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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2866395, Profile Updated: 08-05-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Alice in Wonderland, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Soul Eater, Vampire Knight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

this went from a very lovely account that people could take seriously and enjoy to this i honestly dont know what happened but i apologize

Information on Stories

The Worst Romance Ever Written - On hiatus and in the act of being rewritten, more information later.

Gah!Troublesome Children! - Rewritten! New story now underneath Gah!Troublesome Children!Rewritten!

Twisted Games and Bad Acting - On hiatus, minor changes in the story being made. Chapter coming soon.

Maka-Chan in Wonderland - Hiatus

The Delightful Haunting of the Kiriyuu Manor - Still in progress, new chapters soon!

The Baker's Daughter - NOT ABANDONED. In progress, chapter coming soon!

The Final Equation - New, debate on whether or not it shall become a multi-chap story.

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Better the Devil you Know by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
The Boy That Snared My Heart by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
When Peeta picks Gale to go with him on the victory tour, his true feelings being to slowly shine through. But love is a fickle thing, and how can you love someone who refuses to return their love? Peeta x Gale slash, Some Peeta x Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,797 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Peeta M., Gale H., Finnick O.
Coffee and Cigarettes by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Iggy is miserable seeing the flock happy, including Fang who seemingly abandoned them to live the good life. But an unexpected offer from Fang open's Iggy's eyes and he realizes that they just might be the key to each other's happiness. Iggy's POV; Figgy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Iggy, Fang
Some information, please by FiveMetersOfPrussia reviews
In which there are protective older siblings, cock blocked romances, and the unanswered question; who is Ralph in love with? Roger pines after Simon, who's in love with Jack, who wants Ralph. Eventual Jack/Simon and Roger/Ralph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,350 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ralph, Roger
The Last Time by Noxid Anamchara reviews
Merle goes on, by himself, to face off the Governor. And all he can remember are moments with Daryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Merle D., Daryl D. - Complete
Prescription Heartsight by tempestSylph reviews
You're Dave Strider, and you have really terrible eyesight due to the fact that you're an albino, among other reasons. After putting off getting prescription eyewear for so long, it's finally time to do something about it. And while you're at it, you meet a boy in the waiting room.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Dave S., John E.
The Blackmail of Peeta Mellark by grandmotherclock reviews
When Gale finds out a secret about Peeta, he decides to blackmail him for his own pleasures. What will Peeta do?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
A Nightmare Awakened by kuraudosoturaifu reviews
Karkat Vantas is in his second year of college, and is finding himself frequently haunted by dark memories of the past. What happens when the nightmares that have been tearing him apart suddenly become a violent and terrifying reality?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,440 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Flour Trap by Gaysee reviews
Yaoi. Peeta and Gale. This is a One x One roleplay that has been converted into a FanFiction. This is definitely long term so make sure to stick around. There are a lot of twists planned, and I'm sure you'll cry, because we did. Hope you like our story!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,268 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Peeta M., Gale H.
In My Daughter's Eyes by TheTruthLiesWithTheTwins reviews
Peeta and Gale's adventure into parenthood has just begun as they bring their newborn daughter home from the the hospital. Sequel to Invention Of The Capitol
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M.
Primary Colors by LogicalDreamer reviews
AU Humanstuck - Sollux moves to a new school in the middle of the year and has to put up with all the crazies. Pairings include: SolKar-centric, PB&J, FefEri, DaveJohn. Rated T for language. DISCONTINUED
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,935 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Invention Of The Capitol by TheTruthLiesWithTheTwins reviews
With the help of capitol doctors, Peeta and Gale will hopefully be able to begin a family. M for reasons. established relationship, GalexPeeta
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,423 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Give the Kid the Cake by TheatricalScribbler reviews
The Signless and The Ψiioniic bring their descendants a cake. The results are disastrous.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Wonderwar by TopHatGirl reviews
In a circus of the bizzare and wonderful, John Egbert is an runaway heir escaping an usurped throne, when he is thrust into a world unfamiliar. But with a queen rising, and that blonde boy hiding everything, John has a world to save with his cirque.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,911 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Dave S.
I Less Than Three You by Hyouri reviews
Sollux Captor is a socially awkward young man who have spent more time with computers than with humans. All of a sudden he's thrown into college life and meet the loud, angry and slightly hostile Karkat Vantas, which makes his life take a huge turn from.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
No More Hesitations by oJdelight56 reviews
John looked at the phone. the number was dialed but would he ever press talk? John's hesitations cause him to think of everything that could go wrong if he told dave his feelings. DaveXJohn dont like GTFO two-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Gale's Little Baker by TheTruthLiesWithTheTwins reviews
