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Hello there! I'm is TivalovercalledAbby.1997 but just call me Abby. I'm 14 and girl and recently addicted to Harry Potter more than ever and that my friends is saying something! My favorite Harry Potter character is Minerva. I love stories about her. I recently changed my penname because I hated my other one.

I'm a teenage girl obsessed with Maggie Smith, Harry Potter, and Fanfictions and NCIS!

Love: Tiva, Ncis, Harry Potter, Maggie Smith, Cote de Pablo, Abby Scutio, Jibbs, McAbby, anything NCIS. DISNEY! The old not the shit we have now.

Fav color: Red, Blue. BLACK!

Fav books: Harry Potter, Hunger Games

Fav Foods: NONE!

Hates: Twilight, TWILIGHT!(Both the books/movies and the ncis version only because I love/loved Kate) Death, Vance. The fact that Kate and Jenny died. Food. Sleep. Weeks without Ncis. CI-Ray! Eli David!


I,TivalovercalledMinervaButisreallyAbby.1997 , do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution!

Everyone should join it-because its sad when you look at your stats and you have 50 hits, but no reviews! You know how I feel!

If you support the review revolution, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes say "Merlin!" instead of "God!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Umbridge, Lockhart, Rita Skeeter, ARGH!)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius!

Hermione or Cho? Hermione!!!

James Potter or Snape? James potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Golden Trio

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? TONKS!!!!!!

Hermione or Ginny? Hermione is the best.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore!

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? That is hard to pick, well I suppose it's not weasleys wizard wheezes.

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? chocolate frogs

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? BELLATRIX

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? The first

am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

I'm... Fed up. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional. Really, I'm FINE!

1)When you are sad, I will help you get drunk then assist in plotting revenge against the weasel that upset you.

2)When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you.

3)When you smile I will know that you are probably planning something that I will want to be involved in.

4)When you are scared I will take the mick out of you until you're NOT.

5)When you are worried I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you STOP WHINING!

6)When you are confused I will try to use only little words.

7)When you are sick, stay the hell away from me because I don't want whatever you've got!

8)When you fall I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse, but I will, regardless, help you up.

This is my vow, as a friend, I hope you will, one day, return this to me.

If If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your
name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, eragonharrypotterfan, WWMTgirl, Purpleducki88, Minerva McGonagall Rox,TivalovercalledAbby.1997

If you think Minerva McGonagall is cool copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Danizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Kiiten

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Glendale

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Odldarly

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Tea

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alyawtl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

9.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sasha

If you were given the option to have the Dementor's Kiss or join the death eaters which would you do?


Would you own a House elf?

Yes but I wouldnt work them to hard.

Speaking of Hose elves would you rather have the sensitive Winky or Grouchy Kreacher?

Kreacher,BUT I'd want DOBBY!

If you were at the store and saw Harry Potter buying whole milk, what would you do?

Start screaming and crying until i passed out then ask if he can get me Minervas autograph

What's worse, being locked up in a room with Lockhart or Umbridge?
OMM!(oh my merlin!) thats hard ummmmmm Lockhart I would just knock him out.Umbridge I would just let her do whatever she wanted and plot ways to kill her possibly with Minerva.

Out of the Trio, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who's your favorite?


Who is your favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Minerva McGonagall Everything about her is amazing

Who is your least favorite Harry Potter character and why?

Dolores Umbridge. Need I explain why?

Who is your favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Hermione and Ron!

Who is your least favorite canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minerva and snape or Hermone with snape.

Who is your favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?


What is your least favorite non-canon couple in the Harry Potter books and why?

Minnie and Snape. Seriously? eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww , No. No. No...

If you were to go to Hogwarts, which House do you think you'd be put in and why?

Gryffindor of Hufflepuff

Out of all the deaths in Harry Potter, who's death affected you the most and/or you felt was unnecessary and why?

Tie between Dumbledore and Fred. Seriously, Dumbledore was the greatest wizard, and killed by someone he trusted!

Out of all the characters whom survived, do you think any of them deserved to be killed off and why?

Draco Malfoy,

How many Harry Potter books do you own?


Which position would you choose if you played Quidditch?


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Take care not to shoot you when playing a shooting game
BEST FRIENDS: Shoot, nuke and stab you, yelling "DIE BITCH!"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

95. Saying that you have friends and your enemy doesn't can actually defeat them if only for a short period.

93. If you look like Emma Watson, big ugly giants will give you a present like bike handlebars. If you're a stout older lady, they will drop you to your death.

91. If you get a vision of a loved one being tortured, it is really best to just ignore it.

90. Hang out with freaks who believe in nargles. They are probably the coolest person (except for Ron) you will ever meet.

88. If a teacher REALLY pisses you off, the most entertaining way to get them back is to set off the largest box of fireworks you can get your hands on. Extra points for most inappropriate timing.

87. Never hesitate to infiltrate a government building for rescue missions and/or personal gain of knowledge or prophecies. Knocking down entire rooms of valuable glass things will help, no matter what it is you are there to do.

