Jay Foren
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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2866437, Profile Updated: 05-07-13
Author has written 19 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Warriors, Wicked Lovely, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

Important note! My username used to be Radius Flame. If anything below says that, it is me.

Welcome to the page of Radius Flame! My goal is to make this as long as possible so be prepared for some randomness!

My favorite books are

1. Pendragon by D.J. Machale

Favorite Characters

Female: Nevva Winters, Courtney Chetwynde, and Aja Killain.

Male: Vo Spader, Patrick, and Saint Dane.

2. Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Favorite Characters

Female: Valkyrie Cain/Stepanie Edgley, Tanith Low, China Sorrows.

Male: Fletcher Renn, Finbar Wrong, and Erskine Ravel

3. Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan

Favorite Characters

Female: Annabeth Chase, Silena Beauregard, Thalia Grace.

Male: Nico, Luke, Grover

4. Warriors by Erin Hunter

Favorite Characters

Female: LeafPool, IvyPool, SquirrelFlight.

Male: Crowfeather, BrambleClaw, and FireStar.

5. 39 Clues by Various authors

Favorite Characters

Female: Amy Cahill, Nellie, Natalie Kabra.

Male: Ian Kabra, Dan Cahill, Jonah Wizard

6. Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

Favorite Characters

Female: Johanna Mason, Madge Undersee, Primrose Everdeen.

Male: Gale Hawethorne, Finnick Odair, Cinna

7. Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr

Favorite Characters

Female: Donia, Sorcha, Ani.

Male: Keenan, Devlin, Niall.


My Ocs. Random stuff from different books is going to be thrown in here because I use the same three OCs.

Jay Foren

Description: Purple hair with two black streaks. Wide blue eyes and no peircings. Muscled legs with a small build.

Clothing: Purple dress shirt with mini shorts and knee high black boots.

Power: Necromancer

Race: Gerudo, Hunter of Artemis

Territory: Cloral

Radius Flame

Description: Red hair. Brown eyes and two ear peircings. Muscled legs and arms with medium build.

Clothing: Red tee with orange shorts and yellow overthrow. Red runners.

Power: Elemental/Shape Shifter

Race: Gerudo

Territory: Second Earth

Annileia Farlow

Description: Soft honey coloured hair with blonde highlights. Brown eyes and pierced ears. Regular legs and arms with small build.

Clothing: Blue tee with cats. Puple shorts and boots.

Power: Adept.

Race: Hylian

Territory: Third Earth


Copy and Paste

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to tuck hair behind your ear and poked yourself in the eye copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects copy this into your profile.

For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting that you're doing with the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest then start laughing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions copy this into your profile.

I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese why aren't two mooses called meese? Or when two foots are feet why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm also random! If you are random copy and paste this into your page.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question put this on your profile.

If your hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever talked out loud to voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything put this in your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door or shut the door on your hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it put this on your profile.

It's better to be crazy, you have more fun that way. If you agree copy and paste to your profile.

If ya feel like talkin' like a gangsta' sometimes copy an' paste this to ya profile.

If you think the Hunger Games Movie is going to be just as good as Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that your as smart as Athena copy and paste onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid obvious question copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai, Kasumi, destinykeyblade, and Radius Flame.

99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people thinking that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m U m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!!

Put these in your pro if u've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOU STEP SIGN pulled when the door says push ever walked into a wall before and/or fell off a chair backwards.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE and without a doubt DESPISE Masaya Aoyama (Tokyo Mew Mew) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list:mewmewice, MewTangerine, Boomity, Kittens Jaguara, MewVanilla567, Mew Sakunanbo -Mew Cherries-, Roxpixie124, kisshuismylife, Jay Foren

you think Masaya (Tokyo Mew Mew) should just DIE, Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list : mewmewice, MewTangerine, Roxpixie124, kisshuismylife, Jay Foren

If you hate Masaya X Ichigo, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Moogles rock. If you think they rock, copy it into your profile. Do it, kupo.

While I'm not one of those crazed fan girls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19: Spottedstar of NatureClan: Stardust98, Radius Flame.

If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans! (I am a fan of Hollyleaf but I do think she was a little over religious . . .)

Insanity is a privilege. If you agree, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" (Please don’t flame me JB fans. I respect you, but I think this is hilarious. Incus . . . don’t scold me . . .)

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents,Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, alliekat626, Spottedstar of NatureClan, Stardust98, and Radius Flame. (So sad.)

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, Stardust98, and Radius Flame.

Caution: If you don't want to possibly de don't read this next part.

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (Do you want to be suffocated?)

They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D (ICK)

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.


This is Bunny.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

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evil kity!

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

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(o.O)we are staring you
from behind a fence. we
are stalkers. beware the
stalker bunnies!

JOIN THE DARK SIDE! THEY HAVES COOKIES!


Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

I live in my own little word. But that's okay; they know me here.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs, XxXRainbowstarXxX, WriterCat, Radius Flame.

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to repeat things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste copy and paste onto you're profile.

If you are crazy one minute, then calm, then stupid, then smart, and lastly angry, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. To come out, copy this into your profile

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile

If you honestly pray to the Egyptian/ Greek Gods, copy/paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your parents love to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

if u r totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( zebra have stripes) copy this!

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile

If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this

If you lie about your age often, copy this.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you!”

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hades is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!


The Percy Jackson pledge:


I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!


1. Put your Ipod on shuffle.

2. For each question press the next button to get your awnswer.

3. Write down that awnswer no matter how silly it sounds.

1. What is your motto?

Let the rain fall

2. What do your freinds think of you

Pushing me away

3. What do you think about very often?

All in

4. What is 22?

Together

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Glamorous

That was strangely . . . O.K. . .


Favorites:

Movie: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Music: Pop/Dance

Singer: Selena Gomez

Food: Pizza and Perogies

Drink: Orange Soda

Colour: Purple and Black

Descriptive Word: Crazy or Random

Animal: Cat

Number: Seven

Video Game: ZELDA Phantom Hourglass/ Majora's Mask/Orcarnia of Time/OoT 3DS/ Spirit Tracks/Twilight Princess.

Mario Game: Mario Kart

Video Game Characters: Zelda or Daisy

Enviroment: City or Town

Age: To old to have a balloon to have a balloon at the mall, to young to walk into the high school without being called a little kid.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, listening to music, and eating chocolate.

Favourite TV Shows: Wizards of Waverly Place.

Favourite book(s): Skulduggery Pleasant, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, Maximum Ride, and Wicked Lovely.

Favorite Car: 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental, one of only 208 ever made, and purple corvette.

Favorite Movie: I am number 4

Favorite Songs/Singers: Selena Gomez
Favorite School Subjects: ELA

Favorite Food: Chocalate

Favorite Animal: Cats

Favorite Childhood Memory: Dunno

Favorite Possessions: BOOKS! Ipod, laptop, writing folder, diary, 3ds, wii, limited edition Zelda remote.

Favorite Number: 7

Favorite Hard Candy: Werther’s
Favorite Month:
March. It starts to get warm and it’s my birthday.

Favorite Ice Cream: Chocalate

Favorite Smell: Berry

Favorite Cartoon Character: Cinderella?

I don't understand...:
Why people hate cats so much? There can’t be as many strays in this city as they say! I jus wanna give em all a cwomfy howm!

When I wake up in the morning...: I run to get ready, cursing my late alarm again.

Life is full of...: Candy.

My past is...:
*Blank stare*

I wish...: for a new bookshelf. The old one’s kinda full.

I am totally terrified of...: My school locker. Any smell that can fight berry mint car fresheners and win has to have a horrible route.

I hate people who...: Think they’re smarter than me because they’re social.

Last November...: I was eating Halloween candy.

I love it when...: I don’t have papers.

I work...: at the Sun.

My dream last night...:I don’t dream.

Today I ate...: ‘Nothing yet.

The world could do with less...: stupid people.

My eyes are...: Silvery purplish.


Supported ships:

Zelda

Zelink (Zelda and Link)

Ganda (Ganon and Zelda)

MidLink (Midna and Link)

Skulduggery Pleasant

Valduggery (Skulduggery and Valkyrie)

Chinduggery (China and Skulduggery)

Ghanith (Ghastly and Tanith)

I hate Fletchyrie!

