Kyo Kun 4ever
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Joined 04-23-11, id: 2868846, Profile Updated: 08-04-12
Author has written 3 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Shugo Chara!, and Maximum Ride.

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No one awakens in the morning and thinks that they will die that day. Not a saint or a sinner. Not even a condemned killer. We all know we're mortal, and yet we all believe we'll live forever."

Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.

Woah! You Almost Forgot To Press Anon. Wouldn't Have Been So Tought Then,
Would You? Imagine What Would Have Happened If Your Best Friend Knew It Was You
Making Her Depressed And Wanting To Cut! Getting Hate Isn't Fun, It Isn't
Glamorous, It Isn't Funny, It Doesn't Make You Feel Good. It Might Make You Feel
BIG But It Makes Around 13 Million Teenagers And Children A Year Feel small. So
Next Time Y...ou Think About Sending Anonymous Hate. Remember A Few Things: 1.
It Feels So Much Better Knowing That You've Made Someone's Day, So Send
Something Nice, Something Kind, Something That You'd Like To Get Sent. 2. Hate,
No Matter How Small The Amount Or How Harsh It Is, Can Have REAL EFFECTS On REAL
PEOPLE! 3. Hate Can Always Be Traces Back To You, There Are Ways. 4. I Don't
Think You Want To Be Responsible For Someone's Suicide. So Please, All I'm
Asking, Is That You Think Before You Press Send. So Many Lives And Tears Could
Be Spared If People Would Stop CYBER BULLYING.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Sierra156,Kyo Kun 4ever

Any way,I love me some anime XD...I like Shugo Chara,Fruits Basket,Death Note,One Peice,Tsubasa(I think that's it's name), and Vampire Knight =.=Got a problem?

THIS IS SOMETHING I FOUND ON A FAVORITE STORY OF MINE!!

"I'm telling you this because I love you; you're a bitch"

"I'm feelin' the love =.="

FUNNY RIGHT?

RIGHT!!!??

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,

when I'm hot I'm black,

when I'm cold I'm black,

when I'm sick I'm black,

and when I die I'll be black. But...

When you were born you was pink,

when you are hot you are red,

when you are cold you are blue,

when you are sick you are green,

and when you die you'll be purple.

And you're calling me colored?

Paste this on your file if you're against racism.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

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Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mummy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she... went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees. A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there. 'Where's her daddy at?' She heard a boy call out. 'She probably doesn't have one,' another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, 'Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day.' The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her Mom, and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. 'My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know all about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories He taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone though you cannot see him. I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, Even though we are apart I know because he told me, He'll forever be in my heart' with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, feeling herwn heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years! For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life, doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, But its message clear and loud. 'I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a soldier and died just this past year when a roadside bomb hit his convoy and taught us all to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away.' And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise. A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. 'I know you're with me Daddy,' to the silence she called out. And what happened next, made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star and given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. Post this to let everyone know that our Soldiers will never be forgotten If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in a hurry and that you've forgotten your friends. Take the time...to live and love. Until eternity

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son.
People call her a sluut but, no one knows she was raaped at age 14.
People call another guy fat, no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People
call an old man ugly, no one knows he experienced a serious injury to
his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. We can stop all types of bullying today!
That
girl you just called ugly? she spends hours putting on make-up. That
girl you just called fat? she went to ER because she's overdosing on
diet pills. That boy you made fun of for crying? his mother is dying as
you speak. Are you a bully? Do you thumbs-down these messages? I'm not
trying to be mean but maybe you don't know the whole story. Before you
make fun of some one, get the whole story.
He-lllll-oooo!
Like Stop It With Those Coin Scams And Fake Death Stories!
Did You Like Know That Like Little Girls Play I-Dressup to?
They Are Like Messing Up I-Dressup and Like The Freaken Point Of This Game!
Like Stop It Now Or I Will Like Really Get On Your Nerves, And I Will Like Report You!
Thanks 4 Listening!!

