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So... well... um...
If you are reading this I presume you wanted to no a bit more about me...
Im 13 years old, i have a strange obsession with llamas and im a chocoholic.
I like reading, talking and watching glee.

Books that I like: Harry Potter, Hunger Games

TV programs that I like: Glee, Dr Who

Films that I like: Twilight, Harry Potter

These are all the charcters I've made for SYOT's

Phenyo (which means victory) Burns

Kinga Lloyd

Cooper Sims

Keith Williams

Ivy Ava Rose Verve

Rana Cached

Kaiya Granger

Jorja Styles

Zwi Berry

Annette Sun

Bayard Sun

Golda (but everyone calls her Goldie) Watson

Sky White

Layla Hope

Delphi Doig

Cassia 'Cizzy' Owl

Zara Brooke

Nura Song

Dominque Moon

Ivy McKenzie

Charlotte (lottie) Collins

Gisele Tanner

Nevaeh White

Eria Snow

I have been sorted into a house and i am most like


Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

To be sorted into your house go to

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Even if it was abandoned a loooooooooooooooooooooong time ago...

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Even if the OC is a Sue and the spelling would make a dictionary cry...

I will review every fic I read. What goes around comes around, and more people will review my own fics. I have joined Review Revolution.

Just to let u all no i have deleted 'Glee in Harry Potter' because of lack of reviews and it kinda sucked.

47 ways to annoy a Non-Harry Potter fan:

1). Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2). Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related emails and make the subject misleading.

3). Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and demand they cherish it forever.

4). Pretend you can do magic.

5). Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6). If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7). Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8). Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9). If you're asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10). Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11). Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12). Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13). Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14). Carry around a hip flask like Moody and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15). Hum the Harry Potter theme song all day long.

16). Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

17). Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18). Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19). Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20). Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21). Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with!"

22). Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23). Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24). Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25). Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26). Constantly compare them to Mrs.Figg.

27). Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs.Figg is.

28). Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29). Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons, eh?"

30). Say "Alohomora" every time you open a door.

31). Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like Harry Potter.

32). Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33). Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34). If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35). Pretend you're under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36). Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37). Draw the sign of the Hallows on every surface in the house.

38). While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39). Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40). When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41). Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."

42). Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43). Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'s

44). Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45). Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

46). Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.

47). Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask "Who's you-know-who?" pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you would wear a fez in pubilc post this on your page

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you’re unique and proud, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Harry Potter book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (WizardWay, 1 day)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the next generation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.

If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

Hunger Games Addict's Prayer

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds' songs wake me
I'll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I'll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I'll think of Katniss every time
And I'll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake's sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I'll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I'll always think of Glimmer
If someone's pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I'll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I'm homicidally inclined
I'll make sure I think of Effie
When there's nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It's important to think of the characters
But they're NOT mine (So, Collins, don't sue!)

Things that make me laugh at labels:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a carton of milk: "Warning: This product contains milk." (OMG REALLY?)

This is the stupid test. 100 stupid things that people do. ( the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (lol that was funny)

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was (I ALWAYS give odd answers)

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56 Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back (mens shirt have a loop at the back?)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (hasn't everybody?...)