Pendragon

Nevva/SaintDane

Pendragon/Courtney

Loor/Pendragon

Percy Jackson

Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth)

Thalico (Thalia and Nico)

Athena/Posiedon

Hunger Games

Gale and Katniss

Peeta and Johanna

Why oh why must I always support the ones that die?

Tokyo Mew Mew

Pai and Lettuce

Taruto and Pudding

Kisshu and Ichigo

Zakuro and Ryou


Favorite Funny Quotes

Of everything I've lost, my mind is the thing I miss the most.

It's better to be crazy, you simply have more fun that way.

Well behaved girls seldom make history . . . SO GO CRAZY!

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder.

There is a fine line between smart and crazy. I have erased that line.

Being weird is better than to be normal.

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I's the dark side. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU COOKIES?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Wisdom makes the answer clearer, shows what must be done.
Courage gives one bravery. Of course the endless curiosity is fun to.
Power corrupts minds, causes evil to come and whole civilizations to crumble to the ground.
Oh why goddesses did you give me power? - Ganondorf (He never actually said this, but just imagining Zel and Link's faces if he did . . . it makes me laugh almost as hard as LINK AND GANONDORF IN TUTUS WITH DANCING BUNNIES!)

Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly.

I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence.

If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa.

I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

When in doubt, make up words!

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram ofTEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.""

I didn't fail 10,000 times; I just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

You talk to me like I care what you're saying.

When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago.


I guess I have to put some serious ones on to . . .

"Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself"-Bill Bluestein

"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open."-Thomas Dewar

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you stand."-Hayley Williams

"The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself."-Steve Martin

"When the world says 'give up,' hope whispers 'Try it one more time.'"-Carolyn Agrimis

'Do not go where the path may lead, instead go where there is no path and leave a trail."-Ralph Waldo Emerson


Random Joke

What does the squirrel sing?

A: Nu, nu, nut, nut, nut,nu, nu (To the tune of the funky chicken)


Top ten favorite book characters.

1. Nevva Winters

2. Valkyrie Cain

3. LeafPool

4. Donia

5. Tanith Low

6. Johanna

7. Silena Beaurgard

8. Thalia Grace/Artemis

9. IvyPool

10: China Sorrows

Top ten favorite video game characters.

1. Zelda

2. Daisy

3 Bowser

4. Saria

5. Midna

6. Malon

7. Epona

8. Link

9. Golden godesses (Din, Nayru, Farore)

10. Anju


Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Throw a rave.

31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

47. Shout "Food fight!"

48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

53. Shave.

54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

56. Practice your kung fu.

57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

59. Fly a model airplane.

60. Do yoga.

61. Play the accordion

62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


1. Zelda

2. Daisy

3. Nevva

4. Courtney

5. Link

6. Valkyrie Cain

7. Fletcher Renn

8. Saint Dane

9. Annabeth Chase

10. Nico di Angelo

What if 7 started singing the national anthem at random?

Creepy, creepy indeed . . .

Is 2 cuter then 5?

God, no . . . Link is supposed to be the idol of cuteness. . .

What would happen if 1 started dating 8’s mother?

It would never happen. I'm not a fan of Yaoi/Yuri either. But for funs sake, Zel would end up very dead . . .

Who could bench-press more? 6 or 10?

Can’t tell. Probably Val.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Umm . . .)

On a bag of Fritos.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary (Shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which is?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (How do you eat it frozen?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No duh . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (No comment)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Isn’t it illegal for little kids to do so?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why else would we take the pill?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there an in between?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Again, which is?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." “No duh . . .”

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( . . .)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I blame the adults.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.” 9No one ever taught you not to cut your hand off?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (There is a plug in where in water?)


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

But what else was I going to do? Stick around until the cops showed up?

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A phone

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Wizards of Waverly Place

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:00

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:43

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A fish filter

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning to do papers.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My e-mail

9.What are you wearing

A t-shirt and shorts

10.Did you dream last night?

no

11.When did you last laugh?

When I was on the phone.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A light switch

13.Seen anything weird lately?

No . . .

14. What do you think of this quiz?

OK. . .

15. What is the last film you saw?

Don’t force me to remember . . .

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the books I could want.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

No

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I’d own the world . . .

19. Do you like to dance?

I like to spin around.

20. George Bush:

Uh . . .

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jasmine.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Robert.


1. How did you get one of your scar

I have a scar?

2. What is on the walls in your room?

Posters, mirrors.

4. What type of music do you listen to?

What I feel like. If I’m angry I bring out hard rock and if I’m sad I bring out whatever’s depressing.

5. Do you know what time you were born?

12:02 am

6. What do you want more than anything right now?

A taco

7. What do you miss the most?

My fluffy pillow that blew up last night . . .

8. What is your most prized possession(s)?

My books and my ipod. Oh! My 3ds with a limited time edition Zelda case. My ocarina of time game. Or my purple wii . . . Oh! I know now! My most prized possession is my cookie!

10. Do you get claustrophobic?

When I’m sick.

11. Do you get scared of the dark?

I’m scared of what hides in it . . .

12. The last person that made you cry?

I don’t cry, I’m a strong person.

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl?

Umm . . .

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender?

Blond hair brown eyes.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to?

Umm...

16. Coffee or energy drink?

Energy drink.

17. What is your favourite pizza topping?

Bacon and Mushroom. One day I will finish eating the MushroomKingdom.

18. if you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

What do you think? You made me think about pizza, I want pizza!

19. What's your sunsign?

Aries

20. Your favourite season and why?

Winter. You can roll around in the snow like an idiot. You also don’t have to worry about bugs . . .

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?

My cookie . . .

22. Do you like anybody?

YOU WILL TELL HIM. I DON’T TRUST YOU!!!

23. Are you double jointed?

Nowhere. It kind of sucks, I have a friend who has dj thumb and another one that can bend her knee backwards at a 90 degree angle without any pain.

24. Favourite clothing brand?

Firefly. Man I can see so many kids putting DC right now . . .

26. Do you have a pet?

Yes. I have two kittens. One is black and white and named Moo Moo, the other is a black tabby named Smokey. We are a big happy family. Wow! I just summed up my speech from last year in exactly 27 words!

27. What kind is it?

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving?

Doesn’t the heroine always fall deeper in love when she tries to stay away?

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?

Be near them and just say it.

30. Write a number from one to a hundred:

7

31. Blonds or brunettes

Blonettes

32. What is the one number you call most often?

My best friend.

33. What annoys you most?

People who are so against a single person, that person buys something and suddenly it’s super lame. Nike is out peeps I bought a Nike bike. At least I set a trend!

People who before class already know who they are going to be partners without even asking that person . . .

34. Have you been out of the USA

I live in Canada folks . . .

35. Your weaknesses?

Candy

36. Met anyone famous?

Sadly, no.

37. First job?

Papers

38. Ever made a prank call?

I am ashamed of those I did . . . They were horrible and easily they discovered it was me . . .

40. What were you doing before you filled this out?

Shopping.

41. Have you ever had surgery?

My ear drums busted so yes.

42. What do you get complimented about most?

Spelling and reading.

43. Have you ever had braces?

Never and hope it stays that way.

44. What do you want for your birthday?

Mario Kart 3DS

45. How many kids do you want?

2 at most.

46. Were you named after someone?

An Egyptian princess.

47. Do you wish on stars?

No . . . I wish on the moon!

49. What kind of shampoo do you use?

Dove. My hair is already growing wings.

50. Do you like your handwriting?

It’s really sloppy and loopy. I like it though because it’s my own style!

51. What is your favourite lunch meal?

Grilled cheese.

52. Any bad habits?

Stay up real late.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf?

Hannah Montana

54. if you were another person, would you be friends with you?

The question is would you be friends with you? In that answer lays this answer. Figure it out!

56. Do looks matter?

Sometimes.

57. How do you release anger?

Blast music and spin.

58. Where is your second home?

At home.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child?

My stuffed Stitch.

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?

1

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid?

Yeah.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

No I like cookies! (Figure it out yourself.)

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese?

Macaroni and cheese.

65. What do you look for in a guy?

I’m dating?

66. What are your nicknames?

Munchkin. (I like to eat. ALOT.)

68. What's your favourite television show?

WOWP or Wizards of Waverly Place.

69. What was your actual SAT score?

Haven't givenSATtests

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?

