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 Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim. You want to know what to call me? Fine. You can call me Numbah 13 of the KND (Numbah 13 for short) Ex-Invader Rel of the legion of defects (Shortens to Rel),or, if you're not ino KND or IZ, you can call me Kieran, Ivy, or You With The Face. (joke between me and my friend) Click if you dare!http:///iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Shadowwolf575 / List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom. 1. Gaz 2. Mandy 3. Billy 4. Dib 5. Zim 6. GIR 7. Tak 8. MiMi 9. Grim 10. Danny Phantom 11. Tucker 12. Sam Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? 0.0 Tucker and GIR, not necissarily romantic right? Cuz a friendship fic would be great for those two. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Dibykins, drools, sees a picture of matrix Dib and drools even more. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? How does a girl get a ROBOT pregnant?! And besides, Sam from DP likes Danny! Can you recall any fics about 9? No, but I just got into The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy so there are probably some. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Never! Mandy would KILL GIR! 5/9 or 5/10, why? They're both horrible! Zim wouldn't date either of them! Danny is a human and Grim, well, I don't think I need to explain! What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Tak:0.0 Sam: We lost a bet. Mandy: Yeah. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic Billy and Danny Phantom. Guess who else lost a bet. You should run. Now. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff? I doubt it. Gaz and MiMi aren't the caring kinds. Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic. Tak crashes in Amity Park behind Sam's house. Sam recues her from dying and Tak pours out her past to this girl who saved her life. Have any of your friends read 3 yet? Probably. Billy IS a common character. Does any of your friends write draw 11? Not that I know of, I'm the only person who seems to care about Tucker. Would your friend write 2/4/5? Never. Mandy Dib and ZIm. HAHAHAHA A song fic about 8? For MiMi, hmm maybe Technological by Daft Punk? I'm not sure If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? Gaz GIR and Sam in love? INSANITY COMING! OH, wait, it already hit you. Um, sorry. What would 6 scream at a moment of passion? TACOS! When was the last time you read a fic about 5? What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? There is none. Danny would never WANT to use a pick up line on Mandy anyways. How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? Tucker: That's just wrong, dude, a girl robot and a human girl! EW! How emo is 7? Tak's more of an emo poser I think What plot would you use for 4 to de-flower 11? I'm not entirely sure what that means. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 5. Gaz and Tak are in a happy relationship until Grim runs off with Tak. Gaz, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with Tucker and a brief, unhappy affair with GIR then follows the wise advice of Zim and finds true love with Zim. The only pair I agree with is Gaz and ZIm, all the others make me wanna barf. I'm doing this again. Why? Cuz I feel like it! List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom. 1. Finn 2. Tak 3. Rel 4. GIR 5. Gaz 6. Jake 7. Jau 8. Light Yagami 9. Ryuk 10. Zim 11. Griz 12. Marceline Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? Jake is a dog and Griz is an IRKEN. BARF! Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? .GIR is not hot, he's cute. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? How would Marceline get Light PREGNANT?! Can you recall any fics about 9? No, but I'm sure SOMEONE has written a fic about Ryuk Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Tak and JAke? Do I REALLY need to answer that? 5/9 or 5/10, why? Um, I think Gaz would choose Ryuk over Zim cuz Ryuk is a Shinigami. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Jau: WHAT THE HECK! Marceline: I lost a bet. Tak: Me too Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic Onesided love. Zim knows that Rel would rip his head off if given the chance yet for some reason, he's still attracted to her. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Finn would call Light evil and Light would probably put Finn's name in the Deathnote for that. So, NO! Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic. Zim rejects Jau and she runs off and gets lost, Marceline finds her and gives her a shoulder to cry on. Have any of your friends read 3 yet? No because I created Rel. Does any of your friends write draw 11? No because I created Griz Would your friend write 2/4/5? I highly doubt ANYONE would write a Tak/GIR/Gaz. A song fic about 8? um, I don't know, I just got into Deathnote so I don't have a good enough grasp of Light. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? WARNING! I lost a bet so now Marceline aparently loves Jake and Finn FINALLY loves Marceline. Although, that part makes me happy. What would 6 scream at a moment of passion? I don't know what Jake would scream. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? The last time I read a fic about Gaz was a couple of months ago. What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? barely conatains laughter* HAHAHA ZIm using a pickup line on Tak would get him killed! How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? Griz: I should have known Tak would fall for Light when she found out about the Deathnote. How emo is 7? Jau isn't emo at all What plot would you use for 4 to de-flower 11? I'm not entirely sure what that means. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 5. Finn and Jau are in a happy relationship until Ryuk runs off with Jau. Finn, brokenhearted runs off for a hot one night stand with Griz and a brief unhappy affair with Jake then follows the wise advice of Gaz and finds true love with Gaz. I'm gonna hurl! I hate all of those couples! there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die! I'm obssessed with IZ! Today you called me ugly. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Cakez, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language. there were 3girls If I am a blond, smart, pretty, awesome, funny, obsessive, weird, insane girl, then YOU are reading my profile! :P I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. I shall say one thing about what this one kid said at school... He said the term 'band nerds'. My comment on that is: I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing. Warning: There will come a time when an even worse Holocaust will happen. It won't be towards the Jews, nor the Gypsies, nor the Homosexuals, nor the educated and artistic. Yet it will come, and you will remain silent and watch in sin the unspeakable horrors afflicted to us. I pray that during that time, hope in Jesus will not be lost. If you are a believer... hide this away in your heart. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. You lied to me when you said you loved me... If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Anne-Julie Roosevelt, HarvestMoonFan4ever, Shimmerleaf, EvilGiggle13, Skitsophraniac, Aquajinks401, Invader Cakez, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile NAMES YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Kinkatia, Portagas D. Yumi., I'm At My All Time Low, Abigail Thalia La Rue, daughter-of-water-98, Invader Cakez, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel Wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, daughter-of-water-98, Invader Cakez, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. You know you watch too much Invader Zim when Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.(1% all de way!) Girls who are not part of the Beiber Fever are an endangered species! If you are one, add your name, Tell DancingQueen411 you did, then copy and paste this to your profile: DancingQueen411, daughter-of-water-98, Invader Cakez, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: -drinks 10 Mountain Dews- -sits calmly- -goes pee- -comes back- -sits calmly- -returns to writing- When you think of the words 'George bush' what comes to mind: His last name is "Bush", yet I never saw one berry, nor leaf, on that man. Life just doesn't make sense anymore. If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. "I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... True Love: Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared! Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down? Boy: Hug me. Girl hugs him Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?! Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head Next day in the paper... There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived. Truth... Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on her so he would die but she would live... Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that this is really and truly, true love. was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Yes, that's not suspicious at all!) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh, good, I was afraid it would be like that pack of batteries I bought that said, "Batteries Not Included") On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Good, because I didn't come prepared.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Honey, I may be an idiot, but I'm NOT stupid!) I AM HERE TODAY TO SOLEMNLY PROMISE TO TRY MY VERY HARDEST TO BRING PEPSQUEE TO IT'S FORMER GLORY! If you'd like to help me, then copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name. Love, Potatoes4Eva. PEOPLE WHO JOINED ME(This is where you put your names): THINGS I HATE: Justin Beiber THINGS I LOVE: Potatoes THINGS I AM NEUTRAL OF: Twilight. Addicted, but I hate it. But, you wanna hear a secret? Okay... I have a crush on Dib. There! I said it! Now will you people leave me alone! No! I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to the voices! NEW BURN: Go screw your face down a well! 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If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside. copy and paste this to your profile if you say "I DIDNT DO IT" whenever someone calls your name If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually, I've wanted to do MUCH worse to a certain person. cough cough Justin Sparks cough) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hm. I think I haven't. maybe I should check again.) If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT? (ISH MAH SQUIRREL! HI SQUIRREL! HI-*falls in a hole*) If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point. ) If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, GirsWaffles22 If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile. (Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. (Awwwwww. DX) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...) 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If you've always wanted to meet Secretagentbob, copy and paste this to your profile. I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off. Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me. Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. 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Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along. Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when your bored Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! You know you're random when... 1. You never speak in complete sentences. Only jibberish you shall speak. 2. You scream things out randomly like, "I LIKE PIE!!!" Then laugh when people stare at you like you're crazy. 3. You try to convince people that an evil ninja squirrel sits outside your window every night, and that he has tried to kill you with a carrot stick before. 4. You've always wanted to write a story about a bionic bunny and a chocolate, rasberry jelly filled turtle, fighting each other with mustard flavored candle sticks. 5. You have always avoided water because you're afraid the dancing mermaid people will come out and steal your chicken wings. If you're random, and you know it, add somthing to the list and copy and paste this to your profile. This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste. My name is Melissa I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up all the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks arent home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words He says it's my fault he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free and run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken. "I'm Sorry!" I scream But now it's much too late His face has been twisted into an umimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again, Oh please, have mercy! Oh please let it end! He finally stops and heads for the door While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor. My name is Melissa I am but three Tonight my father Murdered me. CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! These children need parents who love them! Not parents who beat them FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “D, that was fun. Let's do it again!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the a* of whatever made you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a* that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s* to the person who talks s* about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their a* to hell and out! FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it (0.0) c(uu) Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe that Gay people will go to Hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (This is only becaus ei'm a bad aim. XD) I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (I'm actually Christo-pagan. That means Christian AND pagan.) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Pagan's are like witches.) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom. 1. Tak 2. Harry 3. Zim 4. Blez (My IZ OC) 5. Minimoose 6. GIR! 7. Kat (Another IZ OC) 8. Hagrid 9. Sirius 10. Osha Lee (My HP OC) 11. Zeon (My friends' IZ OC) 12. Gaz Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? O_O Uh, no. That would be SCARY. Maybe I should talk to my friend about that. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Uh, NO! FOR ONE, SHE'S A GIRL! FOR TWO, SHE'S AN ALIEN! GOSH! What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? First of all, HAGRID? GETTING PREGNANT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT? GEE, I WONDER! Can you recall any fics about 9? Um...no not at the moment. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? NO! HARRY'S A HUMAN! GIR'S A ROBOT! 5/9 or 5/10, why? I don't like either. Osha Lee is like...um, 14? And Minimoose is a robot thing. Ew. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Man this is sick. Kat:O_O MY EYES! Harry: ? Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic Zim hates Osha Lee and she hates him too. Problem solved. XD Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic. Kat would um...I don't know. T_T Have any of your friends read 3 yet? No, but I'll make sure she does. XD Does any of your friends write draw 11? I don't think so...oh wait...yeah. Would your friend write 2/4/5? If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be? WARNING: TAK AND GAZ WILL PROBABLY DIE IF I GIVE GIR SUGAR AND A CHAINSAW. What would 6 scream at a moment of passion? You're creeping me out..."YOUR HEAD SMELLS LIKE A PUPPEH!" When was the last time you read a fic about 5? I'm not sure...but I've never seen one JUST about Minimoose... What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? Eh...I don't know. Osha Lee isn't the romantic type. None of my OC's are... How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8? Gay and creepy might be words he would choose. How emo is 7? Kat isn't really emo...if you're looking for a darker personality, that would probably be Blez. 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2. O_O Wow. Just...wow. Tak and Kat are in a happy relationship (THEY'RE SISTERS!!!) until Sirius runs off with Kat. Tak, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with Zeon and a breif, unhappy affair with Gir then follows the wise advice of Minimoose and finds true love with Harry. Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it! You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black you say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" You say Robert Pattion is hot I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple? I think that's Ron and Hermione You say Edward I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children. Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you? Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight. If you hate child abuse then repost this. If you don't then I guess you have no heart. Today you called me ugly. Today you called me lame. Today you said I'm evil. Today you shunned my name. Today you said good-morning. Then said I looked like a beast. You meant it in a harmful way. Then said you loved me least. Today you asked, "How dare you?" Then shoved it down my throat-- How monsterous you think I am. Why am I such a dope? Today I sat in my bedroom. Alone and oh so scared. I wondered: If I died, Would anybody care? Nobody ever wanted me This I surely know. They all think I'm ugly. Because you told me so. Today my sadness left me. Today I realized. Today I found my home. Today I escaped your lies. Today I'm sleeping peacefully. I'm wrapped in Jesus's arms. Today I wore a smile. I'm away from all your harm. Today I watched the Earth. As you spent the whole day lying. Telling them you missed me so. While you falsely started crying. I know that you don't miss me. You wanted me to die. Mother, Father, my dear lover-- This is my good-bye. Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Harry Potter Questions... When did you first read Harry Potter? I'm not really sure...maybe in 5th grade, but like I asid I'm not sure... What is your Favorite Harry Potter book? Hm. Well, I'd probably have to say The Prisoner of Azkaban and The Deathly Hallows. (Because in The Prisoner of Azkaban, sirius was introduced. Deathly Hallows because everyone figured out that snape was good. I've loved him ever since... What is your Favorite Harry Potter film? Um...Probably The Deathly Hallows again.. Who is your Favorite Male character (besides Harry Potter)? Well, DUH! Sirius and Snape! XD Also Neville. Who is your Favorite Female character? Bellatrix, even though she killed Dobby. WHY DOBBY WHY??!! DX And Sirius. Maybe I don't like her that much. T.T And also Luna. She's awesome. Who is your Most Hated Male character (besides Lord Voldemort)? Lucius Malfoy and Percy. Percy's a prat. XD Who is your Most Hated Female character? Bellatrix, (Yes I like her, AND hate her) and Umbridge. She sucks. T_T What House would you end up in if you went to Hogwarts? Probably in Ravenclaw with Luna. What would be your favorite class? Defense Against The Dark Arts. Who would be your favorite Hogwarts professor? Lupin and Hagrid. I love Hagrid. X3 What is your Favorite fanfic relationship? I just stick with the pairings on the books. I like Harry/Ginny most though. What do you think of Harry/Ginny? 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If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, sinkittytail, Invader Griz, Jau, and Rel, FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. 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California Do you like the lake or Ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (A realistic one). That I can get a laptop. Are you done? If so scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and Aggressive. Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5, If you chose... Black: Your life will take o a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved. Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on "Try Not To Cry" Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when: 1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends 2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim 3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors. 4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal. 5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL! 6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers (It's very hard to type like that :I) 7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should 8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores 9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote. 10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion 11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all 12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices 13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice 14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' 15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you. 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