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Yeah right, I'm not going to hell because I support gays!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (First of all, I'm 13. Second of all,i dont ever plan to drink, you can shut up!.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.( DAnicg is one of my passions, how does that make me stupid, stuck up, and a whore!?!?)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.( not my fault my parents have money)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Tahts very unorignal)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(that time i checked..im a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I have a huge social life! I just care about my grades, unlike most the people in my grade...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Well, I USED TO dye my hair crazy colors. But, after bad experiences, I've stopped...)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I SOMETIMES dress in unusual ways. Like running around wearing goggles, a tutu, and flippers But it wasn't for attention! Not... Really...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Well, I'm pretty sure if a girl is into theatre and art, it's normal.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I've been a vegie all my life and i may be crazy but not crazy poilitcal activist.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (im a female...smart ones)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (HA! Wearing what I want makes me a poser? i dont want to look like a blond sunday school teacher, thank you)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (What? All the other things are bad stereotypes, but this makes me WANT to be Russian...)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Nah, my ancestors were German Jews, they were the ones getting killed, not the ones killing.)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (No! My gay friends are just the best people ever!)
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (Is liking llamas a bad thing?)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm only 13, do u want me to be a slut!?)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.( Gaming does not make me ugly!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Who doesn't like those things?)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (that does not make me be fat, mind you i have an healthy food craving)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Well, I've basically always been single, but I doubt ugliness is a factor in that...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Like I said, I love homosexuals!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Well, I am, but not like... Seriously.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (I AM a dork, but I hate instruments...)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (no...i have black friends, so what)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (No, believe it or not, there's a few people in this world who like different people!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (Actually, I hate those places... But I think I'm preppy...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (dident we go over this!)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (No, I actually know a little too much about everything in this world.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Noi do luv parties, but i do not drink)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No, not at all! Everyone has their own talents, all mine are just artistic talents, others are different.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (No comment.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I shower every night, I just have greasy hair.)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Not quite.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Not necessarily, but I can't argue too much on that front... :P)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Well, I actually am not too strong...)
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I am not even close to any of those, and most Americans aren't.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. how does writning make you emo O.o
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.( my voice dosent have a hint of an acent!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Wow...very orignal! eh?)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.( no...im just a feminist,dosent mean that changes if i hate or like men)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Well, I might have a few, just not these over-exaggerated statements that aren't true about any of these people.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. My mom does, she looks pretty stupid!)
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(bloods kool)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I love tea, yes... And I do have bad teeth, but since I'm only part English, I don't have an accent!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (dont judge me, im responsible for none!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Yaoi and Yuri? Umm... Who are they?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (i like my group of friends.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (no,the eart keep as alive, so if you odnt care..well bad things))
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (No, I am not annoying, and I am not a normal Joe.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (I chat with friends on Facebook?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins(HELL NO)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan(Excuse me!)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (Sometimes, abortion is necessary...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (I'm 5'5", blonde hair, and brown eyes, so I do fit a bit of that description, but not really...)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (How does that make me irresponsible? Cartoons are entertaining!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I love books!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.( WIccan has nothing to do with satan,and if you belive it does, you are misinformed)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Come on, it's not like it's easy to agree... Minnesota's government is getting shut down! >:()
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(im 13 and hate brooms)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Isn't everyone? )
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE..)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I can't help pointing errors out! there are jsut there and i cant ignore them!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (im a very sensitive person, always have been, always will. i leterally have no control over my tears, and get judged by this all the time!)
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser. (Wouldn't being abused make me NOT wanna be an abuser?)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Well... only a little.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (u kidding i luv fire...and im for most parts normal)
I'm EMO so I MUST be GAY.
I hang out with EMOS so I MUST be EMO too.

