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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2866597, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 6 stories for Vampire Diaries, Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, A song of Ice and Fire, and Harry Potter.

I mostly write A Song of Ice and Fire and True Blood.

I write fanfic for fun and enjoyment, so I have a terrible tendency to lose inspiration and not finish stories, but I also have a tendency to pick a story back up after not updating for six months- so basically - if there's a story you like that hasn't been updated forever- message me and bug me about it- and I'll probably update it.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Erikson by TheStrongOne reviews
I stood outside the club that my mother had instructed me to run to if something should ever happened to her. It was the middle of the day and they didn't open until nightfall.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,960 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9365 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Exciting Night by Im-the-fang-to-your-bang reviews
No longer a One Shot! I had just placed Jason's and Hoyt's beer down when the door opens and a handsome man comes in and sits in my area. He has gorgeous blonde hair that was a similar shade to mine;he also has amazing blue eyes that caught mine.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 304,410 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Devil Wears Discount? by ChanelAddict reviews
Sookie is a VP of her family run fashion company with a icy repuation and little to no personal life.Eric is the lanky math nerd hired as her mismatched assistant.He's thrown into a life of tight deadlines, tense meetings, & insane pressure to be perfect. Will it change him or will he change it? A/U.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,232 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
As Good As Dead by Im2xshy reviews
AU - Eric discovers QSA is sending Bill Compton to procure a human from his area and gets to her first.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,924 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
All That Is Left by OrangeShipper reviews
A hasty decision leads to consequences that will change their lives. AU S2 - how it should have been! EPILOGUE NOW UP: All good things...
Downton Abbey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,830 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by SpikedCoffee reviews
A fire took place in Casey's dorm forcing her under the same roof with Derek, again. Read and Review! Enjoy! Edited- COMPLETE.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 103,483 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Hot For Teacher by makesmyheadspin reviews
History teacher meets bartender on the last weekend before school starts. A night together leaves her wondering if he's the real deal. Imagine her surprise when the first day of school begins and Eric happens to be the new PE teacher. AH/Lemonlicious
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 304,742 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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Cat of El Cajon reviews
"I want you to show off." His voice is low and steady. "Show me that you're confident. Show me speed. Agility." Arya finds herself watching Gendry's full lips as he speaks, mesmerized by every word. "Show me that you know exactly what you're doing. Instinct. Precision."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,296 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Gendry
Breaking Through reviews
When Bill Compton breaks Sookie's heart, the successful lawyer Eric Northman is there to pick up the pieces. But when the past is thick with complications and betrayal, will Sookie ever let Eric in? Human fic Eric/Sookie might be M-rated later on
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,520 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Eric, Sookie
Working with the Enemy reviews
Hermione is the Head of the Department of International Magical Cooperation. When her vice president is injured, she's forced to hire a man she hasn't talked to for ten years: Draco Malfoy. romance w/ plot & maybe m-rated later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Runaway Bird reviews
The war is over. Winter is over. And yet, Sansa is 18 and still under the control of Petyr Baleish. She escapes the castle and travels towards Winterfell with the help of a man who disappeared from her life many years ago: Sandor Clegane. Sandor/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
A Love Triangle That Bites reviews
Jason is missing, and despite Sam's warning, Sookie goes to Fangtasia to find him. Instead, she finds Eric Northman. Suddenly, Sookie is thrown into a supernatural world and torn between two gorgeous men: a vampire and a shapeshifter. pre books E/S/S
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,014 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Getting There First reviews
When Damon reads one of Stefan's journals and discovers there's a doppelganger of Katherine in Mystic Falls, he decides he should get there first. What happens when Damon meets Elena before she meets Stefan? Will things turn out the same way? on hiatus
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Damon S., Elena G.