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Joined 04-23-11, id: 2868732, Profile Updated: 07-15-11
Author has written 7 stories for Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Red Eye, and Sunshine.

Hey I'm ninjapoke, the hopeful author of the not so far away future. My interests include Batman Villains, writing, reading, watching movies, and sleeping :

Check out my deviantART: Wheaties13!!!

I've done a few co-writes and i will probably do more. When they are posted under the other authors name, i will keep them here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7081821/1/Because_Its_Fun

I dont really plan ahead in my writing but i simply write what come's to me. I also tend to get ahead of myself by writing the end first. So let that be your warning. I also have a horrible attention span. I can keep a story going but i will also start like five others by the time I'm done. I will only start those, usually, and will continue the one's with most promise after the main project is complete.

So my current projects consist of: Apprentice, You Don't Own Me, and Arkham Boys. Sorry Raggedy Ann lovers but that story is on ice for a while until i come up with the motivation to completely re start it.

TV? Ummmmm... I honestly read more then i watch tv but Smallville is beast. I went through a mini depression when it ended. Vampire Diaries are alright but the plot is starting it go down hill a little bit, kinda like a the books (please don't kill me for saying that). I watch Young Justice and have seen every episode of the Justice League/Unlimited. I am a total nerd.

Movies? This is a long list so bare with me. Every Die Hard they have ever made. ( I LOVE YOU BRUCE WILLIS! YIPIE KIE YAY MOTHER F*CKER) The Dark Knight, both Transformers, almost any Bruce Willis movie, I will also watch most movies with Robert Downy Jr. or Johnny Depp... wow that just reminded me of how much I love Iron Man and Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Harry Potter (my favorites are 3 and 5) TWILIGHT! (JK I hate the movies but the books were pretty good) I guess i should add some comedies so: Date Night, Grown Ups, the Proposal (love you too Ryan Reynolds!), the Green Hornet, and, as if i have to say it, the Hangover. I also feel compeled to include almost ever Disney Animated classic (little mermaid, lion king, 101 Dalmatians, need i go on?) along with every Pixar movie.

Books? Hmmm, tricky. Hunger Games were amazing along with the Harry Potter books, like i already said, twilight was alright, the Looking Glass Wars are up there. I strongly recommend them. *stares at her book case for answers* ummm the first few Vampire Diaries were good reads but the plot just crashes after that. OH! and the my blood approves series. those were good.

Here is a list of badass things i would love the excuse to say and yes, most of them i made up:

"The world is a stage. Get the hell out of my spotlight."

"Only in my world does Laughter start with an S and dream rhyme with scream."

So apparently the whole laughter with an s in front of it is hard to figure out for some people... it spells slaughter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"It is not your friends who define you, but your enemies." and then if nessisary... "So what the hell does that make Batman?"

"Get off my lawn you crazy kids!" Lol, i can not wait until i am a crazy old lady!

I love love to sing! I will belt out the chorus to tons of songs. I'm siging as im wirting this. I'm more into the older stuff from when i was younger... soft rock was the best. Pop is alright depending on who is singing it. I will never forgive Kattie Perry for singing Firework. i cringe everytime it comes on the radio.

Anyway, keep dancing through life everybody! If you know what that's fun i will love you forever!

PS. I do not flame! I dont think bashing somebody is apropreate. If you dont have anything nice to say, yada yada yada. I will use constructive criticism though and ask that you treat me with the same respect. Thanks!

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Over The Cuckoo's Nest by keyblader13 reviews
Angela Stone is a 19 year old English major at Gotham University that's lived a life too sheltered for Gotham City. Jonathan Crane is bored and searching for a new victim. What happens when this deadly game of cat and mouse escalates to something more?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - J. Crane, J. Blake
Blood and Diamond Book 1: Debut by QuetheStitchBear reviews
Blood and Dimond are insane sisters with a strong hate for Lex Luthor and a love for crazies. It's time for halarious revenge! GraysonxOC
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,579 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Matching Wits by Short-Circuited reviews
Friendships seem to last forever among people who have been together for a while. Friendships can last through "most" hardships and obstacles. How had this friendshsip come about between two completely different people? Riddler/OC Will be contiuned soon
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2011 - E. Nigma - Complete
Elevator by NicolinaN reviews
Edited and being reposted with a late gift. Chistmas mood won't find its way to Lisa's heart this year. Instead of wrapping up gifts and singing carols with her loved ones, she has just tried to stab a pen into the throat of a certain manager. AU. LxJ.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,133 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Silent Scream by Chelsey Nova reviews
God, he loves it when she screams.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
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Deserving of Death reviews
A young Riddler meets a man who is deserving of death. A short drabble
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Toxin reviews
A brand new batch of fear toxin has just been completed. Now all Dr. Crane needs to do is test it. He does lack one thing, though. A test subject. One-shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Three Brothers reviews
A week before the Icarus II crew leaves for their journey, two last relatives come pay them a visit and everyone is a little shocked. Batman Begins/Dark Knight/Red Eye/Sunshine crossover
Crossover - Red Eye & Sunshine - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Jack R., Capa - Complete
Apprentice reviews
No one lives forever and the Gotham Rogues have realized this. But does their eventual demise have to mean the end of their legacies? The Joker doesn't think so. So what happens when Gotham's most wanted get Apprentices? Cowritten with QuetheStitchBear.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,190 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011
You Don't Own Me reviews
She didn't belong at Arkham, but try telling the law that. Now could anybody tell her what she did to earn the Rogues undivided attention? Warning: OC NOT A MARRY SUE!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011
The Doctor Is In reviews
A poem about what happens during Dr. Jonathan Crane's experiments and the part that the Scarecrow and his 'patient' play in it all. Rated because of paranoia.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Arkham Boys reviews
What happens when Harvey Dent, Jonathan Crane, and the Joker get locked up in Arkham together and make their own little 'club? Three is a lonley number... Will they be able to create a new villan to join said club? Now thats an enigma.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Crane, Joker
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