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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Glee.
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Infernal Ice by Arendelle Frost reviews
Elsa only wanted to protect the ones she loves from the powers she possesses. Little did she know that her worst nightmare would soon come true the moment she realizes she is carrying Jack Frost's child. And what happens when a certain Nightmare King comes back to haunt Elsa and the baby? It's up to Jack to protect his family against Pitch Black's unexpected return.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,085 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Big Hero Bonds by bunnikkila reviews
A series of one-shots focusing on pairs or small groups of characters hanging out and bonding - because really, that's one thing the movie needed a touch more of. Some spoilers.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 11/20/2014
Tales of San Fransokyo by Stormgirl415 reviews
Because between being geniuses, superheroes, and college students, the gang are also just people.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014
Getting along by Full-on-nerd reviews
Tony accidentally brings the Guardians of the Galaxy to Earth, injuring Peter Quill in the process and destroying their ship. Stranded on Earth and cooped up in Stark Tower, they think it can't get any worse. Until Thanos comes looking for the Tesseract- which is on Asgard. Or is it?
Crossover - Avengers & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Ain't No Mountain High Enough by silvanelf reviews
Fill for a prompt from the kink meme. Peter is captured by an old mark out for vengeance. Naturally, his friends don't take kindly to the situation. Peter whump and perhaps a hint of Peter/Gamora.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Wife Swap: the Cullens and the McClains by AussieGal20 reviews
Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
The Child's Name by Rose Lupus reviews
Rumpelstiltskin snatches a young Emma from her foster care home to manipulate her parents in a different world and time . He returns her, but there's a consequence he didn't forsee. Emma now knows exactly where she belongs, and she's heading to Storybrooke - 24 years ahead of schedule.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 27,063 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
The Princess and the Volatile Wolf by I'mAFirestarter reviews
Something went wrong in Lucy's leaving Narnia, maybe a hot headed shapeshifter and his friends can help Lucy. but is everything she has ever known about to ruin everything worth fighting for, or make it better for the lovers PaXLu Xover
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, Paul
Perfect by anakinlove reviews
To the Batman, all his little Robins are perfect.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
The Life of Mary Alice Brandon by JustMeAngrie reviews
This is the story of Mary Alice Brandon up to the moment she becomes a vampire.I know there are many versions of this on this site, but I am using The Offical Guide as my outline. Rated T.Please give me feedback good or bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Alice, Cynthia B. - Complete
I'm Gona Eat Your Brain by anakinlove reviews
A novel about the drama between a man Batman , a boy Robin , and a TV show which drastically altered both their lives.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Bruce W., Dick G. - Complete
Beth's Family Tree by TheatreGleek reviews
Beth's first grade teacher gets understandably confused by Beth's twisted family tree. Inspired by today's spoiler for 3x04.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Beth C. - Complete
Pickup Comebacks by Paige Elise Hale reviews
Embry tries some pick up lines on Paul's imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - [Paul, OC] Embry - Complete
The Family Pet by sacha-lee reviews
Emmett & Jasper buy the Cullen household some pets out of sheer boredum, what will happen when Bella comes over and learns of these new pets? ONE-SHOT. POST ECLIPSE.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The nonexistent disorder by sacha-lee reviews
What happens when Charlie finally notices that Edward had never eaten in front of him? He takes things into his own hands. ExB HUMOUR. I know anorexia is serious.... but I just couldn't help myself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shifting Tides by anakinlove reviews
When Nightwing gets kidnapped, Batman goes after him, but there is more to this kidnapping then there appears to be?
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,355 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
The Car Seat by anakinlove reviews
It's a Batman Robin and Nightwing fic who's title should speak for itself. T for language as usual.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Highway to Hell by anakinlove reviews
Batman hates road trips, especailly when the rest of the Justice Leauge and their kiddies come along for the ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Father's Day by anakinlove reviews
Dick and Tim decide to take Bruce out for some father's day festivities.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Lovely Anomaly by swim freak 9000 reviews
"Everyone knows the sweetest apples are found on the highest branches." A take on why Carlisle found Esme so extraordinary all those years ago, when she wandered in with a broken leg.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Daddy by anakinlove reviews
Robin has a little "slip of the tongue".
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Notes from the Bride: The Receiving Line by Lynx and Wolf reviews
Megamind and Roxanne just got married, and Gru brought his three daughters to the reception- by invitation, of course.
Crossover - Despicable Me & Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Gru, Megamind
The Justice League by anakinlove reviews
Robin finally gets Batman to let him visit the Justice League, but Superman wonders how much justice there is in letting a small child fight alongside Batman in his personal crusade.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Bedtime Stories by anakinlove reviews
Please Bruce, please read me a bedtime story. No. Please. Fine, I'll read you a bedtime story.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Beginning by anakinlove reviews
When little Dickie first comes...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Thinmints and Tagalongs by anakinlove reviews
Batman has his greatest fear. Well, here's Bruce Wayne's.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Needles by anakinlove reviews
When Roy stumbles into Bruce's arms, needing some healing, the caped crusader can't help but comply.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
20 Donts for Jasper Cullen by theonlymusicgeek reviews
title says it all. enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Daddy's Little Corcoran by Make You Feel Unpretty Too reviews
Beth Corcoran, 16, loses her Mother and Has To Move In With Mr. and Mrs. Puckerman. Little Does she know...She is a Puckerman too.Beth faces her teenage Struggles, and her New Parents Face the struggles of Telling her the truth...R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Beth C.