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The Soprano and the Bear Cub by hotstuff1708 reviews
Inspired by 'Glee S3E5 - First Time' Usually I don't write Kurt I am the complete opposite of Kurt :P so sorry if this sucks terribly. What if Blaine was too drunk? Sebastian takes over. Kurt finds solace in an old friend, the 'bear cub' footballer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Much Ado About Nothing by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are constantly in a merry war with each other. With a fair bit of trickery by their friends, will Rose and Scorpius realize their love for each other? And will Lily & Claudius' love survive the evil schemes of John Jones?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Think We're Going Back by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
I told Hugo not to touch it, but did he listen? Now we're stuck here for who knows how long! The Triwizard Tournament, Yule Ball drama, and meeting Scorpius' teenage father was NOT how I wanted to spend my summer break!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Rose W., Albus S. P. - Complete
City of Lust by Geoo'97 reviews
Clary gets dressed up for a night out clubbing, just were will this lead the relationship of Jace and Clary?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Murder of Severus Snape by Hades'Queen reviews
Severus Snape is found murdered and with a castle full of suspects, it is up to one Auror to find out who did it. But our Auror has secrets and ghost of her own to deal with. Will she let them get in the way of her duty? And could there be another victim?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Severus S., Tracey D.
I'm Sorry by WhitRiddle22 reviews
Lily and James both become head boy/girl, but this is a problem in Lily's eyes. How will she deal with a whole year of living, working with him, and putting up with his and the other marauders' antics? Read to find out! Rated M for later chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,721 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Galactic Games by PsychoticSax reviews
Every civilization must go through some sort of crisis, and for this galaxy, it's the Hunger Games. Twelve different species pitted agianst each other. New difficulties every step of the way. Who will come out victorious? Welcome to the Galactic Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Other tributes
Home School Follies by Comp450 reviews
Harry won't let his daughter go to Hogwarts for some reason. Lily is determined to find out why. Also, Voldemort is back again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Lily Luna P.
Hot and Bothered by Roe99 reviews
chapter 3 is up... answer the question at the end and review and tell me what YOU want to happen... i need help! writers block!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Emma P., Will S.
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Beautiful Lie by anzafire reviews
SERIES COMPLETE Sequel to Beautiful Mess - Will and Emma's journey through parenthood; unexpected complications arise and struggles continue as they attempt to make the best life possible for their family.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,553 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
Not Tonight by Permanent Rose reviews
/She can't make sense of her mind, and her heart has been broken and damaged./ Emma centric. Brief Carma and mentions of Wemma
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Emma P. - Complete
With Or Without You by StarsUponTheBarricades reviews
Hi! This is my first fanfic like... EVER! Will misses Emma, Emma misses Will. Follow them on a road back to romance 3
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,085 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Emma P., Will S.
One Night at Breadsticks by convenientdistraction reviews
A night to remember in Breadsticks history. Double date w/ Carl/Emma and Will/Holly. Because we all need a little bit of funny Wemma fighting in our lives. I promise it's Wemma. Just be patient. :
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Will S., Emma P.
Hitched by overtlycovert reviews
Emma never would have thought that she'd end up 'tying the knot' while on a trip to the annual fair. Wemma!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
Merry Christmas Darling by mamaXunicorn reviews
We're apart that's true, but I have dreams and in my dreams I'm Christmasing with you. Wemma angst/fluff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Painting Flowers by Permanent Rose reviews
/"I lied to you, Will. I lied to you when I told you I was a virgin."/ Emma/Will multi-chapter
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,438 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Will S., Emma P. - Complete
When a Tornado Meets a Volcano by anzafire reviews
His teeth were glistening and perfect; he seemed patient and gentle. His hand across her face, however, was anything but. Emma/Carl, abuse. Eventual Will/Emma
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,191 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Amare by Permanent Rose reviews
While Flavia and her friends are solving the blacksmith's riddle, two destined lovers fall for each other. The untold story of Miriam and Gaius.
Roman Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Sex, Lies, and Glee by The Minsk reviews
Finn and Rachel learn that if you add lying, sex and glee club together, it can be a dangerous mix.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by anzafire reviews
SERIES COMPLETE Will and Emma are married, Glee club is blossoming and everything is going great...until they discover they're having a baby! Journey of the pregnancy, birth and months afterwords.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,918 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Emma and Will by madAmeSaysWhAt reviews
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,747 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Emma P., Will S.
Destination: Horror by NervousRedhead reviews
Sue takes Emma out for a night on the town. Emma's terrified,Will isn't happy, and Sue is simply giddy. Wemma.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Emma P., Will S.
Vampires in the Hunger Games by daydreamingxxx reviews
What would the Cullens do if entered into the Hunger Games? Read to find out. Please review
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
kisses in the twilight by mr.anon reviews
note:anon had to fix stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Life Goes On by Permanent Rose reviews
It has been six years since Edward left. Bella Swan has gone on with her life, though she is still fragile and broken. She's married and expecting her first child. What will happen when Edward returns after all these years?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Surprises by mars explorer reviews
HD Harry isn't normal, in the wizarding world nor the muggle. Draco appears one day during the summer with a surprise, two small bundles to be exact. What are the two supposed to do now, and how is it the twins they have came to be? mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Rise of Darkness by Kitai Shinsei reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter and the Pregnancy Potion! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,783 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Latest Obsession reviews
It's a wemma fanfic... um... and it's based on a random thought, What if there was no Terri... ever?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Emma P., Will S.