a black man came to a club one night, and the white man told him he cant come in cause yr coloured!
so
the black man said when im sick im black when im dead im black when im
when im sea-sick im black but when yr sick yr GREEN when yr dead yr BLUE
when yr sea-sick yr PURPLE and you have the nerve to call me
coloured!!!!
POST THIS ON YR WALL AND BLOG AND EVERY-SINGLE GAME, TOGETHER WE CAN STOP RECISIM!!!!!!!!!
STOP THE SCARY STORIES!
I DONT THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE UNDER STAND THAT THEY ARE SCARING A LOT OF THE YOUNGER KIDS!
I BET MOST OF THEM ARE SLEEPING WITH THEIR PARENTS.
(AND THE COIN SCAMS DO NOT WORK ,THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME)
I JUST WANT TO STOP ALL OF THAT BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND!
THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE POSTING THE SCARY STUFF SHOULD BE A SHAMED OF YOUR SEVLES!
IM GLAD THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE HELPING STOP THIS STUFF!
YOUNGER
KIDS DONT BE SCARED BECAUSE EVERY THING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT, AND IF
YOU SEE ANY THING LIKE THAT JUST REPORT IT INSTEAD OF POSTING IT ALL
OVER THE PLACE!
THE REASON WHY IM SAYING THIS BEACAUSE THE PROBLEM IS ALMOST CLEARED UP.
I DONT SEE A LOT OF SCARY STORIES ANY MORE.
SO PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING BY REPORTING ANY SCARY THING YOU SEE.
ALL OF THOSE SCARY CHAIN LETTERS (Eample: if u dont post this message, kathy will find you) ARE NOT TRUE!
IF U ARE A LITTLE GIRL ( A.K.A: 8 OR UNDER) THERE IS NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF BECAUSE THOSE CHAIN LETTERS ARE NOT TRUE!
AND I CAN PROVE IT TO U!
I HAVE READ A BILLION OF THEM AND NOTHING HAPPENED!
(THE
FIRST TIME I EVER READ THAT CHAIN LETTER I WAS CRYING (F.Y.I was about
8) ISLEPT WITHMY WHOLE TEDDY BEAR COLLECTION THINKING THAT KATHY WILL
COME AND k*L ME!)
HERE ARE THE STEPS:
1) COPY AND PASTE AS MANY
OF THOSE GOOD CHAIN LETTERS (like the ones that say stop it with those
coin scams... one thing to all spammers... stuff like that)
2)DONT EVER LISTEN TO THEM, THEY ARE JUST NONSENSE!
3)AVOID THEM AS BEST AS YOU CAN
4) REPORT THEM!
And
PLEASE THERE IS NOTHING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT BECAUSE I DONT SEE MANY OF
THEM AROUND, SO THAT MEANS THE PROBLEM HAS ALMOST CLEARED UP!
How come we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie]?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to talk about anything else?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin,

Yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are expanding?

Why is it so easy to purchase beer and drugs?

But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity?

Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity?

But very difficult to engage with God?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Repost this as "dont read this if ur immature ...seriously"

The Lord said:

If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father(got this off of http://www.i-dressup.com/girls/makeovers/Emo_Look.php)

Okay so I am an Athiest but seriously that right there for all you so called Christians out there...Why?

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask "what was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob, bibliocrazed, Shikiangel CerEbow, vampgirl8, xXDana-SasakiXx, JosephineDark,Kyo Kun 4ever

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Can't fight anyhow...just start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it.")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave em' in the middle)

So rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, but paper beats rock? Alright how about this, you hold a paper in front of your face and I'll throw a rock at you, then we'll see which wins. Copy and paste this to your profile if you have never understood the game rock, paper, scissors.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fanfiction is out to get you by making these profile hard to keep straight, copy and paste this to your profile (And let the evil continue)

okay, so there not as funny as i led you to believe but I still got u to read them, right? my work is done.

:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."(holy shit i peed my pants reading this)

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.

2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President.