82. It is possible to use spells you are not supposed to know until next year (book). ( Example: Levicorpse )

81. If the Minister for Magic calls you a liar and your godfather a serial murderer, don't worry. Just break into his Ministry, smash every glass object you can find, let Voldemort break all the windows and the Minister will at last believe you.

80. Even with all the magic in the world, Mrs Weasley has terrible taste in knitwear

79. Beware of squibs carrying ladders.

75. Loving kitties doesn´t mean you are a nice person.

74. There is not such a big difference between light sabers and wands. (Who else wanted to shout: "May the Force be with you!" when the duel in the ministry was at it´s climax?) ME.

71.Kitties can be really awful and hideous creatures combined with an evil fat lady in pink.

69. Never piss off the Weasley twins.

56. Moody can wear his madeye and not give a stuff about attracting attention to himself, but a big black dog in a train station "can entirely ruin the operation"

55. If you dream you're a snake, seek immediate, preferably magical, help.

47) Still a great "mystery of the universe" - that Mr. Weasley, whose profession is to be an expert on "all things Muggle" - is such a blithering idiot when it comes to "all things Muggle." (Then again, he is a government employee...)

52. Harry makes no sounds when he is screaming.

47. Falling through curtains is deadly.

46. Igniting yourself in someone else's fireplace doesn't kill you but transports you to far off mystical lands.

45. If you lose something, it was the nargles.

40. The Ministry is obviously run by conservative republicans. That's why they don't believe the gay liberal professor

39. Wizard duels are just as cool as lightsaber battles

37. when one of your pupils, the most important student at hogwarts and possibly the most infamous wizard ever known is in fact part of a deadly prophecy, is also the seventh part of Voldemort's soul, and holds the key to finishing his enemy off, it's best not to trouble him with this information. it's not worth telling him.

30.Never underestimate or insult your annoying best friend.You might end up married with her one day!

22.The next time you want to get rid of an evil fat lady leave her in a vast forest along with your giant brother,centaurs,etc.

21.Never trust your giant friend's taste in pets. (check Norbert or Buckbeak)

19. It's quite normal to carry lumps of raw meat in your satchel, just in case you happen to bump into a Thestral.

15. That the spell Levicorpus does two completely different things, and what it does always seems to help the good guys.

13. Dumbledore might be good with a wand, but he's no Yoda!

11.No matter how close you are to dying,a Phoenix will always be there to save your ass.

9. Never trust a rat, trust the cat instead.

5. Dragons are very dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire over a long distance. So it is perfectly safe to keep them behind wooden fences, put them into an arena and let children sit well within the range of the fireburst.

3. Friends shouldn't let friends ride invisible creatures alone.

1.Going into the girls bathroom is not so bad after all.Apart from the "sights" you might also get to save the whole wizarding community.

In loving memory of...

Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have

...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal

...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend

...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games

...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix

...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters

...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters

...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing

...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur

...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side

...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early

...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself

...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die

...Marley, the best dog ever

...Dobby, who died a free elf

...Primrose Everdeen, a brave young girl who shouldn't have died

...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort

May they all rest in peace.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08,I heart manga89,Melody Calls, dance is a sport, dance is a spork,TivalovercalledAbby.1997

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when mom was your hero and dad was the guy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."-The marauders

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

When life gives you lemons, make lemon drops.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!!!

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shoot!"

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

You can slam a revolving door... into someone you don't like.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (As long as nobody dies)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (only girl=fun!)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.(yet at the same time sickening!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.(Black)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night


You wear lip gloss/chapstick
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs. (heck yeah!)
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.( GOLD)
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like. (depends..)
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.

Guess I'm pretty even!!!

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly(?) going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

--If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:

FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win! -LIONS FOR THE CUP!!- Gryffindor!!- Lyra124, TivalovercalledAbby.1997-GRYFFINDOR!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head

"Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Harry Potter Characters:

Minerva McGonagall (Awesome character)

Hermione Granger (Brainy and Awesome at the same time)

Ginny Weasley (Love her Temper)

Lily Evans (Ditto Ginny Weasley)

Sirius Black (Siriusly Cool)

Remus Lupin (Kinda Sweet)

promise to remember

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

Harry Potter Fan I was born
Harry Potter Fan I'll die
And from the graveyard I'll scream "Harry Potter Rocks!!"

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste
If you finished reading HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and consider it amazing, and to be your favorite book out of all seven, copy and paste this into your profile!

f you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, miss sophie potter, Mackenzie Weasley, Avatar Rikki, Dare-Deviless, Pitch5321, minerva.m1997

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbage, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorovitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To Severus,
who wasn't as bad as we thought,
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Maggie Smith

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course...after I took a picture. Not everyday you see an attacking tree (Not mine, but i agree)

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? OMG OMG

What would be his reaction to your reaction? what>

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Voldermort. Ha ha not so special anymore are we? (Once again, not mine, but I agree)

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Never

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Whoever was to ask me first and wasn't a total Malfoy.

