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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2866375, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride, and Kingdom Keepers.

Hi, I am an awesome person. I like EXPLOSIVES!!! And chocolate pudding. I like imagining random things talking. I love to write, and I have pretty good spelling and grammar. And Spell-Check! I love Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Kingdom Keepers. They're all good series, so read them if you haven't. I do random things. I can come up with fairly good comebacks. Sometimes. Most things I write have at least one thing that happened in real life. (Ex. Exploding Pudding) I use the same picture for everything, so you can find me. It is my picture, so don't steal it.

The word of the year is Apocalypse. I LOVE THAT WORD!! XD

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Two Divided By One Equals Four by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
Ron has broken up with Hermione, taken her engagement ring, & kicked her out of the house. When she's shoved out into the rain, Draco comes to help. But is she willing to let sparks fly, after having her heart broken? (This was my first story and it is utterly, completely terrible. Like, I'm-not-even-going-to-encouraging-you-to-read terrible. I'm keeping it up for ol' times sake.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,652 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misunderstood by kerbubbles reviews
Random Slenderman story
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Operation What? by Everlasting Hello reviews
Gumi has a special project, and Len is going to help her with it, whether he wants to or not. Because apparently, nobody can wear a dress quite like the male Kagamine twin.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Len K. - Complete
Independence by MeAndTheWeirdo reviews
The moment England set his eyes upon the young nation, a long and heartfelt tale began. This is basically a written up version of "America Cleans His Storage Room".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ugly Story by Michy Star reviews
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are slowly LOSING HOPE. Ironic because you're the PRINCE OF HOPE. But of course it's only normal for one to lose hope when they've been SAWED IN HALF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eridan A. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
Typical Highschool Life by LourryLoveFics reviews
There are people like me,Percy,Annabeth,and Thalia who don't have a specific group or label.Gosh I'm probably the only tamed animal in this wild zoo.But of course nothing stays the same.Well not when Thalia starts dating the biggest J.J in the school.LUKE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G.
Magical Schools Acceptance Letters by Candlynn reviews
So guys, I have decided to change this to multiple different magical schools that I have made up. They are Magical Schools that I come up with from the influence of Hogwarts. I may write some Fanfics in the future using these schools.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Death Note's Adventure Time by keehl86-jeevas87 reviews
Lumpy Space Princess comes into the Death Note world and tells Mello, Matt and L that they're the chosen ones who need to complete a dangerous quest in the Adventure Time world. Mello, Matt and L laugh at her so she takes them there by force. R&R.
Crossover - Death Note & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Scooby Doo in Who is Fred? by jojoandpicnic97 reviews
Um, it's like Fred lives in a totally different world. When the gang gets a call about a Haunted Meeting Hall, Fred doesn't want to go. Why? Because of the countries. Ameripan
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Fred, America - Complete
Dora Meets Soul Eater by MKBianca reviews
One sick person, ME, just decided to bring two impossible characters together in one fic. Please be warned of the pathetic-ness and undesirable humor of this story. Just... Enjoy.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Soul Eater
Inkdeath Note: Origins by Little Miss Dragmire reviews
This is an old story, from a long time before Kira began his rise to power, about one man and his revenge that reached through time...
Crossover - Death Note & Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Orpheus
Fangirlishness and Writer's Block by seikatsu-chan reviews
This will end up being a collection of the unbelievably random and crazy fanfics I write when I have writers block. Expect a lot of crack. This may not only be SpongeBob and Hetalia, Sorry for the inconvenience. I do not own Hetalia or SpongeBob.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011
A Mother for Yachiru by Barbellenel reviews
Yumichika and Ikkaku are looking for a mother for Yachiru and find an unlikely candidate ... or two. Not yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Project Normal: A Maximum Ride Story by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
Max Decides The Flock Needs To Live A Normal Life. That Means Enrolling In School, Applying for Jobs, New Drama, Fights, & Even A Couple of Surprise Visits. Join The Flock As They Try To Tack There Newest Mission, Normal. Can They Pull it Off Or Is It True That Evil Never Takes A Holiday ? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The 3 Rules 4 Dealing With Men Who Have A NC by Forbidden-Hanyou reviews
-Full Title: The 3 Rules For Dealing With Men Who Have A Napoleon Complex- What if Toshiro and Edward met? What are the guidelines for dealing with two young males with a Napoleon Complex? Well look no further for your answers are in here! NOT YAOI!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Edward E., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Dodger and Charley: An Unbreakable Brotherhood by Rosebud5 reviews
Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there. This is the story of Dodger and Charley's friendship...and their brotherhood. One-shot. Rated T to be safe.
Oliver! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Complete
Drabblet Note by SimaZhao reviews
ReaderxVarious DN Characters. Updated 5/21/11 Please know that this story is discontinued. It was written during a very immature time in my life & is rather stupid. However, it still provides me with a few laughs now and then. Thank you for all of your support throughout my time on this website.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - OC - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Desire's Darkness by X59 reviews
Aizen wants to be a god because Freddie always wanted the unattainable.
Crossover - Bleach & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - S. Aizen, Freddie B. - Complete
iGeass by Loco Koko reviews
Some random humor story. My friend Psychadelic Shadow and I made this up one day in Math when we were bored. All we had to do was combine two of our favorite shows. Please review!
Crossover - Code Geass & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Lelouch L., Carly S. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by Pokapi reviews
It was just a typical day where Len just happened to be bored. That day, however, he went on a quest to learn where babies really do come from. Though, that may be a little harder than he thought...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Len K. - Complete