Cookies N Cream.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes?

Yes

72. When was the last time you worked out?

I don't work out, really.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64?

Someone screwed with this because actually there’s no number three

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car?

150

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?

Up to them

76. What are you listening to?

Fish tank filter

77. Last thing you drank?

Iced Tea

78. Last person you talked to on the phone?

My best friend

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender?

Usually their eyes and looks. But looks do not matter to me.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song?

Raise your glass!

81. Favourite thing to hate?

My book shelf. It doesn’t have enough space to fit all of my books so I must pile some on the floor!

82. Favourite month of the year?

March. Everyone in my family’s birthday.

83. Favourite zodiac sign?

Aries

85. What is your hair colour?

Dark brown. With purple streaks.

86. Eye colour?

Blue . . . as the sea is. (OmG! I have the same eye colour as Percy!

89. Favourite fast food restaurant?

Mcdonald’s

90. Do you like sushi?

No am I supposed to?

91. Last thing you watched?

I haven’t watched TV in three weeks. I can’t remember.

92. Favourite day of the year?

My birthday.

93. Play any musical instruments?

Recorder. My music teacher forced me to learn it.

Euphonium, I'm in bad class.

94. Republican or Democrat?

Idk

95. Kisses or hugs?

HUGS.

96. Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships

97. What was the last thing you bought?

A limited edition Zelda protection case for my 3Ds.

98. What kind of car do you have?

I don’t even have my driver’s licence.

99. What book are you reading?

Unmarked

100. Describe your love life:

Single.


Your boy side

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck. X
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool X
you go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. X
its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 10

You’re Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall
you like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.X
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. X
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. X
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.X
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can. X
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.X
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. X
Like being the star of every thing. X

Total: 16

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister X
You own something from American Eagle X
You love/like going to the mall. X
You own an iPod/MP3 player. X
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat. X
You hate buying things that are on sale X
You have more than one house

Total : 6

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. X
You have thought about death. (who dosen't????) X
You wear chains

You like heavy metal. X
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick. X

Your hair was/is dark. X
You dislike preps. X
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 4

PUNK

You can skateboard. X
You've worn plaid. X
You like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. X
You dislike pink. X
You hate/dislike preps. X
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. X
Total: 6

GEEK

You love the computer. X
You like Harry Potter X
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts X (It doesn’t matter, I don’t wear them anyways!)
You get straight A's. X
You love/like reading. X
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like. X
You have a curfew. X (Not just a curfew, I have a bedtime!
You always do your homework. X
You never miss school unless you're sick X

Total : 8

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed. X
You have black rimmed glasses X
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily. X
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo. X
You keep/have kept a journal/diary. X
You have written a sad poem X
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot X
Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap. X
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music X (Radio turned up to fourteen!)
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere. X
You wear slip-on shoes. X
You wear/wore Vans. X
You like the band panic! at the disco X
You wear band t-shirts. X
People have called you a freak and meant it. X
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color X

Total: 8 . . .

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. X
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp X
You have a specific number

Total :2


READ THIS!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge.

Reality is for those who lack imagination.

There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty!

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. DO IT. I SAID DO IT!


Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. BEST. GOD. EVER. (Don't smite me Zeus!!)

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO and Justin Bieber

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P)

Sparky. Jason's nickname according to kittykate1787


30 reasons why girls are the best:


1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple but it only took a woman to convince Adam.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring, Vanity Storm, and Radius Flame.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

If your name is Jay Foren, please press 10 and we'll a), congratulate you for pushing a non-existent button, and b), tell you to go away. You were told last month that you're to crazy to be dealt with. Thank you.


I found this. I love it.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Moo Moo