What to Do During an Exam

1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.
6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.
7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).
16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. ACT spazzy.
25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.
30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.
36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam.
37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. DRESS like the professor.
43. CROSS-DRESS.
44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam.
45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
P.S. Don't actually do this during a test; it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record (If you're still in school, that is).

(i laughed my ass off of that on that one )

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

Attention! I need you to pay attention!

When I first started reading fanfiction, I had no idea what those fanfiction terms were. I was like, WTH! What the HECK does this mean! Raise your hand if you've been through this when you started reading fanfiction. *raises hand*

So here's a list of common terms found in fanfiction (If you already know, sorry but I suffered of I-have-no-idea syndrome.)

A/N= author's note

Lemon= sex

Lime= sexual content

Collab= collaboration

OC= original character

OOC= out-of character

Flame= harsh criticism (Don't get mad. If someone flames you, it means your story truely sucks and you need to improve. _)

POV= point of view

SI= self insert

Slash= gay/lesbian couple pairing (IDK if I'm right or wrong on this particular one)

Crack Fic= crazy, rediculous, or random fan-fiction, similar to the drug

Fluff= devoid of angst and light-hearted romance

Deathfic= a fan-fiction where a character dies

Bandfic=where the characters are in a music group or band

Songfic= when the plot comes from a song, it's called a songfic

Fandom= a group of people who like a specific story, character, game, etc.

Canon= original material such as a character's name or their family members

Fanon= facts, situations, or events that the author might have made up and wasn't really in the story

R&R= rate and review (read and review)

AU= set in a different universe than the real story (alternate universe)

AH= all characters are human (all-human)

AR= the story is in the same universe, but the facts of the whole story are different (alternate reality)

AT= when the story takes place in a different time than the real story [medival instead of present] (alternate timeline)

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or my-space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No.

Girl:Do you like me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No.

Girl: Choose-me or your life?

Boy: my life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH, your wish has just been received. Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you happen to still talk to your imaginary Friend and occasionally punch him/her because they are know it alls copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely PEED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, or have one and want to get rid of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace/Facebook, copy this onto your profile.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace/Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

f you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever been on one train of thought but got distracted for a few seconds and forgot what it was, copy and... what was i doing?

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, Sabri naDaphne13, iizninja, book phan44 MaxKatnissPotter Maggie ride

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

'Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.' -Anonymous (dedicated to SdA)

'Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.' -Anonymous

'Saving is the best. Especially when your parents have done it for you.' -Annymous

'The road to success is always under construction.' -Lily Tomlin

'A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.' -Anonymous

'Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.' -George Burns

'If your boss is getting you down, look at him/her through the prongs of a fork and imagine him/her in jail.' -David Brent

"Buckingham Palace. Where the Queen lives. And Mr.Queen."-Nudge in StWaOES

'Nudge thought. "Jessica," she decided. "Jessica Miranda Alicia Tangerine Butterfly." She looked pleased her name, and smiled at me.' -Nudge in StWaOES

'They turned to Angel. "And we will call you the little one." the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense the whole confusing name thing. "Okay," Angel said agreeably. "I'll call you guy in a white Lab Coat." That can be his Indian name." I suggested.' -Chinese scientist dude, Angel, and Max in StWaOES

"Let's get out of here," I muttered. "An Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max in TAE

"People tell me I 'over exaggerate'. I call it imagination."-Me after telling the story of how I(possibly, not really...) broke Miles' arm.

"Hey Maggie? Does it look like my toe is falling off?"- Miles

'Max:Miles you don't think of anyone but yourself!

Miles:That's not true! Sometimes I think of mashed potatoes!'-Max and Miles

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If You Would Check Out My Story And Reveiw It, I Would Appreciate It. I Will Read YOur Stories And Reveiw Back.

-kyo kun 4ever

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your straight isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS: - Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I think I like you. _ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Touching on the Butt: Your fun. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. _ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. _ REQUIREMENTS: - Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. _ IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: - and can't get them out of your head. - then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. - Repost this as "WHAT EACH KISS MEAN


"REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?