Hanging Out by Barbellenel reviews
Kazeshini wants to hang out. Hisagi doesn't have time, but he does have a solution.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shuuhei H., Kazeshini - Complete
A tour from the Pipsquek to the Palmtop by Chanchanraran reviews
A crossover in Toradora! and Fullmetal Alchemist where the Plamtop tiger meets the Fullmetal pipsqueak
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Toradora! - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Bleach:School Days & Frostbitten Lightning by Tayomi Sakuri reviews
"There's no way I can ever tell Hitsugaya that the guy I fell in love with was him." She's into her first year at the Academy and she gets a cold boy as her tablemate.And she's determined to melt his icy heart. HitsugayaOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,713 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, S. Kusaka - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Milk by MelancholyHappiness reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Ed and Train have a "discussion" about why milk is the savior of many a life, and other things. Its kinda short now, but I'll do an extended version later. It can be in whatever universe you want.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Edward E., Train H. - Complete
The Basketball Player,the Witch and the Gym Locker by smalltowngal reviews
In which Troy discovers there are two kinds of Wildcats-the kind that play basketball and somehow manage to sing and dance at the same time, and the talking-lion kind. Narnia/HSM crossover. Total crack.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
101 things you shouldn't do at camp halfblood by ZUPIDES KING OF THE GODS reviews
To all half-bloods out there.Once you get to camp, you need to know the basics.Luckily we made a list on what you shouldn't do. So you don't die a early death.ENJOY.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by caisha702 reviews
A wise person once said that there is more than one side to every story and that what at first appears to be black and white isn't always so - I said that I wouldn't do it but I have - The Hunger Games - Clove's POV
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,753 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Clove, Cato - Complete
Grimmjow's Epic Adventure with Dora! by Bala blaster reviews
After Ulquiorra and Aizen go crazy, Grimmjow finds out that Dora has become a shinigami and she wants to get revenge on Swiper!
Crossover - Bleach & Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
How Tousen went Blind and How Ikkaku went Bald by ryokablade reviews
How did Tousen go blind, and how did Ikkaku turn bald? Find out...One-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Tousen K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Simon gets Bored by it's a you reviews
Simon gets bored, where did he get the black book? Will he ever be stopped? Or will he become God of the new world? AND WHY DO THE SKULLS FLOAT! WHHHYYY!
Crossover - Alvin and the chipmunks & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
Iggy's Death Note by SpellCaster.KaYa reviews
Maximum Ride/Death Note crossover. As if that wasn't obvious. While bored, Iggy stumbles across a Death Note...The Shinigami is about to get the shock of his life.... Oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Iggy - Complete
NanaoChan by Fact Vs Fiction reviews
Just a little something on how Nanao got her nickname... And her hairclip too! Pre SoSo arc.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
If Gaara Lost His Eyeliner by LURVEuALL reviews
Lost Eye Liners Can lead to a lot of things A blossoming relationship maybe in later chapters contains monkey coments,Make out Paridise, Sakura bashing, Stolen Eyebrows and probably more R&R please I Have Writers Block And I do NOT own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008
Letterbomb by Open Casket Ceremony reviews
When Hitsugaya is cleaning out his desk and he discovers a neglected letter from years ago, everything changes - And he realizes he is still far from forgetting. Oneshot, KusaHitsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/4/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, S. Kusaka - Complete
Meeting Wet Willie by Barbellenel reviews
Rangiku discovers who Wet Willie is the hard way, courtesy of Hisagi and Kira, and decides to get even in her own unique way. Hitsugaya, Hisagi, Kira, Renji. Humor; One-shot. Originally M - Wanted a T rating, so I made a few changes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
Regression Blues by Barbellenel reviews
Immediate follow-up to my story "Regression." Now that they know, how will they handle it? Will Hisagi ever get a good night's sleep? Or enough coffee? Will Kenpachi get revenge? Will Isane find love?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Shuuhei H., Isane K. - Complete
Opposite Ends of a Spectrum by ice illuser reviews
Unohana, 4th division captain, and a kind healer. Zaraki, 11th division captain, and complete psychopath. Why in the world would these people associate with each other? Well you know what they say, opposites attract... UnohanaZaraki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,637 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 9/28/2005 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Renji, the Red Haired Reaper by Barbellenel reviews
Sorry, Rudolph, but Renji's taken over your song.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Love Happens by darkprincesspoet reviews
This story is for the ShunsuixNanao Challenge. It seemed like just a normal day at the office, but fate seemed to have other plans. R&R
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Rooftops by Kushin eX reviews
Some ShunsuiXNanao romance for BlackVelvetBand's Challenge. Nanao thinks back to their time together. Songfic Based on Lostprophets Rooftops. I Don't Own Bleach Or Rooftops. They Belong To Tite Kubo and Lostprophets Respectively
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Nanao's Perfect Birthday by DemonicXaliv reviews
It is Nanao's birthday and things were not as she had exsepted. ShunsuiXNanao
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
why does Naruto wear an orange jumpsuit? by ForlornDream reviews
I got board during Chem.and made a list of reasons why Naruto wears an orange jumpsuit. Some of them were my friends ideas! I love Naruto![oneshot] I think we were on crack or something when we made this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Ten Truths: Shunsui and Nanao by schweinsty reviews
Ten truths Shunsui and Nanao didn't know about each other. Fluff warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
30 Kisses: Shunsui and Nanao by baru-chan reviews
Shunsui, Nanao and thirty kisses. Third installment, theme number 30: Feel it, appreciate it, for all will be as it was tomorrow.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Silver Keepers reviews
I'm Silver. I have wings. And I cross over. I have to save the world from two different groups. Yup, that's my life for ya.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Kingdom Keepers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011