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Family Pet by BleedingCoffee reviews
Roy Mustang has a rough day. Mrs. Bradley/Mustang hentai shows up at the office. The Elrics think his 'new book' is about alchemy and they give him a new pet chimera. It's time for shenanigans and adventure.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 462,840 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Of Ferrets and Weasels by JerichosRiot reviews
In which a surprised Ginny finds Hermione in the arms of the amazing, bouncing ferret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Working the Med Wing Staff by Valkyrie Smith reviews
Valkyrie is tired and manages to hurt herself - but Skulduggery doesn't want to take her to a Mortal hospital... Complete, one-shot, humour. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Annabeth, Makeup, Fireworks, And Other Miscellaneous by Silvertongue90 reviews
What happens when a certain daughter of Aphrodite convinces Annabeth to wear makeup? What will Percy's reaction be? Used to be a one shot until I decided to put all of my Percy Jackson one shots into a single compilation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by sycoandcrazy-inc reviews
Ed had seen something like this happen before, when he was a kid in school. One of the boys had accidentally called the teacher Mom. The unfortunate student had been teased for weeks about it. But this, this was infinitely worse. Mostly fluff.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Lusterless by LavenderPhantom20 reviews
[Post episode 25] He stood up, stretching his weary bones. A noise could be heard down the hallway, it was stifled by the wood of the wall between them, but it was there nonetheless. Could it be...? [Parental!RoyEd] Please R&R it really means a lot to me! [Slightly AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Dark Lady Reigns by cleotheo reviews
Third and final part of The Dark Lady trilogy. With school now finished with, and the Death Eaters firmly under her control, it's time for The Dark Lady to take the wizarding world by storm. Can Hermione succeed in gaining the power her father always wanted, or will the Order manage to bring her down? Dark Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,570 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rage, Rage by Magery reviews
Living might not be the best revenge, but it's close. [Post-TDOTL. Darquesse-centric]
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Fletcher R., Tanith L. - Complete
Song of Silence by McAbbyGirl4Life reviews
In which Valkyrie and Skulduggery keep in touch over the phone, songs are sang, and maybe, just maybe, silence is nothing more than a hooded blessing in disguise. Valduggery. TDOTL epilogue challenge. Spoilers.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.] - Complete
something so magic by Apathink reviews
"He's in lines of black and white on a literal threshold but it's, you know, probably not symbolic or anything." In which doors are unlocked, faces are handled, and hallways are talked in. For the tdotl epilogue challenge.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2014
Secret Steps by nadagio reviews
Extreme AU. In a world where contact between muggles and wizards is strictly forbidden, where love blinds, and power is corrupt... an orphaned Hermione Granger struggles to make things right with the help of some unlikely allies. HG,SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,397 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
in spring, the sparrow flies northwards again by GuiltyAdonis reviews
In which Skulduggery, true to form, takes back his hat and makes fun of Valkyrie; or, in which plans are made, promises are kept, and parting is such sweet sorrow. SPOILERS FOR THE DYING OF THE LIGHT.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.] - Complete
Breed a Better Mousetrap by Uniasus reviews
Edward Elric has had his fair share of undercover missions, thankfully this one does not involve a dress. He just gets a pyro for an uncle instead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,925 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Braces! by The Captain Carrot reviews
What if... Skulduggery got braces from Kenspeckle Grouse... (one shot)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L., Ghastly B. - Complete
Musically Magical by Behindthebook08 reviews
Hermione is one step away from giving up her dreams for a life she never wanted, can an unexpected concert and a surprising show of support raise her spirits back up? Hermione/Fred (Though I suppose it's really more of a Hermione/Music fic...)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Photograph by musicality7437 reviews
Years after the Battle of Hogwarts and the defeat of the Dark Lord, Severus Snape receives a letter with an unexpected request and a photograph of the child who bears his name. AU in that Snape survives DH. R&R is much appreciated, but above all - enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Severus S. - Complete
Duty by Lemniscate35173 reviews
Sirius will not be forced into his so-called 'duty'. "The Goyle girl. You want me to marry the Goyle girl."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sirius B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Forgotten Boy by Kallanit reviews
Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,649 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Corsican Corridor by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Poem. Petunia and Sirius are more alike than they would have believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Sirius B., Petunia D. - Complete
If You Tilt Your Head And Squint by loverofeevee reviews
Title basically means that it can be a full story if you really want, or just a bundle of snippets. Has a tiny bit of language, like one or two words, and some slash, nothing heavy. Although it says complete, if I think of any other bits I'll put them in so keep your eyes peeled for updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
When I Was Young by Gamma Orionis reviews
When I was young, I danced on shattered glass, and when I should have cried, I laughed instead. Written for Arts and Crafts for Camp Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Bird Business by Defying.Expectations reviews
After a Ravinia gathering, Nevva has a conversation with some of the elite children while a raven sits on her shoulder. Mostly silliness.
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Nevva W., Saint Dane - Complete
Cemetery of Dreams by queen-sheep reviews
[Muggle!AU] His name was Draco Malfoy, son and heir to the prestigious Malfoy family. His father, an efficient politician, and his mother, a former model. He had private tutors, and spacious playrooms, and everything else he wanted in the world, except for one thing – fairy tale books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Draco M.
The Trial by stealacandy reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
stay with me by glitter blizzard reviews
She walks along the edge but Scorpius is always there to pull her back on the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P.
Cheater by Soccer-Geek reviews
It's the same old story: Masaya cheats, Ichigo cries, Kish comes to save the day... or is it?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Ichigo M., Kish, Masaya A. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: An Assassin's Heart by TennisWriter456 reviews
Two centuries after the Twilight, Hyrule is falling apart in Princess Zelda's hands. A missing hero of fate, a rebellion force plotting against her, and a fatal assassin bent on killing her plague Zelda. A civil war approaches...one fighting for her life.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 155,604 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Link, Zelda, Sheik, OC - Complete
And so her World Stopped Spinning by a limpid aria reviews
You're twenty and you're scared and your Gryffindor bravery has been tarnished by years of love lost and abandon dreams. Lily Luna and how her life went wrong. Free-verse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Assassin by chinarai reviews
"This is not over, Your Highness. Many will come and many will go, but you, My Princess, will live eternally." Zelda turned her head back and hesitated before she left the grand hall without another word. TP! Zelink - UA (Universe Alterations)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,550 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Lily Luna by HeartSpell16785 reviews
All they saw was a Potter. So you made sure to get sorted into Slytherin and make the name Lily Luna known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Unsure by permanthiatus reviews
"Everyone thought they were going to get married, although he had never given her a ring or ever actually proposed to her. He wasn't sure he was going to anymore."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
For Profit! by Tetra007 reviews
Perhaps selling the treasures of Lorule was not the best idea that Ravio had ever cooked up, but at least he made some profit along the way…aLBW Spoilers, Hildio. One shot. Sequel to Supply and Demand.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Princess Hilda, Ravio] - Complete
The Captain's Log by ctj reviews
"Captain's Log. 6th August. 5:00 AM. Can't sleep. Memories beyond painful. Whisky stock depleting at an alarming rate." In the months following Phantom Hourglass, Linebeck records his thought processes in a captain's log. Warnings: Angst, alcohol, and... well, Linebeck. One-shot. (Happy [moody?] birthday fic for Icearrows1200!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Linebeck, Ciela] Link - Complete
Acheronta Movebo by tiger7210 reviews
I fought through a parasite-infested tree, a deadly cave, the belly of a whale, and countless temples.I killed the King of Thieves and saved this land. But when it was all said and done, I was sent back in time by the woman who asked me to do it. This time Hyrule will fall as it has before.But it won't be at the hands of Ganondorf. I saved this kingdom, and I will destroy it again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 108,137 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Four Dreams In A Row by in stars reviews
"They fall in love the way people die in fires: quickly and painfully, but to them it seems like an eternity, and they can feel nothing but the heat." Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
As It Began by AsItBegan reviews
When Snape is sent to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter on his 11th birthday, will he still be able to hate Harry after meeting the Dursleys? Harry is a first year at Hogwarts. HP & SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Seven by arrogantbullyingtoerag reviews
"You know how Muggles do that twelve days of Christmas thing?—well, you get seven. Sorry, love."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
teabags and cigarettes by rosewsly reviews
they had changed so, so much and nothing would ever bring them back; 31/31 one-shots throughout the month of October; Cover-Art by hannahhillam
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Roof, My Rules by ctj reviews
COMPLETE. Six months after Twilight Princess, Link and the members of "The Resistance" are living together in Telma's Inn. Daily life seems humorous at first, but there is more to the ex-hero than he is letting on. Emotions and tensions alike run high, and it soon becomes apparent that they- as well as the world around them- are changing, and won't change back.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,662 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Link, Ashei] [Shad, Ilia] - Complete
Lending a Helping Hand by Massacre13 reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have thier latest mission - teach the younger generation of witches and wizards how to punch properly. But will Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizadry teach them a little something? *Disclaimer: I do not own Skulduggery Pleasant or Harry Potter - all rights to the appropriate authors*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 118,084 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013
