Author has written 11 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Invader Zim, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Spy vs Spy, Happy Tree Friends, Smurfs, and Jhonen Vasquez.
I'm Freakazette Raven and I am new to the fanfic webiverse! After visting this website for a long time, I have been inspired to finally join the fanfiction world. I hope to make people laugh mostly and you probaly won't see much drama stuff.
Some things to know-
Name: Sorry, not telling! You can call me Freakazette, Freak Rav., Freaky, or FR
Smurf name: Snickers Smurfette. (I was surfing the web and found a name generator! XD)
Friends on Fanfic: Lin36bffbecca, Invader ShadowWolf, and GirLover42
Fav. singers: Avril, Miranda Cosgrove, Pink, and Simple Plan.
Fav. subject: ELA and science
Activities: Swimming, trumpet, tennis, cartoon drawing, writing, and piano.
Fav. books: Percy Jackson, Warriors, Cirque du Freak, Savvy, The Graveyard book, Seekers, Dork Diaries, etc... (i luv 2 read :D)
... I could write alot more but then you would be bored! ;)
Well, That is pretty much it... Please enjoy my stories and thamk you for taking the time to read!
Fav. cartoons/ TV Shows: Freakazoid, Invader Zim, Worlds dumbest, All worked Up, etc.
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Gotten from : TheAwesomenessThatIsMe12222...thanks for sharing! :)
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
You know how some people say family is only blood realation? They are wrong, family is everyone who:
1. cares about you
2. Thinks about your health.
3. Get's you in ttrouble, bu then gives you a big hug.
4. Loves you know matter what.
5. Will stand by you.
6. Will probaly go out and buy a pair of handcuffs just so you won't have to be apart.
7. Will drag you into the most crazy situations.
8. Will be a shoulder to cry on.
9. Will try to make you laugh like crazy.
10. Will always be there to go through lifes struggles, side by side.
` This goes out to all of my sisters and brothers especially Lin36bffbecca! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! :)
You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.
4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.
5. You talk in third person.
6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)
10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.
11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...
12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.
13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.
14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.
15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.
16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.
17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.
18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.
19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.
20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!
Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because some guy slipped on a banana peel and fell on his a*. Even got a spork or two embedded in there.
If you like ZATR, copy and paste this to your profile.
If the Earth was Conquered by something, i rather be conquered by zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
copy and paste this to your profile if you say "I DIDNT DO IT" whenever someone calls your name
If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually, I've wanted to do MUCH worse to a certain person. cough cough Justin Sparks cough)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hm. I think I haven't. maybe I should check again.)
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT? (ISH MAH SQUIRREL! HI SQUIRREL! HI-*falls in a hole*)
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point. )
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list! asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, GirsWaffles22 Freakazette Raven
If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile. (Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!)
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. (Awwwwww. DX)
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...)
If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22
Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is SILVER. (YAY!)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If at first you don't succeed, PIE!
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, Invader Kat 27, GirsWaffles22
If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If thou art a Shakespere nerd, copy and paste this onto yonder profile.
If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.
If you don't believe that James and Sirius were bullies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Sirius died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile.
Do you think I'm crazy? Copy and paste this to your profile if you do.
If you are lazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love possums, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've always wanted to meet Secretagentbob, copy and paste this to your profile.
I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.
Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.
Thanks to TheAwesomenessThatIsMe12222 for this list! lol!*
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! I like Peanut butter! The cow says shazuuu!! How come ticks tick me off? Ah just go stick your head in a toaster!!! We can do it if we just believe in faires! NUTTBUNNIES!!!! If you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own.