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.Luna blonde

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. . McGonagall-Green

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Black

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Platinum blonde

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No...should it be?

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) Well I won't know until that day comes, now will I?

Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Lupin, smart, yet still caused trouble (Me!)

What would your Patronus take shape in? Cat of somesort. Laid back, but violent as ever

What would be your Animagus form? See Patronus thing.

What subject do you want to be the best in? Transfiguration.

Professor McGonagall, Minerva talking to Peeves who was trying to sabotage a chandelier It unscrews the other way.

Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --

I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.

I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.

Abby- Reporting for duty as ordered sir!
Gibbs- Wrong hand Abbs
Abby- Sorry sir!
Gibbs- (talks about case...)
Abby- Permission to speak freely sir!
Giibbs- You always speak freely Abbs
Abby- I know I just always wanted to say that..."
Abby- Thank you sir
Gibbs- Dont call me sir
Abby- Thank you ma'am"

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.


DiNozzo: Have you had your mandatory session with the shrink?
Ziva: Yes!
DiNozzo: Still crazy then?
Ziva glares at Tony
DiNozzo: Getting off your case. -Recoil

DiNozzo: about Ziva hitting his abdomen Do it.
McGee: As hard as she can?
DiNozzo: As hard as you can.
McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.
DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?
Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names. -Corporal Punishment

Ziva: Referring to DiNozzo Officer Hadar will not harm him. Only two people have the authority to do that.
Vance: Your father's one. Second?
Ziva: Me. -Aliyah

Eli David: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Officer Ziva David: I drove.
Eli David: Enough said. -Aliyah

Ziva: referring to one of the supermodels You really find her attractive?
DiNozzo: Oh yeah.
Ziva: Well I want to shoot her. -Model Behavior

Gibbs: Ziva, tough time at the Pawn Shop?
Ziva: Ziva sighs I ran into a stone wall.
DiNozzo: Brick wall.
Ziva: No! It was stone wall! I backed up too quickly. -Hide and Seek

DiNozzo: Curious to find out what follows "red light" behavior, Ziva?
Ziva: Uh... potential pregnancy? -Driven

Ziva: to a suspect who has grabbed her butt Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat you to death with it! -Singled Out

DiNozzo: Like my father always said, "Be careful who you marry, Anthony. She may end up being a homicidal maniac."
McGee: Your father actually said that to you?
DiNozzo: No, but I'm pretty sure he thought it.
Ziva: Probably he knew your taste in women. -Light Sleeper

DiNozzo: I'm not getting a signal. How about you?
Ziva: holds up her cell phone No. I'm braless.
DiNozzo: I noticed that earlier. But on your phone they're called "bars." -Boxed In

McGee: Well, there's no bag. Maybe the killer took it.
Ziva: Maybe she just didn't have a bag.
McGee: Every woman has a bag.
Ziva: Do I have a bag, McGee?
McGee: No, but you're not a... Well, I mean, you're a woman. You're just not a... not a normal... Tony: Quit while your ahead McGee
-Once a Hero

DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
Ziva: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you -Road Kill

DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to incur the wrath of Ziva?
Ziva: He said he liked me. -Road Kill

Ziva: Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
DiNozzo: It wasn't?
Ziva: Well, there was a lot of sex. -Probie

Ziva: If you value that hand, I suggest you back away, slowly. -Judgement Day

DiNozzo: I don't know if you've noticed but she and they don't exactly want to shoot me.
Ziva: Give them time. -Collateral Damage

Ziva: referring to Tony Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending with the word "day." -Switch

Abby: What will you do then?
Ziva: We kill them, Abby.
DiNozzo: Arrest them, Ziva. We'll arrest them.
Paula Cassidy: I prefer her way. -Grace Period

Ziva: Do you see what I see?
DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick with impulse issues? -Designated Target

DiNozzo: to McGee "The Sound of Music" confuses you, Probie.
Ziva: I love that movie!
starts to sing, DiNozzo puts his hand over her mouth
DiNozzo: One note, and I will lock you in a room and make you listen to "It's a Small World" for 24 hours straight. Do we understand each other? -Hiatus Part I

Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

I'm suffering from severe JDDS (otherwise known as Judgement Day Denial Syndrome) JDDS is an epidemic among us JIBBS shippers. Those of you in denial about Jenny's death, copy and pate this to your profile.

I currently am in denial about Jenny being dead since they never showed her actual body, it was only a reflection and it didn't really look like her, and they never did her autopsy. If you are a JIBBs shipper and think like this then copy and paste this to your profile.

Jenny - Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abby. Sometimes you can't control the outcome. Sometimes you have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it.

What I think of NCIS:

- It is inevitable that Tony and Ziva get together, but i secretly hope it'll take some more time, because the sexual tension between them is in my eyes essential to keep the show interesting.