denial by Someone aka Me reviews
"He's Albus Severus Potter and it takes you too long to realise you're in love with him." AlScorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Keeping Good to Family Pride by lovestorywithatwist reviews
"I have to tell you both something," Scorpius finally managed, gaining a little more control over his voice. Right, this wasn't so hard. Just say it. "I'm gay." (One-shot, SM/AP, slash fic. Rated T for mentions of sex/language, though nothing explicit)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Match of Wits by Eternally Seventeen reviews
"Not so chatty as an apple, are you?" / Where Rose and Scopius's intellectual battles in the classroom have become a daily affair...till the Hogsmeade visit. -Oneshot!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Don't Ask Questions by Silvers45 reviews
How did his parents die? What were their names? Something far more than just curiosity is nagging at Harry—but one mustn't ask questions in the Dursley household.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Apologize by Inhibitedmonochrome reviews
"Because I'm not sorry. I don't do things that I will regret." What took place that year before Draco attempted to kill Dumbledore. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Commentary by a very potter parody reviews
Evidently, Sirius and Quidditch match commentary aren't a good mix- at least, not if we want poor Minnie to make it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sirius B. - Complete
What Are Friends For? by AnziPanzi reviews
Dexter Vex hasn't had it easy. Ever. The Dead Men will change that. Because friends protect each other, no matter what. Will most likely contain Vex/Rue later on.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Dexter V., Saracen R., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B.
Color by thecolorofmagic reviews
A poem about Luna written for the one shot chalange
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
Tears of Blood by Vivid Tear reviews
You feel your eyes water. With a weak hand, you wipe it away. Upon contact, you realize that isn't the normal saltwater tear. It is red. Tears of blood. You're too distracted to notice the blade that is being brought down. Straight towards your heart.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Lost Innocents by thecolorofmagic reviews
What happens to Luna after the war? It's a short Freeverse that will take up no more than 5 minuets of your time, and that's if you leave a review... please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
A Mended Heart by SheikahLover reviews
I never thought that my life would get any better, that everything would always be the same; but when I found that letter lying on my desk, it opened up a new world of possibilities and changes for me, and made me realize that I can be happy. (AU. Zelda/Link).
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,217 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Zelda, Link - Complete
A Change of Heart by Soccer-Geek reviews
Several months after the last battle, the aliens return, this time to ask for help from the Mews. The Mews agree to help and go to the alien's world. While there, Ichigo sees the sides of Kish she never knew. And as they get closer to each other, Ichigo begins to wonder if she should have given Kish a chance. Could it be she has a change of heart? Kishigo, P/L P/T
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,902 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
ABC Drabble by SailorVegeta13 reviews
26 oneshots, with prompt words starting with Alien and ending with Zoo. Little drama but lots of fluff. Kishigo, Pai x Lettuce, Pudding x Taruto, Mint x Ryou, Zakuro x Keiichiro.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Ichigo M., Lettuce M., Kish, Pie - Complete
The Deceiver and the Leader by wisegirl1800 reviews
She's in Slytherin and loves it and its fun, fun, fun and they love her, they don't judge her, (but her brothers are gone). LilyLuna:centric. poem:: Includes Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Tokyo Mew Mew 2: The Twin Mew Saga by NateFate RiderSpider reviews
The Subarashii twins had it easy. Then they became part of a kick-ass crime-fighting team, Tokyo Mew Mew. But of course, Yoru and Arishia end up in the middle of a battle between good and evil, Mews and aliens. "Mew Sugar, Mew Spice, and everything nice, here to bring justice to your life!" KisshuxOC, OCxOC. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ. Rated for language and shizkabang like that.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish
Her Life by poisonesse reviews
Valkyrie was tired of having to live with herself, knowing what her true name was. So she left Haggard, left her friends and family, and moved to California to start a new life- of course, four years later, she's expected to come back. Completed.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 149,659 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Sweet, Dark Lullaby by shattered petal reviews
Lord Ganondorf made his mark, and won the battle. Yet Courage will always return, even when his limbs are bloody and his mind is haunted. The Hero of Time from many years ago has finally returned, only reborn as another man. -Link/Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,504 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Link, Midna
The Princess of Twilight by Redwolf587 reviews
Having secluded herself from the Twili, Midna addresses her people and learns why exactly she's so angry after destroying the mirror. (Midna X Link)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Midna - Complete
The Moonlit Dance by ArkieR reviews
The school dance is on but Masaya can't come... Poor Ichigo will have to go alone... What happens when everyone's favourite alien decides to show up instead! Random fluffy one-shot that popped into my head! Enjoy!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Zodiac Mew Mew by 88 Ringo 88 reviews
Raven Ikisatashi, daughter of Ichigo Momomiya and Kisshu Ikisatashi, has always had a way with cats, and she's had some pretty weird things happen to her. So now, all of a sudden, she has to keep up her social life, deal with the fact that her mother was the leader of Tokyo Mew Mew, and lead a team of Mews on her own? Not to mention the cat behaviors she has. More info inside.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,621 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
The Princess in the Tower by Morna reviews
Princess Zelda is only a young girl when her father shuts her off from the rest of the world and sequesters her in a tower in order. What the king does not know is that his daughter is visited in her dreams by a dark man.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Double-Sided Sword by xXxXBrokenxWingsXxXx reviews
One tried to kill me, then fell in love. The other fell in love, then tried to kill me. So different, yet so alike. Which one did I dare love? Drabble. Ichigo's POV.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Unpleasantly Pleasant by BrilliantlyMadSparrow reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant: Charming, Sophisticated... Evil? Why, yes, very much so. And he is quite insulted when the Irish Sanctuary only sends a young woman named Tanith and a mere child called Valkryie to capture him. Insulted enough to kill them, perhaps?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
First Date by Lokiismylife reviews
I think the title says it all... Kishigo! Requested by The Kishin-Sesshomaru Kurai.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Stomach Bug by Lokiismylife reviews
This is a two-shot; I think the title is pretty self-explanatory, but the end of chapter one is funny, so please read!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Plushies by Lokiismylife reviews
The Mews find out Pai's dirty little secret. What's next? Read and find out.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Ichigo M., Kish, Pie - Complete
The Girl with the Green Hair by ZeldaRubix reviews
Link is contemplating marriage, but has second thoughts due to his clashes with the royal family and the secrets they posses. Things get more complicated when a mysterious woman comes into his life that reminds him of his beloved childhood friend Saria. Rated T for language, action, and adult situations. This does not stringently follow canon. REWRITE COMPLETE 4/26/2013.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 240,028 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
House Of Wax by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
In Dublin there is a Wax Works Museum, below that there is a place called the Sanctuary where Mages work, but when those Mages start mysteriously disappearing it's time to get the professionals in, Namely Skulduggery and Valkyrie.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011
Intrare Lupus by True China Sorrows reviews
It was all her fault. I was the catalyst but it was all her fault.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Zakuro F. - Complete
If Life Were Disney by LeilaEditer reviews
All Zelda wants to do is go home. Work is stressful, people are annoying and stupid, and she's fed up with her mother calling her at work telling her to get a husband. All she really wants is a nice, caffeinated, chocolaty beverage. Is that so much to ask for? AU Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Link, Zelda
The Perfect Plan by Saria-Green-Leaf reviews
WARNING: It was based on a dream, so it's not to be taken seriously. Ganondorf finds the perfect way to both win Link's heart and get rid of Zelda. Set in modern Hyrule. Link and Zelda are siblings. AU. GanondorfxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Checkmate by kyouko reviews
Red and white. Scarlet and ivory chess pieces. Blood and bone. Down Falls The King. —implied link/zelda and onesided ganondorf/zelda. ocarina of time; canon divergence. lots of it. oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Did You Get? by Great Angemon reviews
Gift!fic for LyingOwl-Aria's birthday. Link and Zelda host Thanksgiving at their house, and tensions arise when Link's father comes. What happens when Zelda tries to find out what happened between Link and his father?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Link, Zelda - Complete
O Twilight Princess by I Live For The Fantasy reviews
O Twilight Princess, here at last, Wield the magic of evils long past, Forbidden and dark, in one helmet, one mask. Light dwellers faithful in the hope you provide, Though you fight not for their people, But for your people's pride. It's poetry, yes, but it's better than it sounds. T for the end of this game, which *SPOILERS* is really sad. You can read as MidLink or friendship.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Midna, Link
Pie's 'Sick' Day by Soccer-Geek reviews
When a tired and over-worked Pie acts in an un-Pie-like manner, Kish and Tart think he's sick and try to take care of him. When that fails, they bring in some 'help' from the Mew Mews. But all Pie wants is either a cup of coffee or a nap. Preferably both. Too bad he's not going to get either anytime soon! Short story, will feature a slightly OOC Pie, humor and a bit of fluff!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Pie, Lettuce M.] Kish, Tart - Complete
Shame Sleeps Where Pleasure Lies by wayward-river reviews
On the third day of each month he asks for her hand, and each time she denies it. Ganondorf/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
The Bottom of a Lie by wayward-river reviews
"Perhaps, today, your Hero will come." Ganondorf/Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Rocket Science by lovelydangerousdear reviews
A Christmas tree, a dead man, and a twenty-six year old going-on-twelve. "Loving a dead man was easy, she thinks, but loving your best friend was rocket science."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Bells for Her by Morna reviews