one shot: Gale comes home to his little baker. GalexPeeta, established relationship.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Gale H., Peeta M. - Complete
Who is Soul Eater? by nightcrawler97 reviews
Maka is new to the DWMA and she is already friends with Black Star, Tsubaki, Kid, Liz and Patty. What happens when Maka see's Soul and everyone warns her to stay away from him? The unknown is always so enticing.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Centipede by oJdelight56 reviews
Matt comes face to face with a gaint centipede, what will he do? Run and hide or try to kill it? Read to find out. Inspired by my experiences and a picture I found. Link to picture inside.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Matt - Complete
Stitches and Scythes by CallMeHush reviews
They were only kids when they first met, but as Spirit and Stein grow older, connections start to form that seem stronger than simply Meister and Weapon. Could it be that opposite personality's attract but never last? SteinXSpirit over the years.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,428 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe
Five Times Gale Kisses Peeta by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Gale Hawthorne kissed Peeta Mellark a grand total of five times. He kissed him because of a dare, as a gift, for a cover story, to say goodbye, and thanks to a victory. Lolderpfic. Slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Peeta M., Gale H. - Complete
Drop Dead, Gorgeous by Uphill Both Ways reviews
AU, Shizaya. Both well-known stars in the porn industry, Shizuo and Izaya's agents decide to bring the two together for possibly their biggest production yet. What they didn't count on, was the roller-coaster of trying to get the two to cooperate.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,327 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
equilibrium by maravelous reviews
AU; If you can't live in this world, kill the things that can. — ShikaTema & NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,390 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
PruCan FMLs by TheFirstDarkblood reviews
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Pistols, Periods, and Prayers by BrokenBridges reviews
Fem!America. Women change once a month, and she was no different. The men better watch their backs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Roger by myrmidryad reviews
This is like a written version of the dramatic monologue I did in my English class for speaking and listening. Got an A*, which is pretty amazing, and I was really proud of it. It's like a little speech by Roger a while after the island. Creepy and dark.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
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The Delightful Haunting of the Kiriyuu Manor reviews
AU KanaZero Kaname Kuran, a young lord sent away to learn "proper" manners and how to treat servants, is sent to the famous Kiriyuu household, where strange things have been happening for the last 12 years. There he encounters colorful servants, dark secrets, and a bedridden boy who may just steal his heart. And all through this he can't help but wonder: Who is Ichiru?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Kaname, Zero
Gah! Troublesome Children! Rewritten! reviews
This is the rewritten version of my story Gah! Troublesome Children! Shikamaru finds a small child on a recovery mission at a nearby village that had recently been burnt to the ground. Meanwhile, Kankuro and Temari have been forbidden to return to work and Suna on a month long vacation to the leaf! Will Temari's vacation be relaxing, or just downright troublesome?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Final Equation reviews
Matthew is just trying to get through life. But it's kinda hard between annoying brothers and bullies and hockey practice. But when a sudden upperclassmen shows up and decides to get involved in Mattie's life, things get a lot more difficult. Especially when this upperclassmen thinks he the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread and likes nicking Mattie's lunch. Sigh. Why him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Canada, Prussia
The Baker's Daughter reviews
Fem!Peeta Male!Katniss Just how I feel the Hunger Games would "Go Down" if Peeta and Katniss's genders were reversed. Partially told in Peeta's P.O.V. Story is a lot better than the summary, J-just read it dammit! R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Photos for his Angel reviews
FIggy. Max and Fang have been fighting again, about how neglectful he is and how all he does is take photos. Meanwhile, Fang can't get a certain blind boy out of his mind. When fight turns drastic, will Fang get to see his blind angel again? R&R 4 more!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Fang, Iggy
MakaChan in Wonderland reviews
After falling asleep reading the last pages of her favorite book, Maka wakes up to find herself in a world that makes absolutely no sense! Starring Maka Albarn and her friends, take a trip to Wonderland, meet the Snake queen, and a bunch of characters that love nonsense! Will Maka ever find her way out of Wonderland? And will she ever catch that stupid rabbit? T to be safe
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Maka A.
The worst romance ever written reviews
Exactly what the title states. I'll possibly continue it. Dunno. Shikatema people. First story. Total crybaby, so easy with flames K? Eh, Modern day setting. Rayed T for swearing. And also cause I'm paranoid like that. HIATUS. BEING REWRITTEN. CHECK PROFILE FOR MORE INFO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Twisted Games and Bad Acting reviews
Neji Hyuuga is dead. Or is he? Investigator Sasuke Uchiha is sucked into a twisted game with even more so twisted character as he tries to find the truth behind his friend's murder. He battles to find the answer of Neji's death, and who's behind it. HIATUS. BEING REWRITTEN. CHECK PROFILE FOR MORE INFO.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
The Cheshire's Library reviews
Cheshire is busy cat you know. He has better things to do than give some blonde-haired child directions. Besides...even a cat gets lonely. ONESHOT. Short and sweet.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Cheshire Cat, Alice