- Gibbs is secretly the biggest Tiva-shipper ever

- They shouldn't have killed Jenny and Mike Franks (and Kate, although I'm kinda glad they did, because otherwise Ziva wouldn't have joined the team)

- I am a very peaceful person...but when it comes to Jeanne, Rivkin, EJ and CI-Ray I'm seriously losing it. I. Hate. These. People.

- I don't like Season 9's SecNav and I'm not particularly fond of Vance either...but I think I'm just mad at him for splitting up the team after Jenny's death...that was just wrong.

Stuff I DON'T like in NCIS fanfictions:

- Pairings like Gabby (Gibbs/Abby), Giva (Gibbs/Ziva) or - for crying out loud - Tibbs (Tony/Gibbs)...that's just wrong. Gibbs is like the team's big father figure and there's nothing romantical about his relationships to Ziva or Abby.
AND NEITHER TONY NOR GIBBS ARE GAY! I don't have anything against gays/lesbians but please don't make ANY Tibbs references or stories, I'm begging you!

- Fics where Tony and Ziva have to go under cover for some random reason and suddenly realize that they love each other.
We already had that like a bazillion times, come up with something new. Seriously.

- Ziva gets pregnant. I read a lot of stories with that plot-line and I only liked two. And those two were written by very skilled authors. I don't know about you, but I simply can't picture Ziva David pregnant.

- Fics that are like ten years from now and Ziva and Tony are in their mid-thirties. Than makes them in their early twenties in the actual series...and come on but that's OBVIOUSLY not the case (only with Ziva it's actually right, because she's 23 when she first appears in the show). You wanna write future-fics - make them the right age.

- Incorrect grammar or spelling. I mean it's okay if you're writing in a language that isn't your mother tongue, but still...put some effort in your writing!
And if you ARE writing in your first language: WHAT THE HELL??? You should reaaaallllly at least try to get the friggin grammar right

examples: through/threw, to/too/two, knew/new, their/there/they're, its/it's, then/than -- NOT THE SAME THING!!!

- OOC-ness...I mean it's okay if it happens once in a while in a multi-chap fic, but if you're a real fan you just KNOW what your characters do and want they do not do.

- Fics where Michael Rivkin, Ari Haswari or Kate are in some miracolous way still alive and no one knows until they just randomly turn up at NCIS HQ

- Summaries that say how bad the summary is...why would I wanna read the story?

When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!

Jingle bells,
EJ smells,
Tiva all the way,
Ray should die,
I won't cry,
I'll laugh all day, hey

Between Abby Sciuto and Mythbusters, Science was never cooler.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. (gotta love Truth or Consequences) *omg i can quote that word for word, line for line, facial expressions and everything. i have to have seen it about 20 times. i even bought it on itunes!

Tony: So you've seen him before? From...internet dating?

Ziva: I will kill you eighteen different ways with THIS paperclip.

McGee: You know, that's how Houdini died.

Tony: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?

Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all their names...

Tony: I thought you said 27 thousand kills

McGee: 28 thousand kills

Tony: But you said 27 thousand kills!

McGee: That was yesterday.

Tony: You killed a thousand people in one day?

McGee: I was hot, I was on fire!

Tony: It's not a cause for excitement, McGee, it's a cause for concern... speaking of causes for concern: Autopsy Gremlin? What are you doing up here? You know what happens if direct sulight hits your skin!

Palmer: Oh, I was just showing Ziva some pictures of me and Breena.

Ziva: Ooo.. Matching tattoos?

Palmer: I- It's henna- Ju-just henna.

Tony: You got... commitment issues, Palmer?

Palmer: I have a little trouble with... permanant things. Actually, I can't even put a bumper sticker on my car...

Tony: Lemme see... Where is this? It looks like the Baltimore Street Sign. McGee! Didn't you say you wanted to go there?

McGee: Nah, I decided not to.

Tony: Did YOU really make that decision, McGee, or was it made for you? By your addiction to killing. McGee killed a thousand people yesterday.

Ziva: Eh? That is not on the record.

Tony: On his video game.

Ziva: Oh.

McGee: Boss!

Gibbs: You got something to something to tell me...elf lord?

1) You've yelled hysterically at anyone who bothers you on Tuesday nights, episode premier night

2) You've used two or more "Ziva-isms"

3) You've begun to use marine phrases

4) You repeat Rule 23 to anyone who touches your coffee

5) You are desperately searching for Caf-Pow!

6) You've accidentally tried to use your TV as an MTAC screen

7) You find yourself absentmindedly humming the theme song

8) You're up at four in the morning reading NCIS fanfics

9) You find yourself Gibbs Headslapping people (and yourself)

10) You've tried to watch the movies that Tony talks about.

11) Your dog goes missing and you say "Put out a BOLO."

12) You've never, ever, EVER broken rule 12.

13) You ALWAYS break rule 12. :)

14) You've threatened to kill someone with a paperclip

15) You were hysterically screaming "NO!" at the top of your lungs during ep "A Desperate Man" at the TV screen when Ray proposed to Ziva.

