Author has written 19 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Legend of Zelda, Mario, Warriors, Wicked Lovely, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.
Important note! My username used to be Radius Flame. If anything below says that, it is me.
Welcome to the page of Radius Flame! My goal is to make this as long as possible so be prepared for some randomness!
My favorite books are
1. Pendragon by D.J. Machale
Female: Nevva Winters, Courtney Chetwynde, and Aja Killain.
Male: Vo Spader, Patrick, and Saint Dane.
2. Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
Female: Valkyrie Cain/Stepanie Edgley, Tanith Low, China Sorrows.
Male: Fletcher Renn, Finbar Wrong, and Erskine Ravel
3. Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan
Female: Annabeth Chase, Silena Beauregard, Thalia Grace.
Male: Nico, Luke, Grover
4. Warriors by Erin Hunter
Female: LeafPool, IvyPool, SquirrelFlight.
Male: Crowfeather, BrambleClaw, and FireStar.
5. 39 Clues by Various authors
Female: Amy Cahill, Nellie, Natalie Kabra.
Male: Ian Kabra, Dan Cahill, Jonah Wizard
6. Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Female: Johanna Mason, Madge Undersee, Primrose Everdeen.
Male: Gale Hawethorne, Finnick Odair, Cinna
7. Wicked Lovely by Melissa Marr
Female: Donia, Sorcha, Ani.
Male: Keenan, Devlin, Niall.
My Ocs. Random stuff from different books is going to be thrown in here because I use the same three OCs.
Description: Purple hair with two black streaks. Wide blue eyes and no peircings. Muscled legs with a small build.
Clothing: Purple dress shirt with mini shorts and knee high black boots.
Race: Gerudo, Hunter of Artemis
Description: Red hair. Brown eyes and two ear peircings. Muscled legs and arms with medium build.
Clothing: Red tee with orange shorts and yellow overthrow. Red runners.
Power: Elemental/Shape Shifter
Territory: Second Earth
Description: Soft honey coloured hair with blonde highlights. Brown eyes and pierced ears. Regular legs and arms with small build.
Clothing: Blue tee with cats. Puple shorts and boots.
Territory: Third Earth
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For me crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting that you're doing with the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest then start laughing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions copy this into your profile.
I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese why aren't two mooses called meese? Or when two foots are feet why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm also random! If you are random copy and paste this into your page.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai, Kasumi, destinykeyblade, and Radius Flame.
99 percent of all fanfiction, AMVs, fanart etc are Yaoi. If you are part of the last 1 percent that believes in non-Yoai pairings, put this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people thinking that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
REMEMBER WHEN ...
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
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If you HATE and without a doubt DESPISE Masaya Aoyama (Tokyo Mew Mew) copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list:mewmewice, MewTangerine, Boomity, Kittens Jaguara, MewVanilla567, Mew Sakunanbo -Mew Cherries-, Roxpixie124, kisshuismylife, Jay Foren
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If you hate Masaya X Ichigo, copy and paste this in your profile.
While I'm not one of those crazed fan girls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Blazingstar of ThunderClan: Spottedwind19: Spottedstar of NatureClan: Stardust98, Radius Flame.
If you believe Hollyleaf is insane, crazy, and obsessed with the Warrior Code to an unhealthy degree, and you were even relieved when she FINALLY died and left the Clans to be in peace... copy and paste this into your profile. Sorry, Hollyleaf fans! (I am a fan of Hollyleaf but I do think she was a little over religious . . .)
Insanity is a privilege. If you agree, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP" (Please don’t flame me JB fans. I respect you, but I think this is hilarious. Incus . . . don’t scold me . . .)
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents,Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, alliekat626, Spottedstar of NatureClan, Stardust98, and Radius Flame. (So sad.)
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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
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I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (Do you want to be suffocated?)
They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
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65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favourite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
JOIN THE DARK SIDE! THEY HAVES COOKIES!
Your a book-aholic if...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
I live in my own little word. But that's okay; they know me here.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs, XxXRainbowstarXxX, WriterCat, Radius Flame.
If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you are crazy one minute, then calm, then stupid, then smart, and lastly angry, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. To come out, copy this into your profile
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPYAND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
IF YOU LOVE ZARTER, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!