Play Date by anakinlove reviews
The Justice League can handle the combined forces of the Legion of Doom but how about the combined forces of their nine year old charges?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Awkward Conversations by anakinlove reviews
But Batman, what if Clayface was my pants?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Driving Home by anakinlove reviews
"Batman, i'm hungry and i'm bored. Can we go to McDonalds, I want a chicken Mcnugget." "No, we are not going to McDonalds." "Please,Please Please Please Please." "Alright, fine i'll take you to Mcdonalds if it'll keep your mouth shut for ten minutes."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Richard G./Robin, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Needs Met by anakinlove reviews
I always knew I needed Bruce, but I never understood why Bruce needed me. That is, until that one day, when Robin almost took his last flight.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Bella's Boredom by Theonewhostandsout reviews
Imagine this everyone's gone hunting execpt for Emmett and Jasper 3 days and Bella is being kidnapped by Em and Jazz for that time and all is insane & Emmet's duck obsession. And Edward's Diary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Emmett
My Little Niece by TheLittlePenguin reviews
A house full of vamps with Jasper and Renesmee.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,993 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jasper
Aro Hates Hippies by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Third in the Aro Hates series* When Gabi has to return to the hippies, a secret about Aro's past will be reavealed that will change everyone's lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Aro
The Time Puck Knew too Much About Twilight by eyesofgarnet reviews
"You walked into a twelve year old girl's fist." AU, also featuring the amazing Mike Chang
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Aro Hates Vegetarians by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Sequal to Aro Hates Youtube* Our favorite hippy is back and this time she is going to Forks with the Cullens!Whatever happens next is not going to be good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Aro - Complete
How to skip class: Cullen Style by InMyOwnWords reviews
This is how the Cullens get out of that boring, tedious place we call school.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/4/2007
20 pranks by BleedingFlames reviews
This is just a list containing the 20 pranks Jasper and Emmett did to the Cullens and the Wolves during April Fools' day
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Tea Time With Mrs Nesbitt by SarahCullen17 reviews
I walked to my daughter's room, expecting to find Nessie reading or playing with her dolls. What I saw was Emmett in a tutu." Humorous and cute, featuring Nessie, Mama, Daddy, Uncle Em, and Uncle Jazzy. One-shot. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Aro Hates Youtube by Its Good To Be The King reviews
Aro finds a video on Youtube of someone making fun of him. What happens when he tracks said person down and finds out about Twilight? Parody but will be Alec/OC later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Aro - Complete
Emmett's Pet by SweetLouise reviews
Emmett gets a pet... and Bella learns why he shouldn't own animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Overprotective Charlie by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella is sleeping at the Cullens house when Charlie pays a visit the next day to make sure Bella is sleeping with Alice and not her boyfriend. How will the Cullens trying to act human go? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elite by Miekje1199 reviews
Edward leaves Bella pregnant. But she is not allone. Some other vampires found her in the forest and are very special... First Fanfic and I suck at summaries. So please give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella
Time Warpinator by Becca962 reviews
HIATUS The Cullen's have accidentaly created a new vampire, Kevin. Kevin has the power to travel back in time. How can Emmett have fun with this power? Sequel to Reunion Gone Wrong, but will make sense without it. Multi chapter. Will be funny! OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Emmett
My Date, a Two Year Old by Random Dramatic Comedy reviews
Sometimes Quil really wishes the girl he imprinted on wasn't two years old. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire - Complete
TWILIGHT OATH by Ally-Kat98 reviews
IT IS THE TWILIGHT OATH! DUH!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Potato Sack by Insanity-Chaser reviews
ONE SHOT Emmett kidnaps Bella while Edward's away! WARNING includes a potato Bella, stupid Emmett, the Cullens as super-heroes and randomness! Rated S for stupidity, but still very funny! First fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
Renesmee's Puppies by ItachiDream reviews
Emmett gets an idea into lovable Nessie's head, and she has a dream about it. What type of ridiculas and bizare twilight fanfic did Itachi-dream come up with this time, well you have to read to find out! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Jello of Doom by Writting2StayHalfSane reviews
An evil voice is on the other end of Buddy's phone but Buddy doesn't realize that it is evil he just thinks it says funny words.