16) You use McNicknames on people

17) You've caught yourself daydreaming about running alongside Tony and Ziva, yelling "NCIS! Drop your weapon!!"

18) Your video game username is "Elf Lord"

19) You've tried making your hair like Ziva's (and, like me have failed drastically)

20) You copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I am not allowed to do at NCIS:

1) I am not allowed to launch paper balls at Tony and say "I'm practicing sniping."

2) I will not yell "HINKY!" repeatedly during work hours.

3) I will not sneak up behind people, scare them, and then claim "I'm Gibbs!"

4) I will not threaten to kill people with a paperclip

5) Gloves are for evidence; not to be used as balloons.

6) I will stop saying "Get a room!" whenever Tony and Ziva are arguing.

7) I am not allowed to discuss my theory of how Gibbs is related to the Men In Black.

8) I will not hide Bert behind McGee's desk and say "McGee, there's a bathroom RIGHT THERE."

9) I will not refer to Ducky as "Donald Duck"

10) I will not dress up as Gibbs for Halloween

11) I will not ask McGee how many wedgies a day, on average, would he get when he was a kid.

12) I will not call people "snitches."

13) -Or a certain word that rhymes.

14) I will not yell "PARIS!" repeatedly when Tony and Ziva are within two feet of each other.

15) I will not refer to Ziva as "Mossad Hunting Dog."

16) -Especially around Ziva

17) I will not bring a water gun to work and tell everyone it is real, then pretend to shoot them with it.

18) I am not allowed to date coworkers (yeah, sure. That's gonna last.)

19) I am not allowed to headslap random people because they are not following Gibbs Rules.

20) I am not allowed to tell Probies that the first test on the job is to let a blind-folded Gibbs shoot an apple off your head.

21) I am not allowed to ask Ziva how stupid she thought Ray's haircut was.

22) I am not allowed to prank call Gibbs, claiming I sell sniper guns.

23) I am not allowed to call Tony "My little hairy butt."

24) I am not allowed to call Ziva "Sweetcheeks"

25) I am not allowed to impersonate Bert at lunch

26) I am not replace Gibbs' coffee with Abby's Caf-Pow!

27) I am not to replace Abby's Caf Pow! with Gibbs' coffee.

28) Probies are not to be used as "Moving Target Practice"

29) I am not allowed to hide in a body bag in Autopsy, then scare the hell out of Jimmy Palmer if and when he opens it.

Why we love Tiva so much:

-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
-Because he wanted to tussle her hair (Recoil)
-Because she made dinner for him (Boxed In)
-Because they are the hottest fake married undercover assassins ever (Undercovers)
-Because he risked his career for her (Aliyah)
-Because it’s inevitable (Judgement Day, Part II)
-Because she missed everyone, even Tony (Last Man Standing)
-Because he knows where her tattoo is (Dagger)
-Because she’s seen his butt
-Because his butt would be a 5 if he shaved it(Frame Up)
-Because she’s his ninja (Nine Lives)
-Because he was willing to die so she could escape (Undercovers)
-Because he had pictures of her on his wall (Agent Afloat)
-Because he has hair like a porcupig ( Silver War)
-Because Gibbs thought they got married and didn’t tell him(Suspicion)
-Cause of her twist in the english language ,tony hangs on her every word .
-Cause in “Undercover” she let him be on top
-Cause she laughs at his imitations
-Because Tony wants to do page 57 with her. (Silver War)
-Because Ducky knows they have feelings for each other (Last Man Standing, Legend Part I)
-Because she intimidates him (Kill Ari II)
-Because she opened up to him about her sister’s murder (Kill Ari II)
-Because they played grab-ass(Boxed In)
-Because Tony visited Ziva’s place at least once a week while Gibbs was away(Shalom)
-Because Mossad thought Tony and Ziva were sleeping together (Shalom)
-Because Rivkin was jealous of Tony(Last Man Standing, Legends I&II, Semper Fidelis)
-Because she calls him his little hairy butt (Undercovers)
-Because Tony imaged her pregnant with his kid! (Undercovers)
-Because Tony was looking forward to having a little Dinozzo with Ziva (Undercovers)
-Because he touched her, and it wasn’t his knee! (Undercovers)
-Because he calls her sweetcheeks
-Because if they live long enough she might tell him how she got the friction burn (Boxed In)|
-Because under normal circumstances he would consider having his hands on her ass fun (Boxed In)
-Because he was going to buy her a house, though it would have to be a fake house cause the money was fake (Boxed In)
-Because he risked his life to save her.
-Because he admitted to her that he can’t live without her. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because he admitted that he tried to leave her alone but couldn’t. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because Tony thinks that Ziva is not replaceable. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because if he could, he’d drag her back in a heartbeat. (Truth Or Consequences)
-Because she told him that he had always had her back. (Reunion)
-Because Abby ships Tiva too! (Cover Story)
-Because their intense staring made McGee feel awkward! (Reunion)
-Because Tony broke all the rules for her.
-Because he was a bit jealous of Rivkin. (Legend Parts 1 and 2)
-Because they are BOTH tired of pretending. (Dagger)
-Because they are soulmates. (Designated Target)
-Because he learned some Hebrew for her.
-Because even Eli is aware of their chemistry(Aliyah)