If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!
If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!
If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile
If you honestly pray to the Egyptian/ Greek Gods, copy/paste this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you love reading really long books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.
CHEESE! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your parents love to embarrass you, copy and paste this on your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird!
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
if u r totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( zebra have stripes) copy this!
If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile
If you've ever cried because one of your charecters dies, copy this
If you lie about your age often, copy this.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you!”
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hades is afraid I'll take over.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..
Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
Put this on your profile
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to protect nature
I promise to remember Chiron
I promise to remember Thalia
I promise to remember Bianca
I promise to remember Zoe
Yes I promise to remember PJO
1. Put your Ipod on shuffle.
2. For each question press the next button to get your awnswer.
3. Write down that awnswer no matter how silly it sounds.
1. What is your motto?
Let the rain fall
2. What do your freinds think of you
Pushing me away
3. What do you think about very often?
4. What is 22?
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
That was strangely . . . O.K. . .
Movie: Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Singer: Selena Gomez
Food: Pizza and Perogies
Drink: Orange Soda
Colour: Purple and Black
Descriptive Word: Crazy or Random
Video Game: ZELDA Phantom Hourglass/ Majora's Mask/Orcarnia of Time/OoT 3DS/ Spirit Tracks/Twilight Princess.
Mario Game: Mario Kart
Video Game Characters: Zelda or Daisy
Enviroment: City or Town
Age: To old to have a balloon to have a balloon at the mall, to young to walk into the high school without being called a little kid.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, listening to music, and eating chocolate.
Favourite TV Shows: Wizards of Waverly Place.
Favourite book(s): Skulduggery Pleasant, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, Maximum Ride, and Wicked Lovely.
Favorite Car: 1954 Bentley R-Type Continental, one of only 208 ever made, and purple corvette.
Favorite Movie: I am number 4
Favorite Hard Candy: Werther’s
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocalate
I am totally terrified of...: My school locker. Any smell that can fight berry mint car fresheners and win has to have a horrible route.
I work...: at the Sun.
My dream last night...:I don’t dream.
Today I ate...: ‘Nothing yet.
The world could do with less...: stupid people.
My eyes are...: Silvery purplish.
Zelink (Zelda and Link)
Ganda (Ganon and Zelda)
MidLink (Midna and Link)
Valduggery (Skulduggery and Valkyrie)
Chinduggery (China and Skulduggery)
Ghanith (Ghastly and Tanith)
I hate Fletchyrie!
Percabeth (Percy and Annabeth)
Thalico (Thalia and Nico)
Gale and Katniss
Peeta and Johanna
Why oh why must I always support the ones that die?
Tokyo Mew Mew
Pai and Lettuce
Taruto and Pudding
Kisshu and Ichigo
Zakuro and Ryou
Favorite Funny Quotes
Of everything I've lost, my mind is the thing I miss the most.
It's better to be crazy, you simply have more fun that way.
Well behaved girls seldom make history . . . SO GO CRAZY!
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder.
There is a fine line between smart and crazy. I have erased that line.
Being weird is better than to be normal.
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is, why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I's the dark side. DID YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU COOKIES?
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Wisdom makes the answer clearer, shows what must be done.
Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly.
I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence.
If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa.
I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
When in doubt, make up words!
Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram ofTEAM...
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.""
I didn't fail 10,000 times; I just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
You talk to me like I care what you're saying.
When the world says 'give up', it means you should have given up an hour ago.
I guess I have to put some serious ones on to . . .
"Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself"-Bill Bluestein
"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open."-Thomas Dewar
"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you stand."-Hayley Williams
"The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself."-Steve Martin
"When the world says 'give up,' hope whispers 'Try it one more time.'"-Carolyn Agrimis
'Do not go where the path may lead, instead go where there is no path and leave a trail."-Ralph Waldo Emerson
What does the squirrel sing?
A: Nu, nu, nut, nut, nut,nu, nu (To the tune of the funky chicken)
Top ten favorite book characters.
1. Nevva Winters
2. Valkyrie Cain
5. Tanith Low
7. Silena Beaurgard
8. Thalia Grace/Artemis
10: China Sorrows
Top ten favorite video game characters.