They had always been hurtling towards this from the moment they met. AU. Zelgan.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Like A Bird by FeatherTrinity reviews
Ravin: Zelda's will is breaking. She's a caged bird, trapped with the man she hates most, he's destroying everything she's ever loved, and he wont let her be herself... But, he's still human, she can see it, and it's that small bit of him that's slowly destroying what little bit of her she has left. Her compassion is slowly turning into more then this little bird can take. -Zanon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Bright as Night by Allendra reviews
Zelink AU - Unfinished business in the past comes to haunt the present, a princess trains to be a Sheikah in the Rebellion, and Link finds himself caught in a struggle amongst agents of evil - each wanting to use him for their own purposes. A tale of forgiveness, redemption, love, and inner darkness that proves the absence of war is not the same as peace. Strongly rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,140 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Between the Tides by wayward-river reviews
He knows the tide will come in, someday. Ganondorf/Zelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
The Wondrous Adventures of The Righteous Maximus by Split Infinitive reviews
AU. Link and the crew of the hi-tech fairy-driven mining ship The Righteous Maximus don't want any trouble, but trouble seems to find them nonetheless. It all started because of Link's childhood friend Zelda. He has to find her again, you see. After all, the fate of Hyrule may just depend on it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,738 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Tartarus by TackAttack reviews
Percy is brought to Tartarus to be tortured by Gaia and Kronos after he saves Annabeth's life during the Giant War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,263 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
2nd Sucks by nomnom15 reviews
You're the daughter of Zeus and he's the Son of Poseidon. You love each other because you're family...cousins after all. Yet, try as you might, you'll always be second best. And trust me, 2nd sucks. First songfic! Pre-HoO. Rated T for lyrics.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Witch Doctor, or Kish Finally Goes Crazy by Soccer-Geek reviews
Kish, as usual, is trying to win Ichigo's heart. However, this time, his plan is rather, well, um, crazy. A humorous songfic/one-shot that uses the song 'Witch Doctor' by The Cartoons. Sure to leave you laughing with the song stuck in your head!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Taming the Tiger by Morna reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire has been taken as a prisoner of war by the Queen Zelda. Uncertain of what to do with her captive, they strike a bargain that leads to unexpected and surprising results. AU Zelda. GanondorfxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,241 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
He's Your Son by shattered petal reviews
Link can't find his gloves, and his family are no help at all. -Link/Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Link, Midna - Complete
Sending A Message by Moxterminator reviews
Basicaly, on a writers course a couple of years ago, we had to do an exercise where a favourite scene of a book, had to be re written with the morals swaped over, so the good guys where the bad guys and vice-versa. This is the first chapter of, Playing with Fire, with the morals Swapped over. We also had to change where the scene was set among over stuff.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., V. Scapegrace - Complete
F L A W S by stars shine out reviews
Want to hear a secret? Those Weasley girls are flawed. \ The Next Gen Weasley girls \ Freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dominique W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Cage Life by Caffeine-Heart reviews
KINGDOM OF THE WICKED SPOILERS! The day in the life of Skulduggery Pleasant, hidden away in the Alps. So much angst, it broke my heart to write it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Jumping the Turtle Shell by nomnom15 reviews
On National Best Friends Day, everyone's favorite trio, Percy, Nico, and Jason, bond over a little video-game. Despite their differences, Annabeth learns just how close the Little Big Three really are. Rated T only for mild, course language. Post HoO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
He Who Mustn't Be Named, Really by Schermionie reviews
You see, Harry had come up with a "clever" plan to get the press off his back. Note the quotation marks, please. * Rita's well-plucked eyebrows shot up. "He mustn't be named?" - "Um, yes," said the man, blinking. "How did you know?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Herding Cats by HecateA reviews
One typical school morning in Brooklyn House, which of course means that the place is a free-for-all. Except for the fact that Bast is the one in charge of babysitting... Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bast
Shards of a Heart by Sweethearted reviews
AU, multichap, shipless, Clarabelle-centric. T for Language and Insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Clarabelle
Tides And Moon by ADHD-Kid2811 reviews
Annabeth broke up with Percy, and now he's a god. He vowed to himself never to fall in love again, and formed an all-males group just like the Hunters of Artemis. Artemis hates him for this. But things will change eventually. Pertemis. 'T' for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,516 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Negotations by Cardboard Edward reviews
In an alternate universe where super villains plague Ireland, and Stephanie Edgley and Detective Pleasant are no more than pseudonyms, Darquesse and Lord Vile go on a little date.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Lord Vile - Complete
Preventive Measures by Cardboard Edward reviews
Unnerved by his partner's strange behavior, Skulduggery investigates, ultimately discovering more than he wants to know about her plan to stop Darquesse for good. Themes of suicide.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Diary of an Ex Grand Mage by RKellyn reviews
Guild has some revenge to carry out like a wrathful Faceless God. And if that means coaching Pleasant and co. in the process, then so be it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2012 - T. Guild - Complete
Adventures On The Social Network by Hopefaith2 reviews
The sequel to "Valentine's Day in the Mushroom Kingdom". Join Mario, Luigi, and the gang, along with many others on their adventures on the famous, and popular social networking site, where anything goes. The Last chapter is finally uploaded! YAY!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,246 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Mario, Peach - Complete
A Heart Hidden in Cinders by Pseudo Twili reviews
It all starts with a wicked stepmother, two bullying stepsisters, and a beautiful servant girl who befriends a huge wolf. Then everything starts to change for the girl with the heart of gold. Her life will never be the same again. Retelling of Cinderella.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Midna, Link - Complete
Guardian Guide by Jedi Princess Jainakin reviews
Even heroes need a guide, a sometimes guardian. A short tale exploring the relationship between heroes and their guides, a connection between past and future. Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and beyond.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Fi, Navi, Link - Complete
For the Want of Some Batteries by Alstroe reviews
Crossposted from skywardpromptsanonymous on tumblr. Demise needs new batteries for his Wii Remote.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Demise, Link
The Distorted Heroine by earan reviews
The Goddesses are cruel: this is fact. And if she could throw away her destiny, she would. Oneshot; originally written in 2009.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Zelda
Unto Dust by iphis15 reviews
Oneshot, vague Valkyrie/Skulduggery. T for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Christmas Presents by miss.impossible reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie exchanging gifts at the pier.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
Convenire by Elvendorked reviews
Latin definition: 'To come together.' There are the three ways that Percy and Annabeth could have reunited. And then, of course, there is the one. Semi-AU. Post TSON. One-shot, complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Trying To Remember by TheMeg-hanSolo reviews
Sequel to 'Broken Promises'. The Titan War is approaching and Leila still has no memory of her life. She's confused and frustrated. One boy, Percy, said he played a very improtant role in her life. Leila doesn't believe it. PercyXOC Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Withdrawals by iphis15
Oneshot, not particularly pairing-dependent, AU, Valkyrie-centric, contemplative.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Miss Understood by annonymouss reviews
"You don't freaking know the crap I go through every single freaking day! I'm not Miss Universe. I'm Miss Understood. You better watch out." Dedicated to everyone who knows that they're perfect, and those who don't. Rated T for strong language. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Drew T. - Complete
The Princess Bride by MissMadi reviews
Mia is finally marrying Michael. But what with her wedding being a televised state affair, she can't help half-dreading her special day. And then, when she loses a special present from Michael, she feels that she still can't seem to do anything right.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,213 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
How Times Have Changed by flyaway111 reviews
Time changes you. Sometimes it's for the best, sometimes it's not. For them however, it was definitely for the best. Bobby/Courtney pointless fluff.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [Bobby P., Courtney C.] - Complete
The Dark Roads Not Travelled by Etheran Claw reviews
What would happen if Skulduggery was evil? If he had never met Valkyrie? This Fanfiction follows Skulduggery as he tries to avoid being arrested by Valkyrie. Read this Fanfiction to find out wat will happen.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Knowing by annonymouss reviews
She knows not to touch her mother's beer bottles, or else she will get slapped; he knows that his mother is abused, but he doesn't know why; but the youngest one is so naive, unaware that the woman who gave birth to him just died. Rated T. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Broken Promises by TheMeg-hanSolo reviews
Leila and Percy were best friends, that is until Percy left without a warning and breaking his promise not to leave her. When Leila turns 15, her world changes and becomes the daughter of someone that you would not expect. PercyXOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,882 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Of the Angels by Elvendorked reviews
"She, Thalia Grace, stuck at 15 years and 364 days. It was so ironic that she could almost laugh. Almost." Thalia only has eyes for one boy. She watches him grow up. But that is all she can ever do: watch. An angsty Thalico one-shot, complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Majora's Mask by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
Link travels to a new land on a more personal journey, but ends up wrapped in another superevil's schemes. He must now go across Termina and gain allies to fight against Skull Kid, and who better than the bosses he beats? It worked so well last time...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Link, Ganondorf, Tatl - Complete
The Perfect Husband by Fox McCloude reviews
The Queen of Hyrule has died, and her daughter must get married before succeeding her in the throne. But fed up with the search of a suitor, she decides to leave on a journey... Alternate universe. 100% ZeLink. Warning: Not for Ilia fans.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,402 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Scars Over Our Hearts by yellowmoon3 reviews
Pendragon and Loor meet up on Solara shortly after their deaths- but is the similarity between their ends coincidence...or something more? T, just in case, for implied violence and suicide. Oneshot.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
Mismatched Cliché by Paperback-Insomniac reviews
Because they weren't supposed to fall for each other, but they did. Lily/Scorpius, free-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by Taayluur reviews
Why Hello liberated Demi-Gods of Camp Half-Blood! Connor and Travis Stoll here, and after much thinking. We decided ,Hell, Kronos is gonna kill us all soon anyway? So why not make a list! A list no one has ever dared to make before...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Campfire Stories by viciousboar reviews
Why do all demigods look forward to campfire stories? Because Grover's telling them now. And Grover always has some juicy gossip on Annabeth and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Cats Don't Swim by weirdobookworm reviews
"Cats don't swim, Dan. They don't even like the water." "Well, maybe Saladin's different!" Post-Clue Hunt, oneshot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Dan C., Saladin - Complete
Bones, Shadows and Flames by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
Meh, random oneshots from a deranged mind, mine XD Friendships, Ganith, Fletyrie, Valduggery, Chinduggery the whole shebang!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010
Just an average school day by Walker'sLampshade reviews
Well, it would be an average school day. If the student wasn't Valkyrie Cain and Valkyrie Cain wasn't a sorcerer...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
One Half of Me by shenzie.the.friendly.mushroom reviews
She is my sister and, therefore, one half of me. Drew s friendship with Silena Beauregard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Drew T., Silena B. - Complete
The Games We Play by Trixie Falsae reviews
Bowser kidnaps Peach. Again. A story of the antics and arguments that take place between her capture and her rescue.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Link Gets a Pet Dodongo by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Or, "Why Link Should Never Drink Alcoholic Beverages". T for cursing. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Link, Navi
Cliche by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
But didn't you hear, darling? Not all fairytales end with a happily-ever-after. -LilyScorpiusRose, freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Payback Time by BiggestSugarlandFan reviews
Johanna Mason's thoughts about having a final Hunger Games. Also includes flashbacks to Johanna's time spent captive at the Capitol.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Johanna M. - Complete
Pendragon Parodies by pencildragon98 reviews
Your favorite hits, parodized-is that a word?-and sung by your favorite traveler/travelers. Requests are accepted. Well, they aren't all parodies but...you get my point. And again, another bad summary.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010
Enough by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"But he picked her, and dammit, you just weren't enough." RoseScorpiusLily, freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Percabeth By Silena Beauregard by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Silena gets assigned a school project. But what happens when the assignment turns out to be something about Percy and Annabeth's relationship?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Silena B. - Complete
Love is for the Weak by Druna Malgood reviews
Oneshot. Valkyrie gets forced to go to school, Tanith gets hyper, Ghastly gets injured, Fletcher gets chicken thrown at him and Skulduggery looses interest. It's all happening here folks.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Promises Made, Promises Broken by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
Hopefully better that the title, I just wondered how the series would end and this is a little thing I made up. Yep, I'm not good at this. First story so be nice. Valkyrie is in trouble, not even Skulduggery can help her. And it's all down to one man.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
They Have Such History by lightatmidnight reviews
Piper sits after her quest, reflecting on how different she is now, when Annabeth joins her, and Piper learns a bit about Percy and Annabeth. And maybe a little bit about the future of her and Jason. Heroes of Olympus SPOILERS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by PREttYPAIN reviews
"Goodnight, my lover. King of the Summer." And she leaned closer and kissed him one last time, her icy lips no longer creating steam against his. "Your sun has burned out." Fic about Beira and Miach's odd relationship. Winter Queen and Summer King.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Beira, Miach - Complete
Schooled by Moon Prynces reviews
AU From learning Sex Ed at age five to understanding the difference between being lonely and being alone, Link is taught more than one possibly should from his best friend – Zelda. Life's a classroom: always teaching and being taught. friendship/romance
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Trust Nobody, Suspect Everybody by Flaring Rhythm reviews
When the team is called out to France to investigate a series of murders,they have no idea what they've gotten themself into...Problem is,the threat is closer to them than they think.Oh,did I say threat?I meant threats.Trust nobody, suspect everybody...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
The Official Cabin Raiding Guide by DaughterOfHermesWatchUrWallet reviews
Help! Travis and Connor have taken over my computer to write this fanfi- Travis: Shuddup and let us talk! Connor: Yeah, anyways, READ! This is the official guide to raid a cabin, find out all of our super awesome special moves we use when raiding cabins! Travis and Connor: WE DON'T OWN PJO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Travis S., Connor S. - Complete
Bring me the Sky by The Queen of Asgard reviews
After the famed war is over, Courtney has decided to live a quiet life away from everything that Bobby Pendragon represented. Too bad some demons never stay asleep. Oneshot Courtney/Saint Dane CRACKFIC!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - [Courtney C., Saint Dane] - Complete
Dreams by Greensleeves the Great reviews
In another life, Pendragon dreams of smoke, blood and ravens, and a princess in the rain. LoorXPendragon. Thirteen paragraphs of introspection, written because of my general WTF!ness with the Soldiers of Halla epilogue.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
Link's Party Redux by DookieMan reviews
Link decides to have a party and invite all of his friends. Sounds simple enough... right? What chaos will ensue here? Please read and review! Redux of my original story from about three years ago. Much more mature and easier to understand.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Saint Dane's Bad Day by VampPhanWriter reviews
Bobby, Mark and Courtney are bored one day, so they decide to bother Saint Dane, with a little help from Erik the Phantom at times! I do not own Pendragon, Saint Dane, Phantom of the Opera, Chucky, or any of the characters mentioned/referenced.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Saint Dane - Complete
Moira by Hatsuka reviews
Formerly a oneshot called 'Runaway'. But... It kind of grew, so now it's Moira's story, pretty much but not religiously following what the books say. Re-rated to T for mild violence, language and implied suicide.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Uncle Press by Kuramastrass reviews
The sequel to "The Truth". Bobby writes a letter to his Uncle Press, telling him that he's done the most unforgivable thing: joined Saint Dane and left the Travelers. But, wait... there's more to that than just finding out his feelings for Saint Dane?
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bobby P., Press T. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7769 - Favs: 7,137 - Follows: 4,031 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Until That Day by Seldavia reviews
Collaborative fic with nnceLIBSTAnnce. Nabooru is poor, young, and completely alone. When she is caught following Ganondorf, she is later appointed his second in command. As the days go by, she hates it a bit less.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Nabooru, Ganondorf - Complete
Link, I by solent silver reviews
Alot of people assumed after watching the final TP cutscene, Midna's "Link, I..." was her attempt at confessing her love for him. Here's the truth...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Link, Zelda
The Kidnapping of Bobby Pendragon by FireKisses reviews
Bobby Pendragon is kidnapped by a group of slightly insane teens. Will he be able to escape them? What if he doesn't want to leave at all? BPxOC Warning: sense of humor required in order to read. :D
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008
Princess of Thieves by wantaco79 reviews
Ever wonder what Ganondorf might be like as a father? Ever wonder how awkward things might be if he had a daughter? Well this follows the life of his daughter Calypso from ages 4 to about 16 or 17. She is the Princess of Thieves. Currently being rewritten
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,296 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
Fun With the Sages! by Tomulosity reviews
Watch as I make fun of the all the Sages from Saria to Ruto! Paragraphed by LostInHyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
History Lessons by deews reviews
The history books will say that she was a Queen, and he was a Hero, and that they fell in love. But that's a bit simplistic, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Inter Vivos by Defying.Expectations reviews
A brief interaction between Nevva and Bobby while they're on Ibara. Sometimes you can find people who understand your pain perfectly in the most unlikely of places. For fanfic50, prompt twentytwo, secret. Inter Vivos is Latin for: Between living people
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Nevva W., Bobby P. - Complete
For the Love of One's Country by Seldavia reviews
Forget the Triforce of Power...Ganondorf's most frightening weapons are his cunning and psychological warfare. With Ganondorf ruling Hyrule and Zelda locked in her tower to await the Hero, Zelda's bodyguard Chusai must do what she can to stem the damage.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,893 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ganondorf - Complete
Just Like The 'FairyTails' by Defying.Expectations reviews
Nevva Winter persuades Mark Dimond to help her ‘stop’ Saint Dane, and then converses with ‘Andy Mitchell’ about ‘fairy-tails’. For fanfic50, prompt twentyfour, fantasy.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Nevva W., Saint Dane - Complete
Within the Songs of Life by Defying.Expectations reviews
Sometimes to escape the world, all Nevva Winter can do is close her eyes and sing. For fanfic50, prompt thirtynine, song.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Nevva W., Saint Dane - Complete
When She Found Her Truth by Defying.Expectations reviews
Nevva Winter reflects over her life surrounded by lies, and how one person changed everything she knew.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Nevva W., Saint Dane - Complete
Beautiful Fighter by SasukeBlade reviews
She was absolutely magnificent when she was wiping the floor with his face. BobbyLoor
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
Confusing Saint Dane by dimestoredramatic reviews
Bobby and the rest only have a short time to save Second Earth, but with Saint Dane watching them, it seems impossible. Only Bobby can get him off his guard...
