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Author has written 7 stories for iCarly.

Who is WhiteKnightro?

A mysterious, timeless figure forged in the crucible that is quiet desperation. He cloaks his identity in order to protect his loved ones from his bad writing. Yes, you may be related to this talentless hack. Some say he cannot die, those who know him say he cannot do anything. He is known by many names. The Fugarwe Indians call him, “He-who-will-not-pay,” to men, he is, “that guy,” to women in general he is simply "invisible."

His parents feared the explosion of their world and placed him in a rocket as an infant. Fortunately the authorities arrived, got his parents help and placed him in foster care. From this humble beginning he has disappointed almost everyone encountered in his travels, succeeding in lowering expectations wherever he sets foot.

Today WhiteKnightro wields his righteousness like a butter filled sock, using his unremarkable power only for good and the occasional buck. He stands against kung fu treachery in all its incarnations. If you are in trouble and you can find him, then with a little more effort you can probably find someone else who can really help

WhiteKnightro's non-fanfic writing can be found at: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/797756/

WhiteKnightro says: "In this world we are all McRibs. We are here for a limited time only."

Motto: "Write different."

All I know about writing (a list I hope will grow):

1. Read every day.

2. Write every day.

When someone does not care for something you have created it means just that. It does not mean the piece is not good, it does not mean you, as an artist, have no ability.

iCarly fic ideas that WhiteKnightro rejected:

iPredator: It’s hot in Seattle and Sam must face off against the predator but will love find a way?—Hilarity ensues! Sredator

iHulk: Dr. Freddie Benson is hit with gamma rays and suddenly nobody likes him when he’s angry. Hilarity ensues! Sulk.

Reader’s Guide to the Knightroverse:

All of the stories I’ve written in iCarly fanfiction are interrelated. You can read any of them as standalone works or in chronological order in terms of the Seddie relationship as I tell it. That order is:


iCan’t Send This

iLove You So Now What?


iValentine Sometime

iPear Story


All are rooted in canon (the TV show) but "iApuckettlypse" "iValentine Sometime" "iPear Story" and "iConclude" are future fics. All of “my” stories take place in the same reality and sometimes refer to, but certainly build on, each other.

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Through a Mirror, Refracted by Lady Lioness reviews
This is a collection of pieces looking at what's going through Sam's & Freddie's minds during the Seddie arc. Currently up to 'iCan't Take It.' First chapter is author's notes with spoiler warnings & ratings. FREDDIE/SAM
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Epistolary by Oceanmistsupporter reviews
When everything is solved and done, how would they remember what it took them to get there? What will remain? Only the written proof of the journey.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iFML by Charlie Merrit reviews
Ain't nuthin' but a 'iOMG' thang: A companion piece from Sam's perspective inspired by 'iWTF', with apologies in advance to WhiteKnightro if it bites. If I owned 'iCarly,' I'd tell you, but I don't, so I won't.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iLOL by coiwy1 reviews
Inspired by WhiteKnightro's 'iWTF' and Charlie Merrit's 'iFML' - apologies to both, in case of failure on my part. iOMG was a major step for Sam and Freddie's relationship, but when viewed through Gibby's eyes, the whole thing can get a little... skewed.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Gibby - Complete
Don't You Remember by tangerinepalm101 reviews
Freddie and Sam are separated at colleges across the country from each other. Neither of them can stop remembering the times they were together, but it's a long road to be truly reunited. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iTake a Shot by DoofusPrime reviews
Sam finally takes Carly's advice and makes a move. Is kissing Freddie enough to get what she wants, or will it put both her friendships on the line?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Unintended by WheresTheGeek reviews
While alone in her room, Sam lets her thoughts wander. One-shot Seddie songfic in Sam's POV. Contains a few minor swear words.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
My Blonde Headed Nightmare by Archilochus reviews
Some people fall in love. Others get dragged in kicking and screaming. Freddie never wanted to fall for Sam, but as the years go by, he doesn't seem to have much of a choice. Someone up there must find this really amusing. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,006 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iLet It Slide by James Austin Valiant reviews
Freddie couldn't respond to Sam's kiss...and he still hasn't. What will happen when they finally confront each other? Chapter Eight is up!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
58: Your Call by cali-chan reviews
"Honestly, Sam, if you wanted to hear my voice, you could have just CALLED."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Human Error by Aea reviews
A whirlwind look at the last three episodes from iHire An Idiot, iPity the Nevel, and iOMG through the eyes and heart of Sam Puckett.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iWant to Say by amandajoyce118 reviews
Sam Puckett had a bit of a reputation for speaking her mind. She was the kind of girl who leaped before she looked, and that had always applied to the words spewing from her mouth as well. Until now. Set during iOMG.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Real by May Lily reviews
She's never been so terrified of him in her entire life. Sam/Freddie; Seddie; Oneshot; iOMG take.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Ghost by Archilochus reviews
Freddie was just minding his own business on the fire escape, thinking, when she showed up. And she was acting so weird too. So...not Sam-ish. So he follows her for a walk on the town. Is it a dream? If so, he never wants to wake up.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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iApuckettlypse reviews
iApuckettlypse. Set in an iOMG future the story follows Freddie and Sam after Sam dumps Freddie for an older man. Can Seddie be rebuilt? Summary is probably better than story. Rated T but has some mature themes.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,573 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iConclude reviews
To All Things There is an End. iCarly ends in November 2012. "He was smart, sheltered from crossing without the lights, in desperate need of someone to show him the other side of the street. She was a criminal, an agent of chaos. She needed someone who would accept her as she was."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iPear Story reviews
Finally! The show mentions the Seddie arc. It wasn't just a dream! In this fic some people discuss the events of iPear Store. Well, the Seddie events. I didn't really watch the fire station parts. Set in the Knightroverse. Come see what nobody is talking about.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iLove You So Now What? reviews
They hook-up, they break-up, then they say, "I love you" WTF! Whattup? Why did it happen and where might it be going? You've read the best. Now read this. Not even iOAR will stop Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,987 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iValentine Sometime reviews
A valentine in the seddie future. Mainly fluff but mature fluff. Parental guidance is suggested, not just for the lemon but the reality. Telling you not to try this at home is probably a waste of time.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iWTF reviews
Freddie's conflicted take on the events of IOMG and iLost My Mind. Has Sam lost her mind? Would being crazy help at this point? You know how it ends, but how does Freddie get there?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iCan't Send This reviews
Set a few weeks after iLost my Mind, Freddie is composing an important e-mail. What's on his mind? How many drafts will it take to get it right? This is the deluxe edition with the final draft and Sam's response. All natural, zero calories.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,989 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
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