9. Golden godesses (Din, Nayru, Farore)
Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
30. Throw a rave.
31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
35. Have a heated debate with yourself.
36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
37. Drum on every available surface.
38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
42. Propose to the other passengers.
43. Challenge people to duels.
44. Sell girl scout cookies.
45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
47. Shout "Food fight!"
48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!
52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
56. Practice your kung fu.
57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
59. Fly a model airplane.
60. Do yoga.
61. Play the accordion
62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
6. Valkyrie Cain
7. Fletcher Renn
8. Saint Dane
9. Annabeth Chase
10. Nico di Angelo
What if 7 started singing the national anthem at random?
Creepy, creepy indeed . . .
Is 2 cuter then 5?
God, no . . . Link is supposed to be the idol of cuteness. . .
What would happen if 1 started dating 8’s mother?
It would never happen. I'm not a fan of Yaoi/Yuri either. But for funs sake, Zel would end up very dead . . .
Who could bench-press more? 6 or 10?
Can’t tell. Probably Val.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Umm . . .)
On a bag of Fritos.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary (Shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which is?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (How do you eat it frozen?)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No duh . . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (No comment)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Isn’t it illegal for little kids to do so?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why else would we take the pill?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Is there an in between?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Again, which is?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." “No duh . . .”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." ( . . .)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I blame the adults.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.” 9No one ever taught you not to cut your hand off?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (There is a plug in where in water?)
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
But what else was I going to do? Stick around until the cops showed up?
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Wizards of Waverly Place
4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A fish filter
7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This morning to do papers.
8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9.What are you wearing
A t-shirt and shorts
10.Did you dream last night?
11.When did you last laugh?
When I was on the phone.
12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A light switch
13.Seen anything weird lately?
No . . .
14. What do you think of this quiz?
OK. . .
15. What is the last film you saw?
Don’t force me to remember . . .
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All the books I could want.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d own the world . . .
19. Do you like to dance?
I like to spin around.
20. George Bush:
Uh . . .
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
1. How did you get one of your scar
I have a scar?
2. What is on the walls in your room?
4. What type of music do you listen to?
What I feel like. If I’m angry I bring out hard rock and if I’m sad I bring out whatever’s depressing.
5. Do you know what time you were born?
6. What do you want more than anything right now?
7. What do you miss the most?
My fluffy pillow that blew up last night . . .
8. What is your most prized possession(s)?
My books and my ipod. Oh! My 3ds with a limited time edition Zelda case. My ocarina of time game. Or my purple wii . . . Oh! I know now! My most prized possession is my cookie!
10. Do you get claustrophobic?
When I’m sick.
11. Do you get scared of the dark?
I’m scared of what hides in it . . .
12. The last person that made you cry?
I don’t cry, I’m a strong person.
13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl?
Umm . . .
14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite gender?
Blond hair brown eyes.
15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to?
16. Coffee or energy drink?
17. What is your favourite pizza topping?
Bacon and Mushroom. One day I will finish eating the MushroomKingdom.
18. if you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
What do you think? You made me think about pizza, I want pizza!
19. What's your sunsign?
20. Your favourite season and why?
Winter. You can roll around in the snow like an idiot. You also don’t have to worry about bugs . . .
21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?
My cookie . . .
22. Do you like anybody?
YOU WILL TELL HIM. I DON’T TRUST YOU!!!
23. Are you double jointed?
Nowhere. It kind of sucks, I have a friend who has dj thumb and another one that can bend her knee backwards at a 90 degree angle without any pain.
24. Favourite clothing brand?
Firefly. Man I can see so many kids putting DC right now . . .
26. Do you have a pet?
Yes. I have two kittens. One is black and white and named Moo Moo, the other is a black tabby named Smokey. We are a big happy family. Wow! I just summed up my speech from last year in exactly 27 words!
27. What kind is it?
28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving?
Doesn’t the heroine always fall deeper in love when she tries to stay away?
29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
Be near them and just say it.
30. Write a number from one to a hundred:
31. Blonds or brunettes
32. What is the one number you call most often?
My best friend.
33. What annoys you most?
People who are so against a single person, that person buys something and suddenly it’s super lame. Nike is out peeps I bought a Nike bike. At least I set a trend!
People who before class already know who they are going to be partners without even asking that person . . .