Elf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Buddy - Complete
Renesmee Questions by LoveAlwaysComplex124 reviews
Being the youngest is always hard because you miss out on things. Renesmee's fully grown in this story and she's starting to get curious about her family and her questions make them feel uncomfortable. T for mild suggestive themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Sparkly Part Deux by JustOnePogostick reviews
Because a little girl wants her big vampire uncle to be sparkly too.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Puppies! by panther1313 reviews
when the girls have a day out, Renesme is escorted by her father, uncles an Jacob to the mall and of course Jacob's influnce Edward swears the pet store!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin! by Becca962 reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Missing Daddy by PenName76 reviews
Renesmee wakes up to find Edward missing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Dear Parents Choosers by Latin Girl Writter reviews
One-shot. Six year old Dick writes a complain letter about his father, Bruce Wayne.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Loch Nessie Monster by Becca962 reviews
Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Joke's On Jasper! by Mandaorta reviews
Emmett plays an April Fool's Joke on Jasper! See What Happens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Jasper, Emmett
Vampires Don't Sleep by Mismatched.Harmony reviews
Emmett Cullen gets put into Bella's math class. Hilarity is guaranteed when Emmett "falls asleep" in class. slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
NO! Not winnie the pooh! by nattycullen reviews
Rosalie and Emmett decide to take Renesmee hunting but when Emmett chooses his pray...Renesmee isn't that happy...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Twilight BreakUp Letter by Shekiah Rosay reviews
If you are a Twilight fan who wants to break-up with her boyfriend, this is how it's done. Team Jacob and Team Edward installments!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Atlantis by Becca962 reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Emmett and his freakout list by Warrioroftheseventhstar reviews
Emmett is makeing a list of things he can do to freak his family out. But he also adds in Bella. He reaches into the dark places of his mind to make the list. But will the family find out that such a list is real? This is a ONESHOT! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Why Uncles Are Useful by whitereflections12 reviews
Problem with bullies? No one can fix that better than a nice, grizzly sized Uncle Emmett. Problems with an annoying guy you're not in the least interested in? Uncle Jasper can take care of emotions like NOBODY else. : This is just some misc. fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Too Much, Maybe? by beachbumyeahh reviews
Jasper, Alice, Renesmee, and a truck full of stuffed animals? First reaction? Alice’s idea; Alice started it. Wrong, so incredibly wrong. Drabble, fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Babysitting Crime & Punishmment by FocusBella reviews
With just one word, babysitter Emmett's day of football turns into Cinderella tea party.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Babysitting! Not again by grangertash reviews
Alice and Jasper take on the task of babysitting their favourite neice. Alice/Jasper/Nessie. Fluff :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Jasper tells joke by XxShadowFirexX reviews
Well, the title explaines it. My weak attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW! First Twilight fic so don't be mean Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Emmet, Edward, Jasper obviously. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
A Rose Like No Other by Amiiix3 reviews
A series of oneshots 'behind the scenes' in Twilight. Contains: Humor, Humor, Romance, and an extra dose of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Valentine's Day: BakeOff by Amiiix3 reviews
The Cullen family and Bella sit around, bored one Valentine's Day, when an idea finds its way into their midst. A Valentine's Day Bakeoff! Each member of the family attempts to retain their human cooking abilities in order to win the competition. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Emmet's New Pet by Vampiress19 reviews
I was really bored so I wrote this with help of some friends. I suck at summaries. This story is about Emmet and his new pet duck Quackers. It is COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
An Excess of Jello! by Amiiix3 reviews
Bella has a little too much JELLO and now she's lost. Edward gathers a search party, but why oh why must the Cullen house be so huge? Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Nuts by Amiiix3 reviews
Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Robin's Song by Nathan Perry reviews
Batman is working late, but Robin is tired.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
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Lima's vampires reviews
Renesmee was imprinted on when she was two days old, she never had a choice of who to love, it was already made for her. But when she and her family move to Lima, Ness joins Glee club. She falls in love and breaks the imprint that has held her captive.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Finn H. - Complete
Lima's Vampires II reviews
As Renesmee and Finn's relationship grow, troubles arise, secrets are revealed, and a glee member is lost... SEQUEL TO "LIMA'S VAMPIRES"
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Finn H.
A Trip to the Mall reviews
Five year old Renesmee goes to the mall with her uncles Jasper and Emmett to buy shoes. Harmless right? WRONG! Long Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Emmett, Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie
All my love reviews
Carlisle kisses another woman and Esme catches him.Esme runs away and Carlisle immediately regrets his actions.Can he apologize before it's too late?Heartbroken that her grandma is gone,Renesmee goes hoping to find Esme,or will Esme find her?
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Carlisle
The Black Pearl's Grace reviews
Jack goes to visit Elizabeth and Will after getting his ship back.His visit turns into a extended stay after he meets his niece Grace,the daughter he would never have.When tragedy strikes,Grace wants revenge,and Jack needs help raising a teenager.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Rosalie's ideas on how to get rid of Samantha reviews
No one in Renesmee's family really likes her best human friend Samantha. Especially her aunt Rosalie, so Rose decides to make a list on how to get rid of Samantha, without her niece knowing. second character Samantha. OC
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Rosalie - Complete