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Hello there! I'm is TivalovercalledAbby.1997 but just call me Abby. I'm 14 and girl and recently addicted to Harry Potter more than ever and that my friends is saying something! My favorite Harry Potter character is Minerva. I love stories about her. I recently changed my penname because I hated my other one.
I'm a teenage girl obsessed with Maggie Smith, Harry Potter, and Fanfictions and NCIS!
Love: Tiva, Ncis, Harry Potter, Maggie Smith, Cote de Pablo, Abby Scutio, Jibbs, McAbby, anything NCIS. DISNEY! The old not the shit we have now.
Fav color: Red, Blue. BLACK!
Fav books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games
Fav Foods: NONE!
Hates: Twilight, TWILIGHT!(Both the books/movies and the ncis version only because I love/loved Kate) Death, Vance. The fact that Kate and Jenny died. Food. Sleep. Weeks without Ncis. CI-Ray! Eli David!
THE REVIEW REVOLUTION
I,TivalovercalledMinervaButisreallyAbby.1997 , do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution!
Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!
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If you sometimes say "Merlin!" instead of "God!" copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Umbridge, Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, ARGH!)
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No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black
Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius!
Hermione or Cho? Hermione!!!
James Potter or Snape? James potter
Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid
The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio
Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus
Harry or Ron? Harry
Fleur or Tonks? TONKS!!!!!!
Hermione or Ginny? Hermione is the best.
Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore!
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? That is hard to pick, well I suppose it's not weasleys wizard wheezes.
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? chocolate frogs
Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors
Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLATRIX
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The first
am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
I'm... Fed up. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional. Really, I'm FINE!
1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk then assist in plotting revenge against the weasel that upset you.
2)When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.
3)When you smile I will know that you are probably planning something that I will want to be involved in.
4)When you are scared I will take the mick out of you until you're NOT.
5)When you are worried I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you STOP WHINING!
6)When you are confused I will try to use only little words.
7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me because I don't want whatever you've got!
8)When you fall I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I will, regardless, help you up.
This is my vow, as a friend, I hope you will, one day, return this to me.
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2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
If you think Minerva McGonagall is cool copy this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
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1.YOUR REAL NAME:Dana
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Kiiten
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Glendale
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Odldarly
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Tea
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alyawtl
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn
9.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sasha
If you were given the option to have the Dementor's Kiss or join the death eaters which would you do?
Would you own a House elf?
Yes but I wouldnt work them to hard.
Speaking of Hose elves would you rather have the sensitive Winky or Grouchy Kreacher?
Kreacher,BUT I'd want DOBBY!
If you were at the store and saw Harry Potter buying whole milk, what would you do?
Start screaming and crying until i passed out then ask if he can get me Minervas autograph
What's worse, being locked up in a room with Lockhart or Umbridge?
Out of the Trio, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who's your favorite?
Who is your favorite Harry Potter character and why?
Minerva McGonagall Everything about her is amazing
Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character and why?
Dolores Umbridge. Need I explain why?
Who is your favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?
Hermione and Ron!
Who is your least favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?
Minerva and snape or Hermone with snape.
Who is your favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?
What is your least favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?
Minnie and Snape. Seriously? eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww , No. No. No...
If you were to go to Hogwarts, which House do you think you'd be put in and why?
Gryffindor of Hufflepuff
Out of all the deaths in Harry Potter, who's death affected you the most and/or you felt was unnecessary and why?
Tie between Dumbledore and Fred. Seriously, Dumbledore was the greatest wizard, and killed by someone he trusted!
Out of all the characters whom survived, do you think any of them deserved to be killed off and why?
How many Harry Potter books do you own?
Which position would you choose if you played Quidditch?
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Take care not to shoot you when playing a shooting game
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
95. Saying that you have friends and your enemy doesn't can actually defeat them if only for a short period.
93. If you look like Emma Watson, big ugly giants will give you a present like bike handlebars. If you're a stout older lady, they will drop you to your death.
91. If you get a vision of a loved one being tortured, it is really best to just ignore it.
90. Hang out with freaks who believe in nargles. They are probably the coolest person (except for Ron) you will ever meet.
88. If a teacher REALLY pisses you off, the most entertaining way to get them back is to set off the largest box of fireworks you can get your hands on. Extra points for most inappropriate timing.
87. Never hesitate to infiltrate a government building for rescue missions and/or personal gain of knowledge or prophecies. Knocking down entire rooms of valuable glass things will help, no matter what it is you are there to do.
82. It is possible to use spells you are not supposed to know until next year (book). ( Example: Levicorpse )
81. If the Minister for Magic calls you a liar and your godfather a serial murderer, don't worry. Just break into his Ministry, smash every glass object you can find, let Voldemort break all the windows and the Minister will at last believe you.