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True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max's went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it up.Now she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these starcrossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,574 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Uncharted Territory by Nicole4211 reviews
Lucy gets a notice that her apartment will be undergoing renovations and has to stay with Natsu for a while. Strange thoughts start to plague her and she has to fight her bodies response to the man she considers her best friend during an adventure they hadn't planned on going on.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,095 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Waiting for you by ArtsyNinja3 reviews
[HIATUS] Amu and Kukai have been best friends since childhood. Amu loves Kukai, but he rejects her, not wanting to ruin their friendship. Amu will try anything to get him to love her, even if it means waiting for him.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
My Escape by Moka Mint reviews
14 year-old Amu has just escaped from her home, while she finds herself saved my the hottest guy she had ever seen. She agrees to stay at his house, but finds herself falling for him...This is where the romanticism begins...Kukamu
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Amu H., Kūkai S.
Maximum Spy by Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia reviews
(Currently rewriting) Max, Iggy and Nudge are secret agents. After Max gets hurt, they get relocated. Max has to face the biggest mission yet... True Love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
A Day in Detention by outcarnate reviews
High school AU. Beneath her sunlight is a storm, and beneath his armor is a little boy crying for his father.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
My Pink Haired Bastard of a Neighbour by noviceinlife reviews
What's Lucy to do when she gets locked out of her house? Go and ask one of her neighbors for help. However, she didn't expect to meet her new neighbor when stranded outside her house, wearing clothes that are too revealing for her liking. Is he going to help her? Or is she going to punch the bastard in the face?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Princess and The Salamander by LaynaPanda reviews
When a Pink talking Salamander comes and makes Lucy believe it's one of those Fairy Tales, will she get a happily ever after? -NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Meeting You by ClumsyMustache reviews
Because he didn't regret one minute of knowing her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Love's Beat by lovelysakura99 reviews
As he was behind his turntables and computers, his head bobbing to music, his red headphones matching his pinkish hair, his toothy smile and his eyes shining, Lucy couldn't find something more beautiful. / Companion fic to "Scandalous" / NaLu with some Gruvia and hints of GaLe
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Hot Tamales by ClumsyMustache reviews
Because who would've thought she'd meet her soul mate at a laundromat?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
in another world by Hikari1127 reviews
In an alternate reality, Natsu is a celestial spirit, and Lucy is still a Celestial Spirit mage. What else is different? It only gets weirder. —AU, NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Letters To You by ClumsyMustache reviews
Lucy comes back after the tenrou accident to find there's internet now. She gets herself one and finds she already has messages? And it's from a man from a whole different dimension! ―edonatsuxlucy?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Edo Natsu, Lucy H. - Complete
Fragile by walkthemoon17 reviews
She's been diagnosed with heart disease. He's lost his sight in a tragic accident. Both of their lives are in shambles. They're an unlikely pair, but they make it work. (Penname formerly XxPerfectImperfectionxX) Complete.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Falling for the cell phone stranger by LaynaPanda reviews
Is it possible to fall in love with a cell phone stranger who might have stolen your phone? —NatsuxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Party by ClumsyMustache reviews
Because when you're a loser and the captain of the soccer team offers to kiss you, can you really say no?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Phone Call by ClumsyMustache reviews
Lucy's missing her phone when suddenly Levy get's a call-from HER cellphone! Why does this man have her phone and where did he find it? How do you fall for someone's voice?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Vanished by Emerald Tide reviews
It's nearly impossible for humankind to disappear just because you wished for it. It's even harder for your archenemy to be the only survivor of said wish - but that's exactly what happens to Rima. Now, the two must try to bring humankind back while coming to terms with their emotions and later making the most important decision of their lives. And the worst is still yet to come.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,448 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Five by Miss Pavalova reviews
