Author has written 20 stories for Bleach, Supernatural, Avengers, and Star Trek: 2009.
I am a writer at heart and I'm also a reader. I love reading every story I can get my hands on.
Profile Info For Those of You That Care:
I'm a girl, the nickname Sarge does not mean I'm a guy!
I do not understand mainstream review terms. I'm a small town girl people, and I don't watch TV, don't play video games.
I most read, sketch, and write.
deviantart: same as this account. (It has my artwork for these stories.)
When Mikey talks, the world stops in disbelief.
When Frank talks, the world smiles at his adorableness.
When Ray talks, the world has to restrain itself from touching his afro.
When Gerard talks, the world had better shut the fuck up, because I wanna listen!
This is my ray gun. See? Isn't it beautiful? (If you're a Killjoy you should paste it on your profile too!)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends Vs Friends
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.
A friend will push you in a spinny chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.
A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?
A friend asks for the cookie, A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Insert cookie here
A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.
A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.
A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you
A friend will tutor you, a Best Friend will let you cheat of their paper.
A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will be waiting in the car for you
A friend will ask for a ride home, a Best Friend will steal your keys
A friend will say “I feel so sorry for you” when you’re in a fight with your parents, a Best Friend will be tending to your bloody knuckles
A friend will call only up till 8 p.m. and not before 7 a.m., a Best Friend has you on speed dial and will call at midnight
A friend will address your parents proper, a Best Friend calls them family!
A friend will help you clean up a mess, a Best Friend will help you hide the bodies.
A friend will help you if you’re in too deep, a Best Friend will be right by your side, making sure the both of you get away with it.
Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (So true...)
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'Should she be paired with _ or _')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Call me crazy because talking to yourself is the first sign of craziness.')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'What do you think about so and so?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (Come on people, how hard is it to get a soda and a candy bar?)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(HELL YEAH)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.( Yeah, pretty sure I got it. Five people have agreed I probably have it.)
People think you have A.D.D.( why does everyone think that)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (sure, it can give you awesome battle instinct!)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.(I really need to stop doing that)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (HELL YEAH, not really but still!)
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
96 out of 100 teenage girls would have a heart attack if they saw Edward Cullen on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're one of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him off yourself.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
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