80. Even with all the magic in the world, Mrs Weasley has terrible taste in knitwear
79. Beware of squibs carrying ladders.
75. Loving kitties doesn´t mean you are a nice person.
74. There is not such a big difference between light sabers and wands. (Who else wanted to shout: "May the Force be with you!" when the duel in the ministry was at it´s climax?) ME.
71.Kitties can be really awful and hideous creatures combined with an evil fat lady in pink.
69. Never piss off the Weasley twins.
56. Moody can wear his madeye and not give a stuff about attracting attention to himself, but a big black dog in a train station "can entirely ruin the operation"
55. If you dream you're a snake, seek immediate, preferably magical, help.
47) Still a great "mystery of the universe" - that Mr. Weasley, whose profession is to be an expert on "all things Muggle" - is such a blithering idiot when it comes to "all things Muggle." (Then again, he is a government employee...)
52. Harry makes no sounds when he is screaming.
47. Falling through curtains is deadly.
46. Igniting yourself in someone else's fireplace doesn't kill you but transports you to far off mystical lands.
45. If you lose something, it was the nargles.
40. The Ministry is obviously run by conservative republicans. That's why they don't believe the gay liberal professor
39. Wizard duels are just as cool as lightsaber battles
37. when one of your pupils, the most important student at hogwarts and possibly the most infamous wizard ever known is in fact part of a deadly prophecy, is also the seventh part of Voldemort's soul, and holds the key to finishing his enemy off, it's best not to trouble him with this information. it's not worth telling him.
30.Never underestimate or insult your annoying best friend.You might end up married with her one day!
22.The next time you want to get rid of an evil fat lady leave her in a vast forest along with your giant brother,centaurs,etc.
21.Never trust your giant friend's taste in pets. (check Norbert or Buckbeak)
19. It's quite normal to carry lumps of raw meat in your satchel, just in case you happen to bump into a Thestral.
15. That the spell Levicorpus does two completely different things, and what it does always seems to help the good guys.
13. Dumbledore might be good with a wand, but he's no Yoda!
11.No matter how close you are to dying,a Phoenix will always be there to save your ass.
9. Never trust a rat, trust the cat instead.
5. Dragons are very dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire over a long distance. So it is perfectly safe to keep them behind wooden fences, put them into an arena and let children sit well within the range of the fireburst.
3. Friends shouldn't let friends ride invisible creatures alone.
1.Going into the girls bathroom is not so bad after all.Apart from the "sights" you might also get to save the whole wizarding community.
In loving memory of...
Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have
...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal
...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend
...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games
...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix
...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters
...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters
...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing
...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur
...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side
...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early
...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself
...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die
...Marley, the best dog ever
...Dobby, who died a free elf
...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died
...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort
May they all rest in peace.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?
REMEMBER WHEN ..
You know what Mommy
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron
When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon drops.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!!!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.
Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
When all else fails bring out the duct tape.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!"
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.
You can slam a revolving door... into someone you don't like.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?
Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.
There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I’m bored…run for your sanity.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick
Guess I'm pretty even!!!
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly(?) going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet
--If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:
FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! -LIONS FOR THE CUP!!- Gryffindor!!- Lyra124, TivalovercalledAbby.1997-GRYFFINDOR!
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head
"Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Harry Potter Characters:
Minerva McGonagall (Awesome character)
Hermione Granger (Brainy and Awesome at the same time)
Ginny Weasley (Love her Temper)
Lily Evans (Ditto Ginny Weasley)
Sirius Black (Siriusly Cool)
Remus Lupin (Kinda Sweet)
promise to remember
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I'd do anything for family
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to be careful
For Moody's sake, of course
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will
remember Harry Potter
Harry Potter Fan I was born
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321, minerva.m1997
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!
This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort
First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:
James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.
May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten
To James and Lily,
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Maggie Smith
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course...after I took a picture. Not everyday you see an attacking tree (Not mine, but i agree)
If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? OMG OMG
What would be his reaction to your reaction? what>
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldermort. Ha ha not so special anymore are we? (Once again, not mine, but I agree)
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Never
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Whoever was to ask me first and wasn't a total Malfoy.
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.Luna blonde
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. . McGonagall-Green
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum blonde
Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No...should it be?
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Well I won't know until that day comes, now will I?
Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS.
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, smart, yet still caused trouble (Me!)
What would your Patronus take shape in? Cat of somesort. Laid back, but violent as ever
What would be your Animagus form? See Patronus thing.
What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration.
Professor McGonagall, Minerva talking to Peeves who was trying to sabotage a chandelier It unscrews the other way.
Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --
I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
MY TOP 20 FAVE NCIS QUOTES:
DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out
DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day
DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.
I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.
Jenny - Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abby. Sometimes you can't control the outcome. Sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it.
What I think of NCIS:
- It is inevitable that Tony and Ziva get together, but i secretly hope it'll take some more time, because the sexual tension between them is in my eyes essential to keep the show interesting.
- Gibbs is secretly the biggest Tiva-shipper ever
- They shouldn't have killed Jenny and Mike Franks (and Kate, although I'm kinda glad they did, because otherwise Ziva wouldn't have joined the team)
- I am a very peaceful person...but when it comes to Jeanne, Rivkin, EJ and CI-Ray I'm seriously losing it. I. Hate. These. People.
- I don't like Season 9's SecNav and I'm not particularly fond of Vance either...but I think I'm just mad at him for splitting up the team after Jenny's death...that was just wrong.
Stuff I DON'T like in NCIS fanfictions:
- Pairings like Gabby (Gibbs/Abby), Giva (Gibbs/Ziva) or - for crying out loud - Tibbs (Tony/Gibbs)...that's just wrong. Gibbs is like the team's big father figure and there's nothing romantical about his relationships to Ziva or Abby.
- Fics where Tony and Ziva have to go under cover for some random reason and suddenly realize that they love each other.
- Ziva gets pregnant. I read a lot of stories with that plot-line and I only liked two. And those two were written by very skilled authors. I don't know about you, but I simply can't picture Ziva David pregnant.
- Fics that are like ten years from now and Ziva and Tony are in their mid-thirties. Than makes them in their early twenties in the actual series...and come on but that's OBVIOUSLY not the case (only with Ziva it's actually right, because she's 23 when she first appears in the show). You wanna write future-fics - make them the right age.
- Incorrect grammar or spelling. I mean it's okay if you're writing in a language that isn't your mother tongue, but still...put some effort in your writing!
examples: through/threw, to/too/two, knew/new, their/there/they're, its/it's, then/than -- NOT THE SAME THING!!!
- OOC-ness...I mean it's okay if it happens once in a while in a multi-chap fic, but if you're a real fan you just KNOW what your characters do and want they do not do.
- Fics where Michael Rivkin, Ari Haswari or Kate are in some miracolous way still alive and no one knows until they just randomly turn up at NCIS HQ
- Summaries that say how bad the summary is...why would I wanna read the story?
When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!
Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!
Tony: So you've seen him before? From...internet dating?
Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with THIS paperclip.
McGee: You know, that's how Houdini died.
Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names...
Tony: I thought you said 27 thousand kills
McGee: 28 thousand kills
Tony: But you said 27 thousand kills!
McGee: That was yesterday.
Tony: You killed a thousand people in one day?
McGee: I was hot, I was on fire!
Tony: It's not a cause for excitement, McGee, it's a cause for concern... speaking of causes for concern: Autopsy Gremlin? What are you doing up here? You know what happens if direct sulight hits your skin!
Palmer: Oh, I was just showing Ziva some pictures of me and Breena.
Ziva: Ooo.. Matching tattoos?
Palmer: I- It's henna- Ju-just henna.
Tony: You got... commitment issues, Palmer?
Palmer: I have a little trouble with... permanant things. Actually, I can't even put a bumper sticker on my car...
Tony: Lemme see... Where is this? It looks like the Baltimore Street Sign. McGee! Didn't you say you wanted to go there?
McGee: Nah, I decided not to.
Tony: Did YOU really make that decision, McGee, or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.
Ziva: Eh? That is not on the record.
Tony: On his video game.
Gibbs: You got something to something to tell me...elf lord?
1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night
2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"
3) You've begun to use marine phrases
4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee
5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!
6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen
7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song
8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics
9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)
10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.
11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."
12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.
13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)
14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip
15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.
16) You use McNicknames on people
17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"
18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"
19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)
20) You copy and paste this into your profile.
Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:
1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."
2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.
3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"
4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip
5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.
6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.
7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men In Black.
8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."
9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"
10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween
11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.
12) I will not call people "snitches."
13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.
14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.
15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."
16) -Especially around Ziva
17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.
18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)
19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.
20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.
21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.
22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.
23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."
24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"
25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch
26) I am not replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!
27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf Pow! with Gibbs' coffee.
28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"
29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.
Why we love Tiva so much:
-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
You have dressed up as an NCIS character for Halloween (yup. i was Ziva. but i have the right hair color for it!)
So if you do any of the above you may suffer from NCIS addiction. (well, not really suffer but..) :)
Why i believe in Tiva:
-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because they were really under covers together.
Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
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