AU; Because five was all it took to tell their story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,555 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Her sun by 89niners-best-team-ever reviews
"Lucy, when I die, I want to be part of the sun. That way, I can be the light that will lead Lucy into the darkness. And be the warmth during the cold days." Life and times of Lucy. One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Enough is enough by ClumsyMustache reviews
Lucy had been the new girl, but that had been months ago. So why were people still picking on her? Natsu had been a bystander, but he's sick of seeing her cry. Enough is enough.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Hormones by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
/"I said caramel coated pickles and tuna! Not chocolate covered sushi!" "B-but Lucy, you did..." "Shut up! It's all your fault I'm like this!" "Aye..."/ The lesson learned? Pregnant women are always right. And best not to argue with them either for the safety of your manhood. NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
The Little Perks by Armageddon Angel reviews
Lucy has learned that there are some perks that come with dating the Fire Dragon Slayer, Natsu Dragneel
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/3/2013 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] - Complete
Fairy Academy by bitofawriter10 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia is about to start her final year of high school when her father sends her to the prestigious boarding school, Fairy Academy. She needs to study hard in order to get into the college of her dreams. How will her new school distract her, or will her dream change? "You're special, Luce. You have the talent to do whatever you want," Nalu plus others
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,718 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Summer's Tone by lovelysakura99 reviews
She kept reminding those summers, full of sun, warmth and fun. She kept remembering of him. Her summer. Her Natsu. / AU NaLu and others
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Muscle Pain by Miss Moonstache reviews
Levy and Gajeel are doing a research in the Guild's library when they hear some... intriguing noises.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
If Only I Lived In Dragon Years by abbeyabbey reviews
Lucy makes her way to the forest to visit him, just like she did every year. NaLu. One-Shot. Very slight-AU.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Good to be Home by SanseiAme reviews
"I was worried," she whispered between sobs. "I was so scared that you weren't going to come back, that I was never going to see you again." Natsu sighed and cupped her cheek. "Lucy, look at me. I'm still here. I'll always be here." Lucy sniffled and reached up to grab his wrist. "Promise?" A gentle smiled curled onto his lips. "I promise. I'm not going anywhere." NaLu oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Love by SanseiAme reviews
"I just kissed my best friend..." he said slowly, as if trying to convince himself that it was really happening. Lucy smiled. "And?" Natsu looked up at her, his obsidian eyes drilling into her brown ones, making her heart spasm. He inched closer, resting his forehead against hers. "And... I think I'm in love with her." NaLu oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Dragon Princess - ドラゴンプリンセス by xX.ShadowDragonSlayer.Xx reviews
Lucy comes back after training for 4 years, but for 2 years she keeps her identity hidden. Until she challenges the pink haired dragon slayer she reveals herself. After being back for awhile they leave for the Grand Magic Games, it is also revealed that not only the dragon slayers from Fairy Tail but Sabertooth's Sting and Rogue can sense it to. RE-WRITING
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Realization by Crayola Hearts reviews
Lately there had been a lot of moments where he'd feel strange whenever someone mentioned her name. He'd asked Lily about it once, but the answer he'd gotten rendered him into a fit of laughter. There was no way, not in hell or on earth, that he, Gajeel Redfox, could fall for Levy McGarden.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
First Kiss by LaynaPanda reviews
Because having your partner take your first kiss in public isn't embarrassing. -NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/5/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Misunderstanding by OneSolution reviews
"What were you doing in Lucy's bed!" Gray asked, shaking him back and forth. "I slept with her!" It was just a huge misunderstanding. NaLu. Oneshot. Bonus Chapter up.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
study hard kids by moon strut reviews
Friends help you study. Best friends vandalize your notes with lewd comments about the girl you kindamaybe like. —natsu&lucy, gray, gajeel, bro!ship
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H., Gajeel R., Gray F. - Complete
