BeatrixMcGuffrey
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Joined 04-23-11, id: 2867279, Profile Updated: 10-17-13
Author has written 1 story for Ninja Turtles.

Hullo!

So, I've been on ff.net since I was about 13, but it recently occurred to me that I'm now of legal drinking age...and it's been a while. Also, my writing sucks less. So this is an attempt to become more involved with ff.net (to which I owe so many Easter Weeks of doing nothing, in my pj's in front of my computer) without letting anybody read my first ever attempts at fanfiction.

As anybody can tell you who's been doing this long enough - it's embarrassing!

So, yes!

At the present I'm not sure of the exact scope of my future endeavors (like, all of the fandoms I'm going to play with) but I think I'll be starting with TMNT.

I will be introducing OC's, but only because I really need practice if I'm going to become a writer for reals one day. I'm going to try and create characters that don't make you want to punch babies or stuff moose with trifle and set them alight.

They will most likely include

Beatrix McGuffrey - yes, my nome de plume, very sharp to catch that one. As far as I can tell, she's the daughter I really hope I have one day, which would make me happy because it would mean I totally boned a tall guy. Yay!

Geneva Rockeman - Shamelessly based on my cousin, whom I love dearly. Names have been changed, all that good business.

Florence Eschenko - My hero in life and the very last word in Fabuliciousness. Again, names changed, etc.

Benjamina Pound - The most shameless of all my characters. She is who this author would be if she could be anybody else. My own version of a Mary Sue.

August Samuelson - Another cousin of mine with a few tweaks. There are not words for how funny this child is. I owe him, like, two hats. Names changed, etc.

And, who knows?! There may be more!

Beatrix McGuffrey

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Preludes by KameTerra reviews
Raphael and April had never spent much time together… but as their newfound friendship deepens, both are unprepared for what it brings. Prequel to "Bound." Rated T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,693 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Raphael, April O'Neil
26 Letters by IvoryDrum reviews
A series of unrelated drabbles inspired by the 2k3 series. Next up, "U is for Understated" Summary: "Casey's never been a subtle guy. Wasn't exactly his idea to put the 'b' in the word if ya know what I'm sayin.' The man charges through life like a friggin' rhino, and what's worse, he got no sense of stealth, no sense of tact."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010
Insecurities by aangismyhomie reviews
Based on the 2k12 series. Donatello is happier than he ever thought he would be with April as his girlfriend, but when new milestones in their relationship are approached they both feel insecure sometimes. Rated M for eventual lemon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,534 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Honour by wildechilde17 reviews
It's been some weeks since the Battle of Hogwarts and the Minister has an offer for Neville. But Neville is only just working out who he is and how he fits in this brave new world. Luna and Neville need some time to heal just like the wizarding world at large. But how do you heal and fall in love at the same time? Pretty much a sequel to Toothbrush. Review and I am in your debt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 69,865 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Luna L., Neville L.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11184 - Favs: 7,998 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The More Things Change by calliopechild reviews
The chance of a lifetime turns the Turtles' world upside down. New doors are opened, old ones are closed, and suddenly, anything is possible. But as they soon discover, no matter how far you run, you can't escape your past...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 392,347 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Anti-Entropy by Evenmoor reviews
Director Fury's had a really bad day. Manhattan is in shambles, the helicarrier is a wreck and his best agent is dead. He's in no mood to be bothered by the multiverse's most annoying omnipotent being. Again. And Q can only make this day worse. Right?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Q, Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Sooner by KameTerra reviews
Each of them had known they'd have to face it sooner or later. For Raphael, it was sooner.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Raphael - Complete
Someone To Be Good To by ackeberlynn reviews
She's strong in her own way, smart and cheeky, gentle and compassionate – beautiful through and through. He has a heart as big and as fierce as the ocean. They keep distracting each other, but can it really work between them? Danny/Kono oneshot.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Danny W., Kono K. - Complete
These Small Hours by Linxcat reviews
Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Moist von L. - Complete
A Treaty Between Friends by Baby Girl's a Queen reviews
A series of 'conversations' between Neal and Cleon, during Keladry and Cleon's courtship. You don't think Kel's friends, so intent on protecting her honour, were happy with Cleon stepping into the picture, do you?
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Cleon, Keladry - Complete
Bound by KameTerra reviews
Friendship, family, love, and honor are the binding forces of life. But when life gets messy, some bonds sever too easily while others seem to hold you too tight. Features Don & April, but not in the way you might think!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Miss Pevensie at Sixty One by Skybright Daye reviews
Post The Last Battle. On a winter's night Susan Pevensie, grownup, left behind, and lonely, reflects on Narnia and how she lost it: and on how much she wants to go back. Poem.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Kicking Master Splinter Up the by Ryan Phelan reviews
One turtle must do the unthinkable. Will he survive? There's only one way to find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Published: 9/28/2005
I Need Tea reviews
"Explain, as simply as possible." Geneva scratched thoughtfully at the back of her head. "Think, 'X-men'." The girls looked at each other, then back to the picture, both tilting their heads and squinting. "That's pretty simple."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011