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The Holy Log
The log is my savior; I shall not char.
It burneth in my stead: it protecteth me from the flames.
It confoundeth mine enemies: it covereth mine escape.
Yea though I walk through the compounds of Uchiha, I will fear no katon; for thou art with me, thy bark and thy sap they shieldeth me.
Thou provideth me with shielding from the kunai of my enemies: from their shuriken and their wrath; my gratitude is never ending.
Surely splinters and termites shall follow me all my ninja life, but I shall remain devoted to The Log forever!
Excerpt of the log number 124: When using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is Konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. C-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, A-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Quotes taken from: The Log; written by: ThatReallyReallyWierdDude
ALL HAIL THE HOLY LOG!