The Pocky Challenge by LaynaPanda reviews
Valentine's Day is coming up and Mirajane takes this as a perfect chance to get some couples together. -NALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Ugly by Elselbellkell reviews
He had meant it to be a compliment but the look Lucy gave was telling Natsu he had said the wrong thing. "It's not my breasts I want people to marry, you moron!" Lucy screeched. It's Valentine's Day. Lucy is pissed, Natsu is confused. Randomness ensues. Oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Vows by GreenEmeraldGirlxoxo reviews
"I object!" When I stopped their wedding for a few seconds, I felt horrible. But I couldn't stop myself from speaking. In my heart, however, I knew there was no possible chance of him leaving with me. NaLu/NaLi
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
electroshock by moon strut reviews
I'll let you lick the chocolate off my finger. —natsu&lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
10 presents for 10 years by Laze0 reviews
Short romance. First FT fanfic. "Lucy. I'm sorry for disappearing for a month but I wanted to make this day special since it was your birthday and I didn't do anything for our ten year anniversary of when we first met." Lucy smiled, "I remember beating you up when I asked you if you knew what day it was and you ran to the bathroom with wide eyes and returned with a tampon."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Dragon's Treasure by DarkMoonChild14 reviews
Natsu and Lucy are having a little argument about fairy tales. Lucy insists that the perfect fairy tale ending is when the prince rescues the princess from the fearsome dragon and eventually live happily ever after. Natsu argues that the prince is just a tight-wearing sissy pants. Lucy dares Natsu to prove that dragons are not the bad guys. What will he do to prove himself? NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
YOU WHAT! by BlackLynx17 reviews
Sometimes it really does pay off to have super dragon hearing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Adventure of a Romance Novel by LeeSUP reviews
Natsu asks Lucy to read a romance novel to him. What could go wrong with that? Or…what could go right?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Starry, Starry Night by dogsrplayful reviews
Fang and Max slip out in the middle of the night to show their love for one another. Lemons, Max/Fang. Reviews, please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fang, Max
Night World: Annie by killerbee07 reviews
Mary- Lynnette is an 11 year old orphan, and Ash is the newphew of the millionaire who has taken her in for the winter holidays. Young love blooms and fates collide- read and review!
Night World series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Mary-Lynette C., Ash R.
Beware of falling wardrobes by Chrys Stone reviews
There were other people who she was friends with, this shouldn't be such a big deal. People fall in love all the time, Cana went through boy friends like candy, so why couldn't Natsu have found someone for himself? And why did she feel the need to flee?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 154,144 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Her Secret by Yannami reviews
No way is Rima going to share her best friend, Amu, to Seiyo High's most elegant and beloved, Fujisaki Nadeshiko! What happens, though, when she discovers Nadeshiko's true and shocking secret- that 'she' is actually a boy named Nagihiko!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 98,803 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Maximum Agent by Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia reviews
SEQUEL TO MAXIMUM SPY! As Max, Iggy, Nudge and some new agents start their biggest mission yet, Fang, Gazzy and Angel start their search. And what happens when something odd shows up on an X-Ray for Max? T for swearing and violence. Fax later. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
Picking Favorites by Hachimisu reviews
When a game of truth-or-dare gets out of hand, Amu and Utau are both forced to do something they may not be ready for. Lots of lemons, Amuto and Kutau!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T., Kūkai S., Utau H.
Water Droplets by starsinjars reviews
If two share the same umbrella on a rainy day, what do you think happens under the cover of the rain? :AkuRoku Day:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Reasons by Asylum Survivor reviews
She was supposed to be dead and yet he was hearing her voice through the tapes, listing the reasons why she died.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Max, Fang
Starving For Perfection by WordsUnsaid reviews
Maximum Ride has a great life.. That is until her father starts calling her fat. Day by day, she starves herself. Trying to make herself society's idea of "perfect". When Fang comes into the picture, will he make her believe she is perfect and beautiful, or will society starve her to death?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Muted Candle by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
The Diary of a Dreamer by WordsUnsaid reviews