NCIS proverbs:

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in
2. Never mess with silver haired snipers
3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo
4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs
5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun
6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement
7. When in doubt, try the internet
8. Do not bite the hand that feeds you, but be wary of the ones who touch your coffee.
9. He who touches Gibbs' coffee is he who no longer has a right hand.
10. He who takes Abby's Caf-Pow! has dissappeared without a trace.
11. When even the greatest ninja is challenged by a Ziva, he should run.
12. The great man never runs from a fight. Unless, of course, it's Ziva challenging you. Then, you should run like hell.
13. Laughter is the best medicine, unless you are DiNozzo. Then, it's just a drug.

You have dressed up as an NCIS character for Halloween (yup. i was Ziva. but i have the right hair color for it!)
You know just about all Gibbs' Rules by heart. (yeah its sad.)
You "Gibbs Slap" people when they mess up. (it's actually fun sometimes)
You have learned Hebrew just to find out what Ziva says in some scenes (it does come in handy sometimes...)
You have seen every single NCIS episode and know the names of them. (I don't know the names on purpose, I just know them)
You hear a love song on the radio and instantly think of Tiva or McAbby (Not my fault! OK maybe it is...)
You ignore everything around you on Tuesday nights at 8:00. (The house could be burning. I wouldn't know.)
You can name the episode from what the characters are wearing and how there hair is. (It's scary.)
You have do your hair or wear clothes like the characters without even realizing it. When you realize it you smile happily.
You quote the show on a regular basis.
You have to be told not to talk about the show for the rest of the day because thats all you have been talking about.

So if you do any of the above you may suffer from NCIS addiction. (well, not really suffer but..) :)

Why i believe in Tiva:

-Because he said he couldn't live without her.
-Because he said "Probie" with love."
-Because he risked his life to go save her.
-Because he lied about his knee.
-Because he said she was priceless.
-Because he calls her my ninja.
-Becasue he still calls her Sweet Cheeks.
-Becasue he said "Handle with care, contents priceless."

-Because she gets jealous everytime he has a date.
-Because she kissed him first in Undercovers.
-Because she told him to save himself and let her die.
-Because she let him share a bed with her in Jetlag.
-Because she told Nora "no" too quickly.
-Becasue she still calls him Hairy Butt.
-Becasue she will give him "anything he wants".
-Because she tried to protect him from that bomb
-Becasue she asked "If he liked what he saw."

-Because they were really under covers together.
-Because they always have each other's backs.
-Because there was no couch in Paris.
-Because they screw all of Gibbs' rules.
-Because they are in love.

Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.
A Gibbs-Slap is a form of affection. Somehow.
Caf-Pows are the best thing since sliced bread.
A paper clip is more than just an office tool.
Rules were meant to be broken. And the ones that are, are 12 up on the list, so they weren't that important!!
Coffee is something that can never run out. If it does, well, good luck.
A kiss on the check means more than you think!!
Barking dogs are just a factor in life. They become more real when they are not a sound coming off a phone.
Trust. How could they live without it.
Death is a part of life.
Undercover is a really good place to be

