [ ] You have been in a garage band before. [ ] You're still in a garage band. [ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday. [ ] You play shows almost weekly. [ ] You play the drum set. [ ] You sing vocals for a band. [ ] You write your own lyrics. [ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones. [ ] Your band has a myspace page. [ ] You have been in multiple garage bands. [ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice. [ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands [ ] Your band has been signed. [ ] You have taken guitar classes at school. [ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times. [ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college. [ ] You have musical talent. [ ] You have groupies. [ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0
Emo [ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. [ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes. [ ] You flip your hair often. [ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses. [ ] You have hurt your self on purpose. [ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight. [x] You don't really smile too often. [ ] You blog often. [ ] You never smile in pictures. [ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate. [ ] You're too much to be a goth. [ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts. [ ] You go to a lot of shows. [ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls. [ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry. [ ] You have played all the Emo Games [ ] You have worn black eyeliner before. [ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair. [ ] You love the emo song. [ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.
Total = 1
[ ] You own a skateboard. [ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school. [ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding. [ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines. [ ] You have vandalized public property. [ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before. [ ] You have been yelled at for littering. [ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops. [ ] You listen to punk rock. [ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot. [ ] You stick it to the man [ ] You own skater shoes. [/] You watch MTV2, not MTV.(both) [ ] You enjoy crude humor. [ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff. [ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. [ ] You pretty much live at the skate park. [ ] Hygene does not concern you. [x] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 1 1/2
[ ] Most people are scared of your music [ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics [ ] You hate emo kids [ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before [ ] Slipknot isn't really metal [ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre [ ] You hate pop and rap. [ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff [ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. [ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands [ ] You curse a lot. [ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal [ ] You wore black converses before they became emo [ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings [ ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd. [ ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.