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007
Curse of the Lousy Gamer by Seldavia reviews
Link is taking longer than usual to save the day, so Ganondorf and Zelda search for ways to kill time. A series of short, silly sketches.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Pretty Princess Denduron by RinkuAmanuma reviews
Yes, this is about Alder. And it's a comedy! Yay!Courtney persuades Bobby into taking her, Mark, Spader, and Alder shopping.Turns out, Mark and Bobby come up with a fun, humiliating game.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006
Princess to Princess: Her Shining Majesty by Blastos X4 reviews
The tale of two princesses' journey to defeat the evil powers that have conquered their lands. As the Forbidden Seal weakens, the Mushroom Princess must face her mother's legacy to achieve victory. Sequel to Unlikely Allies and Sage Revival.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Peach - Complete
Caffeine by Jewelieishness reviews
When Zakuro's job provides no time for rest, she turns to coffee in order to stay awake. Unfortunately, the caffeine makes her more hyper than Pudding...and then the aliens come! Rated for swearing.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Zakuro F. - Complete
Swim by Moon Kitty 2005 reviews
[COMPLETE] When two opposites from completely different worlds meet, they must overcome all odds... even having to sacrifice their love. [RyouRetasu, KishuIchigo][AU] Please R & R...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Ryou S., Lettuce M. - Complete
Simple and Clean by chocolate-moosey reviews
Oneshot RyouxIchigo. When Ichigo accompanies Ryou to a dinner with an old family friend, age differences become more evident than ever.At the same time, Zakuro is visted by a figure from her past.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Ichigo M., Zakuro F. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,672 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Last Fight Light by SamKo reviews
A TMM Christmas Story. Mint's set up a Secret Santa game for everyone to follow, and Ichigo's having a hard time picking out her gift. With Zakuro's help, can she get the perfect present for the one who already has everything? Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Ryou S., Ichigo M. - Complete
Pencils Down by Applecake reviews
And that, is why studying is strongly recommended. Taruto was only one of the lucky ones. Don't try this at school unless you're sitting next to a student named Purin Fon. Purin x Taruto [One Shot][Hinted Romance][AU]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
Petition of the Heart by Knight of L-sama reviews
[COMPLETE] A 3piece ficlette on Minto and Zakuro. A confessional letter. A response. The result. Minto wants to tell Zakuro something before she leaves how will the idol react? Shoujoai. Pls R&R.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,185 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Mint A., Zakuro F. - Complete
Delicious by Applecake reviews
He says he will let her go rescue her teammates after she answers his one question . . . A normal question . . . with normal sense . . . or was it? Ichigo x Kish [Oneshot]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
The Journals of a Saint by Lamb in Wolf's Clothing reviews
Baisically, it's the journals of Saint Dane. It begins where Bobby's do, but gives insight as to what Saint Dane is doing, and how he's getting around and all of that. Rated T because of possible suggestive themes of violence and death.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2006
Ren´ai by InfraViolet reviews
It´s been six years since the aliens left Earth. Three days before Ichigo and Masaya´s wedding, Kisshu, Pai and Taruto come back, wishing to see the girls they love. Pairings : IxMxK, TxP, RxP, ZxM.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,002 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Cruel by Applecake reviews
As a mini mission, Taruto is forced to spy on Purin disguised as a regular school student. But could Kish have had another reason to send him out, or was it really just for the personal dirt? Purin x Taruto [One Shot]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
The Truth by RinkuAmanuma reviews
Saint Dane tells Bobby about the truth of travelers, yes it's insane. I made this from pure bordom after reading The Quillian Games No spoilers.. I just happened to think of this after reading Yes it Comedy!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by lolkatzzz reviews
Sequel to Tangles of my Broken Heart. Days after Kish gives Ichigo the locket, she can't keep him off of her mind.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Robot Lover by Silver Neo reviews
Sometimes, when it's too warm inside our little home, I'll ask to leave. Earth would cool me off, I reason, but he always says no. Something about monsters taking over the human race. Oh well, I suppose I can wait for my walk then. Songfic, IchigoKisshu
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
My Christmas Kitten by Cleone reviews
So maybe Ichigo's Christmas present was a bit...sexier than she expected... ONE SHOT. Happy Holidays!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Princess to Princess: Sage Revival by Blastos X4 reviews
The much darker story of two women of royalty from two very different, yet strangely connected worlds. Purely a Mario and Zelda crossover. Part 2 of 3. Sequel to Unlikely Allies, so please read that first. Done.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Zelda - Complete
Perfection by Nyaa-Neko reviews
After seeing Kisshu again, Ichigo realizes her love for Masaya might not be absolute. After a slightly messy break up, Kisshu and Ichigo admit their love. One might say they became the perfect couple. One shot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Princess to Princess: Unlikely Allies by Blastos X4 reviews
This is the slightly dark story of two princesses from two different, yet oddly connected worlds. Purely a Mario and Zelda crossover. Part one of three. Plenty of underappreciated characters here. This part is now finished.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Misadventures in Babysitting by Lady Papillon Rose reviews
After Pie is forced to place Tart on lockdown for insubordinance, Kish is appointed the duty of 'baby-sitting' him in Pie's absence...a job that Tart doesn't plan on making easy for him. Poor, poor Kish.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Candy Shop by Starflower-Gem reviews
KishIchigo oneshotNOT based on the song Kish has just completed a bet...and wants to make up for lost time...his target? Ichigo...unfortunitely her dad knows all about his little plans...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Mother's DNA by Nyaa-Neko reviews
A oneshot about a future daughter of Ichigo, and what she does for her mother on Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
In The Park by Nyaa-Neko reviews
After a phone conversation with Ichigo, Minto meets up with Kisshu, and the topic of crushes comes up. Part of the Graduation series. MintoxKisshu
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Mint A., Kish - Complete
Revenge is the Best Dare by pikachiyo reviews
One dare... one kiss... From the workings of my twisted mind. Beware.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2005
Jungle of the Heart by Satashi reviews
Kish and Ichigo are in a forest after a battle. With no energy to teleport, the two are stuck together long enough to sort out their feelings if they don't kill each other first. Kishigo pairing
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
I Feel by Crimson-Eyed-Angel99 reviews
Completed - When all is said and done, Kish finds that his feelings for Ichigo were more then a game.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Hyrule Press Conference by Ariana aka Nereid reviews
I'm bored... and these guys are handy people to torture... :
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,834 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Complete
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Guess What? reviews
A poetry guessing game. Send guesses in with a review for in story recognition. Thank to you to all my wonderful reveiwers, for bringing the story up to 400 reveiws! You guys are amazing!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 49 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012
To be a Hero reviews
A collection of short drabbles and poems to highlight Mario's role as a hero.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Mario
Beauty is in the Eye of the Holder reviews
Short drabbles surrounding the innermost chambers of Zelda's mind.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Zelda
The Forever Queen reviews
She is the Forever Queen, and she shan't fall. Multi chapter-suppsed to be short.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Zelda
An Oil Painting
A drew drabble. May be ongoing, may not be. May stay a oneshot because that's what I'm most sucessful with.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 338 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Drew T.
So What? reviews
I suffer through school everyday, and now I have to worry about avoiding him?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
That Sword reviews
The Master Sword never changes. Oneshot poetry with random bonus chapter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Fi
Trying to ForgetLike This she is Perfect
A oneshot that was split into two. Valkyrie lowers into insanity slowly. Every single time she remembers she kills herself a bit more.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Tribute to the Careers reviews
A rap about the career tributes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Cato, Glimmer
To Keep my Sanity reviews
Rolling on the floor no longer helps me keep my sanity.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011
A Summary of the Future reviews
Short poetry about Donia, Keenan, and Aislinn. Shows my obvious favoritism for Donia.
Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Donia, Aislinn
At the Hands of the Ones that Should've Saved us reviews
"In his wake he destroys us all. He saved us, he now undoes any thread of good he did." The sages stay in Hyrule and now watch the land be destroyed by the one who should have saved them all. Born from poetry.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Link
They Took them Anyways reviews
Short depressing one-shots. Some contain OC's, character death, character depression and other stuff I'm to lazy too list.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011
Sun and Moon reviews
They were just like their countries, as different as the sun and moon, yet as close as sisters.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Peach, Daisy
Forever Alone reviews
Short depressing one-shots. In everyone some sort of character dies even though you have to guess which one. I don't intend to make the killer clear either. Taking suggestions!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
The Reflection's Hate reviews
I always get stuck doing her dirty work. While she's out having the time of her life I do the stuff she couldn't be caught dead doing. She's so going in the mirror. Skulduggery surely won't beileve she's the real Valkyrie. Will he?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Valkyrie’s Reflection, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
That was the Past, This is Now reviews
"Oh my god, you belong in an asylum!" Radius Flame has lived her life with the crazy mark. She writes speeches about flying horses, jumps on desks, and drinks pop at school. But when all that changes will she have the courage to stop it?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Her Evil in Me reviews
Wroten for The Spark Prompt, The First Prompt. Ganon reflects on the evil Din has placed in him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ganondorf
The Coming Of Darquesse reviews
Only for the wind to swallow his reply "I love you too"
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.