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 108 - Words: 253,662 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Four Heads Are Better Than One by Izzyaro reviews
The Heads of Houses watch the progress of Harry and his classmates through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,290 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Cats in the Cradle by hermionewiz27 reviews
When Minerva McGonagall heard she had to visit all of the muggle-born students in her house, she expected a tedious beginning to her holiday. When she ended up bringing a student home with her, it gave her the piece of her family she had been missing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 104,113 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
What I Want To Do In The Future by Sirius Black by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned an essay to write before their Careers Advice session. Here's Sirius' take on the matter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Gift Of Gratitude by DetectiveMinerva reviews
After the first Quidditch match against Slytherin, Harry Potter seeks out Professor McGonagall to thank her for her gift - and he unknowingly gives her something to be thankful for as well. Set during the movie "Sorcerer's Stone."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
After the battle by hermin22 reviews
Hermione visits her Professor in hospital after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,142 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Four Weddings and a Funeral by ohwhatagloomyshow reviews
As a beloved professor, Minerva McGonagall is invited to many weddings. She cries at every one. Pottermore spoilers in the last two chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Not My Girlfriend, You Numpties! by alicenotinwonderland reviews
A series of oneshots about various characters saving their girlfriends from situations ranging from serious to funny. Please read and review! Chapter 14: Katie and Oliver
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Thin by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
"The tips of her fingers brushed her mouth, flirting with her lips. The hollow of her wrist caught the light, her skin translucent. She was a skeleton- but in her eyes, she was beautiful." Angst. Jibbs relationship. Eating disorder fic. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Light in the Darkness by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Young Harry fic. Albus lays down the law, forbidding Minerva from visiting Harry anymore, but allowing her one final visit. What they find will change everything. Harry/Min family fic, MMADness, Rated for Childabuse & maybe some MMADness. Dursley Bashing. Artwork thanks to DarthVandola - many many thanks and love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
What Tomorrow Brings by starryjules reviews
"I wasn't expecting you tonight," Ziva said conversationally, settling beside him on the couch. Tony smirked. "And just where did you think I'd be?" Tags 9x15's Secrets. Dealer's choice: partnership/friendship or love. *TECHNICAL PROBLEMS NOW FIXED*
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Requiem Reversal by Doggett.Rules reviews
I own nothing NCIS. What if in Requiem, Gibbs wasn't in the car, Tony was instead. How would Gibbs react to the events and what would happen?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Just Pillow Talk by Freedom-In-Fantasy reviews
Tony tells Ziva he loves her, but she thinks it's just pillow talk. Short fluffy piece.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Nightmare by LittleMissBrit reviews
Tony has a nightmare, and is comforted by his wife. TIVA! Angst then fluff. I don't own NCIS or any of the characters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Choices by HeadlessHuntsman reviews
This was written for ReillyJade's After the Battle competition. This is my first attempt at writing about, or from the viewpoint of McGonagall. Let me know what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Breaking The Lion's Heart by NickyLee308 reviews
Minerva's thoughts as she mourns the losses during the break in fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
HUG by SpecialHell reviews
It's National Hugging Day at NCIS!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
The Eleven Lies of Luna Lovegood by dizzylizzy13 reviews
Now, we learn. That Luna lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Luna L.
A Magical Christmas by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Harry and Hermione are stuck in the castle alone for their first Christmas in the magical world. Minerva McGonagall shows them a little magic all of her own as they share the magic of Christmas now and for all the years to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
So Many Others Were by BurgundyHope reviews
After the final battle, some were left to "clean up"...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Commentator by our dancing days reviews
"Mr Black, this is supposed to be an un-biased, just commentary." ... "If you wanted that, Minnie, you should have hired a Hufflepuff."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Heart of a Child by NCISVU reviews
Two abused toddlers. One dead mother. One missing father. Jenny chooses the one man she knows is more than capable to lead the investigation and protect the kids. Mentions of child abuse. Jibbs eventually and lots of Papa Gibbs. Entire team involved.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,110 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
My Hero by Refreshingly Original reviews
We all know that Dumbledore was Harry's mentor, but who was his hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Changed by denimgirl1 reviews
After Ron breaks up with Hermione, Hermione decides that she doesn't want to be a Know-it-all anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by beMMADfabulous reviews
Joseph always seems to know what his Queen needs to make her feel better. Just a little oneshot that I've had in mind for awhile. Enjoy!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Happy Birthday! by Refreshingly Original reviews
It's Minerva McGonagall's Birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Recovery by beMMADfabulous reviews
Minerva returns from St. Mungo's in Order of the Phoenix, and Albus wants to take care of her, of course. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Getting to know her by coraline-caroline reviews
Shortly after Sirius'death Harry is helping Dumbledore sorting memories for the pensieve. He is in for a surprise and discovers there is somebody else to rely on. There is more to MM than he thought. Mainly MM/HP -also other characters AD, Lily...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,937 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The battle of Hogwarts Minerva McGonagall by MinnieMcG reviews
So this is the battle of Hogwarts in Minerva McGonagall's view. I hope you like it. Based on books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P.
McBadass by Imagen99 reviews
The introduction of Minerva McGonagall's infamous nickname to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 7 by Sinkme reviews
Broken into two lists in honor of the movies. Part I is 40 points, Part II is 45 points. Some turned into mini-rants and comments about the movie, but whatever. I had a lot of fun writing these and I hope they're fun to read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
She Was Human Too by Imagen99 reviews
At the one year anniversary of Voldemort's end, Minerva McGonagall is feeling the loss. The Golden Trio help her to see that she is appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
To be Remembered by lionesseyes13 reviews
When Oliver asks Professor McGonagall to return Harry's Firebolt, the conversation does not go as smoothly as Oliver hoped and forces him to think about what really is worth dying for...Set during Prisoner of Azakaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Oliver W., Minerva M. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 6 by Sinkme reviews