This is not your average story, it's a diary of a girl, by the name of Max. And she's very depressed. She's been giving a diary, a place to keep her wits. Will Max fill every page or will she die, with no one to save her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Max
Bathtime Blues by jackthepumpkin777 reviews
In which Amu decides to take a relaxing bath and Ikuto decides to interrupt it by joining her, replacing her rubber ducky.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Unrequited Love by b-isforblair reviews
You're fifteen years old and you think no one can break your heart like he does. [Yaya-centric/Kairi, older, au]
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Yaya Y., Kairi S. - Complete
The Reason Why by Xx.BiteMeh.xX reviews
"By the time you listen to this, I've been gone a whole day or two. Yep. I mean gone. And do you want to know why I'm gone? Because Fang, honey, you're the reason why." Loosely based off of Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Louder Than Words by Increasing Paranoia reviews
AU "You're telling me…that you think my five year relationship with Roxas is doomed because he never says I love you?" Because it's not about the words.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crazy, Stupid, Love by MoonlightMagic7 reviews
Oneshot; Caroline decides that she might as well give in all the way to Klaus's advances after an upsetting phone call
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Organization XIII Discovers Coffee by Unicorn of death reviews
Perhaps Nobodies shouldn't drink coffee - and perhaps I shouldn't discuss Kingdom Hearts with my little brother... Yaoi, swearing, consent issues, you know, the usual.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nagihiko the Cheater and Rima the Envious by NintaiKyouboku reviews
"Don't get me wrong. I hate Nagihiko. So why is it that when our lips touched, I didn't push him away?" Will Rima ever come to terms with her feelings for a certain crossdresser while watching an foreign exchange student flirt with him?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Always waiting for something more by BrokenWingsOfGold reviews
She was always waiting for something more, something better. Max has jumped from foster home to foster home all her life, with this one finally show her what love is? Fax! New version of always waiting.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Max
Wings of a Warrior by gigglesandbooks reviews
When Max moves to a new foster home, what happens when she meets Fang and the flock? Why her is new foster father acting strange? Story is good, pelase reveiw! FAX! Wings! R&R IS NOW COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,762 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Incomplete Romance by LovelyInsideAndOut reviews
My name is Mashiro Rima. I'm a homicide investigator. I have been ever since my cousin, Kusukusu was murdered. I wanted to help families who lost someone they loved. Recently, two new guys joined. I really hate the purple-haired one, my new partner.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Watch Me by smutgasm reviews
Hermione enjoys teasing her neighbor...but what if he gets fed up. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Cup of Coffee, Darling? by A Wish On A Star reviews
Nagihiko works at a coffee shop…and Rima loves the cappuccino there. "Did it hurt?" "Huh?" "When you fell from heaven, because you are an angel," "...Jesus Christ,"
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
Letters to Nagihiko by Haruka Sumairu reviews
017. Dear Cross-Dresser: Ever since you left for Europe, I've been thinking. How am I supposed to talk to you? So I decided to take the snail mail route to keep in contact. Not that I want to talk to you. Okay, maybe I do...sometimes.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
Love Through Acting by sweetjellypup reviews
To Amu's luck, she was accepted to permanently replace Utau Hoshina's role of the main female character of Japan's famous TV series, 'The Guardians.' Ikuto is the main male character, but he won't approve of Amu taking the role until she falls in love.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Just Cheesy by True Blue 123 reviews
Nagihiko has been trying to make Rima talk to him for months, watch as Nagihiko use cheesy pick up lines to make her talk to him.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M. - Complete
Rima's New Life by True Blue 123 reviews
Because of her mother's careless mistake, Rima Mashiro has been sent to a all boy boarding school, She meets new friends, new teachers and new everything,she thought everything was going okay until she meets a certain purple head.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Perpetual Love by goodbyemylonelynights reviews
-Weren't we just another two longhaired children with really messed up lives? I guess fate wanted it this way.- Rimahiko oneshot.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Heartbreak by monstaaa in ur closet reviews
Rima wanted a new life. So, as she's trying her best, she starts to fall in love with Nagihiko while trying to figure out his secrets. But why is everybody warning her it's a bad idea?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Alcohol, Antiseptics, & Coke Zero by startscribbling12 reviews
AU. I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Cause My Headphones Aren't Actually On by Isa Lunari reviews
Demyx confesses his 'maybe' love for Zexion. At the lunch table. When Zexion's only a few feet from him. But, it's okay, Zexion has his headphones on, right? Wrong. Zemyx Akuroku RiSo LarxNam T for swear words Highschool AU Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Say cheese! by dellums reviews
Demyx has a new hobby - photography. And he'll do just about anything to get a picture of his beloved Zexion smiling. Just one harmless, little picture! Rated T for mentioned adult themes. Happy Zemyx Day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Blind Date by dellums reviews
"Zexion, you are going to go out with this freak, and you are going to like it. Demyx, you succeed in making him gay, and we won't have any problems. Simple as that." In which Axel plays match-maker for his loser friends and Demyx eats a banana split the only way one really even can eat a banana split - with unintentionally sexual undertones.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Red Haired Schemer by lookiewhatwehavehere reviews
It's a pain in the ass when your so called best friend has actually stitched you up so that you have to talk to your long term crush. Yaoi Dexion/Zemyx with a cunning Axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Remember by Lovely Complex Girl reviews
His death was the beginning of my downfall. Insane? you don't know the word. Rimahiko Rated T
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Pants 'R' Us by Zenelly reviews
Demyx, an up-and-coming rock star, has tons of adoring fans. But he doesn't seem to care about his personal safety, so his best friends Axel and Roxas decide to put a stop to Demyx's carefree attitude towards his fans. By hiring a…stalker? Zemyx, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,094 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
I'd Give My Bones by theswisswereright reviews
Roxas Ward is a teenage boy dying of leukemia. Axel Sinclair is a night janitor who stumbles upon Roxas completely by accident. Roxas will touch Axel's life more than either of them ever predicted. Shonen-ai, serious theme, language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,020 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Kaiblader reviews
"Zexy thats the worst pick up line ever." Zexion didnt mind I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! HAPPY ZEMYX DAY!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Moist Towelettes and Barbeque Sauce by SorasKey reviews
"You gonna wipe my mouth for me too?" -for startscribbling12-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Dear Diary by Lindoreda reviews
I started my blog in sophomore year of high school. During the three years that I actively wrote, only one person ever commented on my posts. I fell in love with this formless, anonymous individual. I’m such a fool. Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Under Demyx's Bed by cat-in-a-bag reviews
Demyx, I wanted to inform you that the space under your bed is not an ideal area to stash items you wish to conceal from the public." "Zexy... you saw what was under my bed?" Happy Zemyx/Dexion Day!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Deal by PandaShark reviews
Natsu found something on Lucy's desk that she didn't want him to see. Now that he knows her secret he makes a deal with her to stay out of trouble. Natsu's a bit OC. No flames please.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
I Bought These Skittles on Ebay by MuffinPirate reviews
Demyx makes a very good doctor or sorts. He cures anybody by making them happy again. He also is sick of Zexion and his skittles. So what happens when Dem is asked to cure poor Zexy of his not-talk-eritis? Much swearing! OOCness
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
More than just a pretty face by kimchee reviews
Tohru is a daughter of a kimono maker and is living through tough times. But her life is turn upside down when she and her sister are sold as maids at a geisha house. Read on to find out more. My version of Memoirs of a Geisha. A Tohru x Kyo pairing.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,119 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
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A Little Hurricane Lurve reviews
i hate summariees so please read it btw its a oneshot unless people tell me to make it a multi chappiee thingie
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Fang, Max
Nagihiko: A Newcomer reviews
You know those stupid cliches where the girl is new and falls for the guys she thought she hated well this time the rolls r reversed t cuz im paranoid
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F., Rima M.
Ballroom love reviews
Ciel is hosting a ball and is taking Elizabe- ah screw it i suck at summeries. T cuz im paranoid
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Elizabeth M., Ciel P. - Complete