34. Have you been out of the USA
I live in Canada folks . . .
35. Your weaknesses?
36. Met anyone famous?
37. First job?
38. Ever made a prank call?
I am ashamed of those I did . . . They were horrible and easily they discovered it was me . . .
40. What were you doing before you filled this out?
41. Have you ever had surgery?
My ear drums busted so yes.
42. What do you get complimented about most?
Spelling and reading.
43. Have you ever had braces?
Never and hope it stays that way.
44. What do you want for your birthday?
Mario Kart 3DS
45. How many kids do you want?
2 at most.
46. Were you named after someone?
An Egyptian princess.
47. Do you wish on stars?
No . . . I wish on the moon!
49. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Dove. My hair is already growing wings.
50. Do you like your handwriting?
It’s really sloppy and loopy. I like it though because it’s my own style!
51. What is your favourite lunch meal?
52. Any bad habits?
Stay up real late.
53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf?
54. if you were another person, would you be friends with you?
The question is would you be friends with you? In that answer lays this answer. Figure it out!
56. Do looks matter?
57. How do you release anger?
Blast music and spin.
58. Where is your second home?
60. What was your favourite toy as a child?
My stuffed Stitch.
61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone?
62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid?
63. Do you use sarcasm?
No I like cookies! (Figure it out yourself.)
64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese?
Macaroni and cheese.
65. What do you look for in a guy?
66. What are your nicknames?
Munchkin. (I like to eat. ALOT.)
68. What's your favourite television show?
WOWP or Wizards of Waverly Place.
69. What was your actual SAT score?
70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?
Cookies N Cream.
71. Do you have all your fingers and toes?
72. When was the last time you worked out?
I don't work out, really.
73. Did you notice there was no question 64?
Someone screwed with this because actually there’s no number three
74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car?
75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions?
Up to them
76. What are you listening to?
Fish tank filter
77. Last thing you drank?
78. Last person you talked to on the phone?
My best friend
79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same gender?
Usually their eyes and looks. But looks do not matter to me.
80. Favourite thought-provoking song?
Raise your glass!
81. Favourite thing to hate?
My book shelf. It doesn’t have enough space to fit all of my books so I must pile some on the floor!
82. Favourite month of the year?
March. Everyone in my family’s birthday.
83. Favourite zodiac sign?
85. What is your hair colour?
Dark brown. With purple streaks.
86. Eye colour?
Blue . . . as the sea is. (OmG! I have the same eye colour as Percy!
89. Favourite fast food restaurant?
90. Do you like sushi?
No am I supposed to?
91. Last thing you watched?
I haven’t watched TV in three weeks. I can’t remember.
92. Favourite day of the year?
93. Play any musical instruments?
Recorder. My music teacher forced me to learn it.
Euphonium, I'm in bad class.
94. Republican or Democrat?
95. Kisses or hugs?
96. Relationships or one night stands?
97. What was the last thing you bought?
A limited edition Zelda protection case for my 3Ds.
98. What kind of car do you have?
I don’t even have my driver’s licence.
99. What book are you reading?
100. Describe your love life:
Your boy side
You love hoodies. X
You’re Girl Side
You wear lip gloss/stick. X
You own a cell phone.
Total : 6
Black is one of your favorite colors. X
Total : 4
You can skateboard. X
You love the computer. X
Total : 8
You cut yourself over depression
You like rap. X
Total : 1
You like loud music X (Radio turned up to fourteen!)
Total: 8 . . .
You watch/watched the Superbowl. X
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge.
Reality is for those who lack imagination.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty!
Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.
You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. DO IT. I SAID DO IT!
Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Apollo. The god of music, prophecy, sanity, truth, poetry, reason, healing, disease, archery, and the sun. BEST. GOD. EVER. (Don't smite me Zeus!!)
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO and Justin Bieber
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. (Pan, R.I.P)
Sparky. Jason's nickname according to kittykate1787
30 reasons why girls are the best:
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Mental Hospital Phone Menu:
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
If your name is Jay Foren, please press 10 and we'll a), congratulate you for pushing a non-existent button, and b), tell you to go away. You were told last month that you're to crazy to be dealt with. Thank you.
I found this. I love it.
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Moo Moo