Part 6. 35 things I learned from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 5 by Sinkme reviews
Part 5. Still at 35 points so enjoy the extra sarcasm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
The Many Ways To Piss Off Professor Minvera McGona by Detention Bound Marauders reviews
Here are a list of things a Hogwarts student can do the aggrivate Professor McGonagall. I wouldn't suggest trying these, it really seems to make her mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Minerva M.
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 4 by Sinkme reviews
Fourth installment of the riveting series. Since the fourth book was long in epic proportions compared to the first three books, this list has 35 points rather than the usual 25. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 3 by Sinkme reviews
These are getting longer in content. Still 25 things, but now much longer. These have turned into things Harry Potter taught me/mini-rants about things in the book that bothered me. Oh well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me 2 by Sinkme reviews
Because I am bored and this is an easy way to add 6 more stories to my account. And it's fun to be sarcastic. 25 things Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets taught me. Language is going up so to be safe, this and the rest will be rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Thunderstorms by trackerjackers reviews
Lily seeks James' comfort during a thunderstorm. Marauder's era oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dreams and Tea by Refreshingly Original reviews
Just something that came to mind. Harry has been having nightmare and Minerva goes to have some tea. What do they talk about?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Things Harry Potter Taught Me by Sinkme reviews
I'm sure most of these are points that people have talked about endlessly, but I was bored and needed to vent some sarcasm...So this is what I came up with. 25 things I learned from reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Well Wishes by Imagen99 reviews
Whilst she is recovering in ST Mungos, Minerva recieves a few cards...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Massacre of Young Souls by Dawn96 reviews
Professor McGonagall notices a change in one of her students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Regulus B., Minerva M. - Complete
Letting His Guard Down by MagicaeArtiumLaudator reviews
McGonagall visits Harry in Privet Drive and cheers him up after the events at the end of his fourth year. One-shot, fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
BAD KITTY by Refreshingly Original reviews
I'm terribly sorry for this. Really I am, but I couldn't get the scene out of my head. Containg Umbridge and Tabby...such fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Grims and Grins by Refreshingly Original reviews
Harry is upset after his first Divination class. Who can britghen his day?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Broken by Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs reviews
Jenny Shepard is back to a place she thought she'd never go again, and she needs the help of a certain agent to pick up her pieces for her. But is she too broken this time to be fixed? Mentions of self-harm, rape, abuse, suicide. Fallen Dreams Trilogy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,080 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Secret by 1755 reviews
No one can know about Lavender.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Seamus F., Lavender B.] - Complete
Blind by hermin22 reviews
Hermione meets an old lady and ends up in the rooms of her head of house. The summery sucks, but the story is cute ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,119 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
It's Your Birthday, Minerva! by Harper Granger-Weasley reviews
It's Professor McGonagall's birthday, and the Marauders have come up with a particularly ingenious plan to wish her all the best! Song-fic to Ministry of Magic's "My Baby"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
I Miss My Mum, Says Harry by Alcoholic Semen Thrower reviews
A short story of Harry coming to Molly for comfort. This was previously on my old account! : i've just reposted an edited version of it of course in a good way
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Molly W., Harry P. - Complete
Lonely by hermin22 reviews
A letter from Minerva brings Hermione back to a country and a life she thought she left behind a long time ago. MM/HG friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,666 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts: The Next Generation by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has survived the Marauders, the Weasley twins and the Golden Trio. Now, as the kids of these dynamic duos, trios and foursomes take the stage, will she make it as these pranksters stake their claim to fame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Never Agains of Hogwarts by LuxaLucifer reviews
Minerva McGonagall has been working at Hogwarts longer than most, but certain thing still make her tick. The Marauders' and the Weasley twins are a few. Final update.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Ravenclaw, Mother Lions, and Transfiguration Class by Madame Renard reviews
"You won't believe what just happened, Imaginary People!" Written thoughts from a third-year Ravenclaw student in Transfiguration class. Includes fluffy McGonagall/student interaction, 'cause I like that sort of thing. No slash, slight Hermione bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Minerva M., OC
When All Alone by FlamingToads reviews
When alone some think it's necessary to act like a complete idiot. Of course it can only last so long until someone walks in. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
My Mischief Makers by chansoncoeur reviews
Minerva looks back at her favorite Hogwarts trouble makers, and finally comes to a conclusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Well Done by ValFish reviews
A student at Hogwarts has something to say to Professor Umbridge, and it's not nice. Set during 5th book at the scene where Harry gets detention for telling everyone Voldemort has returned. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Kidnap by Marjorie Nescio reviews
Queen Clarisse is kidnapped.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Healing by hermin22 reviews
Minerva needs a special person to help her recover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Beautiful by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. It's a perfect spring day, and Harry decides to search for something beautiful. This is a shamelessly happy fic. Set in sixth year, compliant with all the books. Happy papering to my junior, whom this was written for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Smile by misshoneychurch88 reviews
SPOILERS FOR DH, BE WARNED Missing chapter from the end of DH, proper summary inside. REEDITED VERSION fixed some awkward bits, generally prettied up the phrasing, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
One Last Night by HermioneG11 reviews
On Hermione’s last night at Hogwarts she realizes how much the school has meant to her for the last seven years. After some nostalgic reflections and a sentimental conversation with her mentor, she finds some closure at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
When No One Cares, I Will Be No One by TartanLioness reviews
PG for swearwords, Nymphadora Tonks is tired of being reminded that she's clumsy and goes to the only person who never blamed her... Professor Minerva McGonagall... NOT AN NTMM ROMANCE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Minerva M., N. Tonks
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Trust me reviews
Harry has no choice anymore. He either gets help or dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Sometimes I love those twins! reviews
The Twins have an idea to make Minnie's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete