Author has written 9 stories for Harvest Moon.
I'm terrible for finishing stories, just for the record.
Warning: long, very long profile. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Age: is but a number. Pick a number 1-28, and if you guess right, then you're probably intellectual!
Fandoms: Harvest Moon, Ouran High School Host Club, Free! -Iwatobi Swim Club, Hetalia, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Vocaloid Animal Crossing, Professor Layton, and Durarara!!.
Gender: No (fun fact I'm a boy) (another fun fact I'm one of the only boys on this website) (fun fact if you ask me if I'm gay then I will get queer) (because I am very, very queer)
Occupation: I WANT to be an author's apprentice, but noooooooo, apprentices stopped a long time ago. So, I will be an author and illustrator when I grow up.
Home Address: Sunshine Islands in the winter, Ikebukuro in the summer, Forget-Me-Not Valley in the spring, and Waffle Island in the fall. I occasionally go to Mineral Town and Bluebell and Konohana on vacation, too. Life's great, man. Not really, but really!
My REAL home address: Well, turning into the neighborhood you'll see lots of trash and tin cans. Then, you'll see a scarecrow. Just keep following the yellow brick road till you reach my house- you can't miss it, it's right next to the Wizard's.
My REAL REAL home address: at that place.
Fanfiction friends: RebeccaSaysYay (the bff that I cannot live without ever ever ever), Crazy-Pairing-Girl (my immature older sister), harvestmoonlovee (my coastline rival), HOWDAREYOUSTEALYCOOKIE (the biggest qt there is), I.Hope.You.Dance.7 (what a babe), Jay Blue 13 (someone I am a very shitty friend to that I still love a lot), someuser (my Hetalia babe), ktgg (a friend of a friend that I wish I talked to more), and TheGoldenHeartedGirl329 (Animal Crossing-playing darling). These people make my world go round! :)
I don't mind random friends! If you message me with "do you want to be friends?" then I'd be honored! Please message me if you share a common interest! :D
My avatar: Why, CeLuke's babbus! :3 The older one is named Forest, and the younger one is named Megan. They're real sweethearts X3 I made them up.
My real name: is going to be announced right after the break! I don't give out my name, but I'm usually called Panther-chan/kun since it sounds all buddy-buddy. Or Fluoride. Or Florida. ...To be honest, you can call me by anything except for my /real/ name or my birth name. Personal shit's personal, yo.
My fave characters' names: Celia and Cosmo and Sonic and Cam and Ash and all the other awesome people.
Song: Heat-Haze Days (Kagerou Days) originally by Vocaloid but the creator of the better cover of it is unknown whoops
TV Show: I want to start watching The Simpsons
Video Game: I'm playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf nonstop.
Pairing: Ash/Cam forever and always yahoo
Book/Manga/Reading Material: Ouran High School Host Club
"What you call dirt, I call a healthy coating of earth." Toph, from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
"The sun is loud!" Me
"Eleven. It's like ten, but one more..." Spinal Tap.
"People say I'm all over them, but they're just my best friends. I've known one of them since kindergarten. And plus, they are like condoms to me, I trust them."
"Haha. That condom reference was pretty smart, EXCEPT for the fact that sometimes, condoms can rip o_O That's how accidental babies happen..."
"Exactly. Sometimes they rip. Same as how my friends sometimes do something wrong or tell a secret." HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE and I
"Hey, see that thing over there?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"It's another fuck I don't give." My older brother talking to me
"Pals before Gals!" The Amazing World of Gumball
"Natalie, you are the flame that heats the stove of my heart! You are the spice in my curry, the sugar in my peanut brittle..." -Pierre. (Who else?)
"BELLY-DONCE!" -Vaughn I wish but not really
"I seriously nearly fell off my chair when I saw how many (characters) you had. But then again, I was leaning backwards." christalla431
"I watched the sun rise the other day. I hissed and hid under my blanket..." HOWDAREYOUSTEALMYCOOKIE
"Yes, it IS rude. We're talking about death and you're... you're a penguin." My journalism teacher
"Because as men, we can't control how we see and think; but we can control how we act." Man on Steve Harvey that cheated on his wife
1. Celia x Luke (My signature crack pairing. Yes, I made it. I own full stock in it, but credit is not needed.)
2. Witch Princess x Daniel (nobody knows who he is, it's so sad ;-; )
3. Bo x Nami (I made this one, too.)
4. Candace x Julius (I'm known for liking this one since I'm about its only fan. Obviously, it is not my pairing- it is canon.)
5. Keria x Cody (*I made this one too and I love it to death. I think it would have been cute if this was canon.)
6. Renee x Toby
7. Anissa x Jin
8. Mary x Gray
9. Selena x Kathy
10. Skye x Leia
11. Marlin x Claire
12. Elliot x Julia
13. Denny x Lanna
14. Natalie x Pierre
15. Vaughn x Sabrina (You wanna fight? Because, you know, I could fight.)
16. Will x Lily
17. Chelsea x Mark
18. Cam x Ash (This is my ultimate OTP of all time. It is greater than you.)
19. Ash x Laney
20. Cam x Laney
21. Laney x Phillip
22. Nori x Reina
23. Vaughn x Mark
24. Candace x Luke
Ouran High School Host Club
4. HikaKao (fave pairing in series)
5. SatoshixYasuchika (second fave but I hate how it's only in the manga :( )
6. TamaKyo, but only vaguely but it's cute??
Panty and Stocking
4. SablexEither gender MC
7. IsabellexMayor (MC)
8. Tom NookxRedd
3. Cliverxanyone I can imagine myself as
3. any two included above
6. AND THEN SHINRAxCELTY WOWOWOW
7. THEY ARE MY BABES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
People that need to stand on opposite sides of the room from each other no matter what the circumstance is aka my nOTPs:
1. Jack x Leia
2. Jill x Skye
3. Lillian x Cam
4. Lillian x Ash
Ouran High School Host Club
1. Haruhixa twin
2. HaruhixKyoya or Mori or Hunny I'm picky with Haruhi I'm sorry
You know you're obsessed with Harvest Moon when... (*yeah, I made this little list myself.)
- you litter and you feel like everybody hates you
- your friends know every single character in the game and don't even own a gaming system simply because you talk about it so much
- you bought HMDSC even though it was a total rip-off apart from getting Skye
- you want AP really extremely badly because it was about time they finally made a Harvest God and a Wizard to keep the goddess and witch company
- you draw pictures of the characters and know how horrible they look but, despite all of that, you tape it proudly to your wall anyways
- you go to the supermarket and the lady at the front screams in fear when you say, "WHADDAYA MEAN I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO UPGRADE MY RUCKSACK!?!?"
- you tell you crush these infamous lines of Pierre: "You are the flame that has lit the stove of my heart! You are the spice in my curry, the sugar in my peanut brittle..."
-you give your crush gifts every day and wonder when blue feathers will be at the supermarket
-you propose with a blue feather
-you throw strawberries into a pond hoping to meet the Goddess and the police come by to arrest you for littering and you're like, "Oh my goddess..."
-you say that your birthday isn't April 13, but SPRING 13
-you ask your carpenter why he can't give you a house upgrade in two days. (Me: I have enough lumber!)
-you know the names Mayor Thomas, Felix, and Hamilton but don't know your actual mayor's name. (we're all guilty, so it's ok)
-you're afraid to get married because you think that an old lady will die and a clown will move into the town
-you really really really want a white bandana with pictures of flames on it
-you know the distinction between Mary and Sabrina
-you curse at a few of the bachelorettes every now and then
-you see a pregnant lady and ask her how many seasons she's been pregnant
-you REFUSE to believe that cows don't get pregnant with a cow miracle potion. (I mean, what other way IS there? They get the cow miracle potion, click the y button for sparkles to happen, and a baby calf comes out eventually... right? Right?)
-you're surprised to hear that chickens lay more than one egg per day
-you try to find a shipping bin, and when you finally do, you cry when you hear your eggs splat once you drop them
-you demand your paycheck be at 5:00 pm
-you've screwed with your clock to make it change its time every 10 minutes
-you come to a festival or a holiday party five hours late and still expect everybody to be there
-you ACTUALLY know who Daniel is from the HM fandom
-you have pointed to an Elvis Presley CD case and accidentally called him Marlin. (Marlin- I mean Elvis- I mean- aw forget it.)
-you like the Witch Princess better than the Harvest Goddess
-OBVIOUSLY, Mayor Thomas's mustache came before the Pringles man or Mario or Monopoly man's stache! Wannabe staches...
-you have talked to the people- I mean, characters- before
-you want to kill Natsume for not making Zack, Bo, Cody, and Perry bachelors
-you have this love/hate thing with Natsume
-you have cried at your wedding in the game
-you came across fanficton.net looking for Harvest Moon-related things
-your eyebrows are telling you that it will rain tomorrow.
-in HMDS, you call Saibara's Blacksmith just to look at Gray
-you avoid any red plants.
-you actually know what curry is
-you have been scarred when you pictured Mayor Thomas singing Milkshake without his glasses on
-hell, you've been scarred when you pictured Mayor Thomas just without his glasses on
-you want a pair of overalls really really badly
-you wanted to learn Japanese just so you could buy "The Tale of Two Towns" before it was released in America
-you LOVE all of the canon couples. No exceptions.
-whenever you see Marlin walking out of the Blue Bar or his house you automatically think, "Elvis Presley has left the building!"
-Toby does NOT look like an old man. Yes, he has small eyes, yes, he has silver hair, NO, HE IS NOT AN OLD MAN!
-you have a crush on basically every single bachelor and boy who isn't a bachelor
-when you meet a tomboy, you ask them why their hair isn't red and why their name doesn't have an n or an a in it. (*Ex... Ann, Natalie, Nami...)
Copy and paste this if you hate stereotypes and bold the ones that you are.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (I'm polysexual, but that takes too long to explain, so if someone I'm not close with asks for whatever reason, I just say I'm gay.)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I must be a SLUT.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAY PEOPLE, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT-EDGED so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I'm forced to crossdress, so this probably doesn't count.)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (how do you DRAW anime, isn't it manga?)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (yeah)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I, floridapanther28, swear upon the Harvest Goddess to review every fanfiction story I read regardless of its age, reviews, chapter length, author, or characters. I HAVE JOINED THE REVIEW REVOLUTION. YOU CAN JOIN TOO BY COPYING THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.
What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?
] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[x] giving birth
] being myself in front of others
] open spaces
] closed spaces
] flowers or other plants
] being touched
] deep water
] the ocean
] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
] jumping from high places
] crossing hanging bridges
] being robbed
] large crowds of people
] having great responsibilities
] doctors, including dentists
] incurable diseases
] Friday the 13th
] odd numbers
] even numbers
] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
] growing up
] creepy noises in the night
] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
] the welcome mat
] high speed
] throwing up
] falling in love
] super secrets
9/72. Huh. That's cool. I'm going to try to overcome all of these. This is what I call my Fearless Kid Mission that I have mentioned to a few people in PMs- will I overcome all of these fears and become invincible? I WILL. Just you wait and see someday...
I hope you enjoy my stories! If it gets too gay for you, I hope you can locate the "close window" button!! B)